Mr. Shaler, I like students' money the most.

She is the kind of person who can really recite the Bible by heart. As long as there is a slight loophole in the words that Teacher Shaler pretends to be divine, the nuns will immediately find out and catch her, and then they will find out that Teacher Shaler, the Goddess Gabriel, is a fake.

But just when Teacher Shaler was nervous, wondering if the nuns in the convent would find out that there was something wrong with me, and whether I should take the initiative and expel the nuns from the convent,

Sakurako, the leader of the Sisters, suddenly knelt down in front of the statue of Gabriel with an expressionless face and shouted,

"The great prophecy has come, and the great prophecy has come true. The prophecy says that Goddess Gabriel will eventually come to the world again and lead Trinity College to fight against the monsters that will cause the end of the world and give the world a new life. The goddess has come to protect believers like us as promised."

When Sakurako knelt down like this, all the Trinity students present immediately bowed their heads and prayed devoutly to the statue of Goddess Gabriel. Teacher Shaler's plan of playing tricks was very successful.

Only four people from the cram school sat side by side on the same bench, whispering to each other.

Hifumi asked curiously,

"Why do I feel that the voice is so familiar?"

“Because that’s the teacher’s voice.”

Hanako explained with a smile on her face.

Hearing Hanako's answer, Koharu immediately exclaimed,

"What, old..."

But the next second, Xiaochun was covered by Xiaozi's mouth, and Hanako put her right index finger to her mouth, signaling Xiaochun,

"Hush, Xiaochun, be quiet. This matter is known only to heaven and earth, you and me."

The four people in the cram school found the clues of the problem, and Teacher Shaler was in high spirits. Seeing that the students of Holy Trinity were so easy to deceive, Teacher Shaler became bolder and spoke again.

"Ah, when you pray to me, you always only send me blessings and various prayer cards. That only gives me spiritual blessings, but you cannot receive my blessings. I need more material tributes."

Chapter 159: Request (Part 4)

After Mr. Shaler finished speaking, he waited for the students' reactions in Trinity Cathedral.

Teacher Schaller waited cautiously for the response from the Trinity students. He also knew that his behavior was bold.

But out of revenge, Mr. Shaler decided to continue playing tricks.

These Trinity students made it so that I couldn't go back to my dormitory. They attacked me because of tiramisu. I must make them bleed too.

What reassures Mr. Schaller is that

When the students of Holy Trinity heard that Goddess Gabriel did not accept any sincere prayers but asked for material tributes, they were not confused but showed happy expressions on their faces.

Whispering to

"It's great that the goddess is willing to accept the gift."

"This is a great moment for us to show our loyalty to the goddess."

And while praying, he responded to Teacher Shaler,

"Goddess, we are willing to risk everything for you."

As the saying goes,

Often, when you try to get help from a big shot, what worries you is not that the big shot asks you for a bribe, but that the other party simply won’t accept your bribe, and you can’t even give the gift.

In the Kivotos’ mindset, if someone accepts a gift, it means that they intend to help you, and if they refuse to accept a gift, it means that they have no intention of helping at all.

The same is true for God. When facing God, as a mortal, even if you want to devote yourself to religion, God will not even look at you.

There are a lot of people who are ready to sacrifice themselves for me every day. Who the hell are you? Don't disturb me while I'm playing games.

God will never accept a gift from a mortal for no reason. It's like bribery. If you want to bribe God, I'm sorry, you don't even have the qualifications to bribe God, because God doesn't care at all.

But at this moment, the only true God in the world, the Holy Trinity Goddess Gabriel, is willing to listen to the voices of us ordinary people and asks us to give her gifts.

Is the goddess asking for a bribe from us? No, the goddess is giving us the opportunity to show our loyalty. Ordinary people are not qualified to bribe the goddess.

Seeing the students present fall into religious frenzy, Mr. Schaller immediately began to make requests.

"Ah, I haven't had cake for a long time. I really want to eat cake."

As soon as Mr. Shaler finished speaking, a devout student of Holy Trinity University held up an expensive lava chocolate cake and respectfully placed it in front of the statue of the goddess.

Mr. Schaller continued to give advice.

"I want to eat some fruit..."

Immediately, another young lady student came with a Yubari melon, which is definitely considered a top-notch fruit luxury in Kivotos, and placed it in front of the statue of the goddess.

Seeing the devoutness of the students at Holy Trinity, Mr. Schaller continued to offer advice.

"Ah, I also want to eat spicy rabbit head."

As a result, when Teacher Shaler said this, all the students in Trinity Cathedral fell silent. In an instant, the scene became completely silent, as quiet as death. No one responded to Teacher Shaler's request.

At this time, in order to avoid the atmosphere being too awkward, Sakurako, the head nun who was the leader of the congregation, walked up to the statue of Gabriel and said to it very awkwardly,

"Goddess, we cannot fulfill your request to eat spicy rabbit head because according to the teachings of the Holy Trinity, church members are forbidden to kill. They can accept meat donations from others, but they must not kill and eat meat for the sake of their appetite."

Sakurako's words were very clear, that is, rabbits are so cute, how can we eat them? This is not in line with the doctrine.

Then, Sakurako whispered in a voice that could only be heard by the Gabriel statue and Mr. Shaler who was hiding behind the Gabriel statue.

"Of course, if you are really greedy, we can offer you spicy rabbit heads in private, but please do not mention killing in front of believers."

Sakurako used a retreat-to-advance strategy and told Mr. Shaler,

Although the church cannot drink alcohol, we have fermented grape juice. If you need it, we can drink it privately, as long as you don't drink it in front of the believers.

After hearing Sakurako's explanation of the doctrine and Sakurako's promise to help Teacher Shaler get the spicy rabbit head in private, Teacher Shaler could only change his words.

"Well, since we can't eat rabbit, forget it."

Halfway through his words, Mr. Shaler suddenly remembered something more important. He couldn't always let these Trinity students offer me food. They said they were asking for money, so I still had to ask for money.

Immediately, Mr. Shaler cleared his throat and continued in his lingering voice,

"I no longer need food or anything like that. Now I need something else, like money. My financial situation has not been very good recently. Please give me some money as an offering."

Of course, after openly asking for money, Mr. Shaler also had to save face;

Teacher Shaler was very worried about these religiously fanatical students. If he asked for money without setting a specific amount, these students would just give all their living expenses for the next month to Teacher Shaler, just like the primary school students who gave money to the anchor.

Therefore, Mr. Schaller established a protection measure against minors’ addiction to sex, and continued,

"Of course, I can't ask you to hand over all your living expenses for this month. Each person can only hand over a maximum of 5,000 federal coins to me each month."

After Teacher Shaler finished speaking, he went invisible, turned off his microphone and stopped talking, allowing the students below to offer bundles of federal coins at the feet of the goddess statue.

Half an hour later, the Trinity Cathedral began to clear out. As the mass ended, according to doctrine, in order to avoid disturbing God's rest,

After the Mass, the nuns will clean up the place and then all Holy Trinity students will leave together.

All the students in Trinity Church left.

Teacher Shaler opened the secret door and sat in front of the offering table. He frantically stole the offerings from the Holy Trinity to Goddess Gabriel, while taking out a sack and starting to keep the property for Goddess Gabriel of the Holy Trinity.

According to Mr. Shaler, Gabriel, the goddess of creation who controls the entire world of Kivotos, would definitely not mind if a teacher like me secretly took some of her tribute.

After all, according to religious common sense, the offerings that believers make to God will eventually be embezzled by the church.

The final outcome is the same, both are swindled by swindlers. So it makes no difference whether this valuable fortune is given to the nuns or to me, their teacher.

Mr. Shaler was looting the property while eating chocolate lava cake.

But just when Mr. Shaler was in high spirits, collecting wealth to offer to Goddess Gabriel, he suddenly heard a cough behind him.

"Ahem, teacher, it's not a good thing to be too focused when stealing other people's tributes. If you are discovered by the Sisters or other societies, you will be punished a little."

Hearing the voice behind him, Mr. Shaler was so frightened that his whole body shuddered. He turned around suddenly and found that the student who appeared silently behind him was none other than Hanako.

Hanako put her hands behind her back, leaned forward, and smiled brightly at Teacher Shaler.

Xiaochun stood behind Hanako, looking at Mr. Shaler who was doing such a petty theft. Xiaochun felt her face slightly reddened, and she didn't dare to look Mr. Shaler in the eye.

She was a member of the Justice Realization Department, but she never expected her teacher to be so dishonest.

I am too embarrassed to see Senior Lian.

Chapter 160 Knowledge (Part 5)

Seeing that it was Hanako and Koharu who came,

Mr. Shaler immediately handed the half-eaten lava cake on the tribute table to the two of them.

If one person types 0, there will definitely be no group of people playing together... ahem, I mean, it is better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone.

Facing the cake handed over by Mr. Shaler, Xiaochun shook her head frantically.

As a member of the Justice Department, Xiaochun is a fool, but he knows the law very well and knows the story of Zhang San, the lawless criminal.

When faced with the cake that Mr. Shaler brought over, Xiaochun immediately distanced herself from Mr. Shaler.

"Don't give it to me. I don't dare to eat it. If I eat this cake, we will be partners in crime with the teacher, and I will be an accomplice of the teacher's criminal gang!"

But Hanako, who was standing by, enthusiastically took the cake that the teacher had handed over, which had already been cut into pieces, opened her cherry mouth, and took a bite.

Then Hanako raised her right index finger, secretly rubbed the chocolate lava filling on her face, and said to Mr. Schaller in a pretentious manner,

"Ah, the chocolate filling is stuck to my face, teacher, can you use your tongue to help me lick it clean?"

Hanako's bold behavior made Mr. Shaler swallow his saliva.

Obviously, Hanako's proposal was very tempting to Mr. Schaller, but Mr. Schaller still shook his head firmly, then took out a handkerchief from his shirt pocket and helped Hanako wipe the chocolate stains off her face.

This made Hanako sigh and complain,

"Teacher, you are so boring."

After the little episode just now ended, Mr. Shaler finally remembered the important matter.

At this time, Hanako and Koharu came to Mr. Shaler, carrying several plastic bags of daily necessities, including toothpaste, toothbrushes, bread, instant noodles, compressed biscuits and a lot of canned food.

Seeing the supplies delivered to him by Hanako and Koharu, Mr. Shaler asked Hanako curiously,

"Hanako, didn't we agree to deliver supplies to me every evening? Why did you come to Trinity Cathedral in the morning today?"

Facing Mr. Shaler's curiosity, Hanako, who was very unusual, changed her attitude of being at ease and calm, and instead gave Shalerasong an awkward smile and explained,

"Teacher, something interesting has happened. We may not be able to send you supplies for some time to come..."