(What kind of weird questions are these? I want to see what the person who wrote them looks like! And now I am sure that there is something wrong with this religion! But what should I do now…)
There were even questions like [What kind of instant noodles does the savior like to eat the most], [What kind of music does he like to listen to the most], [What kind of girls do you like (please specify personality + appearance characteristics)], which made Bai Ge completely dumbfounded.
People often fail to correctly understand themselves.
Looking at the series of questions about himself on the test paper, Bai Ge was sweating profusely. He had a feeling that he might roughly know the answer, but as long as he wrote it down, it would definitely be wrong.
(What kind of instant noodles do you like to eat the most? Uh, I don’t really like instant noodles. What kind of music do you like to listen to the most? Can I check my listening history? What kind of girls do you like? You have to write so much details? You are sick, are you?)
After reading the entire paper, Bai Ge found that he could only answer the questions about height and weight with confidence. He was almost unsure whether he could answer the rest correctly, and he suddenly panicked.
Rustle, rustle, rustle~~
However, at this moment, Bai Ge heard the sound of a pen tip sliding across paper at high speed.
He turned around and saw that Ying, who was sitting next to him, was writing furiously. She was completely focused and didn't look like she was stumped at all.
Sakura: "They are just simple, basic questions."
Bai Ge glanced at the examiner's position, then activated the power of the Herrscher of Reason, constructed a small paper ball and threw it at Ying.
"Pusps! Sakura!"
"Ok?"
Ying, who was answering the questions so enthusiastically that even the tip of her pen was on fire, was stunned for a moment, then she opened the paper ball and took a look.
[Ying, lend me your test paper! ]
"Ah this..."
Ying stole a glance at Bai Ge's test paper and was shocked to see that it was almost completely blank.
However, just when she was about to show the paper to Mr. Bai, she realized that she seemed to have written too much.
Especially for the short essay, she has written nearly 1,800 words despite the basic requirement of 800 words. Ying is even confident that as long as she gives herself enough time, she can write a book!
However, this is something that cannot be shown to the real owner.
(If Bai Ge saw this essay, um, no, no! Absolutely not! It's too embarrassing!) Ying can show this essay to anyone in the world except Bai Ge.
"Ahem Bai Ge, how can you cheat in an exam? Just write the questions yourself. Don't worry, these are easy questions that will give you points."
"Ying, what's wrong with you? Are you kidding me? This is such an easy question! For me, this is almost like a death sentence."
Bai Ge opened his eyes wide. He could hardly believe that he would be rejected by Ying. For a moment, he felt that something might be wrong with the world and he couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
(Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?)
"Students over there, please answer the questions carefully! Don't whisper to each other, otherwise it will be treated as cheating!"
(Fuck! I don’t believe I can’t do this today!)
Bai Ge's whole body was on fire. He activated his power and created an image that resembled Yu Duchen to control everyone's consciousness. Then he looked directly at Ying's test paper without any disguise.
"Bai Ge, Da Mei!"
Ying was horrified and quickly covered her test paper.
The simulated Yu Duchen could not control the minds of the fusion warriors. At most, he could make them see illusions, so Ying knew that she just had to keep covering her body and not move.
Bai Ge's eyes twitched as he looked at Ying who was lying on the table, covering the test paper tightly to prevent him from copying. He felt a little regretful that he had given the real Yu Duchen to Hua some time ago.
The exam time was over soon.
"Ah, I'm tired, let's destroy it..."
Bai Ge pulled Ying into his arms with empty eyes and bit her shoulder in revenge. He decided to punish this disobedient vixen tonight!
"Didn't you say you would give me your heart and fight for me before? Now you won't even give me an answer. Sakura, I'm very disappointed in you."
"Yes, I'm sorry Bai Ge, I was wrong. Can we go home and do it again? I, I'll let you play with my ears..."
"Humph! Let me bully you for another five minutes and I'll forgive you."
Bai Ge glanced at the lotus-shaped Pseudo-God Key in his hand and thought that it was indeed the right choice to give the real one to Ahua. Now he was using the fake to do bad things so that people around him would not be aware of his and Ying's actions.
After the examiner quickly marked everyone's test papers.
"What's going on? How come there is another one that writes so poorly this time? He's even halfway through writing it. Oh~ This is the worst of the worst I've ever seen."
"........."
Bai Ge put Ying in front of him. Needless to say, he knew that it was definitely his paper.
Suddenly the examiner's expression changed. His face, which had just been gloomy because of Bai Ge's test paper, instantly became sunny.
"Oh? This person's writing is so good? Not bad! Quite good, especially this short essay. It's only a ten-point question, but it's two thousand words long! His understanding and faith in Master Baige are quite deep, and he's very devout. It seems he can be directly promoted to a high-level believer..."
"Stare..." (each_each)
"No, don't look at me like that, Bai Ge."
Ying lowered her head in embarrassment, feeling the approving and admiring gazes coming from all around her. This experienced female killer didn't know what to do at this moment.
In the end, the two of them stood together with obvious contrast. Bai Ge looked at the unqualified test paper in his hand and the test paper with full marks in Ying's hand, and he felt inexplicably hard to accept it.
Then the examiner came to them.
"Now, you two are welcome to join my teaching."
"Um, didn't I fail?"
Bai Ge raised his eyebrows. In fact, he now had an urge to go home. His heart was already tired.
However, the other party grabbed his hand and slapped a book as thick as a brick into Bai Ge's eyes and said.
"It is precisely because you failed that we need to recruit you. Don't worry, I will teach you and you will definitely be able to clearly understand the greatness and nobleness of Master Bai Ge. This "Master Bai Ge Encyclopedia Version 7.0" is given to you. Let us feel the glory of the savior together, Bai Men."
"…………"x2
Bai Ge wanted to say something at this moment, but he couldn't utter anything. He looked at his encyclopedia in his hand, with no desire to open it at all. He really wanted to return it to the other party.
Ying saw his embarrassment and took the book away very sensibly...or maybe she wanted to read it herself, well, this vixen was already reading it with great interest.
The examiner showed an approving expression again.
"You are so pious, my lady, Bai Men."
"Um, thank you, Bai Men..."
"Sakura! Wake up! I feel like you're really going to join this weird religion!"
Bai Ge pinched Ying's little hand and reminded her, we are just here to investigate, not to really join the sect.
However, there seems to be no need to investigate now. After all, the situation is already very clear. This is a religion that worships a certain Bai, and they all call themselves Baimen believers.
The two of them glanced at the words written on the banner - Welcome to join the [Bai Ge Cult].
(Oh, I'm so ashamed!)
(This religion is great!)
Bai Ge just felt that he couldn't bear to look at it, but Ying's eyes sparkled.
"What is going on, Ying? Let's go home and sleep, okay? I don't want to stay here anymore."
Bai Ge's cheeks flushed and he spoke to Ying almost pleadingly.
After filling out the application for joining the church, they were brought into the inner meeting place. Everyone here was wearing white robes and holding a copy of "Bai Ge's Encyclopedia Version 7.0" in their hands as if they were holding the Bible. They were discussing his past deeds with each other.
At the front of the venue there was a huge portrait of Bai Ge, and it was so well painted! You could tell at a glance that it was painted by a famous artist, and it was of a quality that could be exhibited in an art gallery.
Bai Ge felt that he couldn't bear it any longer.
It was hard for him to breathe staying in this place.
Although he was not without joy, the shame was absolutely overwhelming. He was now very glad that he had pinched his face to get here and was not recognized by anyone.
However, just as he was pulling Sakura's hand and about to leave.
"No, husband, I think we need to continue investigating! This religion is very wrong!"
"Um, husband? Oh, yes, we are newlyweds now."
Bai Ge couldn't help but be stunned.
Only then did he realize that he and Sakura were still a newlywed couple, and there was nothing wrong with this title.
"Okay, my dear wife Sakura, can you tell me what's wrong? Anyway, if I continue to stay here, I will soon have problems with my body."
"Wife, I am Bai Ge's wife, hehe, hehe... I am Bai Ge's wife."
"Hey! Wake up Sakura! Your character is about to collapse!"
Bai Ge grabbed Ying's shoulders and shook her hard, bringing this pink vixen who was immersed in beautiful fantasies back to reality. The latter looked at him with a slightly resentful look and said.
"Hubby, don't you think the people in this sect know you too well? Many of the questions on the test paper just now are not available from your public information on the Internet, and the same goes for this book, the content is almost 100% accurate."
Sakura said solemnly.
There is a lot of information about Bai Ge on the Internet, but most of it records his past achievements and great deeds. However, whether it is the test paper just now or the book in his hand.
It records many of Bai Ge's living habits.
This information is obviously impossible for outsiders to know.
"I must investigate further! I must find out all the truth about this [White Song Cult]!"
Sakura said very seriously.
First update, please give me flowers, votes and rewards.
Sorry, I didn't get home until 5 o'clock this morning, and I slept for a while, so the update is late.
Chapter 274, Ai Lixia: I am the leader of Baimen! (Please subscribe automatically)
"Sakura, are you sure this is an investigation?"
"Of course, I will definitely find out all the truth about this [White Song Cult]!"
"Oh, what's that in your hand?"
Bai Ge's eyes twitched slightly as he looked at the fox-eared girl holding a bunch of her peripherals, such as life-size pillows, key chains, standees, and figurines. He thought he could ask about the rights to her portrait.
"Ahem, this is, collecting evidence..."
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