Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

After Alvin left, Harry stood there thoughtfully.

"I promise, Alvin won't think so after taking a potion class." Ron said, shaking his head as he watched Alvin leave.

"No, don't you understand what Ivan said?" Hermione looked at Ron in confusion.

"What does he mean? Isn't he just saying good things for Snape?" Ron's eyes shone with a light called wisdom.

Harry:…

Hermione: ...

"I know, let's go play..." Hermione held her forehead helplessly and left quickly alone.

"What are you playing for? Shouldn't you go to the auditorium and wait for dinner now?" (@_@;)

Harry: "...let's go, let's change the topic. (*￣︿￣)" Without waiting for Ron's reaction, Harry took Ron back to the lounge. It was still early to leave for dinner, and he didn't want to go to the auditorium to be silly. of waiting.

……

"The stamens of lilies, fermented scarab beetle larvae, the juice of gourd leaves, powdered horns..." Ivan was writing something in his bedroom alone, holding a magic encyclopedia and a translation dictionary.

Little Daidai went to play in the owl house. Hai Dongqing and Tiedan's cages were hung on Ivan's bedside. The two little guys tilted their heads to see curiously where the human cub was messing around.

"Okay, no problem this time! You will be able to go out and play soon." Ivan said, raising the parchment in his hand.

Just now, he finally translated the recipe for the affinity potion, and now he just needs to find a test subject.

However, he still needs to go to the Potions class to receive training from the Snake King, otherwise he is afraid that his skills will not be good enough and the potions he makes will be spoiled by the two little guys. He only needs to tame these two little guys in the first half of the semester. Yes, there's still time.

As for the preparation of materials, are there any test subjects?

A tall figure appeared in Aiwen's mind.

Tuesday--

Alvin finally had the essential Potions class.

Compared to the naughty little lion and the restless little snake. The little badgers and eaglets seemed much more well-behaved.

bang~

Snape seemed to have a grudge against the door of the Potions classroom. He never opened or closed the door gently.

"My class doesn't need you to be waving your magic wand stupidly, nor do I need you to mutter blindly incantations."

Professor Snape walked to the podium, swung his cloak, turned around, and scanned the audience with a stern face.

"Actually, I don't expect many of you to truly understand the precise science and strict craftsmanship of potion preparation!

But I will teach you how to make people fascinated and confused...

I will teach you how to increase your reputation, brew glory, and even prevent death..."

Ivan is a little curious. Does Professor Snape say this to every new student?

"Is your brain stuffed with the troll's snot? If not, why don't you turn off the fire quickly? Do you want to explode?"

"Oh! Merlin's beard, you should be the potions professor. Your actions are so stupid that I am put off."

"Do you want the hot liquid to splash on your face! Don't want to~ Then why don't you put in the narcissus yet, are you waiting for me to put it in for you!"

"Mr. Irvine, if you are still as brave as you were on the train, then you should put in the marmot's nails quickly! Instead of hesitating there!"

"Did you switch brains with a troll? The trolls know that hot things cannot be touched, yet you dare to stick your fingers into the crucible! The trolls will bow to you when they see you!"

……

Okay~

Ivan admitted that he did have too high expectations for Professor Snape. It was all because of the marketing accounts in his previous life that cut Professor Snape so well that Ivan temporarily ignored that he was just an ordinary student.

Professor Snape didn't bother to put too much energy on him. He just sprayed venom on you like all students when you made a mistake.

The venom of the Snake King is indeed well-deserved!

Chapter 14 Transfiguration class, I feed Professor McGonagall catnip!

After struggling to survive Professor Snape's torture, Ivan also gained a preliminary understanding of brewing potions.

Don't worry about Professor Snape's venomous mouth, but there is no doubt about the level of the Potions Master.

next day~

Ivan, who had not overslept today, was exercising by the Black Lake. Yesterday was just an accident. He insisted on getting up early every day to exercise.

As the saying goes ~ a quarter of an hour in the morning saves ten years of practice!

"That's about it. Today is Professor McGonagall's Transfiguration class. We can't be late. It seems that those two idiots Harry and Ron were late yesterday."

After relaxing his muscles, Alvin went back to the dormitory to change clothes.

"Morning~Hermione."

This little witch worked really hard, carrying a thick book to the auditorium for breakfast early in the morning.

"Morning, Alvin, how were you in potions class yesterday?"

"Um~ Fortunately, Professor Snape is still performing stably." Ivan didn't expect that Hermione's first question was this.

"Then I wish you good luck. I remember you have a Transfiguration class today. Pay attention to the tabby cat in the classroom. That is Professor McGonagall."

"thank you, I know now."

"Huh? Aren't you curious? Why did I say that Professor McGonagall is a tabby cat?" Looking at Alvin's calm expression, Hermione wondered if Alvin hadn't woken up, otherwise why he didn't respond.

"This is a magical world. For a senior wizard like Professor McGonagall, is it weird to turn into a cat? I'm not even surprised to turn into a Tyrannosaurus rex."

Hermione nodded, feeling that it made sense because she had not yet transformed from the Muggle worldview.

Transfiguration Classroom——

As the original book said, there was a tabby cat with square stripes on its eyes squatting on the podium at the front of the classroom. The badgers and eagles who had already arrived were all waiting obediently for the class to start. Perhaps some of them already knew that it was Professor McGonagall, so no one was playing tricks below.

Looking at Professor McGonagall on the podium, Alvin pretended not to know and walked over in the shocked eyes of a group of little badgers and eagles who knew the inside story.

(Evan: This opportunity only comes once in my life. I have to commit this bitch! I’m sorry, Professor McGonagall.) (?° ?? ?°)?

"Whose pet are you? You're such a good boy. Come on, I'll give this to you." Ivan stepped forward and squeezed Professor McGonagall's paw. He didn't go too far. After all, she was a lady! He can't act like a hooligan~

But Professor McGonagall's pads are so soft~ (?ω?)

Professor McGonagall: Σ( ° △ °|||)

However, before she could change back and teach this presumptuous little wizard a lesson, Alvin took out the canned cat he had prepared, opened it and pushed it over, finishing it in one go.

Professor McGonagall, in her cat form, was instantly attracted to the scent.

Professor McGonagall: "What kind of snack is this? It smells so good! Why have I never seen it before? Why don't you try it~ No, no, I'm a professor, how shameless! I have to...ah! This is~"

Before Professor McGonagall finished her inner struggle, Alvin pulled out his final trump card!

Catnip balls~

The special taste of catnip instantly attracted Professor McGonagall in tabby cat form.

Ivan could clearly see that Professor McGonagall’s pupils had become more and more rounded from the vertical ones at the beginning~

Alvin:? (? ? ?)

"That's enough, Mr. Margrave, you should go back to your seat instead of being naughty here!" (?д?╬)

Seeing that Professor McGonagall was already clawing at her, reason finally prevailed over instinct. Professor McGonagall suddenly jumped down from the table and returned to her serious image.

"Ah! Professor McGonagall! I'm so sorry! I didn't know this was your magic, I'm so sorry!"

Just accept it when you see it! Ivan immediately pretended to be informed, took two steps back with a look of panic, and then made a 90-degree bow, lowered his head deeply, and apologized very sincerely.

"You...forget it, I'm sorry you don't know, it's your first offense again, forget it this time, remember not to walk around in the classroom in the future, especially when class and class time are about to begin! Now go sit down in your seat and prepare for class. "

Seeing that Alvin apologized so quickly, Professor McGonagall didn't know what to say. She felt that she had been embarrassed enough just now and almost lost her temper, so she had better send this unlucky child away so that he could go to class.

"Okay professor, I understand! I will remember it." After saying that, Ivan turned and walked quickly towards an empty seat. He seemed to feel embarrassed. He never raised his head, and his slightly longer hair covered his face. It seems that he has no face to see people.

Professor McGonagall was very satisfied when she saw Alvin's embarrassed look. She thought it was a sign of realizing his mistake.

But no one saw that on Ai Wen’s hidden face, the corners of his mouth were now even more difficult to suppress than AK! If he hadn't pinched the inside of his arm tightly, he might have burst out laughing.

Professor McGonagall was so funny just now, such a serious person almost broke his defense!

Hehe, he is really a bad boy~ (?乛?乛?)

"Transfiguration! This is a very dangerous and complicated magic. I hope you can remember every knowledge point I mentioned in my class, because it is very crucial!

Secondly, if someone is naughty in my class, then I will kick him out of the classroom and never allow him to take another step! "

Professor McGonagall adjusted her condition and her aura was fully activated in an instant! The little wizards were so scared that they were trembling... QAQ

Only Ivan saw Professor McGonagall put away the cans and catnip balls on the podium calmly.

I only saw Professor McGonagall flicking her robe and disappearing, and Alvin didn't see where he was pretending to be, but it doesn't matter, the magical world~

Professor McGonagall was very satisfied with the performance of the little wizards. Then he took out his wand and touched the podium, turning it into a pink piggy. He also turned a chair next to him into an owl, which circled around the room. Two laps.

This is exactly how she demonstrates it works, and she does it in the first lesson of every young wizard.

The curiosity and interest in the eyes of the little wizards also prove that her method has been tried and true.

"I believe that many of you have already previewed Gamp's basic transformation rules before class. This is also the basic condition for you to learn the transformation technique.

Of course, it doesn’t matter if you haven’t seen it. Can anyone tell me what the five major principles of Gamp’s transformation law are? "

A student from Ravenclaw was chosen to answer.

Ivan has also seen this. To put it bluntly, it is the law of conservation of energy in the magic world.

Gamp's five basic laws of transformation, which can also be called the five exceptions, talk about the fact that you cannot create things out of thin air, you cannot create life, and you cannot create magical instruments, because that is the scope of alchemy!

Therefore! The magic world cannot change things at will. Theoretically, they cannot create any basic substances out of thin air. What they do is just transformation!

For example, turning the water vapor in the air into water, and turning the substances in the air into what you want. During the battle between Voldemort and Dumbledore, he conjured a silver shield out of thin air. It was probably synthesized from trace metal elements in the air. But this requires very powerful magic and control, which cannot be achieved by just any wizard.

So the five major exceptions are food, life, magical tools, gold, and unknown items.

Among them, the unknown items, in terms of modern science, are the basic structures of substances such as molecules, ions, and atoms.

Therefore, there is still a close connection between wizard's magic and science.