Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

"Ooohhoho~" Filch shouted, covering his eyes.

Ivan thought he was too close, so he couldn't help but stab him in the eye with scissor hands.

"Don't get so close to me! Also, what kind of medicine can I give it? It's not because you treat it so harshly that it becomes so malnourished and thin. Why don't you take a few more bites of delicious food? You still have the nerve to ask me?" "

Filch's eyes were filled with pain, and he looked at Alvin without saying a word. It is true that Mrs. Loris is too thin, but he has worked very hard to raise her~

The potatoes with skins cooked every day and the fish bones processed in the kitchen are enough. The cooked food has too much oil, salt and sugar and cannot be given to the cat, but there is nothing you can do if you don’t feed it to make it fat.

"Okay! Stop staring, it doesn't hurt! I'll send you the cat food later. Remember to feed it cat food every day. I really wonder if you feed Mrs. Lorris something strange every day."

"You don't have to worry about it!" Filch became angry.

"Meow!" Mrs. Norris called Filch dissatisfied again.

(Mrs. Norris: "Really, don't you know what you feed me every day? If I hadn't been able to hunt mice myself, I would have lost weight to death! What an idiot!")

Filch was very sad that Mrs. Norris actually helped this little wizard! This has never happened before!

"Here, one more, I'll pack your cans from now on."

Alvin has decided that he will move the pet snack processing factory to the magical world! Make a variety of pet snacks instead of simple dried mice, dried voles, and dried cockroaches to feed to owls, cats, and toads.

After a while, with Filch's reluctant expression, he walked out of the corner with a stack of cans given by Alvin and Mrs. Norris.

So the students passing by saw this scene. Filch was hugging the cat with an ugly expression, and there was a first-year student beside him who was pointing at him. Filch actually didn't dare to fart.

(Filch: I can’t help it, it’s a mistake~)

"Remember, don't feed too many canned food, mainly cat food, and hair removal cream~ Mrs. Loris's hair quality is so poor, it must be very difficult to spit out hair balls, she must... ah ah Hey~"

As we all know, the stairs at Hogwarts are constantly changing.

No, when Ivan was giving Filch his final instructions when he was going up the stairs, the position of the stairs suddenly changed halfway up.

The staircase is facing the forbidden room on the fourth floor~

"I think you saw that it was the hand that moved the stairs first." Ivan turned to look at Filch who had not walked far behind him.

Filch gritted his teeth! This kid has been scolding him for so long, and he really wants to use this reason to lock him up for two days!

But ~

He looked at the can in his arms and his little sweetheart.

Be soft on others!

"Okay, okay, I saw it. It's not your fault. I won't tell the professor!" After saying that, Filch stormed off.

This made the little wizard passing by dumbfounded.

Did Filch take the wrong medicine? You can actually hear from him that he spared a student?

It was truly Merlin's revelation.

Ivan shrugged and planned to take a detour. He had a class in the afternoon and he was almost late.

But this damn staircase actually moved again.

"Ouch!" Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

Alvin, who had just reached the interface, missed his footing and fell down the stairs.

"Oh my god, someone fell!" a Ravenclaw senior sister exclaimed.

The movement here attracted several students passing by, and they all ran over to watch.

Alvin was very unhappy. Just now, he thought that the stairs would stop moving in a short time after they changed, so he didn't notice that he was hit.

Fortunately, he had quick eyesight and quick hands, and he caught the railing of the next step downstairs.

It's also thanks to his good training, otherwise even if he doesn't fall to death this time, he will definitely be able to throw him good or bad.

"Oh, Merlin! Are you okay kid?"

Ivan, who was about to climb up with all his strength, suddenly felt a lightness all over his body, and then his whole body floated up, landing firmly in front of a corridor on the third floor.

"I'm fine, thank you Professor Flitwick."

"You're welcome. Why don't you go to Madam Pomfrey's and have your arm looked at? You're still young after all."

It was Professor Flitwick who took action. He was also preparing to go to class. Unexpectedly, he heard a girl from his own college saying that someone fell from the stairs. He hurried over to check and saw Ivan hanging on the handguard outside the stairs. .

"It's okay, I'm really okay, but now I really want to blow up the damn stairs! Can you teach me the blasting spell?"

Ivan raised his hand again to prove that he was fine, and then gritted his teeth and looked at the stupid stairs in front of Professor Flitwick.

(When I was watching Harry Potter, the author was thinking, what if there were people on the stairs? What if someone stepped on the stairs and fell down? After all, accidents are not friendly to you.)

"Hmm~ I'm afraid this won't work, kid. It will be inconvenient to go upstairs after you blow up the stairs." Flitwick said with a headache.

He didn't expect that a child who usually seemed gentle would have such a violent side.

"With these ugly stairs, can't you make sure the people at the interface are standing firm before changing? I really want to smash them into pieces and replace them with elevators!" (▼ 义▼;)

Alvin decided that he must replace Hogwarts with a magic elevator! Completely replace these stupid stairs!

As for whether Dumbledore can be allowed to agree~

Our Master Malfoy is the school director! This time Draco must be dragged into the water!

"Just wait for me, sooner or later I will break you into pieces and replace them with new ones!"

(Flitwick: "...This young man is quite vindictive.")

Stairs: QAQ…

Chapter 17 Preparation of the agent for pets to understand human speech~

"Evan, I don't know how your potion is ready. I have chosen a magical animal for you, and it is now kept in my cabin. If you are ready, you can come to me at any time."

——Hagrid

That night, after Ivan came back from get out of class, he saw a fat chicken with a round face squatting beside his bed with a letter in his mouth.

When he saw the letter from Hagrid, he was overjoyed and immediately held the iron egg's cage around twice.

Now every day, Alvin only dares to take the little guy in the cage out for a walk in the morning and evening on a leash. If he were to let it go free, he would be really afraid of losing it.

Although it is selfish to do this, Alvin doesn't want to lose these two pets, so be selfish.

Originally, he didn't think of himself as a selfless person.

"Now you can prepare the potion!"

The excited Alvin didn't even bother to eat, and immediately took out the crucible and prepared it.

puff~

"Ahem~ Clean it up!" Ivan took out his wand to disperse the thick smoke in the room and the mess on the table. This was already the fifth time, and he had failed four times.

"Hmm~ I seem to have succeeded?" Looking at the silvery fluorescent light green potion in the crucible, Ivan carefully compared it with the records in the spell book.

Yes, he really succeeded!

"Are you happy? You will be able to move freely soon. You don't have to stay in a cage all day." Ivan held a bottle of freshly filled green potion and waved it in front of the two little guys.

Tiedan didn't know why, he tilted his little head and didn't know what it meant. Hai Dongqing, on the other hand, gave Aiwen a white look with his head held high.

"Hey~ You're quite proud! But I haven't given you a name yet. What should I call you?" Ivan thought while holding his chin.

Haidongqing didn't know what name Aiwen would give it. In short, it now dislikes the person who restricts its free flight. If it weren't for giving it so much delicious meat every day, it would have gone on a hunger strike. Show him death.

Perhaps Hai Dongqing was tired of this posture, he raised his head, straightened his chest, spread his wings and trembled all over, his snow-white feathers trembling, perfectly displaying his graceful figure in front of Ivan.

"Gugu~"(???)

Then Ai Wen saw Xiao Daidai looking at Hai Dongqing with an admiring look, and Hai Dongqing also gave Xiao Daidai a cold, arrogant and sharp look in return.

"Hoho~ You are so good at showing off~ Yes! Let's call you Agururu, you have the potential to be the king! That's it, it's decided, your name will be Agururu!"

Well~ I decided happily like that!

Haidong...it was time to call Aguru now. He tilted his head and looked at the prospective owner who was fine and nervous. Then he turned his head and stopped talking to Ivan.

After loading eleven bottles of potion in a row, Ivan packed the table and left the dormitory.

His three cheap roommates were all doing homework in the common room. He had missed dinner time and happened to go to the kitchen to take a look.

His sense of presence has been low since the beginning of school, which is why he deliberately lowered his sense of presence. Even his roommates have been somewhat distant from him.

It's not that he ignored them, but he was reading when they were playing Wizard Quidditch, and taking notes when they were discussing Quidditch.

They were gossiping about a certain Hufflepuff senior who was so sad that he drank thirty glasses of pumpkin juice when he confessed to being rejected. When they were forced to go to the infirmary, he was looking through the dictionary to learn some words that they couldn't understand.

His roommates were complaining that he should go to Ravenclaw instead of Hufflepuff.

In response, Alvin just smiled and said nothing.

joke! Ravenclaw's dormitory is over there from the Astronomy Tower. Not to mention the long distance, how troublesome it is when he wants to have a midnight snack!

Who would say no to a lounge with the kitchen right next door! This was the result of his desperate threats to the Sorting Hat, and he couldn't bear to part with Hufflepuff.

After leaving Hufflepuff's dormitory, Alvin came to the fruit oil painting and scratched the pear on the painting twice. The pear sneered twice, and then a doorknob grew out.

Pulling the door handle, Alvin entered the kitchen that he longed for.

Having said that, this is the first time I have entered the kitchen since the beginning of school. I have never had time before.

In the kitchen, there are rows of stoves and shelves with many bottles and cans on them, as well as a large chopping board. Many elves are busy inside, seeming to be preparing breakfast for the next day.

"Hello, little wizard, what can I do for you?" Seeing Alvin come in, an elf came up and asked.

Compared with goblins, elves have bigger eyes and have a pair of bat ears, but they don't have the cunning look of goblins.

Although he only wore a tattered pillowcase-like cloth, he was very clean.

"Can you please provide me with a meal? I missed dinner, thank you."

"Of course, no problem. It's my pleasure to serve you, distinguished wizard." The elf was a little flattered by Alvin's courtesy.

Because in the wizarding world, the status of wizards is higher than that of elves. Let alone let the wizard say thank you, even if he kicks him after taking the food, the elf will have to suffer it and have to reflect on whether he has done something wrong. This made the wizard unhappy.

Alvin's courtesy won the favor of the elves, and soon one of the elves was ready to cook him a fresh fried chicken leg instead of reheating the cold leftovers.

"Don't bother, just get me some food."