When their heroes, people in Honkai Impact 3.

"Go! Go! Don't let these two get away!"

"Tsk, so noisy, Ka, cough cough! Ziyuan, let me ask you, are you like this on a normal day? I mean, using a bomb to blow up the vault and then lure out a bunch of minions."

"That's right~ I've always been like this!"

The Phantom Thief Ziyuan proudly put his hands on his hips, straightened himself up and said, "At least I have a huge heart for D."

Bai Ge's eyes twitched suddenly, and he couldn't help but raise his hand and knock her on the head and complain.

"Damn! You're quite proud of yourself. Aren't Phantom Thieves supposed to be covert action characters? Uh, no, that looks like a thief. Phantom Thieves really do do things in a flashy way."

"That hurts! Don't hit a girl on the head!"

"It's okay. The head of the paramecium is just for decoration."

Bai Ge glanced at Kallen who was crouching with her head in her hands. For someone like Kaslana, whose greatest pleasure in life was eating and destroying the Paramecium family, her brain was often in a shutdown state.

Knowledge cannot leave any trace in their brains. They believe that if they can use their fists, they would never use their brains. If they must use their brains, they will find an external brain for themselves.

It is said that every mature Kaslana Husky/Paramecium must find its own external brain so that their life can be complete.

Mr. Bai couldn't help but shake his head and sigh. It was obvious that these guys were actually very smart and their configurations were quite high.

But most Kaslanas’ brains are in a 90% new state even when they die, and they never turn on their brains!

"You, both of you, do you think I don't exist?" Seeing that he was being ignored, the Missionary of Destiny stomped his feet in frustration.

Bai Ge rolled his eyes and looked at the guards who had surrounded him and Kallen with swords in their hands. He rubbed his hands and carefully controlled his strength while asking Kallen.

"Tell me, how have you handled this kind of situation before? Although I think I've almost guessed it."

"Kill them all and force a breakthrough!"

"Ha~ As expected, then go ahead!"

"Yeah! Its-my-time!"

The two men smiled at each other and attacked at the same time. The ordinary guards couldn't even react and their consciousness fell into darkness.

This missionary of destiny was undoubtedly foolish.

He only thought about the benefits and fame he could gain after capturing the two men, but did not consider their strength. He was like a humble ant trying to capture a human.

Kallen is the most powerful Valkyrie in the world today. She can defeat a thousand ordinary people like this alone. This is also the fundamental confidence of the Kaslana family in allowing their eldest daughter to cause trouble.

Absolute strength!

Whether she wants to run or fight, no one can stop the strongest Valkyrie Kallen Kaslana now.

Not to mention Bai Ge, he felt cheap just having to deal with an ordinary person as his opponent.

"You, you guys, how can you be so strong..."

"Bai Ge, let's go quickly. Although these guards are easy to deal with, the noise is too loud and it will be troublesome when the Valkyrie troops of Tianming arrive. Alas, it's a pity that we don't have enough time to move so many gold coins."

Looking at the gold coins piled up like a mountain in the secret room, Karen sighed regretfully. If she could take them away, she didn't know how many people she could help, but now there was not enough time.

Even with her Kaslana-like innate strength, she could only move a small amount at a time, and the reinforcements from the Destiny Organization would arrive soon, so she didn't have time to go back and forth.

"It's okay, leave it to me."

"Huh? What?"

"receive!"

Bai Ge gestured a few times with his fingers in a pretentious manner, and then all the gold coins in the vault were teleported into his imaginary space.

“My, my money!!”

"Wow, this is incredible! Bai Ge, how did you grow up? Could it be that..."

"Yes, this is also the mysterious power of the ancient East. Let's go, we'll divide the money after we get out."

Bai Ge said this seriously, he was secretly laughing in his heart, thinking that this reason was really useful.

People in this era know too little about Honkai, and don't know what a Herrscher is. It's too troublesome to explain, so it's better to make up an excuse of some mysterious Eastern power and let others guess.

At this moment, Mr. Bai did not know that his behavior would cause great misunderstanding of the Chinese people by Westerners in the future.

"Oh, by the way, this guy can't be let go either."

"You, what do you want to do, you devil from the East!"

"Devil? That's such a disrespectful title. You should at least call me the Demon King. After all, compared to a bunch of scum like you who suck people's hard-earned money, I'm not worthy of being called a devil."

Bai Ge snorted coldly and mercilessly slapped the missionary of destiny in the face with his big slap, breaking all his teeth in his mouth and cracking his skull.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--!!"

"Why are you yelling? You're disturbing the neighbors, don't you know?"

As he said that, Bai Ge slapped the missionary again to make it symmetrical. This time, the missionary stopped screaming because he fainted from the pain.

"It seems like you want to do something interesting. Can I join you later, my dear friend?"

"Of course you can~ Miss Phantom Thief Ziyuan, now let's find a street lamp to hang this thing up."

"Streetlight? What's that?"

Kallen tilted her head to express her confusion. Bai Ge was stunned for a moment and then realized that there were no street lights in this era, but it didn't matter. He had plenty of ways to punish evildoers.

Finally, the two of them climbed up the bell tower in Klosten and hung the greedy missionary on the hour hand of the bell tower dial.

Bai Ge: "It's past one in the morning now. If he doesn't wake up by three o'clock, he will fall to his death. If he doesn't save himself or is rescued before six o'clock, he will definitely not be able to hold on and will eventually fall to the ground and die."

Kallen: "It's a truly artistic and ritualistic form of execution. Well, I agree. People would be better off if there were fewer people like this."

Bai Ge: "It's not over yet. If we are to do something, we must do it thoroughly. If we don't make this guy's mistakes public, how can we serve as a warning to others?"

Kallen: "I see. So what are you going to do?"

Bai Ge smiled slightly, and then a thick notebook appeared in his hand. This was the missionary's "evidence of guilt" that he had placed in the vault and hid together with the gold coins.

As long as it is made public, the public will certainly know what kind of villain this guy is. Then Tianming's reputation will be hit again, and Gray Snake will have more loopholes to exploit.

Kallen's eyes sparkled, she felt that Bai Ge's brain seemed to be better than her childhood sweetheart. To be honest, although Otto had been licking her, the two had different life styles.

Maybe it's time to get an external brain...

........................

After that, Bai Ge poured out the gold coins and walked with Karin on the roofs of the city, enjoying the night breeze and admiring the moon, while throwing the gold coins into the residents' homes.

The feeling of throwing money around is indeed very pleasant.

Especially since it’s not your own money!

When the last few gold coins were thrown into a flower shop and landed on the bedside of a mother and daughter, Bai Ge and Karen stretched, clapped their hands, and then sat on the eaves to chat.

Bai Ge did not forget that he needed to "appropriately" improve Karin's favorability so that he could bring her to his own era in the future.

Fortunately, he often dealt with Kaslana and already had a mature set of ways to tame, ahem, communicate with, paramecium.

However, at this moment, the night wind suddenly became a little stronger.

The loose crow's beak mask on Karen was blown away, and she screamed. Bai Ge grabbed the mask with his quick eyes and hands, and at the same time he saw the girl's face behind the mask.

The super beautiful girl with silver hair and blue eyes possesses the holiness of a nun and the dignity of a Valkyrie. She has a noble temperament that is cold yet gentle, and her beautiful face is flawless.

She is indeed an extraordinarily beautiful person.

But to be honest, Bai Ge felt nothing.

After all, I see too much on weekdays.

White Lotus, Amber, and Kallen of the World Bubble.

There are also many people with similar appearances, such as Theresa, Yuexia, and Kiana. Therefore, although the appearance of this saint is indeed impeccable, Bai Ge has long been accustomed to it.

However, it was different for Kallen.

"You, don't look at me..."

In the last second, she was an elegant female thief who talked dirty, but now she has turned into a shy, innocent and naive girl. Kallen hurriedly covered her red face with her hands.

"Ah this..."

Such a contrast made Bai Ge laugh and cry.

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Chapter 640, Kallen: I don't like Otto, the Phantom Thieves are established (please customize)

"Hey~ It's not like I don't know you're Kallen Kaslana. Is there any point in covering your face now?"

Bai Ge supported his head and looked at the thief girl beside him who was covering her face in panic. The crow-beak mask that she originally used to cover her face was now in Bai's hand.

Under the bright silver moon, the girl revealed her face that looked like a moon goddess. Although it was a face he was used to seeing, Bai Ge had to admit that Karen was beautiful and cute.

However, Karen seemed to have no intention of showing her appearance, and kept dodging and refusing to let Bai Ge look at her.

This action made Bai a little unhappy. After all, we had sucked blood, fought, stolen treasures, and spent money together. Is this really necessary?

"Dear Phantom Thief Ziyuan, er, no, Miss Kallen Kaslana, although I admit that your beauty is rare in the world, to be honest, I think I am prettier than you."

"You've been looking at my face for so long, what's wrong with letting me see yours, you stingy guy."

"........."

After hearing this, Kallen was speechless.

Looking at the white-haired boy under the silver moon, his stunning appearance made her feel the bias of the world.

This young man in white seemed to be the darling of God, and was naturally given the best of everything.

Even she had to admit that Bai Ge's looks were incredible and indeed better than hers.

"No, that's not the case. It's just that Otto and my brother told me that I can be a Phantom Thief, but I must never let others see my face under the mask."

"Are they afraid that your face is so ugly that it will scare others? I don't think there's any need to worry about that. Kallen, you're very beautiful."

"Um, thank you, but that's not what I meant. They said that even if everyone knew that the person under the mask was Kallen Kaslana, it wouldn't matter, but as long as they didn't see my face under the mask with their own eyes, it wouldn't count, so..."

"Otto told your family that if anyone sees your face, they must be killed?"

Bai Ge made a gesture of wiping his neck.