Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

Draco felt so good that Fali slapped Lockhart with the belt that he wanted to try it too.

More than twenty people took turns beating Lockhart. Ivan was afraid that Lockhart would be beaten to death, so he specially poured two bottles of magic potion into him to treat him.

Well...actually, it's also because someone hasn't taken the shot yet.

"Yes! Beat him! Beat him!"

"Hit, hit, stick him in the nose! Pull his ears!"

"Young man, listen to the old man and kick him in the crotch!"

Ivan and the others planned to beat Lockhart in a secluded place without oil paintings and moonlight. Who knew that this guy didn't follow the routine and ended up here, so they had no choice but to beat him on the spot.

However, the oil paintings on the wall were disturbed and became excited. They didn't see it when Alvin and the others beat Lockhart last time. They just heard that Lockhart was beaten. This time, they could finally see it with their own eyes!

"What are you doing!" A gloomy voice sounded from behind, and this familiar tone made everyone shudder.

Everyone stopped fighting and turned to the source of the sound with stiff necks.

Under the moonlight, Si Jiao's tall and thin figure was standing behind them, exuding a cold aura.

"Teach...Professor..." Farley was still holding up the belt and was about to slap Lockhart on the butt. When she saw Snape, she was almost scared out of her mind.

She is a prefect! She would actually go out at night and follow a group of junior students to beat up the professor! This time the trouble is big.

"Don't you want to live? If you are not afraid of the basilisk, you are still not afraid of being expelled! It seems that so many people can gather together for a night out. It seems that things are not simple~

Ah~ Mr. Margrave is here too. It seems I have guessed who the mastermind is. "

Teacher Si glanced at every trembling student and walked towards the center of the crowd. He saw that these students seemed to be hitting something, and he wanted to find out.

Only Aiwen looked at him without any fear, he was not afraid at all!

"What is this?" Snape asked in surprise as he looked at the unknown creature in front of him.

"This is...Professor Lockhart." Ron said weakly.

!!!

Snape's eyes widened instantly. This bloated unknown creature was actually that annoying Lockhart! These guys are very dirty!

Glancing at the group of students again, Snape thought for a moment and roughly figured out the whole story. It was probably this guy who caused trouble on Valentine's Day the day before yesterday, which made these students very embarrassed!

That's why he chose to block Lockhart when he was patrolling tonight.

"You all listen to me!" Snape said sternly!

Everyone thought they were going to announce that they were fired...

"What happened tonight must not be known to anyone outside the venue, do you hear me?"

Everyone thought they heard it wrong and looked at Si Jiao in disbelief. Is this something that an old bat could say?

But looking at that familiar cold gaze, they were sure that this old bat had not been replaced and was really Snape!

Everyone's mood suddenly turned from cloudy to clear, and they nodded vigorously.

"Now that you know what you are waiting for, why don't you go back to sleep! Are you waiting for the basilisk to come and treat you as a midnight snack?" Snape shouted, scaring the group of young wizards and immediately fled the scene.

But before leaving, Ivan turned around and gave Sri Lanka a thumbs up.

Snape didn't respond. He stood there with his arms folded and watched the group of naughty children leave with a sullen face.

After everyone left, he looked sharply at the portraits who were still whispering.

"What a shame, I haven't seen enough."

"Forget it, he's been beaten badly enough."

"Remember, never tell anyone! Otherwise, those kids will be expelled."

"Of course, we will definitely keep it a secret."

Snape withdrew his gaze and looked at Lockhart, who looked like a dead pig.

After thinking about it, he raised his foot and kicked Lockhart hard on the butt twice!

The swollen butt swayed twice.

Chapter 131 Farming with Hufflepuff

The peaceful Hogwarts is once again plunged into fear! Because the evil heir strikes again!

This time a professor was unfortunately killed. He was not petrified, but was beaten inhumanely by his heir!

But the brave Professor Lockhart fought with the basilisk and the heir, and heroically defeated the basilisk. Unfortunately, he was poisoned by the basilisk and was brutally beaten.

Professor Snape, who was belatedly arriving, finally arrived, and the Basilisk and the heir did not dare to face the two professors and fled.

The great Potions Professor used his magical potion to save the heroic Lockhart. The legendary professor still survived after defeating the heir and the basilisk.

This night was really terrible~

"Pfft~" Alvin squirted out the soy milk and listened to Hannah's version.

It was less than half breakfast, and the incident had already spread so outrageously?

"Oh, don't believe it! I even went to the infirmary to see that Lockhart was really poisoned into a ball. If it weren't for Professor Snape's potion, I would really think he was going to die. .”

"Yeah, I believe you." Ivan answered the little girl perfunctorily.

The culprits of this matter all tacitly agreed not to get involved, but everyone glanced at Professor Snape tacitly, but they were all glared back by the professor's sharp eyes.

"Professor Lockhart is so amazing. He actually came back alive. Now you can all believe that he is really capable."

Hermione proudly showed off Lockhart's achievements to Harry and Ron, which seemed to finally make these two ignorant men realize the truth.

"Ahem~" Harry choked.

As one of the real culprits behind the scenes, they shouldn't be too embarrassed now.

"But what's there to brag about? Last time Ivan singled out the basilisk and injured him. Rocco saw it when he was petrified. The basilisk was still covered in scars. How could that idiot be so embarrassed? Woolen cloth?"

Ron's brain continued to connect, and Hermione was speechless for a moment.

Yes, Alvin was only in his second year and was able to injure a basilisk and escape completely. Lockhart, a professor, could be beaten to the brink of death. It was a judgment call!

Hermione opened her mouth, but no words came out.

Ron, one of the real culprits behind the scenes, picked up the pride that Hermione had left behind. He knew that Lockhart was obviously beaten by them, so what kind of basilisk was he? I also want them to become Lockhart fans, just kidding!

But Lockhart shamelessly admitted the rumors, and even luckily brought back some of the students who had lost their fans!

I have to admire this guy's shitty luck.

……

It's spring, the snow melts, the spring rain falls, and the earth revives!

"It's almost ready, it's time to start work!"

Looking out the window at the warm spring sun, Aiwen calmly took a sip of the hot tea in his hand.

Phew~ Hot mouth!

Ivan carried Harley, who had grown up a lot, and grabbed the dog Destiny by the scruff of his neck, and apologized to Professor Flitwick with an apologetic look on his face.

This daring bitch saw that Professor Flitwick was short and bullied him because of his short legs. He grabbed Professor Flitwick's robe and pulled him several times, and smashed Professor Flitwick's head several times!

The dog was still wagging its tail proudly, but Alvin, who rushed over in a hurry, slapped him on the head, making the Harley dog's face confused.

"I'm so sorry, Professor Flitwick, I didn't take care of it! I'm so sorry!" Ivan almost hit his head on the ground and bowed 180 degrees to Professor Flitwick.

Professor Flitwick rubbed the bump on his head~

"Um~ It's okay. He's just too naughty. You should take care of him more. Forget it this time, but you should keep him as far away from me as possible. At my age, I can't stand the torment of him."

"No problem, Professor, I will discipline it well! I'm so sorry for you." Alvin was ready to stew dog meat at this time.

For more than two months, this piece of shit! Cause him a lot of trouble!

Today, it knocked down all the armor on the third floor and made Filch curse and couldn't catch it. Tomorrow, it held a stolen book from the library and let Ms. Pince chase it all over the castle with a feather duster.

Or he peed in front of Snape's cellar, ran around in the greenhouse and kicked over the pot of herbs, ran to the door howling ghostly while Professor McGonagall was working, and grabbed the old bee by the beard to fight for candy.

I bought him a teething stick and didn’t use it, but he just chewed on the sofa in the lounge! When nothing happened, he randomly broke into a student dormitory and demolished the house. Fortunately, there was magic that could fix it.

In short, Alvin has never apologized so many times in the past two months in his entire life!

He doesn't understand. He's been given obedience potion and can understand everything he says, but why does this bitch still look stupid!

Moreover, Alvin regretted feeding it the strengthening potion, and he brought it upon himself to cause this dog to be so energetic today.

All the teachers and students in the school also knew that Alvin had a dog that even gave him a headache. Sometimes they would get angry when he was annoyed, but when they saw Harley's eyes full of wisdom, they couldn't get angry anymore. .

It's like being angry with this dog makes them look so smart! However, sometimes this energetic dog can also bring them a lot of fun, especially when it is very satisfying to see an unpleasant guy having his school bag taken away by Harley and being chased out of the school.

But Tiedan and the others also suffered a lot. They took turns going out to walk the dog one day, but they couldn't stand it and let it go at every turn!

Nowadays, you can often see a honey badger or an eagle walking a dog on a leash in schools, and then after a while, it will walk around the school with half of the leash in its mouth, looking for the dog. At this time, the dog will go somewhere else to cause trouble.

Until now, they haven't figured out how this dog escaped? And even if the rope is enchanted!

Ivan is also very troubled. The red potion he feeds to his pets can guide the magic in their bodies to amplify their own advantages, thereby producing "skills".

This bitch doesn't know how he has such a good life. He has teeth that can destroy magic power! As long as it is full of magic, it can go up and cause some damage!

Alvin was already thinking that if he found Riddle's diary, he would probably chew it up if he threw it to Harley.

But this also creates a problem at the moment. This bitch is really wild!

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"Evan, what are you doing?" Justin looked curiously at the hoe thrust into his hand.

"Do you want to eat unlimited, sweet and delicious fresh watermelon? It is a hundred times more delicious than the kind sold outside now~"

As soon as Ivan said this, the eyes of the little badger in the lounge lit up!

Alvin raised two large bags of watermelon seeds in his hand and showed them to everyone! His father specially went to the East to find this for him. The watermelon at this time was already very sweet, enough to satisfy his appetite.

"Dang Dang! The big sweet watermelon from the ancient Eastern civilization! I have asked the principal to get the land, and then we just need to cultivate it! From now on, whether we can eat watermelon at Hogwarts, we Hufflepuffs The final say!”

"Oh! Long live Ivan!" Everyone cheered.

"Then, if you have time, please come and farm with me!" Ivan raised his arms and shouted.