Teng Shu got a bowl of fried tofu and braised pork rice, sat in his seat, and then glanced at Feng Wang who was sitting next to him.
Locke raised an eyebrow at Teng Shu.
It's strange to say, although they obviously don't have the ability of telepathy, Teng Shu understood what Locke meant at this moment. But this is normal. There are some things that men all over the world know to each other, without the need for the same language or skin color.
Just like during an interview, when the female host puts her hand on a contestant for a while, when the two male contestants look at each other, they often show expressions of understanding.
Teng Shu was somewhat helpless. Locke had really misunderstood this time. He and the Phoenix King were not...
Just as he was thinking this, Teng Shu saw a small spoonful of Tokiwa spring bamboo shoots being put into his bowl. Teng Shu was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and saw Feng Wang biting her lips lightly with her pearly teeth, a slight blush on her face. She gathered the hair by her ears with some shyness in her eyes.
"This... is for you..." Feng Wang's voice was very soft.
Locke had a teasing expression on his face, and even old man Yukima showed a happy smile, and Teng Shu's mouth twitched.
He suspected that Feng Wang was doing this on purpose. After all, Feng Wang was a divine beast. How could a divine beast be attracted to an ordinary person like him? That was too outrageous.
"Thank you." Teng Shu said helplessly as he looked at the Changpan Spring Bamboo Shoots in the bowl, and then started to eat.
This meal made Teng Shu feel uncomfortable all over. Ho-Oh was always flirting with him, causing other Pokémon and people to look at him very strangely. It was not until Rock and the Pokémon left that Ho-Oh returned to normal.
"Lord Phoenix King, are you happy teasing me?" Teng Shu looked helplessly at the girl next to him. The other party had exposed her true nature at this moment, shaking her short legs.
"Yeah, it's super fun. It can also help digestion after meals." Feng Wang said seriously. Teng Shu shook his head helplessly, but didn't say anything. As long as Feng Wang is happy, it's good.
If he was happy, wouldn't it be much easier to pay for the meal later? Teng Shu was really looking forward to what the Phoenix King would give him.
Could it be a feather with life?
Chapter 347: The King of Phoenix's Payment Method
"It's not nice to eat your food and not pay. Here, swipe the card." Feng Wang slapped a bank card on the table, and Teng Shu was stunned. This was different from what he thought!
"You don't have a POS machine? That's fine, I just happen to have cash with me." The King of Ho took out some cash again, and Teng Shu was also stunned. However, thinking that the King of Ho probably used this human form to travel around a lot, Teng Shu felt a lot more relieved.
Moreover, the money was exactly three thousand, the value of a bamboo shoot, so Teng Shu accepted it.
"Eh~ You seem a little disappointed~" The Phoenix King held up his chin and looked at Teng Shu with a smile. Teng Shu felt helpless after hearing this. How could this Phoenix King have such a bad taste? Teng Shu had thought that the Phoenix King might be a little more serious, but he didn't expect him to be so frivolous.
"I just think it's a bit outrageous that Pokémon uses money to pay." Teng Shu honestly expressed his thoughts. He didn't think there was any big problem, but he still felt it was a bit outrageous.
This is equivalent to a squirrel taking the pine cone from your hand, then taking out a hundred dollars and handing it to you, and asking you for change.
"What's so strange about this? Even super-powered Pokémon can do this, let alone legendary Pokémon like us." The Phoenix King curled his lips. Humans always think that they are the only ones who live according to their habits.
"I know, but I originally thought that you would give me a feather that contains the breath of life so that I can capture someone or something." Teng Shu smiled awkwardly, and the look in the Phoenix King's eyes when he looked at Teng Shu became a lot strange.
Then, Feng Wang patted Teng Shu's shoulder and said in a condescending tone, "Young man, stop daydreaming and read less novels. I'll give you a resurrected human feather for a meal. Is your meal made of Lugia?"
Then Feng Wang prepared to leave.
Just when Ho-Oh was about to leave, a Pokémon stood in front of Ho-Oh. Teng Shu took a look and saw it was Chronobird. This reminded Teng Shu of something. Chronobird was found in the Bell Tower before, and the process of bringing it back was easy and without too many twists and turns.
However, Teng Shu still remembers the situation of the natural bird. The other party has been mourning, mourning for the family members who died in the fire, although it was not a big natural bird.
Feng Wang squinted her eyes and looked at the Tianran Bird in front of her. She seemed to understand what Tianran Bird said.
"Young man, I can't revive every Pokémon." Ho-Oh walked past Chronobird, and just as she reached the entrance of the cafeteria, she turned into a red light and disappeared here, while Chronobird lowered its head dejectedly. Teng Shu didn't know what to say, so he could only pat Chronobird's shoulder comfortingly.
After finishing a meal that countless people in the world envied, Teng Shu returned to his office. Although the lockdown was over now, Teng Shu still had to do his own things, such as work reports and work logs.
Just as Teng Shu arrived at the office and was about to turn on his computer to work seriously, his cell phone vibrated. Teng Shu's brows jumped, then he picked up the phone and took a look.
[Jun Shaguang: We found an abandoned Pokémon while patrolling. We will send it over later.]
Looking at Jun Shaguang's message, Teng Shu pinched his brows, but fortunately there was only one, not too many. Although Teng Shu's welfare home is very large and can accommodate many Pokémon, Teng Shu would rather these Pokémon never be sent to him.
Teng Shu hurried to the gate and waited patiently. Locke on the side also came over. When he saw Teng Shu standing here, he knew that something must have happened. He didn't hear anyone wanting to adopt a Pokémon, so it could only be that a Pokémon was about to be sent over.
After a while, Jun Shaguang came over and brought a Poké Ball.
"What Pokémon was abandoned this time?" Teng Shu asked casually, and then his eyes fell on the panel. When he saw it, Teng Shu was stunned. It turned out that this Pokémon was abandoned? This is really outrageous.
"A piece of stinky mud." Jun Shaguang explained briefly, and Locke's expression changed instantly.
【Stinky mud】
【poison】
[Healthy body, gifted, smells ten times worse than other stinky muds]
"Hiss... Has anyone abandoned Munge?" Locke was a little surprised. After all, Pokémon like Munge are still quite strong and are also quite unique, making them considered to be relatively popular Pokémon.
Of course, the prerequisite is that you need to overcome the deadly smell of the stinky mud itself.
"The smell of this stinky mud is... stronger." Junsha said tactfully. Teng Shu could understand it. He had smelled the smell of stinky mud before, which was very suffocating, but what was even more suffocating was stinky stinky mud. However, the stinky mud in front of him was gifted and the smell was even stronger. He didn't know how he did it.
All I can say is that even in the world of Pokémon, there are still some Pokémon with extraordinary talents.
This reminded Teng Shu of the unique stinky flower. The stinky flower was just like that, but Teng Shu also found a good adopter for it.
Jun Shaguang left after the handover, and Teng Shu also opened the Poké Ball. As the Poké Ball was opened, a strong, extremely uncomfortable smell came out. The smell was very strange, like stinky mud mixed with a gym student's unwashed socks for months, and then accompanied by the smell of some dead animals. It was very outrageous.
"Hiss" Locke hissed and closed his mouth, then silently took out a mask and put it on, while Teng Shu raised his eyebrows. He smelled the smell at first, but soon he could no longer smell it. It seemed that this smell was judged by the system as a form of attack of the stinky mud, so he was directly immune to it.
Chouni was looking around curiously, not feeling abandoned at all, which made Teng Shu feel relieved.
"It seems that stinky mud doesn't need much psychological counseling." Teng Shu said with a smile, while Locke looked at Teng Shu strangely. He was curious about how the dean could remain so calm in the face of the suffocating smell of stinky mud.
"Chou Ni, let's go. We'll give you a physical examination first." Although Teng Shu didn't think it was necessary, just in case, Teng Shu still planned to take Chou Ni to the infirmary for a physical examination.
Stinky Mud didn't move. It looked at Teng Shu with a hint of curiosity in its eyes, then suddenly dived into the sewer nearby, leaving Teng Shu stunned.
"...Dean, there seems to be a sewage pipe there?" Locke's tone was not very good. Teng Shu rubbed his face and nodded silently.
Take a day off
I have something to do today, so I will pay off my debt tomorrow.
Chapter 348 The Reason Why Stinky Mud Is Hated
Pokémon likes Slime very much. Especially places with foul odors, these are the places that Slime likes the most.
Therefore, if most people want to capture slime, they still need to put in some hard work. After all, the places where slime live are often places that humans don’t like to approach.
When Slime evolves into Muddy Poo, the smell of Muddy Poo itself will be further enhanced, becoming extremely disgusting. It is even rumored that it has reached the point where people will vomit violently upon smelling it. You can imagine how outrageous this Pokémon is.
"So what do you say we should do now?" Teng Shu looked at the pipe below. The opening of the pipe was very small. After all, it was only used to hold rainwater and other debris, and then flow into the sewage pipe. It was impossible for a normal human to get in.
"...I heard that putting some particularly smelly slimes nearby can attract the slimes to come out and eat." Locke said helplessly. The reason why some people hate Pokémon like slimes is because of their living environment.
Teng Shu had no choice but to sigh. He could sense the mood of the stinky mud below, which was very...
happy.
But this is true. After all, sewage pipes are more suitable for Pokémon like Mud to survive. The pipes in Pokémon towns sometimes get blocked, which is caused by Mud and Mud in them.
The reason why Slime is so annoying is that sometimes, this Pokémon may suddenly pop out from under you when you are going to the toilet, so many people don't like this unique Pokémon like Slime.
"I feel that unless there is nothing to eat down there, the stinky mud is unlikely to come out." Teng Shu sensed the mood of the stinky mud below and felt helpless. If the stinky mud didn't come out, he couldn't possibly get in and grab it out, right? That was too outrageous.
Locke nodded silently.
The stinking mud itself is quite unique, and the fact that it is hiding in the sewage pipe is no less than a tiger jumping into a septic tank. Both physical damage and magical damage are stacked up, making it impossible to catch the tiger.
But after all, the sewer is a favorite place for Pokémon like Mud to live. As long as Mud doesn't run away, Teng Shu doesn't care if it wants to stay in the sewer. After all, he never cares about what the Pokémon in the welfare home are doing.
Just like if you raise a dung beetle, it is impossible not to push dung balls for it just because you think pushing dung balls is vulgar, right?
Teng Shu shook his head and went back to the office. Although Chou Ni had gone down, the report still had to be written. After the observation period was over, the cat could be put on the adoption website and wait for adoption.
As for whether it can be adopted, Teng Shu is not worried. It is relatively easy for Mud to be adopted. After all, although this Pokémon is a bit disgusting, its strength is sufficient. To some extent, it can even be said to be stronger among novice Pokémon.
Unless it is some special Pokémon, such as those without a sense of smell, Pokémon with a sense of smell will basically be affected by the strong stench of the Muk when fighting against the Muk.
Just like when you are playing games in an Internet cafe, and the Internet cafe master next to you has a strong smell of feet. Even if you have the strength of a king, you can probably only perform at the level of a diamond.
After returning to the office, Teng Shu started to type a report. After finishing the report, Teng Shu saw an email from the alliance. Teng Shu clicked it and took a look at it puzzledly. Could it be that there was something he needed to do?
[Notice on Caring for Pokémon, the Film Association's Pokémon Journey]
When he saw the title, Teng Shu raised his eyebrows, then read it patiently. Only then did he know what had happened.
"I didn't expect that there is a film association in this world these days, and they have even launched a Pokémon movie-watching event. But can Pokémon understand it?" Teng Shu was a little confused. He summed it up. After all, the content of this notice was not much, and it was still easy to read.
After Teng Shu finished reading it, he realized that the notice meant that the Film Association had specially launched this activity in order to express the theme of the Alliance's care for Pokémon. It asked projectionists to bring equipment to Pokémon gathering areas to play free movies, increase Pokémon entertainment activities, implement the Alliance's related issues, and fully demonstrate the care for Pokémon. It was very official.
Teng Shu's welfare home is a place full of Pokémon, so naturally it received this activity. The other party will come to the welfare home at 10:00 p.m. to play three movies, which is considered to have completed the task.
"But that's good too. I also want to see what movies there are in the Pokémon world." Teng Shu yawned and stretched. He thought he could do more of this kind of activity. After all, it was simple and not difficult.
So, Teng Shu quickly set it up and notified the other Pokémon. After a while, the staff from the Alliance also arrived, bringing projection equipment and screens, and after debugging, they started showing the movie.
The staff also breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Teng Shu and the Pokémon sitting upright below.
Most Pokémon actually have no interest in human movies. After all, Pokémon cannot understand human moral concepts and values, so every time they have to complete the alliance's hard targets, it is the most painful day.
We have to prevent Pokémon from destroying equipment, and we have to find good photo materials among a group of Pokémon running around, and publicize that the association is working hard. It is really difficult.
Most of the time, the Pokémon go away while the show is playing, and they have to watch it by themselves and finish it.
In addition to these, they also face many other problems, which makes it painful for those who complete this target every time. But now, this welfare home is unusually well-behaved and quiet.
All the Pokémon watched the movie obediently, and even some wild Pokémon came out to watch along, which moved the staff, who had never had to eat bran on a normal day, to tears.
The camera shutter is about to break from pressing the button so many times.
Teng Shu held his chin up and looked at the movies curiously. The first movie, Teng Shu had heard from the staff members, was a very popular genre in the film market.
Combining the worldview of the Pokémon world and the entertainment of the people here, Teng Shu has guessed some of the plot.
Chapter 349: Pokémon World Movie
really.
Just as Teng Shu thought.
This classic plot, the most popular theme, is about an ordinary poor boy who embarks on a journey to become a trainer, succeeds all the way, then encounters some problems, is lost for a while, then solves the problems, makes a strong comeback, and finally becomes the champion of the regional league, standing out from the crowd.
"This is fucking the world." Teng Shu shook his head. He knew this was the story. After all, the plot was similar to the reason why countries where football was popular in their previous lives liked to make movies like "Goal: Fame".
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