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The Hikigaya household is quite lively today.

140. The explosion is still going on

"Oh my God...you even tied your hair into twin ponytails. How can I explain to my mother that Gaia is just a little girl who came here to play? Look at my mother's expression now. If I tell her that you misunderstood and Gaia is not your granddaughter, will she beat me to death..." In the kitchen, Hachiman and Yukino were whispering to each other, glancing at a certain place from time to time. Gaia's twin ponytails were tied by Yukinoshita, and there was no way to wash away this fact. Now, Gaia was playing happily with Hikigaya's mother.

“You haven’t figured out how to deal with this?!” Yukinoshita, who was cutting cabbage calmly, suddenly became stunned. The knife stopped in the air and she stood there in a daze.

"Haha, your expression is quite appropriate. But if you think you can scare me like this, you are wrong. Yukinoshita, tell me your plan quickly." Hikigaya Hachiman urged, nodding very affirmatively.

"I... I didn't, why do you think so..." Yukinoshita was even more confused. Did she say anything? Nothing! She couldn't imagine what made Hikigaya so confident. What was going on in his mind when she was cutting vegetables?

"From the time you came out of the room until you came here to help in the kitchen, even when you were cutting the cabbage, you showed a calmness as if you had everything under control. I saw it all from the side. I know you are very steady, so... hurry up and tell me what method your invincible brain has come up with. It would be better for us to cooperate with each other in advance, otherwise I'm afraid that just relying on eye contact won't be enough." Hikigaya explained.

"Although what you said makes sense, and I almost believe that it is really the case with you, but..." Yukinoshita lowered her head and silently cut vegetables without saying anything else. The atmosphere between the couple fell into a strange silence.

"Then...what should I do next?" His mouth trembled unconsciously. Hikigaya thought, wait, he is not fighting alone, Komachi is here to help attract fire. Glancing at Komachi who was fidgeting and Komachi No. 2 who was grinning foolishly, Hikigaya felt much better instantly. If the explosion is going to happen, then brother and sister can do it together. That's what a family should do.

"Oh, you're panicking now. Just now, when your aunt said you received a surprise, you actually said to her... As long as you like it?! This is the best time to explain, and you just... admitted it? I thought you had some backup plan for that move and that's why you acted so calm. I didn't expect you were counting on me..." Yukinoshita said she was very tired.

"Then now I've become a weird person who brings his child along when meeting the parents for the first time..." Yukinoshita murmured helplessly.

"By the way, cut the radish over there as well, and cut it thinner."

"Oh."

"Actually, I think what I need to explain to mom is not very complicated. First, I met you, and by chance we skipped the romance phase, I proposed to you, and then it happened. This kind of thing is very common in ordinary families. I can just tell mom everything as it is, and I think she will understand what happened right away." Hikigaya said in a normal tone. After all, as he said, this was not a very complicated matter.

"Oh, and then we had a daughter who looked like she could go to elementary school, and she was named Hikigaya Gaia, a super weird-sounding name. During this period, even your parents thought that their son was a guy who couldn't even find a girlfriend. Do you think this is normal?" Expressionless and full of disgust, this sentence is probably the most vivid portrayal of Yukinoshita at this time.

"Tsk... Gaia's calling of "Dad" is really timed, he must be doing it on purpose..." Hikigaya said in annoyance.

"Actually, you just need to tell the truth. Auntie won't really think that a child this old is ours. Just now, she couldn't accept too much information at once. I think she has realized now that she misunderstood and was just playing with Gaia." Yukinoshita said slowly, sorting out Hikigaya's thoughts.

"That's right..." Hikigaya nodded, and thought about what kind of identity Gaia should be given. An adopted child? A kid from next door? Wait, Yukinoshita's sister seems to make sense. Calling her dad can be considered a child's play, like playing house.

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Little Gaia seems a little old... Even if he is taller, the time doesn't match... But Hachiman just admitted it, and the appearance of this child... Thinking of this, Mother Hikigaya glanced at Yukinoshita in the kitchen. Well, this is very close. The most important thing is to look at this little guy. He is as cute as Komachi when he was a child. Forget it, never mind. Hold him in your arms and no one can snatch him away!

"Little Gaia, come here and let grandma kiss you." With her arms open, Hikigaya's mother smiled.

"No, grandma's saliva is all over Gaia's face. I'm going to my aunt." Wiping her face with her little hands in disgust, Gaia turned around and threw herself into Komachi's arms, and someone's heart was broken into pieces.

Holding Gaia, my mother can't do anything to me for the time being, so... what should I do next! ! Komachi roared in her heart. If I use the command spell to summon Lancelot and make him look like me, the three Komats will scare my mother to faint at the same time... Are you kidding me, how can I be a girl who plays with fire...

What should I do, mom? This classmate of mine looks exactly like me! Haha... How can I possibly get away with this...

Long-lost twin sister?! My mom can’t possibly not know how many children she has given birth to. It’s more reliable to say that she has awakened superpowers, emmm…

There are now two daughters... Oh no, that one is Komachi. Hikigaya's mother's eyes kept shifting between the two Komachis, there is no difference at all!

My daughter doesn't talk. I've been waiting. What's the situation with the other Komachi? I only gave birth to one... But no matter how I look at it, it looks like twins. I don't remember. The baby kept crying when it was born. God knows how many were born. Maybe the doctor didn't find it during the B-ultrasound, and the nurse made a mistake. The baby was taken home by a stranger and raised. The child who found out the truth many years later wants to find his real family...

Woohoo... Mom is sorry for you, Hikigaya... Just call her Little D. Hikigaya's mother, who had imagined millions of words in her mind, became sad after thinking of a name for her daughter, who she was not sure whether she was the eldest or second daughter.

Could it be that my husband knew about this, so he specially asked me to come back for dinner? Maybe he had been looking for Xiao D for many years before he finally found her.

"Komachi..." Hikigaya's mother said nervously. Komachi, who was holding Gaia, was shaken all over. Her mother was going to ask some questions!

"I'm back." Father Hikigaya makes his first appearance and joins the battlefield.

Hearing the footsteps, Hikigaya's mother guessed that her husband was about to walk into the hall, so she prepared her words and spoke,

"Dad, we have a daughter who has been wandering around...right?"

"Pah..." The briefcase in his hand fell to the ground helplessly, his wife with tears in her eyes, two small towns sitting together... a cute little girl whose identity was unknown, and Hikigaya's father stood still. What happened? Did I open the door in the wrong way?

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I was shocked. What was my mom thinking? Komachi watched her mother's actions in amazement. She felt that things were getting out of control.

"Grandpa." Gaia greeted in a baby voice.

"Heh--" Covering his heart, Hikigaya's father took a deep breath. This name was too exciting, and his heart couldn't bear it... Didn't they say that she was a daughter who was living outside? What's the matter with this granddaughter who is so old? ! I just saw that she didn't come back to have a meal with Komachi and Hachiman for a long time, and I just wanted to come back once. What happened? ! What did I miss? !

In the kitchen, Hikigaya and Yukinoshita's cheeks were puffed up, and they were struggling to hold back from laughing out loud.

The Hikigaya household is still exploding.

PS: Playing with fire is actually a sensitive word..

141. Hikigaya Komachi No.

In the silent atmosphere, time seemed to slow down. This was the same for Komachi, who was extremely panicked, and Hikigaya's parents, who had no idea what was going on and suddenly had three more people in the house. As for Hachiman, he just brought a wife home, there was nothing to be afraid of. Finally, it was time for dinner.

......

"Boom...Boom...Boom..." The pleasant and dynamic sound spread in the quiet Hikigaya home.

At this moment, the Hikigaya family and...well, no and, just the Hikigaya family, who were sitting around the dining table, all stopped what they were doing without exception. Several pairs of chopsticks even stayed in mid-air as if frozen. Only the beef ball that bounced repeatedly on the ground and the clock that was quietly turning on the wall made people realize that this was not a static world.

"Thirteen... Fourteen... Is that the end?" Yukinoshita murmured, her eyes finally stopped at the meatball rolling on the floor. The meatball was finally held down by Kamakura's claws, and after sniffing it a few times...

"Is it delicious?" Yukinoshita looked at Kamakula curiously. The little guy seemed to be chewing hard.

"Meow~"

"It looks delicious." Kamakula squinted his eyes and licked the flesh on his paws with his tongue, looking like he was enjoying it very much.

"Amazing... Why is this beef ball so elastic?" As the culprit that caused the beef ball to fall to the ground, Gaia's eyes were filled with excitement, as if he had monitored an unknown alien world.

Because that's the beef from the golden lion...

"Dad, I want to learn how to cook. This, I want to learn this, it's fun." Gaia, who was sitting next to Hachiman, raised her little hand and pulled the corner of Hachiman's clothes, pointed to the meatballs on the table, and said expectantly.

"Okay, okay, I'll teach you when I have time..." Hachiman said helplessly.

"Dad is the best! Gaia wants to be dad's bride when she grows up." Gaia said without thinking, with an innocent smile on her face.

Oh, look at this innocent smile. Hikigaya couldn't help but think of what Gaia said when they were having a barbecue in Eriri's garden: "I, Gaia, want to pursue surprises." I think you want to pursue pleasure and put me to death, right?! While complaining in his heart, Hachiman secretly glanced at Yukinoshita. Fortunately, this was a smile of understanding. Hachiman looked at Yukinoshita who smiled and nodded at him, and understood. He understood everything.

"Gaia, do you still want to eat the rainbow bread that your dad bought you last time? You like it very much, right?" Yukinoshita took action! In one encounter, she subdued Gaia who wanted to make trouble.

However, not everyone is so calm.

"Bang!" Hikigaya's mother slammed the chopsticks in her hand onto the dining table, shaking even the rice bowl beside her. Her intimidating aura shocked the entire audience.

"Son, help mom get the bottle of oolong tea in the room, and add ice to it. You know which bottle I'm talking about." Hikigaya's mother smiled kindly.

"Oh..."

"I want one too, with some wolfberries in it." Hikigaya's father raised his hand.

Why do you add wolfberries to iced vodka?! Hachiman shouted in his heart. He could guess that his mother said that oolong tea was probably not very open because of Gaia and Yukinoshita. Why did you join in the fun and add wolfberries?! Are you trying to create a healthy image?

There's probably only vodka in mom's room, Komachi thought silently.

"Here, your oolong tea." Hachiman came back and placed two cups of oolong tea-colored drinks in front of his parents.

“Gulp…Gulp…Crack——!”

"I felt like I was awake all of a sudden." Biting the ice in her mouth, Hikigaya felt that she had prepared herself mentally. It was time to listen to Hachiman and Komachi's explanation! There were suddenly three more people at the dinner table!

"Hachiman, Komachi, why don't you tell mom about...your...surprise?" Hikigaya's mother said, her eyes sweeping from Yukinoshita, Gaia, and...Little D.

"Yeah." The father on the side nodded quickly. In fact, he had been curious for a long time, but since his wife hadn't said anything, he could only wait. Of course, this was not because he was afraid of his wife. He was a good husband. Could he be controlled by his wife? No.

Now should be the time for me to show up, Yukinoshita thought a little nervously, and slowly stood up.

"Well... let me introduce myself first. Nice to meet you, uncle and aunt. My name is Yukinoshita Yukino, and I'm Hachiman's classmate. Now... I'm Hachiman's wife. Please give me your guidance in the future!" Yukinoshita sat down again and held Hachiman's hand tightly. Although Hachiman always told her that his parents would wake up laughing if they knew he found a wife, he would still be very nervous at this time. Are they satisfied with him? He just stuttered when he spoke...

"Haha, Xiaoxue, right... Yeah." Looking at Yukinoshita, Hikigaya's mother nodded frequently. After all, Hachiman was her own son, and he did have some abilities. It's just that... usually he brings his girlfriend home, so why did he just make her his wife? Never mind, it's just a small detail. Now things are more stable.

"Feeling..." The mother's inexplicable pause made Yukinoshita's heart rise. What was she feeling? !

"You are very suitable for using a sword. Haha, just kidding. I am also a bit weird." Waving her hand, Hikigaya's mother said casually.

"Indeed, the sword style tends to be swift." Hikigaya's father commented, and then his wife patted his head and he stopped talking.

Who are your parents?! I was seen through! Turning to look at Hachiman, Yukinoshita's face was filled with these words.

I don't know! Staring at Yukinoshita with wide eyes, Hachiman quietly spread his hands under the table.

I'm surprised. Are there any skills like Intuition EX in my parents' skill templates?! Hey, hey, hey, Komachi, I grew up in an ordinary family. My life was ordinary until I went to Chaldea, right?

Swallowing in fear, Komachi no longer knew how to cover up the matter of Komachi No. 2. If she lied, she would definitely be discovered! Woohoo... Originally, I was supposed to be watching my brother's performance calmly from the side, why did it turn out like this.

Number Two, you are actually eating so happily. Looking at Number Two Komachi who is picking up dishes as if no one is around, with both sides of her cheeks stuffed full of all kinds of food, Komachi feels like crying but has no tears.

"Do you want to eat too?" Noticing that the original body was looking at him, No. 2 picked up a tempura shrimp and handed it to Komachi's mouth.

Hunger is the enemy. Remembering what Altria always said, Komachi opened her mouth and accepted the food. Woo...it smells so good.

Little D is feeding Komachi, and he has no regrets anymore. Seeing this scene, Hikigaya's mother has an expression of sublimation on her face.

"Then what about Gaia? Even though she calls you mom and dad, she can't be your biological daughter. Even being your biological daughter... doesn't make sense at all." Seeing that his wife had lost the ability to organize her words, Hikigaya's father took over the topic.

"What do you mean, little Gaia is going to leave me?" The power of "your mother will always be your mother" instantly enveloped everyone's heart. The mother, who was originally immersed in the happiness of her two daughters, suddenly had a dangerous look in her eyes.

"Don't worry... Mom, Gaia... is adopted by Yukino and I. You can treat her as your own granddaughter. I promise that you will see her every time you come back."

"Yeah." Hikigaya's mother nodded with satisfaction.

"About that little D matter..." Hikigaya's mother stammered.

"Little D?"

"It's just... it's another Komachi. It has to have a name. What do you think of Xiao D?"

"Little D... my name... my own name, the name my mother gave me, is it really okay..." Covering his chest with both hands, No. 2 no longer had the lively feeling of Komachi. He just muttered to himself, his eyes gradually becoming moist.

"Of course... from now on you will be called Hikigaya Xiao D. You are my Komachi's sister." Seeing Xiao D about to cry, Komachi couldn't help but get nervous. She felt... very heartbroken.

"Is it possible... I am just a cyborg, can I really become your family, is it really possible..."

"Cyborg?!"