Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

But after seeing it with their own eyes today, they all felt like they were slapped in the face~

As for why they didn't say it before, it was because they were afraid that Ivan would pull their ears and scold them, especially the boys. Before Ivan's sister appeared, they even thought that Luna was Ivan's sister.

The most special example is that last year, because of Luna's crazy personality, she suffered school bullying. People in Ravenclaw excluded her, hid her shoes, and made her walk barefoot.

When Ivan found out about this, he held Luna in one hand and a double-edged axe in the other, and blocked the door of the Ravenclaw lounge, banging on the door, and even brought out the dormitory's protective magic!

Yes! This is it~

Thanks to the protective magic, after discovering the strong murderous aura, the ghost didn't even ask questions and just refused to open the door for Ivan. It wasn't until the ghost went to find the professors that he stopped Ivan, who was like an angry lion.

Basically all the professors were mobilized that time, and the noise was so loud that people almost thought that Voldemort was attacking.

Karkaroff wanted to laugh at this farce, but before he could say a few words, a flying axe flew towards him, and his head was almost split in half.

The teacher gave him a look that looked like an idiot.

Snape: Didn't you see that no one from the headmaster to the dean dared to scold him? How dare you be so rude?

If Reese hadn’t appeared last year, they would have thought Luna was Ivan’s sister!

(Ivan: I am just protecting the only elf in this world~)

"Let's go. They're just thestrals. There's a group of them over in the Forbidden Forest. If you're curious, I'll take you to see them when the holidays come. Let's go! Get ready to welcome the new students."

Alvin got on the carriage first, he was waiting for dinner!

I don't know what the Sorting Hat went through in Dumbledore's office. After being cleaned by Ivan in the second year, it became dirty again! Although not as exaggerated as before, it is still not clean.

Could it be that Old Deng used it to wipe his hands after eating candy or to clean the house when it was dirty?

Wow~(?Д?) He seems to have guessed something incredible!

After the division into houses, old Dumbledore gave his usual speech before the start of the semester, explaining the rules of Hogwarts and the changes in professorial seats to the freshmen.

"There are two changes to the professorship this year. We are honored to welcome back Professor Grubbly-Plank to take over Professor Hagrid's seat as the professor of Care of Magical Creatures. Professor Hagrid is temporarily leaving due to some personal issues.

Meanwhile, welcome to our new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Professor Dolores Umbridge! I hope you will all join me in wishing the new professor well... As always, our caretaker, Mr. Filch, would like to remind you all..."

Before Dumbledore could finish his words, Umbridge stood up and interrupted him.

Since Umbridge was not much taller when she stood up than when she sat down, no one knew why Dumbledore suddenly took back his words.

It was not until they saw her cough twice that everyone realized that the woman was about to speak.

Dumbledore politely sat back in his seat, looking as if he was looking forward to Umbridge's speech. The other professors also cleverly resolved their surprise.

But it was different for the students below. Most of them showed surprise on their faces. After all, no one had ever seen a professor so rude as to interrupt the principal's speech so forcibly.

"Thank you, Headmaster Dumbledore, for your warm welcome, but I must say that I am so happy! I am so happy to see your enthusiastic and lively little faces."

Her voice is high and shrill, as if she is trying hard to act like a little girl. It gives a great contrast. Coupled with her deathly Barbie pink outfit and that big square face with flabby skin, she is simply amazing!

Ivan silently put down the half-eaten lamb chop in his hand. He suddenly had no appetite...

Harry was even more shocked by the woman's actions, he knew Umbridge, he had seen her before at his hearing, and this old woman worked for Fudge.

As for the enthusiastic and lively little face she mentioned~

Emmm...

He only saw surprise on his classmates' faces, and didn't see any expression that could be associated with enthusiasm or liveliness.

"I'm eager to get to know you all sooner. I believe we will become good friends."

As soon as these words came out, most of the students couldn't help but sneer, laughing at her for overestimating her own abilities.

Who do you think you are? Do you think you are Ivan? Can you get so many benefits to conquer our hearts and make us good friends? Sorry! At least in terms of appearance, you are not up to standard.

After Umbridge finished her nonsense, Dumbledore took the lead in praising her a few words and applauding. Only then did Umbridge return to her seat satisfied.

"What is she talking about?" Ron asked puzzled.

"What does she mean!" Harry felt something was wrong.

"This proves that the Ministry of Magic is going to interfere in Hogwarts." Hermione helplessly woke up the two idiots.

"Hehe~ That's a nice thought, but they have no idea who has the final say in Hogwarts today!" Draco sneered and picked up a piece of braised pork and put it in his mouth.

Everyone was no longer surprised by the little snake coming to Gryffindor to eat.

Chapter 382 Dumbledore's Negligence

"Damn it, are these people crazy?"

After returning to the dormitory, Ron started to complain again! There were only three of them in the dormitory, and Seamus hadn't come back yet. He probably had to wait until they went to sleep before that guy came in.

"Well, Seamus has always been like this. His mind is only clear when he's studying how to make objects explode. He means no harm." Neville stepped forward and persuaded the angry Ron.

"Forget it, he's not the only one like this. The truth will eventually come out." Harry also came to persuade Ron. It's not that he wasn't angry, but this situation happened every year and he was numb.

"Hmm~ Come to think of it, it seems like you are questioned every year!" Ron directly expressed the thoughts that just flashed through Harry's mind.

When Ron suddenly thought of this, his anger disappeared instantly, and his brain was filled with wisdom instead.

"Yes, so I am not angry at all now! Go to bed early. Judging from the way Professor Umbridge looks today, the class the day after tomorrow may not be easy."

Harry's tone was slightly melancholy. Voldemort's curse was so powerful that there wasn't a single normal professor in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class every year! Even if there were normal ones, none of them had a good ending.

Ron nodded and undressed to go to bed, thinking in his heart, "Aslan is right, if you control your anger, you will find many things that you can't find in anger."

That day, Aslan talked to them about a lot of things, not only about their post-war trauma, but also about many life philosophies.

It must be said that the longer you live, the more you see. Aslan easily sees through the character of each of them...

Instead of returning to the common room, Ivan went to the principal's office to ask about Hagrid.

"So, you sent a half-blooded giant to try to convince a group of pure-blooded giants! Is that right?"

Dumbledore didn't seem to notice the other meaning in Ivan's words and continued to talk about his concerns.

The giant's power is too terrifying and his character is cruel. If he is won over by Voldemort, it will be a disaster.

Seeing that Old Deng was completely unaware that there was anything wrong, Alvin stretched out his evil little hand directly towards Old Deng's white beard.

"Hey, hey, hey~ let go, let go! What are you doing pulling my beard, kid?!"

Old Deng stroked his beard which was messed up by Ivan with a distressed look, and glared at Ivan with dissatisfaction! This child is getting more and more unreasonable as he grows up, not as cute as when he first came.

"You're still glaring at me! Don't you notice that there was something negligent in sending Hagrid to find the giant?" Ivan was still trying to remind Dumbledore.

He did remember that Hagrid would go find the giant, so he left some things for Hagrid last year, but when he went to Hagrid's hut just now, he saw that the box of things was still unopened under his bed.

He thought Dumbledore would give Hagrid something else, after all, he was a giant! After living with him for so long, most people in Hogwarts had learned his caution, and he thought that Dumbledore, who was already cautious and smart, should be no exception.

But it turned out that he was overthinking. The old man was still controlled by his damn kindness. He heard about the gifts and the things that Hagrid needed to pay attention to when communicating in the old man's plan, but he did not hear about the weapons he prepared for Hagrid to fight the giants!

It seems that his influence is still not big enough!

"You said I was negligent. I'm sorry that I didn't think of what it was." Dumbledore thought about it, but still couldn't figure out what Ivan was talking about.

"Weapons! Did you give Hagrid any weapons? I went to check at his place, and he didn't bring the weapon I gave him. I thought you gave it to him! Don't you know Hagrid's level of magic? And he doesn't even have a wand! What if the giant turns hostile? What about Hagrid's life? Do you think giants will be gentle?"

Ivan's series of questions stunned Dumbledore! He really didn't think about the issue of force. After all, he only thought about how to negotiate peacefully, so he prepared a lot of precious gifts and didn't think about how to fight!

"It's okay. Ms. Maxime is with Hagrid as well. With her abilities, Hagrid won't be in any danger!"

Dumbledore placed his hopes on Madam Maxime. After all, giants could not use magic, and if the situation went wrong, Madam Maxime could teleport away with Hagrid.

"Principal, sometimes I really can't tell whether you are kind or confused. You always like to show mercy and subconsciously think that everyone will show mercy. Forget it, as long as you are happy."

Alvin was speechless. Let him do whatever he wants. No one can do anything about this old man’s temper.

If he had been more decisive while being kind, Voldemort would not have caused so much trouble for so many years.

When Voldemort first became powerful, if he had led the Order of the Phoenix to join forces with the Ministry of Magic, and if that was not enough, he had joined forces with the Ministries of Magic of other countries to launch a massacre against the Death Eaters, that would not have led to this step today!

At that time, even if Voldemort was difficult to kill, he definitely could not be defeated! If he could not be killed, why not just cripple him! If we don't give them a chance, we will see what tricks they can come up with.

What a pity ~ A moment of kindness and rationality has resulted in more than ten years of blood, gore and scheming. Is it worth it?

Forget it, this is his fate, and he can't say anything. Although he has a certain perspective of God, when facing the living person in front of him, he can't really understand what a person's heart is like.

After all, this is the world he lives in, not just a line of cold text.

It doesn’t matter, he has his own planned path, it just depends on who will have the last laugh.

But this Hagrid is really stupid! He made a Winchester for Hagrid!

The extra-large one is enchanted with five runes: armor-piercing, trauma, penetration, explosion, and paralysis. The warhead of a bullet is as big as an adult's fist!

After passing through Hagrid's hands, it is no problem to use it to deal with giants!

This Hagrid, he didn't even want to take it! He wanted to go find the giant! And he also gave him a space ring as a gift. He just stuffed it into the ring and went out. Who knows?

Besides, if you go to the deep mountains and forests to look for the giant, you won’t be afraid of being discovered, so why don’t you think about taking it!

Alas~ I hope that big fool remembered to bring the healing potion...

Chapter 383 Professor Umbridge

In the morning, Alvin paused while eating his pie while looking at the fifth grade schedule.

Two Defense Against the Dark Arts classes in one day? Was this a change or has it always been like this?

Forget it, just treat it as a way to kill time.

Now in fifth grade, it is time to prepare for the OWLs exam. There will be some changes in his studies. Although he does not need the OWLs certificate to prepare for future job hunting, he cannot escape the certificate exam this year.

Even though he was a school director, there was no way he could refuse! However, he was a little confused about whether or not to take the NEWT exam in the seventh grade.

As far as academics are concerned, it would be enough for him to learn more in the sixth grade. It would be enough for him to drop out now, but he just can't bear to leave Hogwarts.

Not only are there interesting classmates here, but there is also a perfect kitchen, and most importantly, there are high-quality talents like Si Jiao... who are available for him to consult for free!

Yes~ That's it! ┐(￣?￣)┌

"Your class has always been broken and incomplete! And this year we will have the correct, focused, Ministry-approved Defense Against the Dark Arts class."

Umbridge smiled sweetly and distributed the Defense Against the Dark Arts tutorials edited by the Ministry of Magic to the students.

Not bad, at least I saved one textbook fee this year! The Ministry of Magic was the one who got sucked in.