Ministry Action Records

Based on the current situation, Hachiman quickly decided what he needed to think about, such as what name to give the child, whether it would be a boy or a girl, and whether he would have two at once.

"As expected, we still need to pool ideas when it comes to names..." Hachiman muttered, and a powerful voice suddenly reached his ears.

"Celebrate, she is the chosen one who combines the power of Yukino and Hachiman into one, transcends realms, and knows both dreams and reality."

Kato Megumi! What on earth are you talking about? !

"Actually, don't look at me with such incredulous eyes, Hikigaya-kun. Celebrating a friend's joy has always been my little wish, but I haven't found a suitable opportunity to meet my friends before." Kato Megumi spoke calmly and closed the recipe book written by the author in her hand. It felt really different to have a book in her hand while speaking.

"Wait, Kato, you just mentioned her, right?" Twisting his body at a strange angle, Hachiman stared at the girl holding the recipe, "Why, why are you so sure..."

——"My information is going to be exposed! Sister Kato!"

"Anyone who knows you better knows that you prefer daughters. I'm making a wish for you, Hikigaya-kun."

Such flawless words, am I overthinking it?

Coming out of the standing position, Hachiman began to explore this dream world. Since he was already dreaming, it was only a matter of time before he met the child. However, the scenery at the beginning of the dream... was like a mess of things in his memory pieced together.

Behind him was an old western-style house with a towering spire. From the open door, Hachiman could see the operating room-like scene in the depths. This was very much in the style of Yanan.

Then there is the small garden where I am now. What the hell is this empty sarcophagus on the ground? Those black marks must be traces left by high temperatures. Is it a tribute to the ashes?

After complaining about the stone pavilion next to him, Hachiman looked into the distance and saw a dragon-strike ship slowly sailing in the air, which looked very much like the legendary Jackdaw. He always felt that the current situation was...

Is the child inviting his father to play Van game?

"It's a bit hot." As soon as the words fell, a stone was thrown high in front of Hachiman's eyes, and hot mist burst out from the cracks in the ground. Along with it, the distance shook, and the place where he stood was rising.

"What kind of weird dream is this kid having..." Hachiman complained while staggering. After all, the size of the armored dragon under his feet was just like the picture in the document that had been enlarged dozens of times.

Wait! The child must be envious of his father's handsome hunting figure.

"You have been spying, my child." Following his intuition, Hachiman's eyes and two outstretched index fingers pointed in the same direction.

"Roar--!"

Amid the roar, several red demons with weak fire in the Kikube rushed out from the old western-style house and ran flexibly on the back of the armored dragon. Hachiman woke up from his longing in an instant...

This is full of malice, what the hell? !

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"You should come here soon, too, sister."

She affectionately called me her sister, and had an old father who liked to play life-and-death games. As a clever kid, Liu Mei had figured out the girl's true identity from the scant information. Oh my god, she was really her sister, but...

Looking at her sister sticking her head out of the treasure chest, holding the lid and waving at her, Liu Mei could never reach a consensus with her.

"Is this the surprise you prepared for mom and dad? Yimoduo." The two of them wouldn't be so excited to open the treasure chest! Liumei wanted to say this, but... her sister's innocent eyes really made her unable to stop.

My sister who looks exactly like me is so cute~~

"I worked so hard to decide on the treasure chest, so come in soon, sister."

Having said that, it seems that I can only endure the injustice of staying in the narrow treasure chest and hugging my sister tightly. After making a decisive decision, Liumei still did not forget the elf that followed her obediently.

"You can go sightseeing around here by yourself first, Erya."

"G?! It's okay, I can go with you..." Looking at the seemingly small treasure chest not far away, Niya swallowed uncontrollably, and the two Rumi hugged themselves tightly.

"Oh~? Do you want Hachiman to see his two daughters sleeping with a lily elf when he opens the treasure chest? I'm fine, but your sister is just a child. Are you sure you really want to do this?" Liumei whispered in Erya's ear, and her bone claws gently brushed across the elf's white neck, which was slightly pleasing.

"Sister over there, do you want to come in too? Sure, the treasure chest is pretty big."

Life and death are no longer important. This kind of exciting challenge is enough to make me desperate. ——The autobiography of 'Honjo Niya'.

"Why is the treasure chest just an underground entrance..." Erya's pupils gradually lost their color. Namo San, how disappointing.

Complicated wires were plugged into several potatoes, and several 8K-level display screens were hung on the walls of the basement. One of the screens showed a live broadcast of the old father enjoying himself while tumbling.

"Sister, come over here quickly. Click on these patterns to place the corresponding monsters to stop Dad. You can also place them in traps. Let's keep working hard."

Sure enough, Dad really likes the game of life and death. Looking at Dad laughing on the screen, the cute daughter who was only two days old also started laughing.

"Ah! I forgot to pick up Mom!"

"G? Shouldn't we wait until we open the treasure chest before we're discovered?"

"Opening a treasure chest is a happy thing for Dad, but for Mom, watching Dad die is a happy thing. Although I am only two days old, I still know that every time Dad dies while playing games, Mom will laugh beside him."

Liumei was stunned by her sister's confident statement, coupled with that innocent smile...You really love your father deeply, just one more touch.

384. The Secret of Victory

"Sister, let's go and bring mom here quickly!" After pressing buttons randomly to materialize a bunch of thick-skinned monsters in her dream, the daughter thought she could delay it for a while.

"G, as a member of the Hikigaya family, your sister must be able to teleport, right? Why don't you just teleport there? I am just a useless person with nothing to offer except my regeneration speed."

The unscientifically flat floor in the treasure chest room made Liumei feel like she couldn't leave for a moment. It was so flat, as if it had always been there.

"This is too much of a surprise! Stop lying on the floor, Onee-sama!"

"RUA~~!"

Although she was very reluctant, Rumi still did not have the strength to resist her sister. Woohoo~ After all, she was just a child picked up by the Hikigaya family. Stretching out her bony claws, Rumi made her last struggle. However, the moment she left scratches on the ground, Rumi found herself waking up.

What happened to me just now? What kind of throwing tile is this that I have never seen before? Is this my sister's stand ability!

......

Dreams are indeed full of beautiful things. Looking at the cats surrounding her and the cute pandas waving at her, Yukino truly felt that pure happiness, just like her own dreams when she was a child.

Even the little Liumei has turned into two. Is this the state of reaching heaven?

"Come here, let mommy hug you, Liumei."

"Mom~~"

It was really a dream. In reality, Liu Mei would never call her mom so cutely and run over to hug me. Woohoo, in real life, Liu Mei, please be so considerate too! !

At this moment, the real Liu Mei couldn't help but twitch her eyes. She wondered what it felt like to see a sister who looked exactly like her acting like a spoiled child. She was trembling~~.

"Why doesn't Liumei No. 2 come over to hug mommy? Don't you even want to hug mommy in your dreams?" She wiped her eyes with great acting skills, and Yukino seemed to be sobbing: "The Liumei in Cricket's dream is so real, hum~~"

Unable to bear it any longer, Rumi rolled her eyes at Yukino, "That's enough, I am Rumi, Oga-san——"

It really seems like the real Rumi. While she was standing there in a daze, unable to think, Yukino was still being rubbed by the dreamy Rumi in her arms. Oh my~~ Rumi should have evolved into such a caring little cotton-padded jacket.

"Actually, you are pregnant, Yukino." Rumi told the truth expressionlessly.

"How can a child say such things?" Waving her hands to fool Rumi, Yukino muttered softly, "I have been paying attention the whole time."

"Sister is right, Mom!"

"Um?!"

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The truth hidden behind this dream is domestic violence against me, Hikigaya Hachiman!

Why, why did Hachiman notice this? Perhaps it was because of the familiar-looking old man in front of him.

The old but not at all hunched body stood tall on the mountain. In front of him was an opponent who had the same appearance as the adult who had understood the true meaning of swordsmanship. He slowly grasped the hilt of the sword, and his sharp eyes, which were perfectly formed, were fully displayed in this CG-like scene.

Yes, compared to the swordsman Isshin's appearance, Hachiman feels more familiar with the swordsmanship. After several confrontations, he can completely imagine Yukino sitting in front of the screen and playing van games with him with a controller in hand.

It's a bit embarrassing to say this, it's just like Yukino is trying to conquer me. Oh~~ We are already an old married couple, this is too much.

"Your dad must be thinking about something disgusting." Looking at the live broadcast on the screen, the player Xueno's expression became very disgusted.

"G? How does mom know that?" Leaning in her mother's arms, the two-day-old daughter raised her head cutely, very curious.

Why? Because the 8K resolution screen has fully displayed Hachiman's lewd smile of joy. It is too embarrassing to smile like this in front of his daughter! Hachiman!

"Well, should I say something about this...I was obviously here first." Looking at her sister in her mother's arms, Liu Mei couldn't help but sigh. This is what is bound to happen when having a second child. As the eldest daughter, she felt neglected by her parents.

Are you kidding? I'm already an adult who's about to enter junior high school, how could I have such childish thoughts, huh.

So... I will become a sister star if I study in the United States! Let my sister realize the truth of the world - just having a sister is enough.

Then you stupid parents can just bite your handkerchief unwillingly!

Such a perfect battle plan! Liumei had to raise her hands and hold her head. She said that she was trembling. As the one who was always held high in the Hikigaya family, Liumei always wanted to resist, whether it was her parents or her grandparents.

I have always wanted to see it, to see their expressions of jealousy towards me. This is the chance. Goodbye, my high-spirited future, and my helplessness.

"Hahahaha!" Unable to help herself, Liu Mei laughed wildly. The distorted expression on her face made the elf Erya, who was acting as a bootlicker next to her, look incredulous. The contrast was so cute and awesome.

Why did Liumei suddenly laugh so scary... The shrill laughter made Yukino shiver. No, she couldn't be so easily affected by the environment when playing games, especially when facing a powerful BOSS.

"Watch out, daughter. Your dad can't beat mom." As Yukino tightened her grip on the handle, the swordsman Isshin on the screen also tightened his grip on the hilt. A handle that could reflect the user's true skills like this could probably only be created in such a fantasy dream.

"Come on, mom."

My daughter, who is the size of an elementary school student, gave a baby voice of encouragement. Axue came back to life... Who the child will stick to more in the future depends on this battle!

Yukino manipulated the handle with full fighting spirit, thinking that this would allow her to use...

"Ashina-ryu: Air-breaking Cross Slash!" Stepping forward, Xue Yixin slashed out with his blade. Decisiveness means victory. Ashina-ryu is the best in the world!

Arad style is Arad style! You scumbag swordsman just said the word "break through the air", right?

“Ding! Ding!”

Sparks scattered between the ironwork ignited the grass, and instead of being extinguished by the breeze, the fire spread faster. While the funds were burning in a strange place, Hachiman also blocked the attack that came through the air.

"Haha, just like the first time we met, defeat will still be your ending." Holding the Broken Sword, Hachiman knew that his handsome side was definitely not only seen by Yukino. You were also watching your mother play games, right? My child!

"The first time we met was when my car almost hit you."

Seeing the subtitles, Yukino in the treasure room made a subtle complaint, but what Hachiman said does make sense. Even if I personally participated in the domestic violence, it would be difficult to determine the winner. However, the one who holds the controller as the player and holds the secret to victory is me, Hachiman~~

In an interface that Hachiman couldn't see, Yukino switched the item bar to the Old Hunter Bell, but there was no rush, so she decided to have a one-on-one fight of justice first.

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385. I am the filial daughter

"You want me to be defeated just through the screen, aren't you too naive?"