Fairy, I really am a villain!

So Fang Xiwen imagined this fairy in white tilting her head back to drink wine, then spitting it on the torch, doing a juggling act...

"Puff." "Puff."

He couldn't help but laugh, looked at Wang Ningzhu, and dragged her away.

As a result, Fang Qingxiao kept looking back and exclaimed: "Xiwen, he ate a snake alive."

"Ah."

"It's amazing that the snake moves when it's being eaten."

"Ah."

"That guy pulled his tongue out. It's amazing."

"Don't look at it." Fang Xiwen squeezed her hand hard, feeling worried in her heart.

My God, the senior sister actually likes to watch bizarre programs.

~~

The brothel culture in Shendu was very prosperous. In addition to shops selling ordinary food, there were also novel things like ready-made clothing stores.

After taking them for a stroll and eating, the three of them stopped in front of a stall selling rouge and powder.

The stall owner was a middle-aged woman with heavy makeup. When she saw the two girls' beautiful faces and their ordinary clothes, she smiled mysteriously and said, "Sir, are you interested..."

Snapped!

Taking out a handkerchief to wipe off the oily shine from Fang Qingxiao's mouth, he threw his Marquis Mansion token directly on the stall and said, "Don't have those crooked thoughts."

Seeing this, the woman was startled at first, then she immediately calmed down and said with a smile, "Third Young Master, I am sorry for being so presumptuous.

I wonder what these two fairies would like to order?"

So the two girls squatted down, looked around, and didn't say anything for a long time.

They both seemed to be in a dilemma, but in fact Fang Qingxiao's mind was still on juggling, while Wang Ningzhu knew nothing about these things.

Seeing this, Fang Xiwen held his forehead and thought that this was the place where Jiang Xingchu should be brought... Seriously, can these two really tell the difference between lip balm and rouge?

Brands like Rouge Huan, Pomegranate Jiao, Da Hong Chun and Xiao Hong Chun may look the same in color, but their uses are different if you look closely.

"Why not just forget it..."

"Give me a box of this." Glancing at his gaze, Wang Ningzhu felt indignant and immediately pointed.

Look carefully, this girl can be very feminine!

"Okay, the color you like is just a sample. If you don't like it, you can mix it with other colors and make some minor adjustments," the woman said, looking very considerate. "Do you need my help?"

"Well, this..." She turned around and saw Fang Xiwen looking at her with a half-smile, so she snorted coldly, "Of course I'll do it myself!"

After receiving a few small boxes and a special spoon, Wang Ningzhu was soon sweating profusely.

Fang Xiwen knew what was going on. After all, Miss Wang couldn't even apply medicine properly, so it was too difficult to expect her to do such a delicate job.

The reason why she can pretend to be a lady from a noble family is mostly because she is beautiful.

"Sister, why don't you go and see...Sister?"

"Eating snakes is amazing." After he spoke to her, Fang Qingxiao's somewhat empty eyes gradually regained their spirits and she murmured.

"...are you still using your divine sense to see?"

"Well," she pulled Fang Xiwen's sleeve and asked him to squat down, "Is the snake still alive in the stomach? How are we going to get it out later?"

"It should only live for a period of time, and then it will be digested by the human body," Fang Xiwen thought for a while, "just like you usually eat meat."

Maybe the scales that couldn't be digested would be pulled out, he thought.

"Oh."

Fang Qingxiao looked away, lost interest, and looked at Wang Ningzhu who was busy in front of the stall, "What is she doing?"

"Mixing the color of rouge." After just a glance, Fang Xiwen almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Oh, are they the ones on Jiang Xingchu's desk?"

"Yes, have you been to her room?"

It’s strange, do they have such a good relationship?

"Yeah," Fang Qingxiao nodded, then pointed at the stall: "I saw that Jiang Xingchu's ones were all red. This is the first time I've seen yellow ones."

“Puff, puff…”

"It looks like monster feces," she frowned, "Are you going to put this on your mouth? It's disgusting."

Click!

"Hahahahahaha!"

Seeing Wang Ningzhu was so angry that she crushed the small spoon in her hand, Fang Xiwen couldn't help but burst into laughter. He threw down a silver ingot, pulled his sister and ran away, "I didn't say that. I didn't say a word!"

"Laugh again!"

"I don't want to be too rude, but to be able to mix rouge into that weird look, you really...hahahaha!"

After being dragged along for a long time, Fang Qingxiao's brows furrowed even deeper and she asked, "What is she angry about?"

"Because what you said was offensive."

"Telling the truth is offensive? That really sounds like shit."

“Fang Qingxiao!!!” Miss Wang was so angry that her chest heaved violently. She chased out of the brothel and shouted angrily: “If you have the ability, go and try it yourself. What’s the point of just talking?”

"Then I shouldn't be able to adjust it," Fang Qingxiao tilted her head and thought for a while, and couldn't help but admire: "You are amazing."

"what?!"

"Sister, please stop talking, okay?"

There was no need to visit the rest of the night market. Wang Ningzhu couldn't stand her own ugly appearance. She felt ashamed and annoyed, so she chased the two men and went straight to Fang's house.

~~

It was not yet morning and the sky was gray. The lanterns hanging in front of the Fang Mansion were still bright, and the light was dim, illuminating two pretty girls sitting on the steps.

On the left is a little fox wearing a cloak, and on the right is a little maid in a small jacket and a bun. They are Jiang Xingchu and Xiaodie.

These two people have known each other for a while. They are both masters of disguise and have similar personalities, so they quickly became friends.

"Sister Jiang, why don't you go with them?" Xiaodie added some firewood to the stove and looked up at her. "Are you feeling unwell?"

"No, I was blackmailed by those two." Jiang Xingchu sneered, then his expression softened and he said softly, "Xiaodie, how do you think the color of this rouge is?"

"It's so bright, where are you going to apply it?"

"Paint it on your young master's face," Jiang Xingchu was so angry when he thought of him, "I gave him a very easy time by painting a big turtle on his face last time. I'm going to make him regret it!"

At this point, she added considerately: "Don't be afraid, if Fang Xiwen dares to blame you, I will deal with him."

"Don't be afraid. I'll help you make it more beautiful. You can be really annoying sometimes..."

So while they were waiting, they spread out a few small dishes on the steps, discussing, experimenting, and mixing various dishes. They also talked about interesting things in the mansion and laughed happily.

"When we first met, Mr. Fang had mysophobia and would order two of the same dish when he ate with me, but I persuaded him to change that habit later."

"How did you change it?"

"Ahem, of course..."

Suddenly, a series of hurried footsteps were heard, and the two looked in the direction of the sound, just in time to see the Fang siblings running in from the alley hand in hand.

Seeing this, Jiang Xingchu patted her butt and stood up. When he came closer, she stretched out her hand and said, "Where is the rouge and powder you bought for me? You said you found a very good one last time."

"Shh!"

Fang Xiwen patted her hand and said in a low voice, "Return the rouge and powder. When Ningzhu arrives, don't say a word about this. Understand?"

"Uh-huh, I want an explanation."

"It's hard for me to explain to you..." "Fang Xiwen!"

Looking back, Miss Wang had calmed down and was walking into the alley step by step. A gentle smile appeared on the corner of her lips, and she said, "Ningzhu is not satisfied yet, can you stay with me alone for a while?"

She called me Langjun!

"Of course, cough," Fang Xiwen coughed lightly after barely waking up, "It's a little too late."

"What's late?"

It was difficult to answer, so Fang Xiwen immediately looked at the others, but no one stood up to speak for him.

Jiang Xingchu's lips moved slightly, and he was obviously transmitting a message, and the recipient was naturally——

It’s over.

"She smashed the stall selling rouge." Fang Qingxiao said directly.

Seeing this, Jiang Xingchu immediately fell silent. She already understood something, but Xiaodie still didn't quite believe it: "Hey, why?"

"Because the color it mixes is very yellow, like...sand." She hesitated and chose a more euphemistic term.

This is the greatest gentleness that the woman named Fang Qingxiao possesses.

Hearing this, Jiang Xingchu turned around and ran towards the inner house. His silver bell-like laughter lasted for a while before falling to the ground: "Hahahaha! Sorry, I really couldn't help it.

You said it was all red lipstick, how could it be like that?"

"Are you laughing at me? Have you forgotten what you did in the bathtub?!" Stamping her foot, Miss Wang glared at him fiercely and chased after him in.

"Didn't you agree not to tell anyone? You're breaking your promise!"

"Who told you to laugh so loudly?"

There were several clanging sounds coming from the room, and it seemed that the Saint Lady had been caught.

After all, firstly, there is no one to take care of his legs, and secondly, there is an outdoor scene opposite. I really don’t know how he dared to commit suicide.

"If you laugh again, I will pack you up and send you to his room." Miss Wang threatened viciously.

"Is there such a good thing?"

"...You are really shameless, aren't you?"

"Wang Ningzhu, Wang Ningzhu, even if you don't want to entertain others with your beauty, it is still very important to be able to disguise yourself when traveling in the martial arts world. If you are smart, untie me immediately. If I am in a good mood, I might be willing to give you some advice."