Fairy, I really am a villain!

"Not bad, not bad. It has the style of me when I was young."

"Lao Luo, I advise you to drink more now."

"How can I do this? It's time to eat, and I'll reek of alcohol..." At this moment, Luo Ting finally reacted. His expression froze on his face, and he didn't dare to look towards the courtyard again.

Fang Xiwen suddenly smiled with relief.

I heard a series of crisp footsteps, getting closer and closer, and finally the shadow covered the two people's wine glasses.

"Xiao, Xiaoqing..."

"Mom, Daddy is drinking again! He even asked Xiwen to drink with him, what a bad guy!!"

~~

Although there were some unexpected events before the meal, the overall atmosphere at the table was still very pleasant.

Because of the effort she put in, the dishes Fang Xiwen cooked were 100% or even 90% to their liking, and they all praised them highly. Luo Qingni didn't even have time to talk, she was eating with her mouth full of oil.

Sitting in the main seat, I don't know what Luo's mother dragged him to and scolded him for, but the old man just lowered his head and focused on eating, not saying a word, but occasionally glancing at me with some unfriendly eyes.

"Well, this pickled pork is really delicious. It would be even better if there was some wine to drink."

Fang Xiwen was firstly a guest and secondly a junior. No matter how angry Luo's mother was, she would not vent her anger on him. Now he was even more fearless in getting angry.

“No.”

Hearing this, Luo Qingni tapped his bowl with her chopsticks and shook her head at him, imitating her mother: "It's not good to drink too much. Be careful or you'll have a headache tomorrow."

"It doesn't matter. It's me tomorrow who's going to have a headache."

This boomerang made Luo Qingni so angry that her face puffed up, but she was still easy to coax after all.

Fang Xiwen picked up a piece of fish and gave it to her: "Here, eat more of this, the river fish meat is tender."

"There are too many thorns. It's so troublesome. It's just a small piece of meat."

"Well, the bigger the fish, the bigger the fishbone."

"is it?"

"Yes, and because the bigger the fish bone, the less meat there is, and the less meat there is, the smaller the fish is. So we say the bigger the fish, the smaller the fish is."

"?"

~~

After the meal, Luo's mother cleared the dishes and left the yard. Seeing the fish bones on the table, Luo Ting's mind became active again.

He pretended to cough twice, then came over and put his arm around the boy's shoulders.

Seeing this, Fang Xiwen slapped his hand away and said with a smile: "Why, Brother Luo, you still want to blame me? Think carefully, I did remind you."

"...Indeed," Luo Ting found it difficult to refute, and after a pause he said, "Let's not talk about this. Boy, have you ever tried to catch fish in the sea?"

"No. Why, do you want to hide from your aunt for a while?"

"You call her that, it's easy to say..."

"Because I respect her."

"?"

After finally suppressing his anger, Luo Ting pointed at the fish bones on the table and said, "Is this fish delicious? Let's go fishing all night and bring back a basketful of fish."

"Sounds good."

Fang Xiwen was quite tempted. First, he had never tried it before. Second, although seafood and river fish could be bought with money, it tasted different if he caught it himself and processed it himself.

However, there is a problem: "Just the two of us? Qing Ni will be furious if she knows that we are going out to play without her."

"Hey, why would a little girl like you get involved in this kind of thing?"

"...Why weren't you so tough in the yard."

"Think about it yourself, what do you want to do with her? Can she cook or clean up?" Luo Ting shook his head. "You will have to cook and feed her after fishing all night. Why bother?"

"That makes sense. But Auntie can take care of it. Why don't you take her with you?"

"She's too nagging. Besides, if I take her with me, I have to take the younger one with me. I can't just leave Qingni at home if I take the younger one with me..."

Hearing him say this, Fang Xiwen actually felt the "helplessness" of being a middle-aged man, and said with a bit of amusement: "What's wrong with that? Let's go out and play as a family."

"I can't take care of three girls by myself...wait." Luo Ting glanced at him, thoughtfully.

~~

Not surprisingly, he found Luo Qingni in the kitchen, as if it were a fixed refresh point.

The girl tiptoed, reached into the basket on the shelf, and touched a few pieces of cakes there. She gently picked up a little with her fingers and threw it into her mouth.

Seeing the kitchen door open, she was startled and quickly pressed against the wall. Then she patted her chest and said, "What? It's you."

"What do you mean it was me? You're dead. I'll tell my aunt right now that you stole the cakes she saved for tomorrow." Seeing her like this, Fang Xiwen threatened her harshly.

"Don't, don't," Luo Qingni stretched out her little hand aggrievedly and spread out her palm, "Here, I also hid a small piece for you, thinking of secretly taking it out for you to eat."

This was like cutting off one's own flesh for her, which showed that the silly girl still had him in her heart.

Looking at the crumb-stained lips, he inexplicably thought of a cake sprinkled with icing sugar, and immediately had an idea, "Okay, I don't want your cake, eat it yourself."

"Then don't tell mother."

"How can I do this? I'm such an upright person," Fang Xiwen hooked his foot, closed the kitchen door again, and stepped in front of her, "If you really want me to keep it a secret... you know what I mean, right?"

"Uh, no, not a good person..."

He held Luo Qingni's shoulders, pushed her gently against the empty wall, and blew on her cheek.

That cold little face suddenly flushed slightly. Luo Qingni subconsciously raised the back of her hand to wipe her mouth, her eyes wandering: "My mouth is still full of the taste of cakes. Can I play tricks on you in the evening?"

"No, I want it now."

Her hands were also held, and she couldn't escape. Luo Qingni could only give in and timidly opened her mouth, "Here, let me kiss you."

Hugging her tightly, Fang Xiwen leaned down and aimed at her moist lips.

It was still the familiar moist touch, and surprisingly there was no change, but there was a more osmanthus-like fragrance, and it was a little sweet; following the rhythm of Luo Qingni's breathing, he tasted it bit by bit.

Slowly, the delicate body in his arms stopped moving, and he finally mustered up the courage to hug her back. The only sound in the kitchen was the gentle sound of water.

After a long time, the lips parted.

"It tastes pretty good, thank you for the treat." Fang Xiwen let go of her and nodded with a smile.

"You're not a good person. You always want to kiss me, so I don't have the mood to have sex with you." Luo Qingni complained with a pout and a red face.

"You also know that you are cheating?"

She hardened up, put her hands on her hips and said, "What's the matter? Just think I can eat more tomorrow."

"Okay, okay..."

Having done something bad in the kitchen where Tiantian cooked, both of them felt guilty. They immediately opened the door, sneaked into the yard, moved a stool and sat down under the tree.

"By the way, I'm here to tell you something. In a few days I'm going to go fishing with my uncle."

"Great! Then I want to eat horseshoe crabs, fish, crabs, prawns, and sea anchovies..." Luo Qingni immediately became happy, "When are we going?"

"Why are you so excited? He said he won't take you."

"why why why?"

"Because you're useless. You can only wait for others to finish cooking." Fang Xiwen told her the cruel truth.

"Woo..."

With a whine, Luo Qingni knew that her father was like this. She also knew that it was useless to talk to Fang Xiwen, so she immediately rushed into her parents' room.

"Mother!"

Luo's mother was sitting by the window in the room, embroidering in the sunlight. She immediately said angrily, "Why are you in such a hurry? You almost pricked my hand."

"Oh no, oh no, Dad's Xiwen and the others are going to the beach and go fishing without me!"

Hearing this, Luo's mother continued sewing without even raising her head: "It's fine. Your father usually has to take care of three girls. Although he doesn't say it, he is actually very tired in his heart.

It's a good thing your husband gets along well with him, so let them go."

"No no, I want to go too!"

"...What are you going to do?" Luo's mother put the needle and thread on the table, frowned and scolded: "You little girl don't know anything, why are you waiting for Xiwen to cook for you?"

"I, I can eat dry food."

"Then you go there and watch them fishing? They drink a little wine, brag and chat, and you listen beside them? You're ruining your father's mood for nothing."

"What's wrong? I just want to go!"

"Then go talk to your father yourself and don't bother me." Luo's mother waved her hand as if to shoo away a fly and went back to work.

Luo Qingni puffed up her cheeks, feeling extremely aggrieved, and ran out and threw herself into someone's arms: "Xiwen, they all bullied me!"

"...Aren't you just being petty?"

"I don't want to be separated from you. Why did you, stinky daddy, snatch Xiwen from me? It's so annoying!"

Hearing this, Luo Ting, who was hiding behind the locust tree in the yard, received a fatal blow, and his five fingers dug deeply into the tree trunk.

Seeing her pouting, Fang Xiwen pretended to cough a few times and said, "How about this, when you went to complain, I convinced your uncle and he said you could take your whole family with you."

"Really? I knew you were the best!"

puff.

In fact, Luo Ting had agreed to go together from the beginning. After all, there were now two men in the family who could take care of them in case of any emergency.

But Fang Xiwen insisted on teasing her. Now, he was hated for no reason, and the bad boy became a good person!

"Then I'll go talk to my mother."

She ran into the room with a whoosh, and before the door was completely closed, Luo Qingni rushed out again, "Mom agreed, we can go together!"

"Well, then we have to make a good plan..."

(To be continued)