Picked up the devil, but very traditional

Chapter 65 Don’t pinch my tail!

"Don't kill us. Even if you want to kill us, can you let us get revenge first? That guy named Huang Jian makes me really fucking mad."

The irritable woman said: "I don't know which consciousness is so cowardly. Don't let me find out, otherwise... humph! I will definitely bite myself hard!"

The weak girl said: "It seems... it's you."

"Me? Haha, I didn't expect you to be so filthy when you curse ghosts."

"It's really you." The green tea girl also echoed: "The bone structure is exactly the same as your face shape. If you don't believe me, see for yourself."

In addition to ashes, there was also a skeleton in the sofa, which was Huang Xuan’s wife.

The angry woman was quiet for a while: "Fuck! It's really me, WDNMD, kill me! Quick! Kill me! I won't live anymore!"

The green tea girl said: "No! I still want to live. I just grew legs. I want to work harder and grow that thing to feel good."

"Get lost! If you're a man, kill me now!"

Other voices on the sofa also began to dissuade them, and it became very lively for a while.

As the saying goes, three women make a play. There are definitely more than three women on this sofa, so it can definitely be considered a good show.

Gu En also listened to most of it, and after feeling that there was no useful information, he said, "I'll satisfy you."

Just as he was about to throw out the magic-sealing bottle, the irritable girl suddenly said, "Wait a minute!"

"Repented?"

"No, can you let me try that red thing?" Her voice suddenly became a little low:

"I feel like I may not have eaten anything this good while I was alive, and I want to try it after I die."

"I lived such a cowardly life, I deserve to die. If I had the temper I have now, I wouldn't have ended up like this."

"I'm still here cursing them. They must have had a much better life than me. At least they have a place to be buried, unlike me."

"Alas~ It's too late to say anything now. Hey, can you give me a bite? Even a death sentence should be accompanied by a last meal."

The room was quiet for a while, with only the sound of Melu smacking her lips while eating.

Gu En stood up, picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork and walked over.

The faces of the other people on the sofa all retreated, leaving only one face on the sofa, trying to open its mouth:

"Help me open my mouth, or I won't be able to eat it, ah~"

"Row."

hiss~

Gu En easily cut open a hole, and a large head with facial features but no hair rushed out.

Although it had seven mouths, six noses and five pairs of eyes, Gu En could still see its happy expression.

Seven bloody mouths attacked, and one of them said excitedly:

"You've been fooled! Hahaha!"

click!

The excitement on the alien spirit's face came to an abrupt end, because what it bit was not flesh, but a very hard object that it could not bite at all.

Ten eyes looked down at the same time. There was a black bottle, and the piece of meat was in Gu En's mouth.

"Uh... I said I was joking with you, you believed me... Aaaaah!"

Black mist surged out and collected it into the bottle.

"Are you crazy? Why did you talk just now?"

"Do you blame me? It must be because her hands were sweaty and someone saw it!"

"Nonsense! My hands didn't move, it must be my feet. Men like to see feet!"

Inside the bottle, the alien spirits were still arguing, but Gu En stopped listening and sat back to continue eating.

hiccup~

Meilu burped, looked at Gu En and smiled, "You also have the potential to be a demon. How about it, do you need me to turn you into a demon in the future?"

"Not for now, wait until I die before you turn around."

"Wouldn't that make me a lich?"

"Yes! Lich is good. I will definitely make my lich box bigger and put my computer and game console in it. I will also raise a cockroach. If space allows, I will put a pot of green radish in it so that I can breathe fresh air at any time."

"Pfft~" Melu laughed:

"Other liches want to be as small as possible, for fear of being discovered. But you want to make it bigger. It's really interesting. I feel like I won't be bored anymore after you go to hell."

Gu En had a yearning smile on his face: "Yes, then we can have fun easily."

His previous test was actually to verify the authenticity of the information.

It is certain that alien spirits have no memories, and it is also certain that they harbor malice towards humans and lack humanity, but Gu En is not sure whether they are inherently malicious.

The people he had met before were all old-timers who were good at lying. He had no idea what a newly born alien spirit would look like.

This time we can draw the conclusion after just one try, it is indeed true.

They are born with strong murderous intent towards humans, and the only thing that can suppress the murderous intent is the desire to survive. They don't care about the things that happened in their lives, no matter how tragic or cowardly they were.

They only use their tragic past as a means of self-torture to gain sympathy from others.

"If someone I know turns into a spirit in the future, I won't hesitate to take action."

"Gu En!"

Meilu suddenly shouted, "What are you thinking about? Come and play games with me. I can already crack your moves!"

"Really? Then, Mr. Meru, I'm going to use all my strength."

"That won't work. We agreed that you can only use one hand for the first minute! You have to keep the contract!"

"Okay, one hand is enough."

Thirty seconds later...

"Hey! Why did you use your feet? You're such a scoundrel!"

"You've already used your tail to secretly take away my battery, and you won't allow me to use my feet? You might as well just strangle me."

"Hmph~ Do you think I don't want to? The contract stipulates that I can't attack you, but removing the battery is not included in the terms of the contract."

"Ah! Don't you dare pinch my tail!"

"Hehe~ The contract doesn't stipulate this."

"Then let's add it."

"do not add."

"add!"

"do not add."

"add!!!"

"do not add."

……

On the other side, it’s sunny.

In the hotel box, a man in a suit was holding a microphone on the stage, looking confident and passionate.

"People always ask me how to succeed. I don't tell them directly, but give them an example."

"Before, an employee in my company not only betrayed me, but also slept with my wife, stole my mistress, seduced my daughter, and beat my son."

"But I didn't blame him, not at all. I gave him five million instead."

"Do you know why?"

"Because as the saying goes, a prime minister's stomach can hold a boat!"

"If a man wants to be successful, he must be generous. If he wants to succeed, he must endure what ordinary people cannot endure."

“Some people may say it’s difficult, but that’s why only a few people succeed.”

"You are the only one who has to bear the burden of the family." The master patted his shoulder.

"Only if you put your family here." The master patted his chest and said, "You can endure what ordinary people cannot endure."

"Understand the applause!"

clap clap clap!

Huang Xun clapped his hands excitedly below, because he had understood what the master meant. He would confirm it later and believed that he would be able to earn another 30 million soon!

Chapter 66 Men, Be Generous

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Huang?"

"It's me, you?"

"The master asked me to invite you to the backstage."

Huang Jian was stunned. He had been thinking of trying his luck later to see if he could meet the master in person, but he didn't expect that the master actually remembered him.

He quickly tidied up his appearance, tried hard to suppress the ecstatic expression on his face, and followed the employees to the backstage.

Along the way, he saw many business tycoons, faces that could only be seen in financial magazines or business news.

As the boss, Huang Xuan was able to speak foreign languages ​​well and could understand that they were asking their employees to meet the master and were willing to pay a lot of money.

But all of these employees refused without exception, and this scene made Huang Xuan feel proud.

I will be able to see the master whom they can’t see even if they pay money, and it is the master who invited me to come.

Haha, this is insight.

Soon they arrived at a room that was not too luxurious but full of the scent of books. Huang Xun saw the master standing by the window and hurried over.

With every step he took, he lowered his waist a little, appearing extremely respectful.