"I was wrong. I'm sorry!"
"Haha~"
Beichen Meiyi smiled evilly and rubbed her chin.
"Should I forgive you?"
"Please forgive me for the greater good!"
"What will happen? Please look forward to the upcoming "Kamen Rider Crocodile Super Battle DVD"!"
"It will be online soon, so be sure to look forward to Lady Theresa's performance!"
Like hosts of a TV show, the two little figures finished their announcement and waved in the direction of the camera, and the picture gradually became dim.
Only the final whispers between Theresa and Mei Beichen were left.
"Come on, Barr, didn't you just get beaten up by Abelut? How did you find the time to make a power-up item for me?"
Beichen Yayi: (? ?Well)
"Well, you're right. Since I don't have time, I won't repair it for you if it breaks in the future!"
"well!!!"】
Is this the Pure Love War God: Super Battle DVD? It seems to be a more light-hearted story type.
Such a light-hearted and funny trailer style is very different from the previous trailer style that often showed the destruction of the world and the strongest enemy. Many smart viewers have guessed the plot direction of this new video from this somewhat nonsensical trailer style.
Theresa was the happiest among them.
Although her image in the trailer is somewhat embarrassing, which attracted the audience to laugh at her, she will not forget the information revealed in the conversation between the Mei figurine and the Theresa figurine.
——Wahaha! I will soon have a new form, I am a little excited just thinking about it!
——Serve it up quickly!
Thinking of this, she immediately opened Dong Da Ma's page and couldn't wait to click on the hot video with viewers from all over the world.
However, she didn't expect that this "Super Combat DVD" would make her eyes go dark at the very beginning.
[The canvas shoes with magical girl prints and rainbow-colored socks sway up and down with the swing. The gold electroplated jacket and leopard print shorts are her last stubbornness. The lifeless eyes are blocked by star-shaped sunglasses, which also hide the loneliness of a performance artist who is not understood by the world.
The beginning of the plot.
Theresa, who was sitting on the swing, muttered "Why?" and once again showed the audience her stable outfit.
The voice in her head also turned into narration and a summary of the current situation to the audience.
"I, Theresa Apokalis, an assistant to the East District government, grew up enjoying the glory of my grandfather Otto. Because of my relationship with the demon scientist Baal who created Faust, I had a conflict with my grandfather and had to flee to the West District.
Afterwards, after enduring the inhumane toyourself by the big bastard Abel and the heartless robot Natasha, I grew up and became stronger, becoming Kamen Rider Crocodile and began to be active on the battlefield.
However, after getting rid of the influence of Pandora's Light, I soon realized Alberto's terrible ambition to destroy the earth, and turned to join forces with Kamen Rider Build to fight against Alberto.
But as Abelroot became stronger, I became more and more powerless without any strengthening props. Even my fashion taste, which I was proud of until now, was disliked by Seele, who even made a rule that Theresa and the dog were forbidden to enter Nashita!
Damn it! What a shame! ! ! ! "
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She jumped off the swing due to inertia and let out a sad roar towards the sky under the strange gazes of passers-by.
"Why? Why can't you understand my taste? It's obviously very beautiful, isn't it?"
"Uh, Ade."
"Um, Barr?"
When her name was suddenly called, Theresa instantly changed from a sad face to a poker face, and performed a Sichuan Opera face-changing for Beichen Meiyi on the spot.
She took off her sunglasses and looked at Beichen Meiyi who was walking towards her, and found that the latter was holding a long prop that matched her color, and looked a bit like a shaking rabbit tank bottle with crocodile elements.
Seeing that Theresa's attention was on her, Beichen Meiyi did not keep her in suspense and began to explain.
"This is the power-up tool I made for you."
"oh oh!!"
Theresa took the prop and looked at it with joy, and her previous resentment was instantly swept away.
"You made this just for me, thank you, Barr!"
"Well, due to time constraints, this item can only be adapted for the creation drive at present. I will try to modify it for the extrusion drive later."
"Oh! Thank you for your hard work!"
Theresa was so excited that she was about to hug Mei, but was suddenly interrupted by the sound of Crocodile's transformation standby. She took out her cell phone and saw that it was Xier calling her.
"Hey, what's going on?"
Finally having a new strengthening item, Theresa felt a little bit ecstatic, and even had some confidence when talking to Xier, who was at the top of the food chain in Nashita.
However, your uncle is still your uncle. Hearing Theresa's slightly arrogant attitude, Xier roared like a lion and beat her back to her original form.
"How dare you ask me!"
At this time, Xier, who was waiting in front of the department store in the commercial district, crossed her arms speechlessly.
"Didn't we agree that I would come with you to buy clothes today and meet you at the department store afterwards?"
"So, that's why I said I only wear custom-made clothes..."
"Shut up! You better take the train here right now! Otherwise I'll throw all the bitter melons in the refrigerator away!"
——Danger!
"Momordica charantia……"
It was like a bolt of thunder across the sky. Amid the sound of Crocodile King's standby in her mind, Theresa could no longer hear what Xier said afterwards.
"Bitter melon? Bitter melon, bitter melon! Bitter melon!?"
Theresa's world was filled with bitter gourds in an instant, but just as she was about to reach out to grab them, all the bitter gourds were grabbed away one by one by Xier holding a pitchfork in the posture of Runtu, and were used to do something inhumane.
Just imagining the scenario of not being able to eat bitter melon again, Theresa's body began to tremble unconsciously.
"Ah! I want to eat bitter melon! Don't cut my bitter melon!!!"
With a cry even more desperate than when Alto died, Theresa ran away, shocking Beichen Meiyi so much that she subconsciously stepped back half a step to make way for her. 】
Just three minutes into the video, Theresa experienced the destructive power of the "Ultra Combat DVD".
At this moment, she wished she could go back three minutes ago and slap herself to death for opening this video.
The audience in the forum were laughing so hard that their abdominal muscles burst, and even the weathered Theresa couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from her forehead.
"Fortunately, there is no "Super Battle DVD" by Huanmeng..."
[“Wait a minute!”
Not long after Theresa ran out, she suddenly stopped and covered her face, and the sobs in her mouth became more and more miserable.
"Does she want me to take the train?!"
At that moment, the little man in Theresa's heart suddenly began to be hit back and forth by the two imaginary trams, spinning and wailing.
Countless thoughts flashed through her mind like a barrage of thoughts.
——How do I take the tram?
——Where can I buy the ticket?
——Is it true that I can’t ride the tram without buying a ticket?
——How come the train is more troublesome than the slammer?
——Ade fell into chaos!
——I can no longer ask my grandfather to open a back door for me!
"thump!"
Feeling her brain was overloaded, Theresa knelt down on the spot and roared to the sky once again.
"How do I buy a train ticket!!!"】
Pure Love God of War: So cute.
Dr. Lobster: Just spoil her!
The disciple of Wushang Zizai Sect: Actually, I don’t know how to ride the tram either…
The dead fish eyes of the Great Teacher: Is this the life of the rich second generation? Corruption! Too corrupt!
Barbecued Cat: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Zhong Langzhu: The score on Liliyuan.
Emperor's Dance: I don't know how to buy tram tickets!
Devil Bomberman: Damn it *Sarkaz swear*, is this "Super Combat DVD" going to make me die of laughter?
Barus: Less than 5 minutes into the show, my mouth was almost crooked from laughing.
Demon Cluster: I have to admit, Theresa, you are stronger now!
The cutest person in the world: I don’t need this kind of recognition!
[“Ding! Ding! Ding!”
In the hot weather, Xier was tapping her own Martian wooden fish impatiently while waiting for Theresa to arrive.
An unknown amount of time had passed before a hoarse roar was heard from afar. Xier turned around and saw the new giant baby Nashita, who had made her so worried, running towards her with zombie steps, wearing a new skin that made her blood pressure soar.
God have mercy on me. No one knows how much mental strength Xier used at that time to not choose to turn around and leave immediately.
Looking at Theresa who came to her, supported on her knees and panting, Xier clenched her fists, but finally sighed and asked with some concern.
"What happened? Why do you look so tired? Did you encounter an enemy?"
"Huff, huff, huff... No."
"No?"
A question mark appeared above Xier's head, and she subconsciously took out her cell phone to check the time.
Well, it's been an hour and a half since she called.
"Why is it so slow? It shouldn't take 10 minutes to get here by train, right?"
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