I have big problems with my superpowers and my relationship

"Go get some fries."

Looking at the two sparrows chirping on the treetops above his head, Lu Chen retracted his gaze, carrying his backpack and silently followed the crowd to the zebra crossing.

The countdown on the beacon light kept flashing, and the flow of people converged like a tide.

At a certain moment, Lu Chen thought of the scene last night again, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled up a little.

The peaceful life day after day will not change anything because of ten seconds.

But a chatty girl who suddenly breaks into your world might be able to do that.

......

......

8:50, in Qianhai CBD where every inch of land is worth a lot of money.

After walking for twenty minutes, Lu Chen followed a group of white-collar men and women who had just come out of the subway and walked into an office building whose exterior was said to be inspired by Lego bricks.

Of course, even though he entered a building, it didn’t mean that Lu Chen was also an “elite”.

He is just an ordinary senior intern.

My identity is an intern, my salary is an intern, and even my work badge says "intern".

In Lu Chen's opinion, internships for college students are like blind dates, which can be roughly divided into three situations.

1. Both parties were very perfunctory, just coming for the formality, having a meal and then parting ways and going back to their own homes.

2. One party is very positive and wants to have a deeper development with the other party, but the other party is not very satisfied and needs some time to observe before deciding whether to get married with the former.

3. The two sides looked at each other and fell in love with each other. After dinner, they went straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

The above is an overview of current blind dates, oh no, internships among college students.

However, for Lu Chen, his relationship with Xing Yue was not in this category before.

Rather, the gap in conditions is so great that the other party doesn't even give you a chance to go on a blind date after reading your profile.

Later, thanks to Lu Shuyu's intervention, although the "woman" gave him a chance, she had no choice but to show up and meet him for the sake of her "elders".

Lu Chen was also very self-aware and did not expect to be able to have a happy ending with this "beauty" whose ex-husband was either from Peking University or Tsinghua University or Ivy League.

It will be enough as long as there is a line "Interned at Xingyue Media" on your profile when you go on blind dates in the future.

In this way, when the next blind date partner sees that he has such a dazzling blind date experience, the probability of success will be greater.

Just like Wang Tianyu’s string of wind chimes.

It doesn’t matter whether there is a female high school classmate, but it is important to have such evidence.

At least everyone in dormitory 108 was deceived. They spent their four years in college thinking that Wang Tianyu was really popular in high school.

If this guy hadn't blown himself up last night, no one would have doubted such a story with physical evidence.

In short, Lu Chen was the same. The reason he came to Xingyue for internship was just to create a resume that said "I'm awesome".

The starting point is equivalent to all those honors in college that sound impressive but are actually useless.

Therefore, even though Xingyue has a few "internship-to-regularization" vacancies for college students every year, he has never thought about it.

And since there is no such thought, life will be much better.

Go to work on time at 9 o'clock, leave work on time at 5 o'clock, and never work overtime on weekends.

Every day I do half the work of a human being, enjoy three portions of free snacks, and receive 0.1 portions of an intern's salary, living a carefree life.

So, the only thing that could make Lu Chen uneasy now, besides being discovered for eating too many snacks, was the graduation thesis that he had not yet started writing.

"Ding~"

I followed a Mediterranean man into the elevator, pressed the 22nd floor button, and reached for the laptop in my bag.

No!

I'm going to find a chance to slack off today. I have to write five hundred words no matter what... No!

A thousand words!

......

8:58, Xingyue Media, Business Development Department office area.

Like most 4A advertising companies, in addition to the administrative department, Xingyue’s structure is roughly divided into four parts: customers, creativity, media, and marketing.

Business development belongs to the marketing department, more fashionablely called "BD", and is responsible for market development.

To put it in a vulgar way, it means sales and advertising.

Xingyue is a large company. The entire business development department has dozens of people. Although they work on one floor, they are divided into more than a dozen groups for the convenience of management.

Lu Chen was in Group 11... a group that had just been established, with only four people including him.

There are three men and one woman. The team leader is an old employee who is almost 40 years old. His name is Wei Changsong. He is very easy-going and his dream is not to be laid off before he turns 45.

The other two were also sea turtles, both under 30 years old, one was Yan Dongkai and the other was Guan Li.

The former is not only handsome, but also seems to have real talent and knowledge.

As for the latter...it's about the same, and also very interesting.

"Morning, Sister Lily."

After clocking in and putting down his backpack, Lu Chen went to the tea room to make free coffee as usual.

Guan Li happened to be there too, wearing a grey OL uniform with a curvy figure, flesh-colored stockings and black high heels. She looked like someone who could have been filmed directly in a borderline video.

The reason why Lu Chen called her "Sister Lily" was not because they had a very close relationship, but because Guan Li's English name was "LiLy".

Ms. LiLy doesn't like people calling her by her Chinese name.

"Morning, Xiao Lu."

Turning back, Guan Li closed the small mirror in her hand and leaned forward: "That's great, can you help me check if my left eyelash is crooked."

"It seems like a little." Lu Chen moved closer, and the rich smell of perfume rushed into his nostrils.

"...Now what?"

"Do it again."

"so?"

"Well, all right."

Lu Chen nodded, mission accomplished, and turned back to operate the coffee machine.

Guan Li was not in a hurry to leave. She leaned against the machine with her arms folded across her chest and asked with a smile, "Xiao Lu, you are not ugly, so why can't you buy some nicer clothes?"

"I'm poor." Lu Chen looked helpless.

"How many sets did my sister give you?"

"Sister Lily, if you want to pick me up, just tell me."

"Then are you willing?"

"Of course I am willing. Who wouldn't want to work less for a few years?"

Lu Chen nodded very seriously, and his serious look made Guan Li giggle.

The latter often made such jokes, and he was used to it. Now he could deal with it without changing his expression or heart beating.

Who says boys won’t be sexually harassed in the workplace?

I am a living example!

"Hurry up, the regular meeting will start soon."

Seeing colleagues from other groups coming in, Guan Li smiled, picked up her coffee, and walked out of the tea room twisting her steps in her high heels.

Looking back, Lu Chen felt that it would not be a bad idea to have more of this kind of sexual harassment.

What paper people and what two-dimensional cute girls.

Cuteness is worthless in front of sexy!

......

Most companies have a system of holding regular meetings on Mondays. The purpose is probably to allow employees to adjust from their weekend leisure state to work state as quickly as possible and work hard for the company.

The same thing happened to Xingyue, so ten minutes later, dozens of people from the Business Development Department gathered in a large conference room with a peculiar shape.

It is a bit like a university lecture hall, but without tables and chairs, there are many staggered blocks, just like Lego bricks scattered on the ground.

The conference room is decorated like this, which is also a feature of the advertising company.

Everyone sat down on the building blocks, and soon a middle-aged man in a suit and tie walked in.

This person is the manager of the Business Development Department. Lu Chen, with his status, has no chance of meeting him, so he only knows his last name, Zhang.

As usual, Manager Zhang first summarized the performance of each group last week, then painted a long rosy picture and encouraged people to move forward, and finally got to the point an hour later.

"Okay, I'll just say a few more things, and then everyone can get busy."

"First of all, the performance indicators for the second quarter are out. I have sent them to the email addresses of all team leaders. Please take a good look at them when you get back. All members of the teams that fail to meet the indicators after the quarter ends will be included in the optimization list!"

"The second thing is that teams 10, 11, and 12 will also be included in the performance appraisal scope starting from this quarter, and the appraisal standards will be the same as those for other teams."

"Third, everyone should have heard about what happened in the customer department recently. The headquarters has sent a specialist to investigate. If necessary, everyone should actively cooperate."

"The fourth thing..."

"Dong Dong Dong~"

Before Manager Zhang could finish his words, someone knocked on the door of the conference room, and then a woman with a red work badge walked in.

Xingyue’s work badges come in two colors. The red badge is for employees in functional departments such as administration, finance, and personnel.

"Kevin, excuse me."

The woman walked quickly to Manager Zhang and whispered something.

The former didn't react much after listening, just nodded casually.

"Okay, let her in."

"Well, you continue."