Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

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Christmas~

Waking up in a manor room full of Christmas atmosphere, the energetic Alvin got dressed, washed up and went out for morning exercise.

But today his morning exercise will be changed to a different package!

This is the Ural Mountains, and Grandpa Ivan's house is also a manor, so this territory belongs to their family, including the four hills of the forest in the back mountain, and the hundreds of thousands of acres of land in the countryside next door.

Russians have less land and more land. His family has only a small amount of land, and those farmers have hundreds of thousands of acres of land.

Seeing this, the genes in Aiwen's soul were moved, and he wished he could transform into the Bull Demon King immediately, get on the plow, plow the land, and plant crops.

But just think about it, there’s so much land, it’s impossible to plant all of it…

But at that time, you can hire some people to farm the land, such as... some down-and-out wizards who can't afford to eat and are ready to join the dark wizards in crime, or down-and-out people who are already dark wizards.

cough~

This is possible, but we have to wait until later.

"Hey hey hey! Winnie the Pooh, brother Alvin is here to wrestle with you!"

Ivan had a perverted smile. Before anyone got up, he ran into the woods behind the manor and found the big tree hole deep in the woods based on his childhood memories.

A newly adult Russian Kamchatka brown bear, wearing a custom-made collar around its neck to prove its identity as an owner, emerged from a carefully decorated tree hole.

It was still sleepy-eyed, but it heard someone calling it, thinking it was the old master's family coming to see it, so it walked out of the tree hole, stood up, scratched its butt, and looked in the direction of the sound.

【Take a day off today! I have a power outage, no electricity, no internet, no manuscripts saved! Nothing at all! So there is no update today... (??Benefit?)】

Chapter 119 Wrestling with a Bear

In the snow, a figure wearing a black cotton cloak shuttled through the woods at high speed, flying towards a naive brown bear.

Pooh thought it was his old master who came to take him to play, but he saw a face that was both unfamiliar and familiar at the same time.

As the face got closer and closer, especially the perverted smile, Pooh finally remembered.

It's him! The old master’s little kid!

The kid who rode on its neck, grabbed his ears, and used it as a horse when he was a kid! He's here again!

As soon as he saw Ivan, Pooh didn't even look at him. He turned around and went back to the tree hole to continue sleeping.

But when it was halfway into the tree hole, it felt like a pair of sinful little hands grabbed his furry tail.

"Huh?" Pooh hummed in confusion, and then felt those sinful little hands grabbing its tail and pulling it out.

There was no other way, Pooh had no choice but to retreat with his strength in order to protect his tail.

Looking back, it turned out to be that annoying kid!

This kid has grown up and become stronger, so he will definitely bully it again.

"Come on, Pooh, don't you miss me? We've known each other since we were kids, and I gave you your name. It makes me so sad that you ignore me."

Alvin smiled and hugged Pooh's furry neck.

If outsiders saw this scene, they would be scared out of their wits! Even if Russia raises bears, it doesn't mean that they are really cute pets. Slapping you on the head is still like slapping a watermelon.

Fighting people would not do something like Ai Wen's behavior that is close to seeking death. This is just because it is raised by his own family, and he only dares to do it because of his magic. Otherwise, even if he shovels shit right Brown bears also need to be careful.

(And it’s only limited to domesticated ones. If you encounter wild ones, just wish yourself good luck!)

Pooh's bear face showed human disgust. He didn't want to play with the kid who bullied him when he was a child.

But Alvin refused to let it go. When Pooh took a step forward, he hugged its neck and threw Pooh sideways.

"Hoho~" Pooh growled dissatisfiedly.

Pooh: I'm going to bed, I don't want to play with you! (●￣(?)￣●)

"Little Bear, it's not up to you! Let's see what this is." Ivan took out a bottle of pets that can understand human speech, opened the bottle cap and put it in front of Pooh's nose.

When Pooh saw that it was going to be eaten, he went over and smelled it.

"yue~" The bear opened its mouth wide and retched.

"Does it smell that bad?" Alvin was very curious, but he would never taste it himself.

Pooh sat down on the ground, covering his nose with one hand, and pushing Alvin with a big furry palm with his other hand, his resistance was obvious.

"For your own good, you must drink it today!" Ivan said firmly.

Pooh was stunned for a while. After a very complicated brainstorming, he understood and moved his big butt back to show that he didn't want to drink this unpleasant smell.

The IQ of a brown bear is equivalent to that of a three-year-old child, and it may reach the level of a 6 to 7-year-old if it has more contact with humans.

When Winnie was still a cub, his mother was killed by a hunter's gun, and he was picked up by Mr. Anatole and raised slowly, so he had some humanity and could understand some simple meanings.

Seeing Winnie's resistance, Alvin gave a bad laugh, put the bottle cap on and assumed a wrestling position, and jumped towards Winnie sitting on the ground.

When Pooh saw this annoying little kid, he first pulled its tail, then tried to give it something unpleasant to drink, and then tried to throw him. It was such a bully!

So Pooh wants to teach Alvin a lesson!

Two furry bear paws hugged Alvin, and one of them threw Alvin on the snow. Pooh happily patted its two big bear paws.

(Dangerous actions, please do not imitate!)

Alvin shook the snow off his head and was not angry. He got into a good posture and stepped forward to wrestle with Pooh. However, this time he used some skills. He couldn't compare with a brown bear in terms of strength.

When Pooh hugged him again, he ducked down. When Pooh wasn't able to stand firm, he kicked Pooh under his feet and hit him with all his strength. Pooh lost his balance and fell out.

"Roar~"(*￣(エ)￣)

Winnie said that Alvin was cheating.

"Haha, you lost!" Ivan was proud.

"Roar!" Pooh is coming again! It must teach this naughty kid a lesson today.

Pooh fell down, Pooh fell down again, Pooh fell down again!

Pooh feels wronged~

Too much bullying~

Ai Wen was panting from exhaustion. This big fat bear is so heavy! If he hadn't used his magic power to trip up Pooh halfway, he would have been used as a ball by Pooh.

"Since you lose, just drink it!" Ivan took out the small green bottle again.

When Pooh saw the strange-tasting little bottle again, he stuck his head into the snow, held his head in his hands, and hid his mouth tightly.

A black line appeared on Ai Wen's forehead.

I circled around the bear and kicked its fat butt twice, but the bear remained unmoved.

After staring at Pooh's butt for a while, Alvin gave up the terrible idea of ​​pouring it from Pooh's anus and absorbing it through the rectum.

Pooh's anus tightened as it lay in the snow, as if something terrible had just left it.

Sniff sniff~

Pooh's nose moved, it slowly raised its head, and he smelled the sweet smell.

Looking up, Alvin held a jar of honey in his hand and handed it to it.

Happy bear! This little kid no longer gives it a strange bottle, but gives it sweet honey!

Pooh, a big greedy bear, took the honey jar, hugged it and licked it, completely forgetting the unpleasantness just now.

He went to the kitchen to get this when he came out in the morning, just to avoid any emergency, but it seemed that he still thought carefully about it.

When Pooh was about to finish eating, Alvin hugged Pooh's neck from behind and knocked the bear down with all his strength, letting Pooh lie down.

Pooh didn't care about him. He was enjoying the food. For the sake of honey, let the skinny kid go and make trouble. It didn't feel anything anyway.

"Hey~"?(? ? ?#)

While Pooh was swallowing the honey, Ivan immediately poured two bottles of magic potion into Pooh's mouth. By the time Pooh reacted, it was already too late.

The bear had rolled its eyes, twitched and fainted.

"It seems that Gua Zai is the only one with extraordinary talent." Ivan murmured, looking at the vial in his hand.

After a while, Pooh spit out green bubbles, shook his head and sat up from the ground. His originally naive bear eyes became clearer this time.

"Haha, it worked! Try your hand at me, little guy!" Ai Wen said proudly.

After giving a few initial instructions to Pooh, Alvin took Pooh towards the manor.

But looking at Pooh's aggrieved face, he probably still remembered what happened just now, so he was a little unhappy.

"Oh, look at your stinky face. I'm not doing this for you!" Ivan was sitting on Pooh's body, looking sincere.

Then, like the wolf grandma who deceived children, he told Pooh that in other places, some brown bears hurt people because of their wildness, and were shot to death by hunters. The bear paws were chopped off, the bear bile was dug out, and the bear skins were stripped After the terrible incident of being a carpet, Pooh successfully hit the road.

Feeling Pooh trembling under him because of fear, Alvin patted the big bear's head to comfort the poor bear who was scared by him.

"Be good, don't be afraid! You are a smart bear now. You can no longer hurt people. No hunter will come to beat you. And with grandpa here, no one will hurt you. Don't worry~"

"Hooho~"

"Yeah, grandpa will be very happy to see that you have become smarter and more obedient!"

"Hooho~"

In this way, Ivan fooled the innocent Xiong Xiong and supported him all the way back to the manor.

As for why this bear doesn’t hibernate, it’s because there is plenty of food! It does not need to hibernate to survive the winter.

Chapter 120 The Disliked Uncle

In front of the dining table, a large family looked at the big bear chewing an apple across the dining table and fell into deep thought.

"Little Sun, how did you do it?"

Anatoly pointed at Pooh with the sausage in his hand and looked at Alvin in disbelief.

Although he was raised since childhood, he knew how fierce this big guy could be when he had a bad temper. Moreover, he was a beast after all, so sometimes they had to keep a distance.

But this morning when he saw his grandson riding it back, the pipe in his mouth was shocked.