[Question 2: What is the name of water on the ground? ]
"Why is it water again?" Lil frowned: "Well, snow."
【Question 3: What is water called underground? 】
"You can't get along with water, right?" Lill scratched his head speechlessly: "Spring."
After finishing writing, he sighed.
These questions are too simple.
Is this all the test from the angry Father God involves?
"This kind of exam is not worthy of me." He shook his head and continued reading.
[Question 4: What is water in the brain called? ]
Lear: ...
[Question 5: What is water called in literary works? ]
Lear: ...
【Question 6: What is water on your hands called? 】
Lear: ...
He looked over it slowly and saw more than a hundred questions, all asking what the water was called and where it was.
And all kinds of weird stuff.
What else is there in "Tieba" and "Three Kingdoms Kill"...
TMD, what the hell are Tieba and Three Kingdoms Kill?
I've never heard of it!
Is this something from this world?
Ahhhh! What kind of weird questions are these?
Is there really anyone who can answer these questions?
Lil swallowed and looked around. As expected, all the demons looked constipated.
I study so hard every day, but I didn't expect that the things tested in the exam would have nothing to do with what I learned normally.
Who can stand this.
It hurts, it hurts too much.
In this short period of time, the demons generated a lot of good energy for Li Cheng.
The more painful they are, the more it shows that Li Cheng did the right thing.
"Ahem, cut off your seat." Just then, Li Cheng spoke up: "Don't talk to each other, you only have five minutes to answer."
"But, but we can't answer it at all, Teacher!"
"Besides, no one can answer this kind of question!"
Lille was the first to give up, and he was quite dissatisfied.
He was obviously the one who worked the hardest, but if he handed in the paper like this, he wouldn't even get 10 points.
In this case, wouldn't his dream of becoming a great general of the demon clan, passing the trial, and reaching the pinnacle of life be completely ruined?
"No one can answer it? Ha, you think too much!" Li Cheng snorted coldly, dragged Mu to him, touched the Dark Bible, and swore: "I guarantee with my soul that he has never seen the test questions."
Mu indeed had not looked at the test questions. Li Cheng dictated them and he only memorized the answers.
This is the truth, and there is no need to even deduct the life span of Grandma Dianhuo.
"Come on, Father, answer it!"
The contract was established, and all the demons stared at the priest nervously.
They really want to know whether there is a problem with the test paper or with themselves.
Mu Ze smiled disdainfully: "Ask, the Angry God General!"
"Okay, Father, please listen to the questions. Let's skip the easy ones and start with the difficult ones!" Li Cheng sneered: "Excuse me, what is the name of water in the brain?"
When Lille heard this question, he suddenly became nervous.
He never figured out the answer to this question.
"Ha." Mu sneered: "It's called cerebral palsy."
If there is water in the brain, isn’t that cerebral palsy?
"Correct answer!" Li Cheng gave a thumbs up.
As soon as the words fell, all the demons present were petrified on the spot as if they had heard a bolt of thunder from the blue sky.
"Brain, cerebral palsy? So, the answer is so simple?" Lille was even more dumbfounded. He grabbed his hair, unable to believe that he had not thought of this answer.
"Then the second question is, what is water called in literary works?" Li Cheng asked again.
"Oh, stupid question." Mu continued to look down on the world: "Of course it's called Memories!"
Doesn’t Naruto love using flashbacks in the plot the most?
Isn’t Naruto also a work of literature and art?
"The answer is correct again!" Li Cheng gave a thumbs up again.
The demons in the audience were dumbfounded at this point.
So, the answer turned out to be like this?
No, man, that's too abstract.
Are you sure you haven't read the questions in advance?
If Li Cheng had not just sworn an oath and signed a contract, the demons would have wanted to mutiny.
"Then, for the third question, what is it called when there is water on your hands?" Li Cheng asked again.
Many demons answered this question, and most of them answered "sweat", but Li Cheng told them that the answer was wrong.
At this moment, these demons stared at Mu, swallowing their saliva, wanting to know what the answer was.
Mu did not disappoint everyone. He raised his head at a 45-degree angle and looked up at the sky. He snorted coldly: "The water is in my hand, of course...
"Whale*!"
When Mu rewards himself, he often holds back.
"Correct answer!" Li Cheng gave a thumbs up again and again: "My friend, you are the real hero!"
This time, all the demons in the room were petrified, and the entire auditorium was filled with silence.
Three seconds later, thunderous applause resounded through the sky:
“OHOHOHOH!!!!!”
"So that's it! So that's it!"
"Damn it! Why didn't I think of that? I just fought with him yesterday!"
"...It turns out that the answer is so simple?" Lill looked at his right hand, his face full of shock and self-blame.
He couldn't even think of the answer to such a simple question.
What kind of genius are you? What kind of strong person are you?!
Fortunately, this is just a mock exam. If this was the final exam, then Lille would have been eliminated!
"Damn it, damn it, I'm still far away!"
"You're right!" Li Cheng seemed to have heard his inner voice and shouted, "You're all still far from it. To be honest, if you were to take the exam at this level, then none of you would be able to reach the Father's standard!"
As soon as these words were spoken, there was complete silence, and all the demons were dejected and dejected.
In fact, this matter involves a cost of silence.
If these demons had done this set of papers at the beginning and felt that they were not cut out for it, they would have run away long ago without any hesitation.
But it's different now.
They have worked hard for many days and have dissected themselves several times.
If I give up now, wouldn't all the suffering I've endured before be in vain?
"But, but we have tried very hard!"
A demon clenched his fists, tears of humiliation streaming from his eyes.
The other demons also felt sympathy.
"I tried hard, but my method was wrong." Li Cheng clapped his hands and said, "Demons, I am sad too! The teaching guideline given to me by Father God is to teach you how to dissect and cook yourself."
"But the test questions he gave were things like this."
Hearing this, the demons were also angry and confused. It turned out that this question was not asked by the Furious General, but by the Furious Father God!
Father God, why do you ask such a question?
Isn't this... just making things difficult for us?
"How dare you! I know what you are thinking!" Li Cheng used a [Red Eye Special Effect] and released a laser to melt the head of a demon in front of him:
"Remember, Father God must have his reasons for doing this. We must not be dissatisfied with Father God!"
"I am Fury. Since ancient times, I have been a faithful believer in the Fury Father! Do you understand?"
"Ming, I understand!"
The demons trembled.
And Li Cheng continued to speak.
He pointed a finger at Mu: "Don't you think it's strange? Such a terrible question, but the priest can answer it."
Then he pointed at Lille and said, "Yes, you. Tell me why he was able to answer the question."
"This..." Lil swallowed his saliva: "Well... because the priest is extremely smart?"
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