"No, I'm faster than you." Rody said righteously.
"Hey, Luo, it's not shameful to lose to your master. It's obviously you who were slow." Saitama smiled kindly and shook his head.
"You're slow!" Rody's eyes flashed with fire.
"You're slow~" Saitama smiled kindly.
"You're slow!!!" Rody's eyes were dangerous.
"You~ are~ slow!" Saitama's smile was so mean that he wanted to be beaten.
Then...
"you.."
"you.."
"It's you!"
The old man became increasingly confused by the series of sonic attacks, and looked at the two people in front of him who were talking faster and faster.
"..."
These two guys! Are they mentally ill? ! ! (#`皿?)
...
"Ahem, you two should know that the hero test date is from 8 am to 6 pm today."
"Why are you taking the test now?"
But considering that both of them seemed very capable, and Yin Ya, as an old man, valued talent, he suppressed his anger and asked seriously.
Roddy stopped his boring argument with Saitama, thinking, "Asshole, I'll have a fight with him sooner or later." Then he forced himself to ignore the "yeah" gesture that Saitama made in a frivolous way.
After spending a long time with Saitama...he feels like he has become decadent.
But...anyway, Roddy is now at the top of the universe. Well, in the One Punch Man world, he is at least a super super god-level.
I’m the type that can blow up the earth with one punch, so I don’t care about these things anymore and just want to go crazy.
"Because we stayed up late last night and didn't go to bed until eight this morning." Saitama convinced his 'apprentice' and turned his head to speak honestly.
But Roddy caught the loophole and said, "Ha, I went to bed earlier than you. I went to bed at six o'clock."
As long as you go to bed earlier than the person who stays up till the end, it doesn’t count as staying up late, right?
"..." Black lines appeared on Saitama's forehead. Oops, he was suppressed again!
What to do? How to turn the game around!!!
Saitama began to use his super brain to think about how to suppress Rody again.
But the super brain told Saitama - aim at his face and punch him.
emmmmm...
Forget it, Saitama doesn't want to attack his good friend.
"Tomorrow, I will go to bed earlier than you." Saitama said.
Roddy put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly. He had finally gotten the upper hand.
“…Ahem!!!”
The old man felt as if the two children in front of him had never grown up since they came out of kindergarten.
"But if you're a hero, you can't stay up all night all the time."
"Why not?"
Roddy expressed doubt and looked at the old man with clear but stupid eyes.
"Because...because heroes need to save the world." The old man was speechless for a moment and could only force an explanation.
"Oh, when the world is in crisis, I will go to save it." Rody spread his hands indifferently.
Saitama followed up and said, "Hey, old man...can you take the test? If not, we'll leave."
I don't know if it would be the right choice to recruit these two strange guys into the Hero Association. The old man turned around and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief calmly.
"Since you want to be a hero so much, then follow me."
...
In the spacious testing hall.
The lights came on layer by layer, illuminating the originally dark space like day.
Soon, the sound of a police car was heard from outside.
"Old man, you don't think we are weird and want to lure us in and capture us, do you?"
Roddy finally got his mind back and looked suspiciously at the old man with his hands behind his back.
He thought the old guy had some ulterior motives.
"How is it possible..." The veins on the old man's forehead twitched a few times. He just sent the surveillance video he had just recorded to the headquarters.
It seems that the headquarters is very interested in these two newcomers who have never made a name for themselves.
Soon, a group of dedicated people responsible for testing came in from outside the door.
It seems that while Roddy and Saitama were arguing and chatting, these poor employees were called back to work overtime...
The old man was obviously more concerned about the floating Roddy.
If Roddy hadn't been floating, he wouldn't have come over to check, and he was prepared to make an exception and let them take the test in the evening.
...
Testing begins.
"So, Mr. Luo, can you get back to the ground and walk?"
Roddy was arranged to take the test first. After filling out a form with his name, age, gender, and home address, he took the strength test.
There were more than a hundred employees in the venue, all waiting to test him and Saitama. Well...is this considered special treatment?
Hearing the tester's question, Roddy looked down in surprise...Oh, so he was flying.
"I was wondering why you all seem like a bunch of dwarfs... I thought everyone in this world was this short."
Hearing Roddy's muttering, the staff's faces were filled with speechlessness.
I'm so angry...I want to beat him up, but it seems like I can't, so forget it.
Roddy stood still on his tiptoes, looked at the tester who was still a head shorter than him, and asked with a smile.
"So what to test?"
"Okay, let's start the test now." Seeing Rody's cooperation, the tester took a long breath, suppressed his anger, and began to ask: "Mr. Luo, are you a superpower?"
"That's right." Roddy nodded. Is there any need to ask this? It's just like asking his gender. Ha, bureaucracy!
"So where exactly do your superpowers manifest themselves?" the tester asked again, and the old man next to him also pricked up his ears to listen.
"Well... well, does it count if I know magic?" After hesitating, Roddy snapped his fingers, and a small flame appeared on his hand. Then Roddy took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it.
Phew~ A cigarette after dinner is better than being a living god.
"Okay, then may I ask how strong you are at your maximum strength? Do you have a test? Please divide it into wolf, ghost, tiger, and dragon, and describe it in detail."
The tester shook his hand, fanning away the smoke and reminding Roddy that smoking was not allowed during the test.
Given that Roddy has already demonstrated extraordinary strength, the initial physical fitness tests and so on can be postponed and the extraordinary strength tests can be carried out first.
But Roddy didn't answer for a long time.
The tester, the old man beside him, and Saitama watched Roddy empty himself.
Dead fish eyes
One minute...two minutes....three minutes!
"Sir, have you thought about it?"
The tester couldn't help asking.
"Oh, I was communicating with myself to see who has the strongest ability, but now they are fighting."
Rody spread his hands.
But the tester frowned: "Please don't joke sir, your every move is being recorded now, which may affect your subsequent evaluation."
Rody is innocent, he is telling the truth. Just now he entered the Black Hall with his consciousness and asked - now the Rodys are fighting, all wanting to prove that they have the strongest power, so it's his fault.
"If you must say, look at the moon up there."
Roddy pointed upwards, but there was a ceiling.
The tester and the old man beside him subconsciously looked up, then looked down again: "So, sir."
"If I sneeze, I can blow up the moon."
"..."
As soon as Roddy finished saying this, everyone in the room fell silent, and the testers stared at Roddy with question marks on their faces.
"Don't you believe it? How about I prove it?"
Roddy scratched his head. What was wrong with these people? Did they not understand what he was saying?
Rest today
As the title says, the Dragon Boat Festival is approaching at the beginning of the month, take a day off, don't miss it~
Chapter 313 So, please come and have a fist-to-flesh fight with me!
Look at Rody's serious expression.
The staff member took a deep breath, suppressed the anger that was about to burst out, and said with a black line on his forehead.
"Please don't joke around sir, this is a serious test. Please describe your superpowers in detail."
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