Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead
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He didn't dare let Crookshanks in, because he was afraid that Crookshanks couldn't stand the fat and delicious meal in front of him.
"Hey, don't just spank one side of his butt, spank the other side too. Can't you see that neither side of his butt is higher than the other?"
Ivan was eating melon seeds, holding the golden shaded cat in his arms. Beside him were Draco, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Luna, and Pansy. They all came to see the mouse lose weight here.
"Well, Ivan, how about you make an automatic butt-slapping machine for this mouse? With your alchemical skills, that shouldn't be a problem, right?"
Neville was stroking the little lion. He felt sorry for Ron and thought his friend had suffered.
As for the mouse… he didn't care about it before, but ever since the mouse made the dormitory smell every day, he began to hate it. So when he saw the mouse being beaten, the first thing that came to his mind was whether Ron would be tired.
"It's okay. Just beat him for a while. Once he develops the behavioral memory, he will continue running as long as Ron raises his hand. You don't even need to hit him.
Did you hear that, Ron? Don't be softhearted. Losing weight doesn't discriminate between species. If you don't stick to it once, you'll never lose weight. So! I suggest you apply some iodine, so you can disinfect while you're hitting him, saving him from getting hurt and suffering more."
As he spoke, Alvin pulled out a medical kit from his ring and took out a bottle of iodine. He just remembered that he should have taken it out earlier.
Ron didn't understand the meaning, but nodded anyway. He felt that Ivan's suggestions were usually useful and he just needed to listen to them.
After dipping the willow branch in iodine, Ron felt more confident when smoking this time!
Pa~pa~pa~
Mouse crying…? ??*?*?? ?
Peter Pettigrew's fur was soaked with tears, but he didn't dare to stop moving his feet! This damn kid was really crazy!
He smoked when he stopped, he smoked when he slowed down, he even smoked when he wanted to go to the toilet!
We have been with each other for more than ten years! How could you bear it?
He couldn't deny it even if he wanted to. That kid named Ivan was really annoying. As long as he wanted to deny it and was prepared to take a few whippings to show his determination not to run away, Ron might give in out of pity.
But he just kept persuading him, and even used his wand to shock him, forcing him to stand up, forcing Ron to be cruel and beat him! He remembered this grudge!
slap~
"Don't be in a daze, run! Forgive me, Banban. Ivan is right. I must be cruel to you this time."
"Squeak, squeak, squeak~" (Help!)
"No, Poter~ Does it make you uncomfortable to sit next to me? What's that expression on your face?"
Draco was very dissatisfied when he saw Harry with a bitter look on his face. Is this what he is dissatisfied with?
"Okay Draco, Harry was in a bad mood, and he was only a little happier after seeing Scabbers lose weight, otherwise he would have looked even uglier before."
Hermione helped Harry explain, otherwise the two would have started fighting again.
"Okay, big sister, I will forgive his stinky face then! But if you are unhappy about anything, just say it out loud and make everyone happy." Draco had a mean look on his face, and without knowing the truth, he teased Harry unscrupulously.
"Oh ~ Okay, but you have to shut up first!"
"You said...wooooooo!"
Without waiting for Draco to continue speaking, Harry quickly took out a cooked potato from his pocket and stuffed Draco's broken mouth with it.
Now the world is quiet.
"Go away. Do you still want to listen to my troubles?" Harry pushed away Draco who rushed up to strangle him, and began to talk about what he heard in Hogsmeade about the relationship between Black and his parents.
When Ivan heard Harry say that he couldn't wait to meet Black and would fight him to the death when they met, he moved.
He went downstairs to get a branch as thick as a mop pole and handed it to Harry.
"I don't understand, Ivan."
"Are you going to beat me? Use your strength!" Draco, who had just finished chewing half a potato, could hardly speak clearly. When he saw Ivan coming with a stick, he thought Ivan was going to beat Harry, and quickly clapped his hands to cheer.
This damn bastard actually blocked his mouth again!
"Finish chewing first before you talk." Pansy poured Draco a cup of tea and asked him to swallow it quickly.
"Aren't you going to duel with Blake? Break this with your bare hands first. Don't use magic."
"It's so thick, how is it possible! And I'm a wizard, how can I do it without magic?" Harry expressed his confusion.
"Neville, come here."
"it is good."
Snap! Without any help, Neville broke the sturdy-looking branch with his bare hands.
Harry:…
"I mean, with your tiny body, you can hardly lift a branch, and yet you want to fight an adult wizard to the death. How can you just want to deliver food so badly?"
Harry was speechless, Hermione rolled her eyes helplessly, Draco laughed mercilessly, and the others just watched the show.
Hagrid was chewing handfuls of melon seeds, watching these interesting little wizards having fun.
"Then what should I do! Am I supposed to be indifferent to my enemies?!"
“There are many ways to solve the problem, but delivering food without knowing one’s own capabilities is the stupidest one. Do you understand?
That's enough, Ron. Just dip it once, you're almost marinating it with iodine."
"Oh, I see." Ron put down the iodine bottle and continued watching Banban run.
"But..." Harry wanted to argue a little more, but when he thought of his past experiences, he decisively shut up.
"Don't worry. Since you are his target, you just need to wait. Things will eventually be resolved. Everything is destined."
There was a flash of silver light in Ivan's eyes. When Harry saw this, he was visibly surprised.
He felt that Ivan must have foreseen something and did not warn him not to do anything like Professor Trelawney did. Something good must be happening!
Ever since the castle was blown up last time, Harry has become a little fan of prophecies after seeing the accuracy of Irwin's predictions. He has become a firm believer in prophecies.
Alvin didn't continue speaking because he just saw an interesting scene.
Not much, just one scene, but it is quite interesting. I didn't expect that Si taught him...
Hehe ~
Chapter 215: Xiao Daidai is happy to be a father, and Ivan hits the dog’s head violently!
"No! How come you only eat meat but don't grow taller?"
Ivan was puzzled. He had already consumed half of the basilisk's meat. From a small piece of meat at the beginning to more than ten pounds in one meal, his appetite had grown, but his size had not grown at all! The little Yeye in his hand was still small.
It is the one that eats the most basilisk meat now, but why doesn't it grow taller?
Since the day they killed the basilisk, Tiedan and the others had refused to eat anyone. He asked Harry to act as an interpreter, and it was because Xiao Yeye was also there at the time, and they were concerned about the presence of their companions and did not feel comfortable eating the flesh of their own kind.
After Xiao Yeye said it was okay, the little guys started to enjoy the flesh and blood of the basilisk! However, except for Harley, the other little animals were resistant to poison and were immune to the toxins in the flesh and blood of the basilisk. They could also perfectly absorb the nutrients and magic power in it.
On Harley's side, Ivan needs to process a batch of non-toxic meat separately. Now with the addition of a lion and a tiger, the workload is a little more.
Now half of the meat left by the basilisk has been consumed. Tiedan and the others have grown strong, and even Guazi has gained a lot of weight, but this little snake has not changed at all.
Is the Quetzalcoatl's bloodline so strong? Will he go bankrupt?
Oh my god~
Little Yeye stared with his bright golden eyes. He didn’t know what his owner was worried about because he was just an innocent and cute little snake.
"Alas~"ε=(′ο`*)))
He sighed helplessly, hoping that he could raise this little thing. He harvested a Chimaera the day before yesterday. Then he would go to the dragon farm to order some breeding fire dragons, which should be able to fill its little stomach.
After putting down the snake, he took out a bead left in the vortex in the space from his pocket. After opening the source of space, he carefully examined what was different about the bead.
At first glance! There is nothing special about it, except that it is filled with rich space power and some time power.
Take a closer look! It's not as good as it seems at first glance. The spatial force at the center of the bead seems to have formed a compressed spatial vortex.
A large amount of space and a small amount of time are mixed together, with some messy fragments mixed in. It is so messy that there is no order at all.
If this thing were released now, it would probably be a space bomb that could blow up Hogwarts in its entirety!
I'm not kidding. Although the bead looks stable on the outside, he can feel that the spatial force contained inside is enormous. Once it leaks... the consequences will be unpredictable.
"This is?"
But as he watched, Alvin seemed to discover that there seemed to be a little pattern here!
The Source of Time and the Source of Space were activated at the same time, and the control of time and space was put into it. Following that little rule, the fragments were slowly restored to their correct positions.
To put it simply, this process is like putting together a puzzle. Now he is very curious about what surprises will come when the puzzle is completed successfully.
……
"I have no right to interfere with their free activities. I am just a feeder. I don't even need to scoop their poop. They will find the toilet by themselves! So this situation is not something I can control, understand?"
"I understand, but can you get off me?"
In front of the courtyard fountain, Harry was lying on the ground. Ivan pressed his knees on his back, holding a book in his hand, and talked to him calmly. The classmates around him were all watching, and some even took out melon seeds.
"So, don't be impulsive when encountering things. You should first weigh your own weight, otherwise you will be the one who suffers."
Ivan let go of Harry and calmly smoothed the corner of his clothes that had just been messed up.
Harry looked at Ivan with grief and anger, but he couldn't fight him, so he could only kill the air around him with his eyes, trying to make it difficult for Ivan to breathe.
The cause was the two owls, Little Owl and Hedwig. They hadn't used owls to deliver mail for a long time, and nothing could be seen normally.
Until today Hagrid came to tell him that Hedwig laid an egg!!!
After class, he quickly ran to the Owl Shed to check on Hedwig. As soon as he entered, he saw a Snowy Owl trying to please Hedwig.
Look at the two strands of hair on the top of his head, it's definitely Ivan's little Dai Dai! There's no doubt about it.
Harry was a little skeptical at first, but when Hedwig saw him coming, she excitedly showed him her children. There was also a snowy owl holding a piece of dried meat next to him, which gave him the perspective of "Old Deng, is it safe for me to park my will-o'-the-wisp downstairs of your house?"
He suddenly got angry! He was too embarrassed to chase Hedwig's husband away in front of her, so he suddenly came to settle the score with the owner of the snowy owl.
The result was that, in front of public, he was knocked down by Ivan and pinned to the ground, unable to get up.
"I was wondering why I haven't seen Xiao Daidai recently. It turns out he went to look for his wife. Good boy, he's a big step ahead of Tiedan and the others!"
Ivan's face changed into that of an old father who saw his son's success.
"Damn it! My Hedwig is still little. How dare you kill your bird?"
"They are just small animals. When they don't have to worry about food, it is normal for them to reproduce. What's so hard to understand? Listen to me..."
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