Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

[Fudge intends to disband the Aurors. What will happen to the safety of the wizarding public? ]

[Is the current minister the most mediocre minister in history? ]

[The Minister of Magic is incompetent and intends to use innocent magical animals to divert attention and deceive wizards! ]

[Griffins are dangerous to Hogwarts students? No! This is just a trick by the Minister to cover up the slow progress of the investigation! ]

[The Secret That the Minister of Magic Cannot Tell~]

[Shocked! The Minister of Magic actually did this to a witch after get off work! ]

Fudge, it looks like it's about to explode...

Ministry of Magic!

Snapped! !

The assistant stood in the corner, looking at the pile of porcelain pieces on the ground. This vase had been broken for the eighteenth time this morning.

Fudge saw the headline in the newspaper and was so angry that he started smashing things in his office to vent his anger! But there were a lot of valuable things in there, so whenever he smashed something, his assistant would fix it, and he kept doing this until Fudge was tired and couldn't smash anymore.

When Fudge sat down on the chair, exhausted and breathless, he saw that the room was still tidy, as if everything he had done was a joke.

I've exhausted myself~

Fudge glanced at his assistant resentfully. Actually, you don't have to be so diligent...

"No need to thank me, Minister. I know the value of these items and this is what I should do." The assistant offered a professional smile.

Fudge:…

"Who leaked this information? Go check it out!" Fudge said weakly. He was really tired.

Damn it! How did the matter of using the griffin to divert attention leak out? He revealed it all, how can he make a fuss about it!

"That may be difficult, Minister. According to the newspaper staff, they saw the submissions as soon as they got to work in the morning, and the contributors didn't even use an owl."

"Then tell them to take the headlines down immediately! Who allowed them to put my nude photos on there!" Fudge slammed the table and roared!

These newspapers really don't take him seriously! He is the Minister of Magic! Don't you want to open the newspaper?

And that title! [Is the current minister the most mediocre minister ever?] Who said that? Is someone eyeing his position? Who is it?

There must be someone backing them, otherwise they would never be so bold!

Bang! The door of Fudge's office was pushed open with great force!

"What's wrong again!" Fudge looked at the female employee at the door angrily. If she didn't give him a reasonable explanation, he would definitely make her pay!

"Minister! I think you'd better hide for a while. Your wife is coming to kill you!"

Fudge: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

"Just tell her I'm not here and I'm dealing with the newspaper headlines. Tell her not to believe them, they're all fake!" As he said that, Foley quickly grabbed his coat and went into the fireplace.

A ball of green flame ignited, and Fudge's figure disappeared, leaving the assistant and the female employee looking at each other in bewilderment.

"Connelly! You shameless old man! Who is that woman! Get out here!"

A strong woman rushed in, with magic power surging around her and the magic wand in her hand ready to go!

But there was no sign of Fudge in the Minister of Magic's office now. He had disappeared somewhere long ago.

"Where's Connelly? Where did you hide him? Make him come out here!"

Fudge's assistant wiped the saliva from his face, put on a professional apologetic smile and said:

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Please calm down. The minister has gone to deal with something. Please stay calm. The news in the newspaper is not credible. It is all fabricated by someone with ulterior motives. It is not true. The minister is definitely not that kind of person!"

The female employee next to him looked at the Assistant Minister of Magic meaningfully.

Is he always like this, lying without blinking an eye? Then what about the salary increase he said for everyone next year...

The Ministry of Magic was in a mess over here, while over there, students and teachers of Hogwarts gathered in groups of three or five, eating melon seeds and watermelon and discussing today's newspaper headlines.

"Did you do this?" (嗑~)

"Do you have any evidence? How could a good and well-behaved child like me do such a wicked thing?" (Chewing~)

"Do you believe what you said?"

"You know it, but you're still asking!" (Chew chew~)

In the principal's office, Ivan sat opposite Dumbledore, chewing instant noodles, while Dumbledore ate cream-flavored melon seeds, looking like they were chatting and talking about family matters.

"You kid, you're still talking about me, why don't you just say it directly!" (嗑~)

"Who told you to ask questions when you already know the answer?" (Chew chew~)

"You...Hufflepuff, ten points deducted!"

"You and St. Peter have learned something bad from each other! You will not have any preserves for next week!"

"Hey, come on! How come you can't take a joke, kid?"

"Hmph~"╭(╯^╰)╮

"But how did you get this information? And how are you going to end this big fuss?"

"When the time comes, someone will naturally step forward to end it! Besides, with this thing, is it difficult to get some exclusive and explosive information?"

As Ivan spoke, he took out a gold Galleon and tossed it. When Dumbledore looked away, a silver light flashed in his eyes.

Chapter 248: Elemental Organ Formation, the Use of Space Beads

The situation outside is turbulent at the moment. According to the information sent back by the Shadow Devouring Corps, Fudge was scratched on the face by his wife and had to go to St. Mungo's for treatment overnight.

Fudge was truly a talented person. He managed to calm his big baby with his eloquent tongue, and then something eye-catching happened.

Give each of these little idiots a slap on the head and tell them not to record such things in such detail unless it is a special situation!

Shadow Devouring Group: I don’t understand, I don’t comprehend, but I will obey! (⊙)?

The Ministry of Magic was busy outside and did a series of public relations in response to the headlines of that day, but it was of no use. The people did not buy it and continued to send letters of appeal to the Ministry of Magic.

Of course, it is not ruled out that some wizards who are dissatisfied with the Ministry of Magic will find fault with the Ministry of Magic and add fuel to the fire!

Anyway, just the various actions that Fudge took to prove his innocence are really enough to make people eat their fill of melons.

Especially after seeing his passionate and righteous speech, it turned out to be useless, which made people laugh so hard that their stomachs hurt.

For the first time, this minister who liked to smooth things over felt the dangers of the world.

But Ivan wasn't having a good time either!

For the next four days, he was poisoned by lead balls every day!

Day 1

"Uh~oh~kidney~ah~" (???????)

The water element crushed Ivan's two kidneys into pieces, but unlike the heart, the body's functions would stop if it was gone, so with the maintenance of his vitality, Ivan endured the pain of the broken kidneys!

This thing hurts more than a kidney injury!

The next day~

"Uh~oh~oh~" (;′??Д??`)

The earth element petrified Ivan's spleen into a hard stone, which was then ground into lime by the medicinal power of the lead pills and then reshaped bit by bit.

Day 3~

"Oh my god" (? ??????????? )

The lightning element gathered on the liver, turning Ivan's liver into a piece of charcoal, and then gathered again into a liver with purple arcs flashing inside.

The fourth day~

"Uh~oh~lung~ah~" (?Д?)

The wind element gathered on Ivan's lungs, and the wind blades shattered his lungs. Ivan instantly lost the right to breathe. The strong feeling of suffocation made him roll his eyes. The intense pain and suffocation almost made him step into the gates of hell again!

It was the same feeling of death as losing his heart, but the difference was that he was still conscious. After the wind element and the power of the medicine reorganized his lungs, he breathed fresh air back into his lungs. The indescribable feeling of comfort was simply indescribable...

Earth spleen, water kidney, heart fire, wind lung, liver thunder! Five kinds of magic elements reshaped a set of five internal organs for Ivan.

In addition to allowing Alvin to use the corresponding elements more easily, each organ also provides Alvin's body with more powerful vitality.

This time, he also has special organs similar to those of magical animals. As long as he has enough magic power, he can try to become an Animagus of non-ordinary animals.

breathe in ~ breathe out ~

"If I go to Demon Slayer to learn the breathing method, my entry level is Changzhong."

After taking a deep breath and feeling the powerful air brought by the lower lungs, Alvin couldn't help but think of the anime he had watched before.

"Maybe, I should ask my dad to invest more in the animation industry. It's also very profitable."

Standing up from the exhausted formation, Ivan walked towards Alfrey who was not far away.

Over the past few days, it has become accustomed to Alvin's dying appearance. Although it doesn't understand what he is doing, it just knows that Alvin will not die.

Alfre was teasing the little dragon in the cage with his claws, but why did the little dragon look so listless today?

Iron Belly in the cage listlessly used his hind legs to push away the annoying claw, the griffin that was bothering the dragon.

How could it not be listless? If your life was sucked away for five consecutive days, and more than half of it was sucked away, even if you didn't die, who could bear it!

"Okay, stop bullying it. I am alive because of it."

Pushing Alfrey's big paw away, Ivan picked up the cage and checked the fire dragon that he used as a power bank.

Now, Tiedupi showed no trace of the violent and arrogant look he had that night in Longchang.

In just a few days, it has been worn out.

First he was harmed by the Ninja Group, then he was almost dead from spraying dragon breath for so long, and just when he had a break, another griffin came!

Not only was he teased by the griffin every day, but he also had half his life taken away! If he could do it again, he would definitely become a well-mannered dragon, so that he wouldn't be caught and suffer this! °(°ˊДˋ°) °

Looking at the fire dragon with sad eyes, Alvin felt guilty for a second and then disappeared.

He was saving it in a disguised way. Otherwise, based on its previous personality, if it was released to harm people and animals, it would definitely be hunted by dragon hunters.

If he didn't let it go, he would have slaughtered it and sold it for dragon-making materials. Although it suffered for a few days in his hands, it survived!