Man in Marvel: The Manifestation of the Gods

Lin Wanyu chose to come out to smooth things over. Under the attack of her sweet voice, Zeng Xiaoxian turned his grief and anger into appetite and asked for a lot of snacks in succession.

...

"By the way, why did that new roommate take so long to go to the bathroom and not come back yet?"

Chen Meijia was sitting with a straw in her mouth and legs crossed. She asked curiously, "Did he pass out from drinking? I don't think he has such a low alcohol tolerance."

"Guan Gu should be able to drink quite well, right?" Roddy hesitated.

But to be honest, Guan Gu did go to the bathroom for a long time, and Rody was going to go and check it out.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he stood up, he saw Guan Gu walking back from the toilet in a depressed look.

"Sekiya-kun..did you pee your pants?"

Chen Meijia noticed that there was a large wet spot on Guan Gu’s overalls and couldn’t help but exclaim.

Then, under Roddy's speechless gaze, she realized that she had said the wrong thing. She smiled awkwardly and patted her chest, saying, "Guan Gu-kun, I didn't mean that... You, don't take it to heart."

Guan Gu sat opposite Luo Di and explained in confusion: "I peed my pants. I haven't peed my pants since I started kindergarten. I accidentally wet them when I went to the toilet just now."

"Is that so? That's what I was saying. Mr. Guan Gu, do you want to change your pants? I can go upstairs and get the iron for you. It will be dry soon." Mika really put her arm around Guan Gu's arm, looked at him lovingly, and her tone was particularly gentle.

The awkward and artificial tone made Rody and his companions feel very uncomfortable.

"Ugh...Mika, can you please be normal?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lin Wanyu looked down on Meijia and distanced themselves from her, which aroused her anger.

"Shut up! Teacher Zeng, if you don't speak, no one will think you're dumb." Chen Meijia let go of Guan Gu in anger and glared at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Be careful or I'll tell her about you stealing Sister Yifei's snacks."

"..."

Comparing the completely different treatments given to Guan Gu Shenqi and Zeng Xiaoxian, Roddy sighed that Meijia was truly an animal of beauty.

Guan Gu refused very honestly:

"No... no need. The guy who hit me has gone to borrow a blowjob machine and will be back soon."

"Is it a hair dryer?"

Lin Wanyu picked up a piece of squid and stuffed it into her mouth, and said incoherently: "But... Guan Gujun, aren't you afraid...that person will take this opportunity to run away?"

"The trust between people in today's society is no longer what it used to be. When I was young..." Speaking of the topic of human nature, Zeng Xiaoxian was about to start a long speech to explain his meaningless point of view.

As a result, Luo Di interrupted without hesitation: "Shut up, Mr. Zeng! You are exposing your identity as an old man born in the 80s."

"And it will make you look old." Wanyu added playfully.

"Okay... okay, okay, you two are so in sync, why don't you just target me!"

"I'm dead!"

First, Mei Jia exposed his shortcomings, and then Luo Di and Wan Yu tacitly broke down the wall. Zeng Xiaoxian was left with no tears.

But after he made this joke, he did not get the comfort he had imagined.

Instead, the atmosphere seemed to be covered with a layer of frost, and it became a little chilly in an instant.

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Lin Wanyu and saw that she had a complicated expression and was obviously looking at Luo Di.

Now he understood again.

With a look of surprise and understanding, he said, "You two...are you already together?"

"Okay, Mr. Zeng, stop making fun of little girls." Luo Di's expression remained unchanged, and he spread his hands and said, "If you spread rumors, you will be struck by lightning."

He had previously told Hu Yifei that Wanyu was his cousin, but the truth was exposed not long after he concealed it.

The two of them have a fairly close relationship on a daily basis, so it's natural that they would be misunderstood.

Zeng Xiaoxian caught a glimpse of Rody's warning eyes and rationally decided not to get involved in the matter. He coughed twice and kept silent.

It’s a pity that the atmosphere had already cooled down and seemed a little awkward.

"Ahem, everyone...excuse me."

At this moment, a male voice appeared

Wait for a few people to turn around.

I saw a guy in a black suit and carrying a briefcase, who looked like a salesperson or an insurance agent, standing behind the sofa with a smirk on his face.

Seeing everyone looking at him, he just reached out to say hello, but was interrupted by Meijia!

"Wait a minute! Don't talk yet..."

"Hmm?" The other party blinked.

"We don't want insurance, nor do we buy houses or cars, or anything else! If you are a salesperson, please don't say anything. Thank you for your cooperation."

This is not Meijia's fault. There are a lot of salespeople in the bar recently, either selling hangover remedies, real estate, or car and insurance sales.

Hard to guard against.

But this time, the person who came didn't seem to be buying insurance.

He took out a hair dryer from his bag and grinned: "Miss, I'm not selling insurance, nor am I selling houses or cars. I'm here..."

"Oh yeah! You don't need a hair dryer either!"

Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, Chen Meijia decisively refused.

"Ah? But..." The man holding the hair dryer was obviously confused.

"No buts! Okay, okay, you can go now. That's it. Bye~" Mika said all in one breath, leaving no room for others to interrupt.

Then, before the other party could turn around and leave, he turned back triumphantly: "Hey, done!"

Until this time, Guan Gu Shenqi, who had been standing by and unable to get a word in and was almost sweating from anxiety, finally found an opportunity.

"Qiaodou Madai!! Meijia... This is Mr. Zhang Wei who brought me the hair dryer. You are mistaken."

"what?!"

I saw Guan Gu come forward and take the hair dryer.

Chen Meijia was stunned when she realized what a stupid thing she had done, and her face suddenly turned red with embarrassment.

Ahhhhh!

She wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

"Why didn't you say so earlier, Guan Gu-kun?"

"I want to say something...but Mika, you speak too fast! I really can't get a word in." Guan Gu pushed his glasses innocently.

Seeing this funny scene, Roddy laughed beside him.

As soon as he saw him, he recognized that the man was Zhang Wei, Zhang Yida, the most courageous man in Love Apartment.

I didn't expect to meet you in advance today.

What a wonderful fate.

By the way, Guan Gu met Zhang Wei in the bathroom, right?

Doesn't that indirectly confirm that the bar bathroom is Zhang Wei's birthplace?

...

"Hahahaha, Mika, you're making me laugh to death."

Meijia made a fool of herself, and Teacher Zeng immediately took the opportunity to laugh back at her.

"They came to deliver a hair dryer, and you still think they are a salesman? Have you forgotten that Guan Gucai said someone would come to deliver a hair dryer, hahaha."

Now he had finally vented his anger.

Not only him, but even Meijia couldn't hold back and burst out laughing, retorting angrily: "Who told him to look like an insurance salesman?"

"That's enough! Wanyu, Luo Di, stop laughing. If you laugh again, you won't have food to eat for a week!"

In the blink of an eye, Rody and Wanyu sat upright, as if they were not the ones laughing just now. There was nothing they could do about it since Meijia's cooking skills were really good.

At least he is much better than Hu Yifei, who can only make fried rice and is always forgetful.

"What Meijia said makes sense. I support Meijia." Roddy changed his flag and won Meijia's praise. Not only did he feel dangerous in his heart, but he also saved his meal ticket.

Lin Wanyu's focus was more specific: "Zhang Wei, why did you wear a suit when you came to the bar?"

Few people come to the bar wearing suits, especially business suits that don't fit them well, making Zhang Wei stand out from the crowd.

Zhang Wei, who has a generous personality, did not care too much about being mistaken for a salesman.

Instead, he sat down at the invitation of everyone.

"Hey, I'm not here to drink. I just passed by Baodi and suddenly had to pee urgently, so I came to use the toilet." Zhang Wei seemed a little embarrassed when he said this.

Chen Meijia had recovered from her embarrassment and regained her vitality. She rolled her eyes when she heard the words and asked, "What do you do, Zhang Wei?"

It seems that she still refuses to give up.

"As for me, I'm currently an intern lawyer in a law firm." Zhang Wei smiled innocently.

"Oh no! What a coincidence!" Mika widened her eyes, clapped her hands and looked at Rody who was silent beside her.

"We also have a great lawyer here! Luo Di, Zhang Wei is going with you~"

As she spoke, Meijia compared Zhang Wei, who was sitting there a little stiff, with Luo Di, who was relaxed and comfortable in an Armani casual suit, and said bluntly: "They are all lawyers, why are they so different from each other?"

If it were an ordinary person, he would have walked away in anger after hearing such sarcastic words.

But Zhang Wei didn't care about that. Instead, he shook hands with Roddy and said modestly, "I'm just an intern lawyer. I'm still a long way from being a lawyer."

"Just call me Rody. Nice to meet you, Viagra." Zhang Wei really enjoyed Rody's call of Viagra. He immediately became more energetic and smiled happily.

"Hey, let's make progress together and learn together. Just call me Zhang Wei. I don't dare to be Wei Ge."

Teacher Zeng nudged Meijia's arm and bowed her head to remind her softly, "Meijia, be careful with your words."

"Ah..." Mika realized her mistake, a hint of guilt appeared on her face, and she stood up quickly.

"Well, Zhang Wei, I'm sorry for talking. I have to drink a glass of wine as a punishment."

"Oh, it's okay, it's no big deal. I know I do look like a loser." Zhang Wei waved his hand happily.

But Meijia didn't think so, and drank three cups as punishment.