Ministry Action Records

"Hahaha, what a group of energetic young people." Joseph walked over with a laugh and put his hand on Hikigaya's shoulder.

"Brother Hikigaya, the adventure with you guys is really interesting, but we probably have to say goodbye now." Joseph suddenly said goodbye to Hikigaya.

"Huh? Are you leaving now, Joseph-san? Actually, we are planning to play in Egypt for a few days. If you don't mind, you can come along. It will be happier with more people." Hikigaya tried to keep Joseph and his group. Something unexpected had happened in his plan. If Joseph and his group left now, then Eriri's love for Jotaro... wouldn't come true... He had promised solemnly that he would help.

"Although it sounds like a good idea, we still have something very important to do." Joseph no longer looked nonchalant, his eyes became serious and solemn.

"There is a man named DIO. He has a close relationship with our Joestar clan. If I were to describe him, he is definitely the worst of the worst. Even compared to the monsters, his evil is even purer. Finding him and killing him is the purpose of our trip."

"Heh, Joseph-san, you told me on the plane that you were here for a trip." Hikigaya joked. He could feel Joseph's determination from his words. Hikigaya no longer focused on keeping them. A group of men came from afar just to have sex with another man. In such a story, uncle, are you the protagonist who walked out of that passionate young man? Is there room for a little girl's love story in such a man's story? What else can be done about Eriri's matter except putting it aside? Alas, it's all over.

"Haha, there will be a trip. After things are resolved, we will go and have fun for a few days. How can we not have fun after coming all the way to Egypt? I am also looking forward to this trip abroad, old man." Joseph returned to his heroic attitude and laughed.

"Well... do you need help, Joseph-san?" After hesitating for a moment, Hikigaya finally said it.

"No need. We are stronger than we were at the beginning. DIO, let us Joestars defeat him. Hikigaya, you should go back to class. I don't remember that it is holiday time now."

"By bringing up this kind of thing, you're going to overturn our friendship, Joseph-san." Hikigaya said with a smile.

"Young people always don't like to listen to the teachings of their elders."

"Haha, since you said you don't need help, then we won't follow you. But you should still accept these things. They may be useful in battle."

"What is this?" Joseph took the packages of small things wrapped in linen thrown to him by Hikigaya, pressed them, and found that there seemed to be some powdery substance inside.

"The recovery dust has the same effect as the green potion I gave you before. It's used to heal injuries, but it's more convenient to use. Just pull the small rope that binds the cloth and sprinkle it upwards. It can also be used flexibly during battle." Hikigaya explained, and demonstrated the action of sprinkling upwards.

"It's indeed a very convenient and useful thing. I won't be polite then." Without rejecting Hikigaya's kindness, Joseph collected the bags of dust.

"Then goodbye, Hikigaya brothers, and Ms. Yukinoshita, Eriri, and Ms. Hiratsuka Shizuka." Joseph shouted as he turned and left. Jotaro, Kakyoin Noriaki and others who were further away also waved to Hikigaya and the others with a smile.

Hikigaya: "Goodbye, Joseph-san."

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Goodbye, old man."

Eriri: "Goodbye, uncles."

Yukinoshita: "Goodbye, Joseph-san."

"Uncle, are they just going back like this? Don't they want to have dinner together or something?" Eriri asked. Joseph and Hikigaya were talking just now and no one else paid attention to them. It was only after hearing Joseph say goodbye that she, Yukinoshita, and Hiratsuka Shizuka came over to say goodbye.

After Eriri finished speaking, Yukinoshita gave Hikigaya a look, as if asking a question.

After returning a glance to Yukinoshita, Hikigaya said, "Joseph-san said they had something very important to do, so I didn't bother them."

"Oh. Is that so?" Eriri said, not seeming to care too much, but in the eyes of Yukinoshita and Hikigaya this expression had a completely different meaning.

"It's okay, Eriri, we will definitely meet again." Hikigaya comforted.

"Hmm?" Eriri didn't understand. Although she felt it was a pity, wasn't the atmosphere too heavy? She felt like there was something very important that she didn't know...

"Don't think too much, Eriri. Let's have fun. Let's travel to Egypt together." Yukinoshita put her hands on Eriri's shoulders and said in a tone that sounded natural and cheerful.

Eriri looked back in surprise. Huh? Even Yukinoshita is like this? These two people must be hiding something from me.

"Let's go, let's go. I want to try what the fried spider tastes like." Hikigaya noticed something and quickly said something full of complaints to change the subject.

"Exploding spiders? Are you still interested in this kind of thing, Hikigaya?" The diversion was successful.

"I'm quite curious." Hikigaya nodded repeatedly, and Yukinoshita also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Let's go too. You can eat whatever fried food you want." Shizuka Hiratsuka had already sat in the driver's seat and started the engine.

"Let's go, let's go." Yukinoshita echoed from the side.

With a hint of suspicion, Eriri, Yukinoshita, and Hikigaya got into the car, still sitting in the same seats as at the beginning. Eriri sat in the front passenger seat, while Yukinoshita and Hikigaya sat in the back seat.

In the moving SUV, Yukinoshita and Hikigaya, who were sitting in the back seat, exchanged glances and nodded slightly. Since Eriri cannot be reached, we will take good care of her.

58. Special snacks

Perhaps it is because Egypt has no cold season, or perhaps it is for the convenience of praying at any time, but no matter how the seasons change, most people on the streets of Egypt walk through the four seasons in a pair of slippers, which makes their steps look very slow and leisurely, and also makes the overall pace of life here more relaxed.

At this time, the four people from Sobu High School who had parted with Jotaro and his group were also wandering in some city in Egypt wearing slippers for a better travel experience. Eriri, Yukinoshita and Hiratsuka Shizuka all chose flip-flops, and their toes trembled slightly like tender lotus buds. After all, they are all beauties, and their toes are pleasing to the eye.

As for Hikigaya, he felt that flip-flops that pressed against the gaps between toes were a completely anti-human design, and went against the idea that normal people wear slippers for greater comfort, so he chose ordinary sandals. Maybe because the size wasn't right, after walking for a long time, Hikigaya's toes completely protruded. Many people must have had this experience, but it doesn't really matter. After all, who has the time to pay attention to a man's toes?

"Hey, Hikigaya, so you weren't kidding? Are you really going to eat this stuff?!" Eriri was standing in front of a shop with Hikigaya and others, buying snacks. The golden oil was crackling in the hot pan. She had to admit that it smelled very fragrant. The taste did whet Eriri's appetite, but when she saw the iron basin full of the black stuff, Eriri instantly lost her appetite.

"Look at this fragrant Erika pear. I know it does look unacceptable to most people, but it's a pity to miss out on a delicacy just because of its appearance." Hikigaya's eyes were always on the most distinctive plate among the pile of snacks.

"Boss, which one is the best?" Hikigaya asked with a smile.

"This is the most delicious of all the fried spiders. You will definitely not be disappointed." The boss pointed with his finger, his tone revealing full confidence.

Hikigaya looked in the direction the boss pointed. The spider was quite big, probably as big as a palm. He could clearly see the salt and chili powder on it, but judging from the smell he smelled, there should be other seasonings as well. Generally speaking, it was no different from ordinary fried snacks, except that the ingredients were a little special.

"Let's try ten first." After paying, the boss quickly packed them up and handed them to Hikigaya.

Because he didn't want to get too much oil on his hands, Hikigaya carefully picked up a fried spider between the thumb and index finger of his right hand. It had been out of the pan not too long ago and he could still feel the heat from the places it touched. The seasoning and the fried body felt particularly rough.

"Here, do you want to eat?" Holding the fried spider in one hand, Hikigaya held a whole bag of snacks in the other hand and handed it to Yukinoshita, Eriri and Hiratsuka Shizuka.

Hikigaya had already stuffed half of the fried spider into his mouth, and when his tongue accidentally touched the shell covered with seasoning, the first thing he felt was the perfect salty and spicy taste, tempting everyone to take a bite.

"Crunch..." The crispy outer shell was gently broken. Hikigaya bit the belly, and the gravy spurted out from the bitten place. At the same time, he could feel the soft and tender meat inside. It would be difficult to have such a taste if it was replaced with other larger ingredients.

"Hmm~, it tastes like... chicken, and the texture is very similar to cod. It's really good?" Hikigaya said incoherently while chewing, with even half of the spider exposed, swaying around as Hikigaya chewed.

"Can you finish eating before talking... and can't you just swallow it whole?" Eriri said with a frown on her face. She always felt that one of her values ​​was decreasing as the half of the spider that Hikigaya was biting shook.

"Crack...Crack..." Such a sound came out of Hikigaya's mouth.

"Spider legs are also super crispy, and taste like potato chips," Hikigaya continued.

"Isn't it so delicious? Let me try it too." Shizuka Hiratsuka rolled up her sleeves, reached into the bag, picked out a fried spider and stuffed the whole thing into her mouth.

“Crack, crunch…”

"This taste is not good. I feel like I'm going to get addicted to it." A more obvious sound came from Shizuka Hiratsuka's mouth, and it was obvious that she was biting very fast.

"Then let me try it too." Yukinoshita also reached for the bag.

"Are you going to eat it too, Yukinoshita? Don't you think this thing looks disgusting? Can you really eat it? I think this is completely dark cuisine." Eriri couldn't believe that she was the only one who couldn't accept the dish of fried spiders.

"But it smells really good, doesn't it? Hiratsuka Shizuka and Hikigaya also said it's good." Yukinoshita gave a reason that Eriri couldn't refute.

"Uh...that's exactly what I said..." Eriri murmured.

"Hiss~ It's so hot." As soon as her hand touched the snack, Yukinoshita instantly pulled her hand back and shook it outside.

"Is it hot? I don't think so." Hikigaya looked puzzled and prepared to swallow the other half of the fried spider into his mouth.

"Don't move! Hikigaya!" Yukinoshita suddenly shouted while staring at Hikigaya.

I don't know what happened, but Hikigaya stopped all movements instantly.

"Give me a spider leg so I can try it first." Yukinoshita continued, raising her hand and reaching towards Hikigaya.

"Crack..." The crisp sound sounded very wonderful, which showed that the dish was really fried very crispy. Yukinoshita pulled off a spider leg from Hikigaya and nodded. Well, it was just as she thought, not hot at all.

“Crack…”

"Yeah, it does taste like potato chips." Yukinoshita said.

"Of course. Why would I lie to you?" Hikigaya swallowed the half of the fried spider that was missing a leg and continued chewing. Well, although this half was a little cold, it felt different from the hot half.

I have a not-so-elegant word in my mind, but I don't know whether I should say it out loud. After all, I am quite concerned about my image, Ying Lili thought to herself. Thousands of words can be summed up in one sentence: MMP. It's really hard to guard against.

"Hmm..." Shizuka Hiratsuka closed her eyes and enjoyed the snack, oblivious to what was happening outside.

"Oh..." Ying Lili sighed softly, gave up struggling, and decided to try it herself. She picked up a fried spider with her hand and quickly stuffed it into her mouth without even looking at it.

"It smells so good..." Eriri murmured as she felt the wonderful taste in her mouth.

"So where are we going now?" Ying Lili asked. The four of them finished their snacks one by one in no time and were wiping the oil off their fingers with tissues.

"Uh... if it's Egypt, the Pyramids? The Sphinx?" Hikigaya couldn't think of anything, and even he felt that the suggestions he made were very bad.

"Pyramids? We just came out of the ruins of a pharaoh... As for the Sphinx? We tore several of them apart with our hands not long ago..." Yukinoshita said depressedly.

"To be honest, I felt like vomiting when I went to the pyramids in my dream." Eriri also joined in the complaints.

"A bunch of kids, come with me. I have booked a hotel at the Red Sea Resort, the seaside and the beach." Hiratsuka Shizuka raised her cell phone and said to Hikigaya and the other two.

"Oh, as expected of teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka, you have easily accomplished things that we cannot do." The three newbies looked at the big boss Shizuka Hiratsuka with admiration.

59. Hiratsuka Shizuka wants to call the police

The body is constantly striving to become stronger, and the spirit is constantly thinking deeply. This sentence well summarizes Hikigaya Hachiman's life in Nippori besides hunting. This sentence is probably also the pursuit of every hunter in Nippori.

Because of this, Hikigaya is no longer the Hikigaya who always liked to be alone, nor is he the skinny shut-in. His figure is gradually becoming more like that of Higurashi. Although he does not have exaggerated muscles like Jotaro, he also has a body that seems to be forged in a furnace. However, if you were to say what the most direct impact of staying in Higurashi for such a long time is on Hikigaya, it is probably his standing posture. Just like he looks like now, with his feet slightly apart, one shoulder higher than the other, and his head tilted, not knowing what he is looking at or thinking about, which is quite charming.

Let me say one more thing, please do not stare at this standing posture for too long, because it is also staring at you. If you are shrouded in darkness, you will never be able to turn back.

Hikigaya was standing very charmingly in a pair of swimming trunks, walking barefoot on the smooth beach, facing the Red Sea. Looking at the beautiful red and green sea, the cool and comfortable sea breeze blew on Hikigaya's face. Although the resort was backed by the desert, the sea had completely covered up the scorching heat.

"Hey, Hikigaya." Without changing his standing posture, Hikigaya looked in the direction of the voice. His head tilted to an almost twisted angle, but it was still out of reach, so Hikigaya chose to tilt his head back. Finally, Hiratsuka Shizuka, Eriri, and Yukinoshita, who were wearing swimsuits, appeared in his sight. Hiratsuka Shizuka waved and shouted to Hikigaya, looking extremely excited.

"Oh, what three beautiful ladies." Hikigaya turned around and whistled like a gangster.

The black bikini shows off Shizuka Hiratsuka's perfect and mature figure. At this time, she and Hikigaya are the bustiest members of the Sobu High School group. Her aura is full of queen. Didn't you see the shining eyes of the little fan girl next to her? Wait? Why is it a little fan girl? Hikigaya is confused. And the purple-haired girl with twin ponytails over there seems to be a famous actress of Houbunsha. Should she go get an autograph or take a photo? She is a member of the vast Houbun fans.

"How about it, Hikigaya." Yukinoshita was wearing a white bikini, a straw hat decorated with a black bow covering her beautiful long black hair, and a tropical skirt. To be honest, she looked like the spokesperson for this beach, but Hikigaya certainly wouldn't say that. It would be too frivolous to use it as a compliment to say that she looked like she was here to shoot a commercial.

"It's very good. I like it very much." Hikigaya said with a smile.

"Indeed, it's a very nice sea." With a faint smile, Yukinoshita walked to Hikigaya's side. The cool sea water hit their feet. Their shadows were side by side in the sun. It was probably a nice scene, but Yukinoshita's long black hair was blown everywhere by the sea breeze, making Hikigaya feel a little itchy on his arms.

"Haha, I thought you were asking me how I was dressed." Hikigaya bent down and poured sea water on his arms, saying casually.

"..." Yukinoshita lowered her head and was silent for a while, put her hands behind her back, then turned around and kicked the sea water onto Hikigaya.

"You're right, that's what I'm asking." Looking at Hikigaya dodging the sea water, Yukinoshita laughed and said softly.

"I'm going to go to the sea to calm down. Do you want to come with me, Shizuka Hiratsuka?" Eriri, wearing a red bikini, said that she was already very accustomed to such scenes and could deal with such situations normally. Just ignore it. There is no need to care about it, right? Fortunately, there are still two people in the Service Club, otherwise how uncomfortable she would be in the future. Wait... No, aren't Shidou and Tohka the same as these two people? ! So she is the only single dog in the whole department? Two words suddenly appeared in Eriri's mind: "loser". It's impossible. How could she be a "loser"? Eriri shook her head frantically to get rid of the two words in her mind. When I go back, I will trick that fat woman Kasumi Akiha into the Service Club. Betting on my name, Sawamura Spencer Eriri, I will definitely become a winner in life! Everything is false, everything is allowed!

As expected, she has gone crazy... This child, Eriri, has started to fantasize about strange things.