I have big problems with my superpowers and my relationship

If passers-by saw this scene, they would either think it was a mental illness or some kind of disembodied pantomime performance.

Although Lu Chen could hear Qin Wanqing's joke, he was also shocked.

Wow, this is really cool.

"It's awesome!"

He clapped his hands from the bottom of his heart and exclaimed sincerely: "It's such a lifelike performance!"

"No..."

Qin Wanqing happily put away her airs: "I was afraid you wouldn't find it funny."

"I almost died of laughter when you said that."

Lu Chen said seriously: "It's just that this park is a bit cold."

"Is it cold?"

Qin Wanqing looked down at her skirt, then at Lu Chen's trousers, and asked in a low voice: "Should we go back then?"

"Let's go back. It's getting late."

Lu Chen stood up and patted his butt: "Yellow Hair is still waiting at home to pee."

"Oh, alright."

Qin Wanqing quickly stood up and caught up with him.

"Lu Chen..."

"Ok?"

"Do you want to hear more jokes?"

"No, one is enough to give me some time to relax."

"Okay...what about ghost stories?"

"..."

The night is like a huge black velvet cloth. The smell of mosquito repellent and the fragrance of jasmine wafting in the wind are intertwined and blended, as if it is a citrus perfume carefully blended by nature.

There were old men in vests leisurely strolling by the lake, and there were young men in shirts and trousers who had just finished a day's work and hurriedly walked through the park to Chunfeng Road to find food.

On April 2024, 4, at nine o'clock in the evening, 10-year-old Lu Chen was walking home side by side with his girlfriend "Ru Lian" whom he had just met. He was worried about his graduation thesis that he had not yet started writing, and he did not know that everything that happened today would completely change his life.

Because of a clichéd pick-up, the owner of useless superpowers and the aphasic girl became friends.

In a chuunibyou way, the gears of fate began to turn.

Chapter 7 People live for Sakurajima Mai!

It was almost ten o'clock when the two returned to the community.

The small square in front of the building was quiet, with only a few middle-aged women wearing "Sunset Red Dance Team" short-sleeved shirts sitting under a tree and chatting.

The college entrance examination is just two months away. In order to provide students with a good study and rest environment, the aunts took the initiative to shorten the dance time every night. Such a spirit of sacrifice is truly touching.

"Ding~"

Following an old man who had just finished a walk into the elevator, Qin Wanqing seemed to be tired and closed her mouth for a while.

However, after the old man went downstairs from the fifth floor, she immediately turned around and looked at Lu Chen.

"I'm almost there~"

"Um......"

Lu Chen nodded weakly, exhausted both physically and mentally.

In order to have a meal, not only did we walk seven or eight kilometers back and forth, but we were also forced to listen to the "radio" for nearly four hours.

All he wanted now was to go back, take a shower, go to bed, and then have a dream that there were only mutes in the world.

Therefore, this "hmm" is the greatest respect for Qin Wanqing's appearance.

"By the way, should I say goodnight to you before I go to bed?"

On the other hand, Qin Wanqing didn't seem to notice Lu Chen's perfunctory attitude and was still asking for advice very humbly.

"What I mean is, when they are in a relationship, shouldn't the girlfriend say good night and good morning to the boyfriend? I've seen that in novels."

Sister, you are reading the sentimental youth literature from ten years ago, right?

Do I have to get pregnant and have an abortion, otherwise it doesn’t count as being in a relationship?

"There are no rules for this. If you want to say it, you can say it. If you don't want to say it, don't say it."

Lu Chen replied helplessly: "Anyway, they are just some insignificant little things."

"Oh, I know."

Qin Wanqing took it seriously and was about to ask something else when the elevator door slowly opened with a "ding" sound.

"Ah, we're already here..."

After looking at the numbers on the screen, she murmured reluctantly, walked out of the elevator, turned around and waved to Lu Chen.

"Lu Chen, I'm going home."

"OK Bye Bye."

"Bye~"

Although she said goodbye, her feet did not move. Qin Wanqing just stood outside the elevator with her hands behind her back, looking at Lu Chen politely.

The elevator door slowly closed, and someone outside the door was staring at you... Shivering, Lu Chen suddenly had the illusion that he was in a Japanese horror movie.

It can be said that I didn’t feel the warmth of love at all.

The stiff smile barely lasted until the elevator door completely closed. When the elevator started to move upward again, Lu Chen immediately breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed his forehead in distress, and kept comforting himself——

It’s okay, it’s okay. There’s nothing wrong with talking a little more.

She is so beautiful, it will be very prestigious to take her out in the future.

People should know themselves. How could a quiet and gentle single beauty fall in love with me?

If you think about it carefully, Qin Wanqing is already pretty good.

She is willing to pay for meals on her own. Her profile looks like Akina Nakamori. She is simple-minded and very gullible. Her height and figure are just right.

And tell jokes...

Lu Chen, be content!

Just imagine what Wang Tianyu’s expression would be when he sees Qin Wanqing!

Isn't this alone enough?!

"Lu Chen, who is this?"

"Oh, my girlfriend."

"What?! Aaaaah! You really deserve to die!!"

Hiss...so cool!

Wang Tianyu's furious look appeared in Lu Chen's mind, and suddenly his legs and waist were no longer tired, and he even felt that he could walk another eight kilometers!

As expected! People live to show off!

......

......

"Click~"

On the other side, when Lu Chen was immersed in fantasy for a long time, Qin Wanqing also used the key to open the door of the apartment with the blessing "Asuka gets rich" on it.

She is wearing a red tight mecha suit, a mahjong tile "Fa" in her left hand, a chubby leopard doll in her right hand, and her hairstyle is the iconic twin ponytails.

This combination of mecha, Chinese quintessence and puns is undoubtedly the aesthetic of the old two-dimensional world.

"Okay! You're going to eat hot pot!!"

"Tell me! Who did you go with?!"

When she heard the door open, the short-haired girl who was sitting cross-legged in front of the TV watching anime jumped up immediately, her nostrils twitching.

"Da~"

Qin Wanqing closed the door and pointed upwards guiltily.

"Upstairs... is that Lu Chen from the 15th floor?!"

The girl named Song Qiao's eyes widened instantly: "You went on a date with him?!"

Dating...I guess so.

Qin Wanqing nodded.

"You, you, you! You are confused!"

Song Qiao was so anxious that she slapped Qin Wanqing on the head: "How can you trust men?! Men are all pigs!"

"Think about all the boys who chased you before! Is there any good one besides Yuan Linhao?!"

"This Lu Chen must be the same! He pursues you even though he knows you're mute. It's obvious that he wants your body!"

"..."

No, he can actually hear me...

Qin Wanqing quickly typed a line of words on her phone, intending to exonerate Lu Chen.

[He is different. I took the initiative to invite him to dinner.]

"what?!"

Song Qiao was even more shocked: "You invited him? Did your head get caught in the door?!"

"Hmm!" Qin Wanqing quickly shook her head, still holding the phone.

"Ohhh, an invitation... that's not the point!"