When their heroes, people in Honkai Impact 3.

(I thought that except for Bai Ge, all the other 15 heroes of Zhuhuo were women. It turns out there are men. Wait, we can’t be careless now. Maybe they are women dressed as men.)

Thinking about a certain flat-plate immortal, Mei felt that it was not impossible. You know, before Bai Ge came to St. Freya Academy, Fu Hua was known as the number one male martial god.

And leaving aside the other three, Su...is indeed beautiful. After all, the title of the Fairy of the Lake is not false.

"Don't worry, even though these four guys are weird, they are all my good brothers."

"Good brother? Then I feel relieved."

Mei blinked, then breathed a sigh of relief, and watched Kevin and the others' expressions become friendly again.

As long as he's not a love rival, then nothing else matters.

"Um, Bai Ge, have you been to the previous civilization now?" Su asked tentatively.

"Well, didn't Hua already inform you that I'm back? So why are the four of you gathered here eating noodles?"

"Team building, and staying out of the spotlight." x4

The four of them said this in unison, and after they finished speaking, they all trembled like a sieve, as if they had thought of something terrible.

These four tough guys who had never been afraid of facing the end now showed clear signs of "fear"!

Bai Ge was very surprised. He thought that apart from himself, there was no one in the world who could threaten Kevin and the others.

"Hide from the limelight? What happened in Paradise that made you guys hide from the limelight? Is it haunted?"

"It's okay if there's a ghost..."

Kevin's voice was weak. He took a deep breath and looked at his hands, and found that he couldn't stop shaking.

Bai Ge raised his eyebrows, thinking, could it be that the Herrscher of Erosion of the current civilization has arrived? That shouldn't be the case. Ying Jie, who is not a memory body, is not afraid of that thing at all.

And Kevin seemed unwilling to even mention it, and simply tried to change the subject.

Kevin: "Ahem! Hua informed us that Bai Ge is back? How come I didn't know? Did you guys know?"

Su: "Of course I don't know. As for the reason, I think there is no need to guess. Oh~ It's so sad. I didn't expect Hua to become like this one day."

Qianjie: "Humph! That's normal. Once something related to Bai Ge comes up, those women's brains will have some problems."

Kosmo: "Long time no see Bai Ge, and... Mei."

Unlike the original plot, the heroes who are not in memory can of course go out of the paradise and move around. In fact, many heroes maintain a certain degree of contact with the outside world.

For example, a certain Fanxing is not only an art painter who has held art exhibitions, but is also an Eroman teacher.

Today, a red crisis occurred in the paradise that was enough to make Su open his eyes wide. So in order to avoid this crisis and also to have a long-awaited team building, Kevin took the three of them to a newly opened ramen restaurant in the city.

As a result, I happened to meet Bai Ge.

"By the way, why is Mei with you? Wasn't she looking for experimental subjects in the paradise just now?" Kevin hooked his arm around Bai Ge's neck and asked in a very low voice.

"What experiment? Mei is not Mobius. And Kevin, she is Mei, not Mei."

"Huh? Not Mei? That's not right. No matter how you look at it, she looks exactly like Mei. Bai Ge, don't fool me."

Kevin was seen in a vigilant posture, looking like he was ready to break out and escape at any time. Not only him, but also Su, Qianjie and Kosmo were the same.

The four of them stared at Mei as if they were facing a great enemy.

"Your reaction is too rude to a girl. You deserve to not be able to find a girlfriend for 50,000 years. What's going on? What did Mei do to scare you so much?"

"...cook!" x4

"Shhh! Well, this is indeed terrible!"

Bai Ge also shuddered all over, his hair stood on end and he almost suffered from PTSD, and he almost had a man-made collapse.

"Wait, are you guys..."

"Well, the paradise is not peaceful today. Mei is practicing her cooking skills today and is even looking for people to taste her food. We have no choice but to escape in order to save our lives. So Bai Ge...isn't the person next to you really Mei?"

Su's eyes opened wide and he stared at Mei vigilantly.

"That's not true. My Mei's cooking is delicious. Her cooking skills are even as good as Sakura's. They really just look the same. Do you know what is happening in different time and space? That's probably it."

"I see, that's definitely not Mei."

The four of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

Not to mention that the food is delicious, Mei's dishes are simply inedible. Although she has never given up on improving her cooking skills over the years, but...

After just a quick thought, the four of them felt a phantom pain in their abdomen. That was not food for humans at all!

Even Kevin, who was a chimera, foamed at the mouth after taking a sip and almost died on the spot.

But over the years, Mei's cooking skills have not improved but declined.

Now the unanimous consensus among the heroes is that they would rather drink Mobius's suspicious potion than eat the food cooked by Mei, because the former would at most cause some non-lethal side effects.

The latter can even melt your stomach, it's deadly!

"Speaking of which, this matter is really your fault, Bai Ge."

"Huh? Why?"

"If you hadn't said that you believed Mei would be able to cook normal and delicious dishes one day, she wouldn't have practiced cooking for so many years. You... have really ruined us."

Su covered his stomach with a grim expression. It was obvious that he was also one of the victims of Mei's cooking.

"Uh, sorry..."

Now Bai couldn't help but feel guilty.

In the past, when he was in the Fire Moth, he had tried Mei's cooking before, and he almost had to be pushed into the operating room for rescue by Mebius if he hadn't had the power of the Ruler of Life and Death.

Mr. Bai felt that there was a 50% chance that he would really die.

It's not even just him.

(Thinking back, I also tried to feed Mei's food to the crashed Herrscher of the End. Although the Herrscher of the End lived up to his status as a god and did not die,... the reaction was quite big!)

Bai Ge felt that he would never forget that scene in his life. After he forced Mei's food on him, the Herrscher of the End, which had crashed, actually groaned in pain with a pale face.

The Goddess of Honkai, who was supposed to be down for five days, woke up holding her stomach and angrily asked Bai Ge what kind of poison he had given her.

Bai Ge: "It was a close call. We almost lost that time."

Mei: "Who on earth is able to make the food taste so bad? Is it really as exaggerated as you say?"

Bai Ge: "Let's skip this topic. I'm a little PTSD right now, but I'm still a little touched. Mei actually worked so hard to practice her cooking skills for me."

Kevin: "Bai Ge, listen to my advice, don't eat it."

The remaining three nodded in concern.

They knew very well that the white boy in front of them was a brave man who could do a lot of stupid things for love. Bai Ge really dared to take the initiative to eat the food made by Mei!

"Ahem! By the way, Kevin, what's your reason for going into the sea this time? My memory is not wrong. I have seen you in the Quantum Sea before."

Bai Ge also chose to change the subject.

"Isn't it because of another custody dispute with Su? Didn't I say to leave Adam to Qianjie's care?"

"……snort!"

Kevin's face darkened and he turned away unhappily.

Yes, so this time he is fighting with Qianjie for custody.

Unexpectedly, Qianjie has no moral principles!

Kevin: "Qianjie, I always thought you were a reckless man who would fight me in an upright manner! But you really disappointed me by calling Su Lai to fight two against one!"

Bai Ge: “Oh?”

Qianjie: "Tsk! I'm a madman, not a fool. If this blind man wasn't still useful, I would not only not join forces with him, but would also throw him into the Quantum Sea with you."

Su: "Kevin, you don't know how to take care of a child. Did you let Adam's child follow you and eat noodles or Honkai beasts for three meals a day? And you are not like me who has medical skills and can heal the child at a critical moment."

Although Mebius and Mei are not incompetent, as a male mother who is tough on the outside but soft on the inside but actually very competent, it would be strange if Qianjie could hand over the child to these two crazy scientists!

After hearing this, Mr. Bai almost understood.

This time, Kevin was kicked into the Quantum Sea by Qianjie and Soviet Union. Although he was crushed by the former in strength, he was not the crazy man in the original plot, but a sunny and cheerful boy.

and so……

Kevin swelled, flipped over, and went into the sea.

Bai Ge: "What a shame..."

Kevin's eyes twitched wildly as he thought back to what happened that day.

He had just arrived at the place of the agreed battle, but was temporarily controlled by Su Yongyu Duchen after the artificial collapse.

Then, Qianjie, who had also initiated the artificial collapse, unsheathed the Heavenly Fire in his right hand and used the Star of Eden in his left hand to directly hit the Quantum Sea. The whole process took less than three seconds. It was obvious that these two people had planned it in advance, and he was not ready to fight.

So even though he didn't lose any blood, he still couldn't escape the fate of being thrown into the sea, and was only recently rescued by everyone.

Kevin: "It makes me angry just thinking about it! You two are trying to sneak attack, you can't afford it! You don't have the strength!"

Qianjie: "Heh~ Kevin, didn't you have a lot of fun playing in the Quantum Ocean later on?"

Kevin: “…Let’s put things in perspective!”

Throwing Kevin, who is not an autistic person, into the Quantum Sea is equivalent to throwing a Husky into a newly renovated home. This guy must be having a lot of fun playing around in such a large area.

At that time, everyone had thought of pulling this guy ashore in a few days, but when they used the Thousand Worlds and One Vehicle to check, they found that Kevin had already been having a great time in several worlds.

This guy even caught Suo once and beat him half to death, and he almost escaped from the solar system.

So everyone just left it alone.

Anyway, it didn't matter whether this thing existed at that time or not.

The collapse has not yet come, and staying in the paradise will only waste food. Besides, without a white-haired Husky that destroys the house, the entire paradise of the past life is much quieter.

Kevin: "Listen, what people say!"

Bai Ge: "I understand. Back when I was chasing the Fire Moth, I also thought about throwing you out to roam freely. Chimaeras can eat Honkai beasts and you won't starve to death. If you stay in the base, you will only destroy the training room and eat noodles."

Kevin: "...Gan Ren!"

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