When their heroes, people in Honkai Impact 3.

"Ahem! First month on the job, P, P36?!!!"

Scott fell to his knees with a thud.

He has been in the company for more than 20 years and has done everything he can to get promoted. He not only reported his father for accepting bribes, but also made trouble for his best friends and even rejected a colleague in the human-computer interaction department who had a crush on him.

It can be said that for the sake of promotion, Scott sacrificed his loved ones without hesitation. In the end, after more than 32 years of hard work, the result was only a P4 level, points lower than Bai Ge's in his first month! !

This directly shattered Scott's faith.

Bai Ge showed a happy smile behind the mask, muted the world, and listened to Scott's broken howl, which was very pleasant!

Holding a cup of concentrated cold brew coffee, I gazed through the glass at the dawn over Pier Point. Looking down from my 5,000-square-meter office, I saw countless employees standing on the crisscrossing escalators, rushing for their upcoming performance reviews.

Your troubles, desires, the restless days and nights, the experience of staying up late to work overtime, these are far less relatable to me than a number on a report.

Under the company's strictly enforced hierarchy, the gap between people is even greater than the gap between people and Wuwubo. In fact, my lovely sister Topa, her pet account is already at level P35."

Every word Bai Ge said was like a sharp blade, piercing Scott's heart. After twenty years in the company, he couldn't even compare to ten stone-hearted people like Bai Ge, and he was even worse than a pig!

It's really so heartbreaking!!

But it doesn't matter! Although Scott felt that his health had been extinguished by Bai Ge's words, he still hadn't fallen! As a lone wolf, he would never give up easily!

Bai Ge: "But of course, even if you get promoted quickly, life won't be as smooth sailing as the workplace. In fact, I've encountered quite a few problems in the workplace. Oh, it's really a headache~"

Scott: "Huh? You, you also have workplace troubles!"

Suddenly, a certain lone wolf showed an expectant look. Seeing Bai Ge's troubled look, he couldn't help but feel a new hope. He thought, "Hurry up and tell me what's bothering you, so I can feel better! Hurry up!"

Bai Ge: "Of course I have my troubles. For example, a while ago, after they found out I was engaged to Miss Ester, the daughter of [a prominent family] on the company's board of directors, one of my superiors and two colleagues started looking at me with increasingly strange eyes, as if they were about to confess their love to me."

Scott: “…………”

A mouthful of blood spurted out. This time, Scott was truly doomed. What kind of enviable trouble was this?!

He became one of the "Stone Heart Ten" in his first year, then married Miss Ester, the daughter of the company's board of directors! He's even popular with the others! The women in the "Stone Heart Ten" of the Strategic Investment Department seem to be all incredibly beautiful, right?!

Scott: "I can't accept this, I can't accept this!! How can there be such a winner in life? Damn it!!"

Bai Ge: "Eh~ But this is the truth~"

Scott: "I, I'm going to fight you!!!"

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Chapter 1501, Bai Ge: Scott, you are a robot! (Please customize)

The cruelest way to die in the world is not being torn apart by five horses, but killing someone and destroying their heart. At this moment, Scott, whose heart was broken by Bai Ge's destruction, was almost vomiting blood. He couldn't accept it!

We are all human beings, how can the gap between us be so big!

"So sometimes the gap between people is even greater than the gap between Woowoobo and humans. And... Scott, you don't look much like a human either. You look more like a dog than a human."

This statement is not meant as an insult, but as a sincere evaluation.

Bai Ge looked at Scott, who was now kneeling on the ground in an OTZ position after being hit hard, but still did not forget to yell at him. To be honest, he was far away from being a human being and very close to being a dog!

Um, that’s not right, even dogs are not as good as his dog!

"Haha, clowns of this level are not uncommon."

"Indeed, it's stupid enough to be enjoyable."

The Heroic Spirits Emiya and Artoria also curled their lips. Some villains in this world are very special. No matter how loudly they shout, people will not feel disgusted because they are very weak, so weak that it makes people happy.

Even his every move can make people laugh. Bai Ge is a little confused now, why a talent like Scott is not noticed by Aha. A "lone wolf" like him is better off being a [selfless clown] than being a social animal in the company.

"Guwu! Don't, don't be so proud! I'm not envious, I'm not envious at all! It's just popularity, isn't it? A wise man doesn't fall in love, a fool will only fall into depravity. Women...will only affect my promotion speed!"

"Tsk tsk~ Still being stubborn. Even if you don't have a girlfriend, your promotion speed isn't that great. Let me see... Yo, you've been working for over 32 years and you're still only at P level, just average, huh? So you're from the [Marketing Development Department], why didn't you tell me earlier~"

Bai Ge used his authority to quickly find Scott's information in the company's internal database. After a few glances, he found that the department this guy was in was the [Market Development Department].

"You, what do you want to do! I'm warning you, you and I are not in the same department. Even if you are one of the [Stone Heart Ten] in the [Strategic Investment Department], you have no right to give orders to me in the [Market Development Department]!!"

"Don't be nervous~ I know, but... since you work under that bastard Oswaldo Schneider from the [Marketing Department], I don't have to control myself. Haha, that's great~"

It is well known that the relationship between the [Strategic Investment Department] and the [Market Development Department] is irreconcilable. Bai Ge lightly tapped his fingers, and a slight intrusive power instantly retrieved more information about Scott.

such as……

He didn't delete his browser history.

And the explosive collection kept in private collections.

"Let me see more, hiss hiss hiss~ Yohu? 'The Domineering Mecha Fell in Love with Me', 'Romance of the Inorganic Empire', 'The Story I Have to Tell About the Star Destroyer Mecha', tsk tsk~ Your aesthetic taste..."

“Aa ...

A lone wolf suddenly let out a miserable howl, and looked at Bai Ge in horror as he read out his browser history and private collections one by one, feeling that he had lost something very important.

The seemingly innocent and gentle young man in white, wearing a white jade mask, was, in Scott's eyes, the most terrifying demon in the world. If he cut him open, he would find that the inside was absolutely black!

"Tsk tsk~ No wonder, no wonder, so you are a robot."

"Stop it, stop it, please stop!"

"Okay, okay, don't worry, I won't tell anyone... Sorry, I accidentally slipped up and sent it to the news department. Jimi is really efficient. He's already written the draft and sent it out."

"You, did you do it accidentally or on purpose?"

"Emm, I was careless on purpose~"

Bai Ge looked at Scott with pleasure and pity.

You have to know that the news department of [Interstellar Peace Company] is a group of gossip paparazzi with no moral compunction. They are not only ruthless to outsiders, but also to their own people! Not only do they dare to publish the spending records of the heads of various major departments, but they even exaggerate them.

Bai Ge seriously suspected that the Minister of Information was a man of pleasure with a [happy] fate, and he felt that at least half of the staff under him were probably [fictional historians] who believed in [mystery].

but……

To be honest, he really wants to take a job there.

When the time comes, I will write a few articles titled "Little Stories About Aha and Akivali That Must Be Told" and publish them. They will definitely be very popular!

In short, Scott is finished now, and his social death is inevitable.

This kind of "death" is too cruel for ordinary people, and Bai Ge would not resort to this method unless it is absolutely necessary, but Scott is from the [Market Development Department], an inhumane department.

When their victims (such as Gold Dust and Poteo) find out, they will just clap their hands vigorously and say good riddance, please clap harder.

"Haha~ Thanks to you, I had a really pleasant time. Now you can move aside. I have to go save my dear sister Jade, and that troublesome thing called Gold Dust."

"Damn it! This is intolerable! I'm going to fight you! Go ahead, Berserker! Kill this guy!!"

“Gaoooo—Wuuu—!”

Following Scott's incompetent and furious order, Berserker Lancelot, who was wrapped in black energy, roared, and then he rushed towards Bai Ge like a mad horse.

however……

"This guy is so noisy! I can accept silent tranquility and I also like passionate melodies, but forget about the noise, Saber."

Bai Ge put on his ear cleaner. He had very high requirements for [sound] because he had been spoiled by Eden since 50,000 years ago.

"Understood, Master."

Berserker responded with an invisible sword light.

Lancelot felt a chill on his neck and froze in shock. He stared blankly at the extremely familiar figure. Although the king's posture had not changed, the speed of his sword was a thousand times faster than he remembered.

The holy sword containing the invisible wind was not stained with even a drop of his blood. Artoria casually swung it and said.

"A mad dog like you wants to hurt my Master?"

"Arthur..."

Before he could utter the last word, the knight of the lake who had fallen into madness felt the world spinning around him, and his vision suddenly became very strange. He actually saw his own body from an upward perspective.

The next second he realized that he had been beheaded. The punishment from the king that he had longed for in his lifetime actually came in this form.

0 ................

There was no way Artoria could recognize him with his helmet and head decapitated, and Lancelot knew he was not qualified.

For someone like me who betrayed the king's trust, became the seed of the kingdom's destruction, and escaped from the Round Table, it was already a blessing just to be killed by the king. How could I ask for more?

then……

Berserker Lancelot.

In the end, he quietly left the stage.

But even though he was quiet, some people couldn't be quiet.

“No way! Berserker aa ...

Scott collapsed as he watched Berserker being killed in one second by a single sword. He felt terrible. He looked at Altria with trembling eyes, whose strength was obviously beyond the standard. He really wanted to report that someone was cheating!

"Hehe~ As expected of my Saber, a beautiful sword."

"Thank you for your praise, Master."

Bai Ge touched Artoria's head affectionately, and a very proud expression appeared behind the white jade mask. Artoria also felt a little happy and wanted to kill a few more enemies!

In fact, although Artoria Pendragon can perfectly complete the work of a "king", she is not suitable to be a king. Compared to a king, she is more suitable to be a pure knight.

Because a king needs to guide others.

What she excels at is protecting others.

She is meant to be a sword, not the one holding it.

However, because her sword was so excellent, there was no king who could hold her and drive her in Artoria's world and era, so the sword had to become king on its own.

But now, it seems that the Knight King has finally met him.

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