My superpowers are updated every week

Yuzi happily rushed towards Chen Yuan, but because he turned too much, it was as if the steering wheel failed, and his forehead hit the wall directly with a "bang".

Then the dog fell silent.

He glanced at Chen Yuan, then at the wall in front of him, and inexplicably began to get busy, scratching his butt, scratching his neck, and whispered in embarrassment: "This wall, what a good wall."

I heard that dogs will pretend to be busy when they are embarrassed.

It’s really interesting.

Just then, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Oh, I'll be right there."

Chen Yuan stopped playing and quickly put on his clothes, zipped up his clothes, and went to open the door for Xia Xinyu.

"Morning, hehe."

Xia Xinyu greeted Chen Yuan, then bowed slightly and waved to Yu Zi with a smile: "Good morning, Xiao Yu."

"Mommy mommy!"

Then, Yuzi called out twice enthusiastically.

"Why are you calling me mom?" Chen Yuan turned around and questioned the flattering puppy with some contempt.

"Mom?" Xia Xinyu blushed and said jokingly, "Do you still know what Xiaoyu's name is?"

"I'm a dog expert." Chen Yuan realized that Yuzi's barking was still "wang wang" to others, so he responded with a smile.

"Yuan." Xia Xinyu looked at Chen Yuan, pouted slightly, and asked in a low voice, "Do you think I am any different today?"

"It looks better?" Chen Yuan asked after taking a look.

"No." Xia Xinyu turned her face slightly towards Chen Yuan and said in a low voice, "Look, it's swollen."

After Chen Yuan looked carefully, he found that there was indeed a small red dot on Xia Xinyu's face.

Her skin has always been very good, white and smooth like tofu.

And now, like a plum blossom in the snow, there is a tiny dot.

"I'll take a look."

Chen Yuan pretended to be serious. After moving closer, he kissed Xia Xinyu's face three times, especially the little red spot.

"Huh?" Xia Xinyu was a little embarrassed. She took a step back, covered her face, and asked in confusion, "How can you kiss a pimple... It's a bit perverted."

"No, I'm testing whether it's really acne..."

"It turns out that my master is also someone else's dog."

While Chen Yuan was explaining, Yu Zi behind him said with emotion.

"What the hell are you barking about? Do you dare to say it in front of me?" Chen Yuan turned around, wanting to teach this rebellious son a lesson.

"Maybe Xiaoyu also thinks that dad... Chen Yuan is a little bit perverted." Xia Xinyu no longer hesitated to use the word perverted in a derogatory sense, and it was really embarrassing to use it to evaluate her Yuanbao again.

"Okay, let's go out."

As it was getting late, Chen Yuan stopped playing with the dog, put on his schoolbag, and went out with Xinyu.

Then, close the door again.

"goodbye!"

At this moment, through the door, Chen Yuan heard a voice from Yuzi, who greeted and said goodbye enthusiastically.

No wonder Yuzi always says this when she goes out every day. It turns out she means goodbye.

"Xinyu, please go downstairs first. I'll get something."

After Chen Yuan finished talking to Xia Xinyu, she went downstairs. He thought of something interesting, so he suddenly opened the door.

Then, Yu Zi, who was sitting at the door, suddenly stood up and said to her happy Wang Wang: "You're not leaving?!"

"Sorry, I have to go to school." Chen Yuan was quite moved, so he squatted down, touched its head, then stood up and went out.

He bent down slightly and put his ear against the door.

Then, the sound of footsteps was heard.

Judging from the sounds, Yuzi should have sat down in her little nest.

So, humans are really narcissistic.

There are always people who say that dogs see you off when you go out and pick you up when you come back. Then when you are not around, they squat at the door and wait for you all day.

If I leave now, won’t Yuzi just lie down?

So, those are people who don't understand dog language and are touching themselves here. Don't dogs have their own lives...

"I miss you again..."

Just as Chen Yuan was about to leave, a somewhat lonely dog ​​barking sound was heard from the room and was automatically translated into Mandarin.

This sigh went straight into Chen Yuan's heart.

Isn't it you, Yuzi?

Damn it, just wait, I’ll find you the most ferocious little male dog to be your husband!

This is what being a father is all about.

Chen Yuan almost cried.

If the human Zhou Yu could speak, would he be as touching as this... No, no, it seems like he can speak naturally.

After going downstairs, Chen Yuan and Xia Xinyu bought breakfast on the roadside. They both had pancakes. The bus was due to arrive in seven minutes, so they ate while standing by the bus stop.

This ability is really annoying.

All the animal sounds will be translated into Mandarin and heard by your ears.

For example, a dog whose head is full of shit, piss and farts when he goes out, a pet cat that is still cursing "I am so stupid to be out in this cold weather" when being held in the arms, and a gray pigeon that wants to get some French fries...

Depending on the volume, all these sounds are translated into the ears.

But it's not noisy because the decibel level is about the same.

After Chen Yuan finished eating the pancake and was about to throw it into the trash can, a piece of minced meat suddenly fell to the ground, and then he saw a big black-headed ant crawling towards the meat.

He pretended to tie his shoelaces and squatted down curiously, and heard the ant say in a tiny voice: "What a big piece of meat! I have to find my brothers to move it... I'm rich."

After saying this, Big Head Ant quickly ran back, ready to call for help.

Chen Yuan used the pancake wrapper to pick up the piece of minced meat.

Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility.

That's what he thought.

It's not about 'wanting this ant to lose its ant credit'.

How could a person be so bad?

Shh, here it comes.

The ant army is coming.

Chen Yuan just stared at the groups of ants lining up towards here, led by the big black ant, and then suddenly stopped at the location of the meat particle.

"That's not right. It should be here. Why is it gone?"

The big-headed ant paused visibly, and then began to circle around the place it was just now.

The ants behind him also became disorganized and began to look for meat.

Then, they started cursing one after another.

"There is no meat at all. Where does the meat come from?"

"No, there must be some. I saw it just now. I can't move it by myself. It's as big as a ball of hundreds of ants."

"Where did you get the meat?"

"Yeah, you [beep——]"

"If you keep messing around, I'll break your legs, you idiot."

"Go back, go back, it's such a waste of mood."

"Let's go."

Wherever the ants come from, there they eventually return.

Then, there was only that big black ant left, flying around here and there.

“I saw it clearly.”

"Why is he gone?"

"Oh yes, that's it!"

Suddenly, a huge piece of meat fell from the sky and landed in front of the big ant.

When the ant saw this, it immediately turned back and ran to inform the other party.

Moreover, he came back halfway through the run to take another look.

Damn, that's right.

It has meat.

A bunch of blind people scolding me for not seeing it, how stupid.

Isn't this such a big piece of meat?

After confirming it, the ant finally felt relieved and went to report the news with peace of mind.

Then, Chen Yuan picked up the piece of meat with the wrapping paper and threw it into the trash can.

Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility.

My quality is too high.

Then, without watching the interesting scene of the little ants carrying food, Chen Yuan and Xia Xinyu got in the car and went to school.

After arriving at school, there are fewer animal sounds to be heard.