Ministry Action Records

"If you can't drink, don't drink. Don't laugh. I'm talking about the two of you sitting here."

I was scolded by the little Rumi, so excited... And this was in stark contrast to the cold eyes, the hot breakfast, Yukinoshita and Hikigaya's thoughts were synchronized at this moment, Rumi was better than him.

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boom!

The door to the service department was violently kicked open.

"It's so enjoyable. It's worth it that I specially asked someone to replace the door of this classroom." Shizuka Hiratsuka skillfully took out a bottle of ice cream from the refrigerator, then bit open the bottle cap with her teeth and found her seat.

"So it was you who changed the door, Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka?"

"That's great, right? This shows how much I value this department, Minister," Shizuka Hiratsuka joked.

"Speaking of which, Hikigaya, why don't you let others use Orochi when playing King of Fighters?" Shizuka Hiratsuka asked about the strange rules that she had always been curious about while holding Kuroko's hand and watching the battle on the TV screen. On the screen, Goenitz, controlled by Hikigaya, had been knocked into the sky by Kato Megumi's Kagura Chizuru, and it seemed that he would not be able to come down for a while, so Shizuka Hiratsuka felt that this was a good time to ask questions.

"Because Orochi is my dad, the feeling of beating Orochi is too delicate." Hikigaya explained. As for Goenitz, his health bar was emptied by the combo. Kato Megumi silently picked up the biscuits beside her. Did she smile? No one knew.

"This is really..." Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't think of a good adjective for a moment. Perhaps this is what is called subtle.

Looking at the guys around her who were busy with their own things, Shizuka Hiratsuka organized her words a little.

"Why isn't Eriri here?" Looking around, Shizuka Hiratsuka tried to start a new topic.

"Everyone will be able to see her tomorrow." Hikigaya said calmly.

"Everyone?" Although she was a little confused about Hikigaya's choice of words, Hiratsuka Shizuka nodded anyway. After all, what she wanted to discuss was another matter, something more important.

"Actually, I want to talk to you about serious business." Shizuka Hiratsuka said stealthily.

"Is the reward ready?" Following the atmosphere, Hikigaya also replied in a low voice.

"There is no possibility of reward. Not in this lifetime."

"Then just sit here quietly and drink Coke. We are still good friends."

Although the talks broke down, neither side pulled out their guns, which is in line with the trend of the times...

"Okay, let's get down to business. Don't interrupt, Hikigaya." Putting away the tone of underground transaction, Hiratsuka Shizuka's expression became serious. The serious atmosphere that spread instantly made everyone else in the service club look at her sideways.

"It's our turn to host the Cultural Festival this year. I hope your club can make a big move. Do you understand?"

The cultural festival that Shizuka Hiratsuka mentioned is not held by an ordinary single university. The country is divided into multiple regions, and all universities in a single region will unite and take turns to hold events in their respective territories. This is the atmosphere that a festival should have, and it is a rare initiative that was passed unanimously at a government meeting.

From this point, it is not difficult to reflect why Gaia, the mother of the earth, has the nature of pursuing pleasure...

"The cultural festival, such a big event, it feels like it's going to explode, but what does this have to do with our Service Club? Every class will prepare a program, and the club exhibition projects are handed over to the dance club, light music club and the like. Can't a mysterious department like us just sell fried noodles and octopus balls?" Hikigaya said as a matter of course.

"Can you have some pursuits in your life? Hikigaya! Selling fried noodles?! The instructor of the Service Club is me! Hiratsuka Shizuka, the real boss behind this school. You are the only club that I nominally coach. And you know how much everyone is looking forward to the Service Club's program! A club filled with beautiful girls and with a hint of romance in its name, do you know how many people's fantasies it carries!"

"..."

199. Go ghost hunting or put on a play?

It's not hard to understand what Shizuka Hiratsuka said, but no matter how earnest her words were, they couldn't hide her desire for a grand scene. It was probably like a child's birthday, wanting a multi-layered cake and a choice between PS4 and XBOX ONE. Many people must have had such a dream, and at this moment, Shizuka Hiratsuka placed her expectations for the cultural festival on a group of non-humans in the Service Club.

It's my turn to organize the cultural festival. I want a big scene and a big production. You guys should quickly meet my requirements. To put it simply, at this moment, Shizuka Hiratsuka is just that willful child.

"Although you said that, Shizuka Hiratsuka...but the cultural festivals I've participated in before were just for walking around and eating. At most I'll cook something special this time, like stir-fried dragon claws or something. People who come will definitely be satisfied." Hikigaya coaxed with a smile. He had already done this much, so the teacher should be satisfied.

The next moment, superb acting skills broke through people's inherent impression of Hiratsuka Shizuka. Her tearful expression and pitiful eyes seemed as if all the resentment of being single for many years burst out at this moment. Her gaze slowly shifted, and Hiratsuka Shizuka stared at her next target.

"Yukinoshita, I want..."

"Okay, then stop those lines that are so likely to cause misunderstanding." Yukinoshita quickly raised her hand to block Hiratsuka Shizuka's words, interrupting Hiratsuka Shizuka's words. A teacher actually said such vulgar words. Fortunately, everyone present was considered an adult.

Cultural Festival program, a rare and ordinary daily commission that I haven't seen for a long time! As the head, I have to reverse the strange trend of the service club always encountering unusual things!

"See? This is the courage that contemporary students should have." After saying this, Shizuka Hiratsuka looked with contempt at Hikigaya, whose ideological awareness needed to be improved.

"Then... what kind of project should we prepare, Xiaoxue! Like... a haunted house or something?" Yuigahama obviously thinks that being able to prepare a cultural festival project with her friends is full of youthfulness. However, after racking her brains, Yuigahama could only think of a very common project. In fact, she also thought about whether to hold an abyss competition for Honkai Impact 3... It really is impossible.

"There are too many people at the cultural festival, and ordinary ghosts won't come near. Even if they are caught, they can only stay in the corner and tremble, not to mention scaring people. In serious cases, they will self-destruct. If you want to open a haunted house, you have to find someone who knows a little about weirdness and feng shui formations. Does anyone among you know how to confine those things in one place?" Kato Megumi said lightly, analyzing the feasibility of the project, but... it seems a little strange?

"Wait, do you have any idea about the haunted house..." Yuigahama's expression suddenly froze, and she screamed in her heart that the haunted house was not the strange thing you said, Xiaohui! Just as she was about to explain, the dominant position of the words was taken away by another person, wuwu...

"Any creature of similar standard as the one we encountered at Eriri's house before will do. If we really can't find one, we can use some creatures that don't seem to conform to the aesthetic standards of ordinary people as its substitute." Commander Hachiman said this with his hands on his chin.

"What are these people thinking... Wait, what they say seems to make sense..." Yukinoshita muttered to herself, her thoughts wavering between the two sides.

"Damn it." Shizuka Hiratsuka bit her thumb in annoyance, feeling very conflicted. This idea was indeed in line with her inner goal, but she always felt that something was wrong. It was really strange. Was there something wrong?

"I know a few places that are likely to be haunted." Gritting her teeth, Shizuka Hiratsuka frantically hinted her thoughts to others.

"You...are you planning to scare people to death..." Yuigahama said faintly, looking at everyone with a cold face. In this cultural festival, is she the only one in the service club whom she can rely on? She definitely can't leave it to these guys whose thinking circuits are different from those of ordinary people!

"Don't worry, Yuigahama, we can control the situation. Besides, how can a cultural festival be without an established event like a haunted house? It would be a real flaw without it." Hikigaya nodded confidently and gave Yuigahama an OK gesture.

"Hmm!" Voices of approval and recognition came one after another.

"Wow...that's totally different from what you said, okay?" Yuigahama lowered her head apologetically. I'm sorry, I couldn't protect the cultural festival, I couldn't stop these problem children.

"Actually, I have an idea that is much simpler and very feasible." Kato Megumi said suddenly, which rekindled hope in Yuigahama's eyes. Xiaohui has always given her the impression of being very calm. Maybe she was just joking with her occasionally just now, that must be the case!

"What do you think of the stage play?"

"I think this is great!" Yuigahama shouted impatiently, hoping to pull these guys back to the real world from the idea of ​​opening a haunted house. Who would open a haunted house and catch ghosts in person? !

"And we don't have to make up our own story. We can just pick a passage from Dark Souls or Bloodborne. We don't even need to prepare props. As long as the fighting scenes are realistic enough, a lot of shortcomings can be covered up." Another rigorous feasibility analysis. Kato Megumi is worthy of her.

"You mean... a real fight?"

Yuigahama really wanted to roar, really?! Please don't make it sound like it's the same as lip syncing!

"Let's look at the venue, Hikigaya-san." Kato Megumi said with a smile.

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"Teacher Xia Shizi, the deadline is approaching..."

"Stop! I've finished writing it and I'll send it to you now." Hearing the familiar voice on the phone and the skillful opening words urging for submission, Kasumigaoka Utaha sent the manuscript on the spot...

"Oh, Shi-chan, this time it's very good, then I won't bother you anymore." Editor Machida Wanko then hung up the phone.

Just as Shiyu was about to put down her phone, a new message happened to pop up on the screen.

"Unknown contact..." Shiyu murmured, tapping her fingers lightly.

"Teacher Kasumi Shiko, the update is not ready yet? You don't have to participate in the game anymore. Can you be more diligent?"

The fonts in the message appear one by one, and magically come with the sound effects of an old typewriter.

"GANTZ!!" Shiyu roared viciously. This black ball that had already been killed actually sent a message to tease her. The most annoying thing was that she really couldn't do anything about it through the screen.

"What happened, Shiyu?" Coming from outside the room was the girl's somewhat panicked cry and the hurried footsteps on the wooden board.

"It's okay...Xiao..." Looking at the girl who opened the door, Shiyu stammered.

"Really? That's great..."

Xun just didn’t figure out how to explain to his parents that he was still alive, so I still didn’t become a winner in life! ! Shiyu thought with her head in her hands, distraught, but after thinking carefully, could this be an excuse?

Now that the other party knows her idea of ​​wanting everything, what should she do next... Shiyu pondered in worry.

"Hey, Kaoru."

"G?! Eriri-nee, when did you come in?"

"Of course you can't find it."

Hugging Xun from behind, Eriri explored him excitedly, just right.

"What...are you doing here again, Eriri?"

"Come over and play, isn't it okay, Shiyu?"

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200. Lily Group joins the battlefield

The Rubik's Cube floating above the palm of her hand was neatly divided into pieces, and Kasumigaoka Utaha put them back together according to their colors. What happened in Osaka still existed in Utaha's mind, and Utaha knew that she could do more than just this.

A few days ago, Shiyu suddenly heard someone who called himself Professor X saying hello in her mind, "Xavier Academy?" "Even if you pay for my flight, I'm not interested in going there. My own Kaoru and Eriri are here, hehe."

Come to think of it, aren’t my abilities as a mutant a bit diverse? Never mind, as long as they are useful, that’s fine. From now on, I, Kasumigaoka Utaha, will also be a person with super powers.

Ah... why is there no ability to let Word type automatically... Shiyu thought divergently, the Rubik's Cube in her hand was spinning at a high speed, even bringing a hint of coolness.

Playing with the Rubik's Cube, Shiyu dreamed of getting back to the state she was in Osaka that day, um... the state of hugging people on both sides and changing clothes into wedding dresses with a snap of fingers. I remember that I was very close to success, right? Who interrupted me?! When she thought of this, Shiyu couldn't help but grit her teeth. She only hugged a few times, but didn't even have a kiss. What a failure!

“Failure, failure, failure…”

"What are you mumbling about, Shiyu? If you keep spinning this Rubik's Cube, it's going to break." Holding the Rubik's Cube in one hand, Eriri approached Shiyu seemingly casually, but... her eyes were a little out of control...

Although Eriri herself has not experienced it, she has heard from some of her friends who are a little bit better in that aspect that after they return to the room, the first thing they do is reach behind their backs to unbutton their clothes, then directly pull out the object that is bounding their chest from the collar, and finally breathe a sigh of relief. The Shiyu in front of Eriri is in such a state.

The white belt is still worn on Shiyu's head, and her burgundy pupils seem to have a charm that makes people intoxicated. Fortunately, Eriri paid more attention to that snow-white color. Well, the clothes are very white and round.

"Does it look good..." Shiyu asked softly, leaning slightly on the back of the chair, with the untied red tie casually draped over the back of her neck. At this moment, Shiyu looked quite lazy. Ying Lili felt that no matter what she did to her, she would not resist too much. Perhaps... Shiyu would choose a more comfortable posture to cater to her.

Her cheeks flushed uncontrollably, and Eriri lowered her head to hide something, then she discovered a horrible fact...the skirt that Shiyu was wearing was really too short.

Looking at Eriri's guilty behavior, Shiyu raised the corners of her mouth unabashedly. Even with her current self, it was more than enough to deal with Eriri, not to mention that Eriri also had feelings for her. This was simply a route that could not fail. With even more effort, how about taking down Eriri, the yuri comic artist, first.

"Want some material, Eriri? I think I have what you want."

This... this woman! The slightly trembling Eriri could feel the delicate black stockings sliding steadily between her legs, covering her feet.

As Shiyu's legs continued to rise, her extremely short skirt was slowly lifted up. Anticipation, shyness, and all kinds of emotions intertwined together, and Yinglili only forgot herself.

"Ah!" Ying Lili suddenly pressed down her skirt, her legs trembling and clamped together tightly, her face flushed, her...that...that place, was rubbed... The sudden acceleration was too much!

Did I seem to have gone too far? Shiyu turned her head away awkwardly, not daring to look at Eriri. Her toes were noticeably wet after she had just retracted her legs, so that was probably... Too bad, she was actually feeling a little excited.

Shiyu's eyes unconsciously glanced at Eriri's tightly closed legs. After all, Eriri's current movements were very suggestive, weren't they? The ground was still clean. Well, Shiyu also knew that the following sentence might sound a bit...

"Um, this, do you need it?" After thinking for a while, Shiyu picked up a pack of tissues and pretended to look at Eriri normally, and successfully obtained Eriri's expression of despair. Although the possibility was relatively small, Eriri still fantasized that she had not exposed anything, but...what do you mean by handing me the tissue?

“No need...I’m ready.” Wow! What kind of embarrassing PL-AY is this!

"Really...that's good." There were some technical problems when flirting with the girl, so Shiyu couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed, or should we say...was the flirting successful?