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While filling up the ice cups for everyone at the table, Hachiman glanced at someone more subtly: "Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka, I never thought you were such a person."

In addition to the Hikigaya family of three, the people occupying one table in this huge banquet were all acquaintances. Finally, Shizuka Hiratsuka was no longer alone. The green-haired loli who looked about the same age as Rumi was dragging her hand. Oh my, if Hachiman hadn't known that this tornado was legal, he would have wanted to call the police.

You actually seduced such a young little girl, does your father, a policeman, know about this, Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka? Your actions are truly like those of a demon!

You are Xiaojing’s junior, I...I must show the dignity of a master’s wife!

"Hello everyone... I'm Tornado, Xiaojing's... fiancée..." Even the trembling Miss Tornado was still very weak when facing the topic of marriage.

"G? Isn't she your girlfriend?" As soon as she finished speaking, Hiratsuka Shizuka felt her back numb and her neck shrank due to the resentful gaze of Little Tornado. Did I say something wrong?

"You are such a despicable devil who plays with girls' hearts, Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka." Hachiman showed a mocking expression in the locker room.

Why do you use spaces when you speak?!

"To Xiaojing, am I just a girlfriend you play with for a while?"

"I'm not, I didn't, please stop talking nonsense..."

Looking at the flirting scene in front of her, Gudako gently shook the red wine glass in her hand and took a sip of iced wine. These love affairs were boring. At this time, she should focus her attention on the old mother who was in dire straits.

"Senior, is Emiya-san in trouble?" Mashu, who was just a little bit shy, had not yet learned how to be happy. With her back to the table next to her, Kuroyura could only make Mashu feel an inexplicable chill.

Sorry, Emiya-san, I can't really block you guys in the chat group, so... show off, Emiya! Be responsible for the girls you've flirted with!

Speaking of Heroic Spirit Emiya, almost all the pleasure prisoners at the table became excited. The target of persecution is right next to them, suffering both physical and mental torture at all times, while you are sitting in the closest position, appreciating the photo album with your eyes closed. This is what a fan of the FATE series should do!

"That table of cosplay is so interesting, the legendary ex-girlfriend table?"

"Oh? Are you also a member of Shirou x Red A?!"

The young lady in the distance seemed to be talking on a topic that was getting more and more off track.

"Let's discuss the faction dispute at a volume that an old woman might accidentally hear," Gudako suggested.

I heard it very clearly! Gudako! Amid the complicated gazes of Rin, Sakura, Altria, and the magical girl trio, Red A was unable to move, but...

After touching the lucky bag in his pocket, Red A suddenly relaxed. Even if he wanted to ignore it, he couldn't. The girls who were entangled with him, I leave it to you! With the lucky bag of Kong Ming-san, the most reliable man in Chaldea, I, Red A, will definitely reach heaven (happy ending)!

"I watched Altria grow up. How could that man have the heart to reject such a cute, well-behaved girl like her?" said the Jedi Grandmaster and Sword Saint Merlin from Great Britain.

"I saw that Sakura was the heroine in the first version. Look at our Emiya Shirou, he also married a purple-haired passerby. Don't you understand what all these facts show, Merlin-san?"

Turning his head to look at Merlin, Hachiman smiled a winner: "Don't dwell on the glory of the past. There is no ship that can carry King Arthur in the new era. The purple-haired woman is the real chosen one."

Hei Ying at the next table confidently lifted her long hair with a smile on her face. Did anyone here hear it?

"Actually, I like Toosaka Rin more."

Hachiman: Wife, do you have to ruin the show like this?

"I liked Illya more when I was younger... I think Illya is the one that suits Emiya's taste."

That's enough, Hokusai! All of Chaldea knows that Mr. Lu Xun has commented on you!

It turns out that someone has high hopes for me. In order to live a happy life with my brother, I, Illya, must also work harder.

Altria: Why hasn’t the food been served for so long? I’m a little hungry.

377. On the surface, it is a side story of the main story

"Welcome back, Dad, Mom, Illya."

"G?! Brother Shirou, you're back!"

Illya, who was standing at the entrance, was wearing a headdress that looked like she had just returned from a party. She looked at Shirou Emiya with shock. This was the real brother Shirou, not the S-class hero that was always running around on TV.

You are a righteous friend, you still know how to go home! Illya changed into slippers and ran all the way, and ran into Shirou Emiya's arms in anger.

"It hurts, Illya." Shirou Emiya squinted his eyes in pretending to be in pain, with an expression as if he was hit by a UMP4... or a steel plate.

"This is a punishment for my brother for not coming home for so long!" Illya said dissatisfiedly.

"And tell me when you come back so we can go to Kirino's birthday party together."

"Kirito?" Emiya Shirou seemed to have some impression of this name. Who was it...

"Kirino is Daisuke's daughter. Today is her birthday, so Daisuke called a bunch of colleagues to join in the fun, and I took Illya and your mom with me." After explaining, Emiya Kiritsugu casually threw his police officer ID on the table, and then lay down on the sofa. Damn, at such an old age, he still went to a young person's birthday party...

It's actually quite funny. Damn it, Leon had to smear the cake on his face in front of Illya. At that moment, Kiritsugu Emiya knew that the image of him as a dignified police father in his daughter's impression had collapsed.

But it felt really good to slap another piece of cake on Leon's face with a backhand.

Oh my, it would be great if I could also have the magic that could speed up time like in the comics drawn by Shirou. Uh... it seems like a magic trick. Anyway, if I know that trick, I will definitely have an advantage when throwing cakes in the future.

Kiritsugu Emiya, an ordinary policeman, was fantasizing about very ordinary things.

"Shirou smells like a beautiful girl." Irisviel leaned close to Shirou Emiya and sniffed him, saying something that made the entire Emiya family fall into silence. A gratified smile gradually appeared on her mother's face.

Emiya Kiritsugu was suddenly shocked. His son's stupid brain had finally come to his senses! Did he finally figure out how to find a girlfriend?

"Actually... I just wanted to confess my love at first..."

"You're already in your thirties, Emiya Shirou!"

The old father Emiya Kiritsugu roared at his good-for-nothing son, "Do you know how many times your mother has whispered in my ear every night whether Shirou will remain single forever? Why don't we help him find some good girls to date?"

"So I was talking about the beginning, Dad, calm down..."

That scene was like this:

Holding the lightweight iron can in both hands, Kamishiro Rize savored the warm MAX coffee in her hands carefully. "My brother, Shirou, would give her a can of coffee like this every time he came over. This must be the important thing that connects the two of us," Kamishiro Rize thought silently.

Here, I have to mention the taste of this brand of coffee, which is so sweet that it makes your teeth fall out.

It's so sweet. Recently, Shirou and I really feel like we are on a date. Even though we are just walking side by side in a familiar city, this doesn't stop Kamishiro Rize from imagining a better future.

What would happen if I spoke first and failed? I was just a purple-haired female passerby who died from falling steel bars. How could I have so many roles?

"Rise."

What did Shirou just call me?!

"Well... I don't know if you mind, but I'm already over 30 years old, so I look like an old man..."

I seem to be wearing underwear of mismatched colors today. Women's quick thinking in some aspects allowed Kamishiro Rize to instantly see the current situation clearly.

"I'm also over 30, Shirou!" (actually more than that)

"So...aren't we two a perfect match?"

The wind was very loud, but it didn’t matter. After all, Kamishiro Rize shouted very loudly, and the rules of victory had been decided!

......

Even in the comics I created, I tried my best to write a character who was killed by steel bars. "Tokyo Brothers" is a story created by everyone in the story. The life of everyone in the story is so wonderful, and I, Kamishiro Rize, is like an unknown purple-haired female passerby both in reality and in comics.

For a character like himself, the future days will probably be as peaceful and inconspicuous as an NPC. Kamishiro Rize once always believed this.

But...I actually licked it?!

Mrs. Emiya will no longer be a pen name, but a person who lives up to her name, so I, Kamishiro Rize, am the heroine of the new world, hahahaha!!!

No, I have to stay calm. I am surrounded by Shirou's relatives and friends. Wearing a pure white wedding dress, Kamishiro Rize gave the happiest smile to every guest at the banquet. Excited as she was, Kamishiro Rize had already inserted a pen into her temple dozens of times last night and drilled it around. She has now calmed down a little.

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"The Deviljin captured the Rockthief on the field and turned it into its own greatsword, and my attack power increased."

"What?! There is such an effect?!"

Hokusai was very panicked when he saw his Rock Thief Dragon card being fused with Hachiman's Tyrannosaurus card and heard the unique sound effect of the opponent's increased attack power. The stakes of this game were a tentacle of his father that was at least six meters long! How could he lose to a despicable hunter!

"Wait, why can your Traumatoid attack my Hazak! How can a normal dragon attack an ancient dragon?" This is a cheating by the hunter! I, Hokusai, won this battle!

"Tsk tsk, it seems that Miss Katsushika has absolutely no understanding of the ecology of Higurashi."

"The Corpse Hazak is the shame of the ancient dragons, Hokusai-chan." Gudako, who was watching the battle, complained.

"Hehehe, let's find a deserted place to cut the tentacles later. Don't worry, my wife's knife is very sharp. It won't hurt at all, Katsushika-chan." The sinister intention was fully displayed on Hachiman's face, and he looked like a criminal.

“Ah!”

378.Celebrate, she is...

This bowl of sweet soup should be the last dish at the wedding banquet, while the Heroic Spirit Emiya and his loving female friends at the next table always acted as calm as before a storm.

But their ambitions have been completely ignited, just like the immortals who have touched the first fire. Who would be willing to continue to say hello to Emiya in the Chaldea dining hall every day?

We are all thinking about your future, Shirou Emiya. Whether it's N equal parts of brides or N equal parts of corpses, we have opened up possibilities for your future!

That's it. Everyone at Hachiman's table had a faint smile on their face. They were all sincerely happy to help the most hardworking old woman in Chaldea. Wouldn't tomorrow be more interesting because of this?

"Come on, Liumei, eat more green peppers, it's healthy."

"..."

Looking at Hachiman who was kindly putting the green pepper into her bowl, Rumi had already... gotten used to it. Did she really want to see a cute little girl showing a humiliating expression in front of her? This was definitely a bad idea!

Damn, there’s even a small piece of bitter gourd mixed in the middle. Why?

"Speaking of which, we only drank Coke tonight. At a banquet like this, shouldn't we drink something that's easy to taste?"

Lowering his body, Gudako suggested stealthily, "Well, I haven't even tried the ten thousand ways of expressing 'you are still young' before. Now that you are here, why not give it a try?"

"Gudako, didn't you ever drink when you were in Higurashi?"

With an expression that said this Guda was a loser on his face, Hachiman skillfully took out a bottle of wine from under the table. Hunter's barbecue is always accompanied by large glasses of wine. Although Hachiman also struggled with whether he should drink or not, his senior still enlightened him with a brilliant remark.

"Wake up, Xiaoba! You are no longer a human being!"

But why did the seniors ask me to drink less later? I really don't understand, it's obviously fine.

"Come on, Gudako, let Brother Hachiman teach you how to do Dualang."

"Todua-ro? What does that mean?" Looking at the rainbow-colored wine in front of her, Gudako thought for a moment and then decided to fill it up. She was recognized by the Heroic Spirits as the perfect Master, so even if she was drunk, she would still be a cute and delicate girl, there would be absolutely no problem.

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"Hahaha! That's why Heroic Spirits are so interesting!"

The surging waves hit the beach, and the girl who gathered the power of all heroic spirits stood in this guardian land. What happened? After witnessing Gudako drink a glass of wine, Roman decisively used the teleportation of a certain magician school, and it turned out that this decision was right.

"Hachiman-san, is your wine expired?!" Roman shouted, looking at the culprit behind him.