When their heroes, people in Honkai Impact 3.

"Little Silver Wolf, you are so ridiculous. When you understand the adult games, I will play with you again~"

KO!

Facts have proved that the genius is worthy of being a genius. The Silver Wolf, who could only be described as evenly matched when fighting against the Black Tower puppet, was now instantly defeated by the gauze in front of the Black Tower itself.

Sanyueqi and Xing next to them sighed and shook their heads.

"The Silver Wolf encountered the Great Black Tower and could not defeat it despite his best efforts."

"Oh~ Poor Silver Wolf, is she going to cry and make a fuss again?"

"Oooooh! Shut up, both of you! And I'm not crying or making a fuss!"

The Silver Wolf knelt on the ground in an ORZ posture, with tears in his eyes, saying that things may change over time, don't bully the young wolf!

Besides, isn't that just her grown-up form? In a few years, she'll definitely be able to complete a magnificent comeback! After all, she already knows what brilliant possibilities her future self holds!

Bronya Zajcek aboard the Hyperion.

and Bronya Rand on Yarilo IV.

Both of them proved that there are unlimited possibilities for pressed duck!

As an isomorph that is exactly the same as the two of them when they were young, Silver Wolf said that he will eventually recreate the miracle of 000!

(Just wait, Black Tower. When my account is recovered and the Wolf King returns, my future self will surely make you admit defeat! By the way, can I possibly encounter the Savior? Ask him to use his divine power of time to help me skip my growth phase and transform directly into a giant silver wolf!)

I can only say that this silver wolf has a really beautiful idea...

On the other side, after bullying the Silver Wolf, Da Heita felt that her mood had improved a lot. She couldn't help but hum the requiem melody played by the [Death] Star God Forget-me-not.

After washing in the stream to his satisfaction, Heita came ashore, used his omnipotent power of destiny to remove the moisture and stains on his pajamas, and then picked up the remaining offerings in front of the tombstone and enjoyed them.

(Ruan Mei’s osmanthus cake? It’s good as always, but why doesn’t it taste as good as the one at the Forget-Me-Not tea party?)

She shook her head slightly, feeling that her tastes had improved after her death. The genius said there was nothing she could do about it, as she was now the only one in the world who was destined to be a [Death] walker.

Heita likes the word unique.

Because it sounds like a good match for me~

"So, tell me, what happened in the universe during the time this genius was on his great adventure in the Sea of ​​Past Lives? And who hosted my funeral? How did it go exactly?"

"Um, this is the first time I've heard someone ask how their funeral was planned. It feels a bit weird."

"Don't worry, Black Tower! My adoptive father helped you arrange it. It's going to be a grand affair, with a professional team providing top-notch service. There are puppets carrying the coffin, and even a Doomsday Beast pulling it. Estelle even bought this beautiful planet specifically for your burial. We even asked Master Fu Xuan from the Luofu Taibusi to calculate your feng shui!"

"........."

Heita gasped after hearing this, and even dropped the osmanthus cake in her hand to the ground. She suddenly felt a little regretful. Why did she ask? Although this sounded very glorious, but...

Puppets carry the coffin, the Doomsday Beast pulls the coffin, and so on.

I always feel a bit like that/social death!!

Heita's two jade feet painted with purple nail polish subconsciously tensed up, her toes bent and gripped the ground, and she felt like she was about to lose three bedrooms and a living room.

There are three forms of death in life.

The first is physical death.

The second is to be completely forgotten.

The third type is social death!

At this moment, the great Lady Black Tower's cheeks turned slightly red, and at the same time she felt that her fate of [death] seemed to have become stronger, probably because she had just realized another truth about death.

At the same time, the image of a white-haired, heterochromatic-eyed young man involuntarily emerged in his mind. Even a narcissist like Big Black Tower had to admit that the other person's appearance was indeed a little bit better than his own.

She felt that the other party had a lot of fun organizing her funeral!

Bai Ge: (Ahem! How can you say that? In order to pull the coffin for you, Heita, I specially found a base of the Antimatter Legion and captured a Doomsday Beast for you.)

Kurota: (...Thank you so much!!)

First update, please give me flowers, votes and rewards.

I'm going back to my hometown for the New Year tomorrow, so it should be no problem to keep updating.

And I hope I can win 500,000 stars in one draw!

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Chapter 1096, Big Black Tower: This is much better than a staff! (Please customize)

"Forget it, it's come to this... let it be."

After listening to Xing's narration of his entire funeral process, Heita felt that perhaps he would not come back, and it would be fine to stay in the Sea of ​​Past Lives forever and keep the [Death] Star God Forget-me-not company.

But since I'm back now.

There is no other way but to accept reality.

As for that funeral that was so exaggerated, incredible, wonderful, and socially fatal... Heita comforted himself and thought about it from a positive perspective, which also reflected his greatness from another side.

In short, her current mentality is similar to the state of "things have come to this, let's eat first". After all, unless the "Savior" Star God comes and mercifully helps her reverse time and space, making this funeral that can be called social death disappear, the Black Tower will be helpless.

Besides, this job was originally led by a certain savior god...

(But I clearly spent so much time in the Sea of ​​Past Lives, yet only less than two days have passed in the Eigenverse. It seems the flow of time between the two worlds is quite different.)

Heita subconsciously tried to calculate the time ratio, but she would never think that this was meaningless, because there was no concept of time in the Sea of ​​Past Lives. If you have to say it, Bai Ge's will is its benchmark.

Normally, Black Tower's resurrection would have occurred the moment she died, but Bai Ge's deliberate interference delayed it until two days later, and her purpose was naturally to take advantage of her.

Simply put, a certain savior god/death god is playing~

"Let's go, let's spread the news of your resurrection. The genius Black Tower has been resurrected! This will definitely shock everyone and dominate the front page of tomorrow's interstellar news and trending searches!"

Xing said with sparkling eyes that she wanted to get involved in such an interesting thing and she wanted to grab the center position in the headline photo!

However, Heita's expression showed a lack of interest, and he didn't seem to be interested in telling others about his successful resurrection.

"Emm, maybe. It's up to you."

She just answered casually.

"Um, Ms. Black Tower, aren't you happy that you're resurrected?"

"You don't have to be silent if you can't speak. What I mean is that I've faked my death a few times before because I thought it was fun, so now the outside world probably wouldn't be surprised even if they knew I was resurrected. They should be used to it by now."

Heita crossed his arms and rolled his eyes at Sanyueqi.

"Ah, this..." x3

Now thinking about those fake death games, Heita's lips could still rise a few pixels, savoring some fun from them, such as the time at the seminar commemorating the XXXth anniversary of her birth.

Meeting content 1: Review of Ms. Heita’s scientific achievements.

Meeting content 2: Review of Ms. Heita’s life anecdotes.

Meeting content three: Cheers like thunder for the birth of Ms. Black Tower, and all members read the "Black Tower Hymn" aloud.

Temporary content: Moment of silence: Announcement: According to a breaking report from authoritative media, Ms. Heita has passed away due to illness...

Temporary content 2: When everyone thought that Ms. Black Tower was dead, Ms. Black Tower made a grand appearance and gave a speech!

Silver Wolf: "Is this a genius? Is there something wrong with your brain?"

Xingbao: "This is the first time I feel that you, Black Tower, are even more abstract than me."

March: "Uh, I don't know how to complain anymore."

Black Tower: "Don't worry about these details, they are all in the past. Besides, there are always some old guys in this world who hope I die so that they can use this to prove that my theory of "Rejuvenation" is wrong, so I found an opportunity to tease them~"

As she said this, she stretched. Except for the slightly barren fruit on her chest, her perfect body curves made San Yueqi a little envious, so she made up her mind immediately!

Change your milk tea tonight from high sugar to low sugar!

But the next second, a slightly cute yet awkward voice came from Heita's abdomen, causing the genius to freeze.

It’s not Heita’s fault that her stomach wasn’t cooperating, because she had just dug all the way from the center of the earth to the surface. Although she had eaten some tributes, they were only two or three pieces of cakes, so she was still a little hungry.

As for the afternoon tea at Forget-Me-Not's... In the Sea of ​​Past Lives, the Black Tower's body was constructed from the energy of [Death] destiny, and it and the body in the real world were actually two different containers.

So the moment she crossed the boundary between life and death, her soul returned to her body in the original world, while the body in the sea of ​​past lives was decomposed into pure [death] destiny energy.

In short... Heitabai ate so many snacks.

"Ahem! We can talk about other things later. I'm going back to the space station to change clothes and replenish my energy. You guys, please help me contact Bai Ge, Ruan Mei, and the others. Tell them I have something important to tell you."

"Uh, isn't your space station gone?"

"You're called March Seven, right? Use your brain once in a while. Do you think I only have one space station? The one Polka destroyed had the largest collection, but it wasn't the most important one."

Heita said lightly that the assets of a genius are beyond the imagination of ordinary people. The number of her space stations exceeds double digits, and she even has a base castle in the border area of ​​the universe.

"…………"x3

Xing, Silver Wolf, and March Seventh fell silent again. The three of them looked at each other, hesitant in their hearts, not knowing how to tell the sky in front of them the cruel truth that was about to happen.

"Well, Ms. Black Tower, actually all your space stations..."

"what?"

"Ahem! March Seventh meant to say that all your space stations have actually been destroyed, and the murderer is Polka Kakamu!"

"Aha?!"

"Besides that, your super luxurious Witch Castle/Magic Fairy Castle in the outer reaches of the universe was also demolished by the Lord of Silence."

"how come!!"

"That's far more than that. All your rare items, all your puppets, all your assets were taken away by Polkakakamu. Oh, and this Lord of Silence even closed your account for you."

"........."

"Well, you may not believe it, but these tributes were actually eaten by Polkakakamu. It has nothing to do with us. We are just passing by and just come to pay our respects to you..."

Black Tower silently watched the three people before him who kept blaming the Silent Lord. For a moment, he didn't know what to say. Could Polka Kakamu explain anything?!

"Do you three think I'm easy to fool? Tell me the truth! My space station, my treasures, my assets... where are they all?!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh" x3

"Turn your face around! Look at me!"