Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

Ivan was furious and used a levitation spell to control Ivani, swinging him back and forth in the air like a rag doll.

"What are you looking at!" Alvin glared at the little donkey fiercely.

"Nothing, nothing~" The divine camel horse took two steps back and swallowed the words of persuasion. Its instinct told it that this person was not easy to mess with.

……

Walking on the road to the market, Ivan rode on a black horse and listened to Ivani's mumbling.

This kid is quite talkative!

"Are you envious of the king?" asked Alvin.

"Of course, the king is the greatest man. He doesn't need to do anything and people will love him, just like a small person like me." Ivani said longingly.

Ivan opened his mouth but said nothing.

Although he really wanted to say that if a qualified king wanted to be loved by his people and make his country prosperous, he needed to put in a lot of energy. The government affairs he had to deal with every day were overwhelming. Without hard work, there would be no rewards.

Just like alchemy, equal trade is an eternal truth.

However, thinking that in this fairy tale world, kings all lived shameless lives, he gave up the idea of ​​preaching to Ivani.

After all, the circumstances may be very different.

After walking for a whole morning, Alvin finally saw the kingdom. A city built on the top of a mountain appeared in front of Alvin.

After a long silence...

Seriously, for this kingdom, if Alvin is a hostile kingdom, as long as we set a fire at the foot of the mountain, no one in the city can escape!

Yes, it is easy to defend with a cliff behind, but there are only two ways down the mountain. If a fire breaks out, there will be no place to escape.

As you walk into the city, the rich scene inside comes into view.

Just like what fairy tales say, the kingdom where the protagonist lives is a place where people can live and work in peace and prosperity, but this is just not rational!

At a market, Alvin saw not only common fruits like apples, oranges and pears, but also dragon fruit, pineapple, bananas, cantaloupe and coconuts!

This... doesn't look like a fruit that can be easily found in this era, right?

Forget it, it’s a fairy tale world, don’t worry about these details~

However, Ivani's arrival caused quite a stir in the market, simply because the two black horses were so amazing, and such good horses were really rare.

"Ivani, excuse me for a moment. I'm going to go somewhere else. Remember, don't ask for less for these two horses, otherwise you will be the one who suffers."

After saying this, Ivan plunged into the crowd and disappeared.

This city is very rich, with many rich people wearing gold and silver, and ordinary people are also well-dressed. It is not like what I have seen in history books, where people are poorly clothed and hungry.

After all, it’s a fairy tale, and nature is as beautiful as it can be.

Alvin just wanted to go and see if he could find some good things he had never seen before. After all, he came here to beg for money.

But Ivan didn't see any treasures, but he ate all the way along the way, trying every food stall, and he was full! (ˉ﹃ˉ)

"Your Majesty, I want to ask you something." Ivani shouted at the king's carriage.

"Go ahead," the king said reluctantly.

"Is it difficult to be a king?" This is what Ivani is most curious about.

"It's difficult." The king said impatiently, then pretended to be very tired and ordered the soldiers to take him back to the castle.

Even though he stole Ivani's horse and didn't pay him...

Ivani came to his senses and met the speechless gaze of the little donkey.

"You just gave the horse to him like that?" the little donkey asked in disbelief.

"I completely forgot about the money." Ivani whispered.

The little donkey rolled his eyes in anger...

"Huh? Isn't that Ivani's horse?" After eating a lot at the market, Ivan bought an apple that looked sweet and was eating it as a fruit to aid digestion.

Two black horses were galloping away in front of me, and behind them were two people dressed as soldiers, pulling a carriage that looked like a trailer, with an old man with bared fangs and claws sitting on the carriage.

"This city is so rich. Even the old crazy people are dressed in jewels and precious stones." Alvin complained after taking a bite of the apple.

As it happened, he was squeezed in the crowd to watch the show and ate Ivani's melon.

It turned out that this stupid boy was cheated by the stingy and greedy king, who stole the horse without paying, which led to the scene just now.

And that old madman was actually the king! It turned out that what he wore on his head was not a gas stove, but a crown!

But what happened to Ivani? He didn’t get the money back, but instead took the horse to work for the king?

What's the situation?

At night, Ivani, who had successfully become the king, was so excited that he lay in bed and couldn't sleep! Just as he turned over and was about to change his posture and continue to try to make himself fall asleep, he met Ivan's blue eyes.

"You... forgot about me again!" (? ⌒ ?)

Ivani: "Sorry!" (′；ω；｀)

PS: Let me tell you, when it comes to opening a dungeon, my first choice is movies adapted from Grimm's Fairy Tales and Andersen's Fairy Tales, or channels that also belong to the Western fantasy world and have magic, but the worldview does not go beyond the scope.

It's absolutely impossible to get Marvel or Warhammer, those are too out of scope! These dungeons are just for transition time, not for the worlds of Zhutianliu, or to smooth out regrets, just a place to get some free money, nothing more.

Chapter 335: Divine Camel and Horse (3)

"You are the little donkey. Look at you, you must be a donkey!"

Alvin relied on his height to bully the divine camel and horse because they couldn't beat him.

"I am Shenma! Shenma!" The divine camel horse skated in dissatisfaction and protested.

(The version I read translated this horse as "Skating")

"Protests are useless. Look at your big ears, you look like a donkey!" Ivan grinned evilly and teased Skate by pulling her big ears.

Ever since Ivani had a mental breakdown and sold himself to the king, Ivan has been living with him in the castle.

I have to say that the castles in fairy tales are indeed much more comfortable than ordinary places.

Just when Alvin was playing with the donkey, Ivani came in hurriedly and started packing up without saying a word.

"What's wrong with you?" Skating asked.

"The king sent me to the oasis in the desert to capture the firebird!" Ivani said excitedly.

Skating was stunned, staring at Ivani with wide eyes, as if he was looking at a fool!

The same goes for Alvin. This guy was sold out and is still counting money for others.

However, he did not intend to stop it because this was exactly what he wanted!

In this confused manner, the little donkey carried Ivani on his journey.

"You are actually a wizard! This is incredible!"

Skate was running at full speed and exclaimed when he saw Ivan sitting on the flying sword beside him.

What surprised it even more was that the thing Ivan was sitting on was as fast as it! You know, although it looks like a donkey, its true identity is actually a horse!

It just became like this just to make friends with Ivani.

"I seem to have said this a long time ago, but do you really want to run by yourself and carry Ivani on your back instead of sitting on me and flying with you?"

"No! I want to show you my speed! I want to prove to you that I really am the best!" Skating had a look of unwillingness to admit defeat.

It seems that it minds Alvin calling it little donkey.

"It's up to you. Call me when you get there. I'll follow you. I'll take a nap first."

He took out his magic wand and waved it, creating a connecting magic that connected the flying sword and the ice skates together to ensure that they would not get separated.

Alvin lay directly on the broadsword and fell asleep.

Don’t ask! The answer is that I can sleep because the journey is boring!

"Hey~ Ivan, wake up! We're here."

Ivani patted Ivan's face to wake him up.

"Haa~"

Ivan stretched and looked around.

They were in an oasis, and Ivani was holding a bag of nuts.

"Put this in there. The fruit alone is too small."

Ivan handed Ivani a glass bottle containing the water of life and death! Although the nut was delicious, it had the effect of a drug, but the effect was slightly smaller for a magical animal like the firebird.

While Ivani was setting up the nut array, Alvin walked to the other side of the oasis, making sure that Ivani couldn't see him.

"Are you done? Put it in."

Looking at the shadow soldier covered in mud saluting in front of him, Alvin took off the box from his waist.

In the shadow of the setting sun, a giant tree was carried out from the shadow by the soldiers of the Troll Legion and stuffed into the box.

Five nut trees in a row, along with the soil at their roots, were stuffed into boxes and transplanted.

A soldier was handed two bottles of green medicine, which he poured on the roots of the trees to ensure their vitality.

This is the key item he used to kidnap the Firebird!

The sky gradually darkened, until it was completely dark, and a gleam of fire flickered in the quicksand.

That's where the firebird lives, underground! Only now, it's starting to come out, attracted by the tasty nuts.

boom!

With a loud bang, a fiery red figure flew out from the quicksand and stretched its body.

"Look, it really came out." Ivanny excitedly pulled Ivan's robe.

"If you don't want to be burned to charcoal, shut your mouth!" Alvin threatened the idiot in a low voice.

"Oh~" Ivani met Ivan's death stare and shut up obediently.