Kiana and others also admired this guy's ability to know the current situation. There are many shameless people in this world, but it is rare to find such decisive and shameless guys, and such people are often not simple.
"Ahem, well, is Commander Jeppard here? I'm quite familiar with him. Can you give me a chance to explain?"
"Explain, explain what? And who is Jeppard?"
Kiana scratched her head and looked at the suspicious person in confusion.
The other party was also "stupefied for a moment", and after looking at Bai Ge and others silently for a while, he suddenly showed an expression of understanding.
"Oh~ You're not the Silver Mane Guards, why didn't you tell me earlier? Family members don't fight each other, isn't that unnecessary? My name is Sambokoski, you can also call me Uncle Cold Legs. Nice to meet you."
“…………”xN (
Bai Ge hugged his elbows with his hands and raised the corners of his lips.
He had seen through it all but didn't interrupt.
Instead, he handed the right to talk to Xingbao and others. After all, young people should always be given some opportunities to gain experience. He is not the protagonist of this [development], at least now is not his time to perform.
After that, Xingbao and the others triggered all the conversations and learned the basic information of this world from Sangbo.
Xingbao: "Where is the gathering place?"
Sambo: "Why should I be so pedantic? It's just a matter of finding living people. You're doomed if you go outside. The only place in the world still inhabited by humans is our good old Beloberg."
"[The City of Preservation], [The Eternal City], [Humanity's only barrier against the cold wave], it sounds intimidating, but every word is true. Now, humanity can only survive within this iron wall."
Xier: "Why are you hiding in the snow?"
Sambo: "Me? You scared me. I was looking around here, hoping to get some ancient relics to make a small fortune, but you made such a big noise that I thought it was the Silver Mane Guards. Sambo, I don't want to go to jail~"
(Treasure thieves are everywhere~)
Pam: "What is Silvermane Iron Guard, Pam?"
Sambo: "Oh, this little thing is really unique. Ahem, the Silver Mane Guard is Beloberg's army, the law enforcers, the police. Hey~ those people don't know how to adapt at all, they just like to deal with people in our line of work."
Soon everyone had asked for all the information they needed.
The cooperation between Sambo and me is really good.
I will tell you everything I know throughout the whole process.
This left Hei Xier, who had been fully prepared for the interrogation, with no room to maneuver and she retracted her claws in dissatisfaction.
However, just when this guy provided complete intelligence and was about to escape.
"Stop, hold still."
Bai Ge snapped his fingers, and suddenly a sub-space spear appeared and pierced in front of Sambo. The spear, which could ignore defense and penetrate space directly, slightly cut off a few blue hairs of this uncle with cold legs.
"Uh, hero, calm down! Calm down! We need to discuss something. Old Sambo is always happy to help, so it's best not to leave such dangerous things lying around."
"Okay, stop acting. You already know we're not from this planet. The introduction just now sounded way too detailed and contrived. It was almost like an NPC giving a beginner's guide."
"!!!"xN
Bai Ge's words made everyone open their eyes wide.
"Indeed! We are all outsiders. The question just now should be common sense to everyone in this world. A normal person wouldn't react as naturally and decisively as you did."
Dan Heng frowned, realizing that he had overlooked this point.
It's like when someone asks you what one plus one equals, a normal person's reaction would be that the other person is sick and mentally retarded, instead of seriously explaining to him in detail why one plus one equals two.
Sambo's reaction was just like the NPC in the game's tutorial that explains the background and gameplay to new adventurers.
Thinking about it this way, the other party's reason for appearing in this deserted snowy place looking for relics is not credible.
After all, if you look closely, the snow pile where he had just hidden was full of holes, and it was on the path that he and others had to pass.
Even without Diana's reminder, there was a high probability that they would have discovered the other party's existence, so... this seemed like a means for Sambo to attract their attention, a carefully planned accident.
"Ah, everyone, please don't wrongly accuse a good person. I, Old Sanbo, am only telling you this because I want to help you. And even if you want to doubt me, at least you have to provide evidence."
Sambo said hurriedly waving his hands in panic.
"Alright, alright. Since the Masked Fool acts solely on his own initiative, when has he ever cared about evidence? Absurd lies, surprises and shocks, freedom, lawlessness, and unfettered freedom—this is the true meaning of [joy]."
Bai Ge said as he constructed a silver-carved revolver.
Aiming at Sambo's head as he looked at him in astonishment.
Then he smiled and pulled the trigger.
boom--!
Sambo: "?!!!"
What came out of the gun were not bullets but ribbons. Sambo's face was covered with these colorful ribbons and he stood there in a daze.
Bai Ge: "Haha, scared you? Making the Masked Fool show such an expression is really fun."
Sambo: "...Dude, who the hell are you?"
Did he meet someone in the same profession? And this [joyful] style made it hard for him not to think of someone he knew in the tavern!
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Chapter 899: Sambo Becomes Fun, News about Vita (Please Customize)
(God of Fun, I, Old Sambo, seem to be the fun guy today. Who on earth is this guy?!)
Even in the freezing cold of Yalilo-VI, Sambo couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. He looked nervously at the white boy in front of him, feeling that he had never been so passive before.
He had never been recognized by his identity at first sight.
What does the Masked Fool fear the most? Of course, it’s the Box Opening Master!
A fool who has lost his mask cannot deal with someone like this who exposes your secrets right from the start.
Coupled with Bai Ge's terrifying behavior just now, Sangbo expressed his serious suspicion that the person in front of him was a happy female imp with twin ponytails disguised as a fairy wearing her ever-changing mask!
"Uh, who exactly is this friend? Did he say he's a member of our tavern? But I don't remember Old Sambo. Could it be that a new member has appeared recently?"
Sangbo rubbed his hands ingratiatingly and asked Bai Ge.
"What are you thinking? I'm just a savior passing by. You should have heard of Hyperion's name."
"Oh~! So you are the famous, unsinkable ship of salvation, the messenger of the great savior. Nice to meet you, nice to meet you, old Sambos! I am truly honored to meet you today!"
"Wow, this guy is too... "
Seeing that everyone in Sambo took a step back, they got goosebumps from the flattery. It was too deliberate.
The corners of Sambo's lips twitched, and he felt that he was becoming more and more like a clown.
"Ahem! I didn't expect this savior to have such a good eye. He recognized Old Sambo's identity right away. I admire you."
"That's not true."
"what?"
"I know someone in the tavern [at World's End], and she told me everything about the Masked Fool."
Bai Ge didn't even blink. He wasn't going to reveal his identity as the Phantom Thief Bai Ye yet. After all, this tiny ice ball couldn't withstand the presence of an envoy, and...
Phantom Thieves have to maintain a sense of mystery.
No one would care if the mysterious thief was lost.
"Well, it turns out there's a traitor among us!"
Sambo frowned and said with righteousness.
Bai Ge rolled his eyes and complained about this.
"Still acting? Is that fun? When have you, the Masked Fool, ever been united? I remember you making fun of yourselves as much as you make fun of outsiders."
Betrayal and lies are part of the aesthetics of fools.
All the Masked Fools enjoyed it.
Otherwise they would not be fools.
People like Bai Ge are definitely outliers.
"Aha, my friend, you're right. Um, but could you please tell me who told you Old Sambo's identity?"
"What? You want to go back and trick me?"
"How could that be? It's just a conversation."
Sang Bocan said with a smile, "Of course I'll get tricked back!" However, he was not averse to being tricked and then becoming a joke. On the contrary, he enjoyed it very much. It felt good to be a clown.
But, a masked fool should show courtesy to others!
The compatriot who revealed his identity will also become a source of fun!
Sambo searched for suspicious objects in his mind.
But he gave up the next second. There were too many fools in the tavern who would do such inhumane things, or rather, everyone was one of them!
"Ahem! Of course, if the other party is your friend, then just pretend that Old Sangbo didn't say anything. After all, the savior's friends are my friends, hahahaha~~~"
"Well, although my relationship with her is indeed unusual, it's not wrong to say that it's more than just friends, but it doesn't hurt to tell you."
"Eh?"
"Her name is Vita, which means the teeth should gently bite the lips, and the tip of the tongue should gently bite the teeth."
Bai Ge smiled and imitated the bad woman's self-introduction.
"!!!"
Sambo immediately gave up the idea of reciprocity.
Then Khan, Great Khan, Waterfall Khan, Genghis Khan!
(I’m so tired! Why is it that old lady who cheated people to death and refused to pay for it?! I can’t afford to offend her!)
Even the masked fool who is fearless and whose life creed is to seek death and have fun has people he dare not mess with, one of whom is his own kind who are too extreme and too inhuman.
Although they debuted not long ago, Vita and Bai Ye have now become the ultimate fun people that are feared by all the fools in the tavern at the end of the world! !
The witches and the phantom thieves have reached the pinnacle of their respective joyful paths, and those they target have only two choices: social death or extreme social death.
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