Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

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"Come back here! I can tell you're thinking the wrong thing!"

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Ivan grabbed Rolf who was about to inform everyone. He knew immediately that this silly boy was up to something!

"I've already given the order. We'll only target those who are maliciously destroying the site. Those who steal melons won't be attacked. I'm not so mad as to kill anyone for stealing a melon!"

"Ah? No?" (°ロ°) !

Boom!

Luo Fu has a big red bag on his head, and he is obedient this time~

……

"What's going on?" Ivan asked as he looked at the two little lions who were reluctantly dragging Umbridge.

“Don’t mention it. I don’t know who made this crazy woman unhappy. She saw Tiedan sleeping in the sun under a window on the fourth floor.

I don't know what's wrong with her, she just kicked me! You don't know your Tiedan's personality! Can he bear this? He jumped up and kicked her, and she collapsed!

So, Professor Flitwick came over and persuaded Tiedan to give up the idea of ​​throwing her off the fourth floor. Professor Flitwick asked us to send her to Madam Pomfrey as soon as possible, fearing that she would die here and cause trouble."

"Uh~ well, she deserves it! Send it there quickly, or it will be cold soon."

A drop of cold sweat dripped down Ivan's forehead, and he quickly asked the two of them to send Umbridge away.

Tiedan must not know that it was he who provoked this crazy woman and caused it to get kicked. Otherwise, the little thing will be angry and pout at him all day.

The two little lions each grabbed one of Umbridge's legs and dragged the unconscious Umbridge downstairs to the infirmary. She slept peacefully and did not wake up the whole time.

The next day, Umbridge made another new school rule!

[All students are prohibited from having aggressive pets, and are not allowed to let pets wander around the castle. They are only allowed to move around in designated areas.]

This rule made the whole school unhappy~

You know, since the establishment of Zenith Pet Store, basically everyone, whether new or old, has raised a lively and cute little animal.

Influenced by Ivan, the classmates are particularly caring towards their own furry children. Even those who are unsociable and have bad personalities have a furry child who can make them happy.

This time, Umbridge has incurred public anger!

After being chased by the Paw Patrol, the Meowth Clan, a group of snakes, a dragon, a lion, and a tiger, and being disarmed by Dumbledore when she was about to teach these beasts a lesson with magic, Umbridge, who was almost bitten beyond recognition, withdrew this school rule and replaced it with a new one!

[All students must keep their pets under control and are not allowed to injure others, otherwise they will be expelled from school! ]

This is the end of being chased by animals.

As for hurting people, we are all acquaintances, who would hurt each other? Even biting you is disgusting, who cares about you!

It is said that Umbridge was so angry that she smashed the office to pieces! But she had to fix it herself, otherwise she would have no place to stay.

"Great, Neville, you found the Room of Requirement!" Hermione said in surprise.

"What house?" Neville was puzzled. He had never heard of it.

"The Room of Requirement, also known as the Coming and Going Room, only appears when people are in urgent need! I've read about it in a book."

"So, even if you really need to go to the bathroom..." Ron suddenly had an idea!

"Well, it's funny, but it's true, Ron." Hermione rolled her eyes helplessly. Should she still praise him for his good metaphor?

"Great, it seems like Hogwarts also wants us to fight back!" Harry clenched his fist and waved it in the air, his excitement was simply indescribable.

Come on! DA Army! Training begins!

Chapter 390 DA Army Training

"What about the students?"

"I wonder how fast these lively little wizards can run!"

"Well, Mr. Filch, please be careful. If any student shows any unusual activity, you must report it immediately! We need to create a good atmosphere for Hogwarts!"

"Yes, ma'am, I know my duty!"

Filch watched Umbridge, who was dressed in flashy pink, leave with a very responsible attitude, twisting her big fat butt, and then spat fiercely!

"Come out, the old witch is gone." Filch whispered to the pillar behind him.

Behind the pillar, a row of six little heads popped out.

"Thank you, Mr. Filch. This is for you." A little lion handed over a bottle of Coke.

"No, you can keep it! As long as you stop playing with that brother's dung bomb, I'm not allowed to use magic now. It's better for me to save some energy than anything else!" Filch waved his hand, refused the little lion's bribe and left.

Several young wizards heard his mutterings, such as "Why can't I use magic?", "Do you think I'm still young?", "You have to find work for me when you could save some energy!", "I'm not a slave!" and so on.

Several young wizards looked at each other and laughed slyly. It seemed that Mr. Filch, who was the most rule-abiding, hated the old witch!

……

"Be careful! The fire is coming!"

"Oh! Neville, you hit it right, my hair was almost sacrificed!"

"Sorry, sorry, my bad, this spell is a little too difficult."

Neville apologized to Fred embarrassedly. He had lost control just now and the purple flame almost burned all of Fred's hair.

"Evan is lying. Didn't he say it was all very simple? This is simple!" Hermione knocked the big lump of ice on her wand.

She was just practicing an ice crystal spell, but she didn't use it properly and froze her wand.

After practicing a series of small spells such as the disarming spell, the stunning spell, the binding spell, etc., everyone, led by Draco, opened the "Zenith Security Corps Training Manual" given by Ivan.

But after all, it was magic that they had never encountered before. Even if it was transformed into a form suitable for wizards, the completely different form of magic, Air Magic, still caused some difficulties for the young wizards.

For example, the stability of magic output, the controllability of magic after it is formed, and the power stability when magic is used are all very different from the magic they originally learned.

In short, although black magic does not have the side effects of corroding people's mind and body like the wizard's black magic, it requires greater investment in control. Don't even think about learning it without any effort!

(Ivan: You can never escape the suffering I have endured!)

"Well, in that case, I'll give you another blow!" Ron cleared his throat and stood up.

Everyone looked towards Ron who was standing on the table.

"That day, when we got this book, Alvin said it himself! He wrote it, so! These difficult black magics were all created by Alvin himself!"

Ron's words caused a huge uproar!

Everyone's first thought was disbelief! We are not all from the same class. We acknowledge that you have good grades, and we understand that you can create spells. After all, many people can create small spells.

But you said that you created dozens of powerful black magic spells, and we still can’t learn them in a long time. This is a bit discouraging!

"I don't believe it! Look at this!" Ron drew a circle with his wand, and a fireball the size of a ping-pong ball, emitting black smoke, flew out and hit the target.

This was the spell that he had practiced for three days before he finally figured out how to use it.

"That's it. Ivan knew it when he was in first grade, and the fireball is as big as a washbasin. The point is, have you ever heard of these spells before?"

Ron put his hands on his hips proudly, as if he was the awesome guy.

Everyone shook their heads when they heard this. Even those of them who were pure-bloods had never heard of these dark magics.

Well, it turns out that people are different.

"Okay, everyone, don't lose heart, practice hard, and don't waste Alvin's kindness. This time Alvin gave it to us for free, without asking for any money, so we must cherish it!"

Harry clapped his hands, bringing everyone back to their senses of shock.

The students were very excited! This time they didn’t ask for money! We must practice hard!

Although Alvin got so many good things, he still had to pay for them every time. He just gave them a lot of discounts. After all, they were businessmen, so they understood.

But they have to cherish the free benefits they can get from Alvin!

In an instant, the little wizards practiced even harder!

……

Umbridge became suspicious again when she saw that the students always walked in groups of three or four and often disappeared.

She has recovered from her last injury, and Alvin hasn't bothered her during this period, so... she feels like she can do it again!

【All students must be interrogated for suspected violations! 】

Filch cursed as he nailed the damn rule higher up and carefully climbed down the wobbly ladder.

"Old witch, why don't you give me a sturdier ladder?"

Filch walked away angrily carrying the broken wooden ladder.

After that, students were often invited by Umbridge to her pink office for tea.

But the students were not afraid and continued to practice spells in the Room of Requirement.

It was this attitude that made Umbridge even more suspicious, and she vowed to catch these little rats.

For this purpose, she even went to Snape to get some truth serum.

At this time, Si Jiao and Ivan were studying the combined power of the Flower of Life and Death and the Elixir of Immortality. They were so focused on dropping a drop of the potion that it took them a long time to figure it out. Even Gua Zai beside them didn't dare to breathe heavily, for fear of affecting their operation.

And here comes this noisy thing showing off with a piece of torn paper!

"I am a senior investigator appointed by the Minister of Magic himself. I have the right to ask you for items that will help me progress my work. The Ministry of Magic will compensate you for your losses. What else are you dissatisfied with?"

Umbridge was so arrogant that she didn't notice Ivan inside at all. Because of her scream, an extra drop of some unknown potion was dropped!

Boil! (▼皿▼#)

"You are f*cking sick, aren't you? Get out of here, don't delay our work! Believe it or not, I will flush you down the toilet! Get out!"

Ivan suddenly jumped out, snatched Umbridge's appointment letter, tore it to pieces, and kicked her out!

Phew~ The world is quiet!

Chapter 391 Voldemort's Control

Snapped!