In Tokyo, even the most fierce dragon is afraid of the hatchet

Nagano Nao couldn't hold it anymore.

Ryutaro Nonomura cried heart-wrenchingly, with an extremely exaggerated expression, but not a single tear shed.

Such poor acting is almost as ridiculous as a stage play.

Sudden.

The scene changes.

It became a court trial.

I originally thought it was a member of parliament's candidacy introduction.

It actually jumped to the Kobe District Court's verdict on the case in which Ryutaro Nonomura lied about being on a business trip to defraud government activity expenses, was suspected of fraud, and forged and used stamped official documents. He was sentenced to three years in prison with a four-year reprieve.

The presiding judge, Tsuneo Samo, also gave the reason for his verdict, saying, "He betrayed the county residents for the sake of money, and showed no serious reflection during the public trial."

Sudden change in painting style.

This train of thought made Nagano Nao burst out laughing immediately.

I don’t usually watch TV, and I never expected that the TV stations could be so mean and despicable.

However, the three women present, both big and small, were not surprised at all.

Nagano Yuki said with disgust and aversion: "Damn it! How could such scum exist in Kobe! The reputation of our civil servants has been ruined by such bastards!"

"Civil servants still have a reputation? How come we junior high school students have never heard of this? Aren't they just a bunch of parasites sitting in offices doing nothing, buried in the soil, eager to suck the blood of the people, but ungrateful beetles?!"

"Qianxue, are you making indirect accusations?!"

"Hey, if you weren't guilty, why would you ask such a question?"

"..."

For no reason.

The two sisters were like natural enemies, fighting for no apparent reason.

Nagano Nao was so annoyed by the noise that he immediately shouted with the authority of the head of the family: "Don't you know how to be quiet while eating?"

The man's majesty is indeed terrifying.

Even though they were fighting for their lives, they were suppressed by the terrifying aura at this time. The two sisters glared at each other and obediently started eating again.

But the emperor, who was originally full of majesty, suddenly burst into laughter.

on TV.

The parliamentary election is back on topic.

Hayasaka Yoshihiro.

Graduated from Meiji University, visiting researcher.

Self-introduction: My goal was to become a strong politician, but in April I was diagnosed with osteoporosis.

Who can stand such a stupid operation?

Even Nagano Kanako covered her mouth, her breasts trembling and rising and falling, obviously she couldn't help laughing.

The following introductions of the candidates are enough to make people laugh like crazy.

Jinglin Chenning.

Yuan, a state diplomat.

He is keen on studying sewers. He once drank sewage by mistake and had a stomachache for two days.

Pay attention to the candidate, Koichi Suganno.

Yuan, real estate company management,

I am a dog lover, but I have been pretending to be a cat person for years because I am tired of being a human. Since I was a child, I have liked four-legged animals such as cats and dogs, and I have always fantasized that one day I could become one of them.

Hou Teng Naimei, a member of the Buyer Association,

His personality is that of a pig rushing forward, and he has crashed into a telephone pole three times...

......

Each candidate introduced himself/herself.

All the straight men in Nagano would laugh like a pig being slaughtered.

Not to mention Koizumi, Hashimoto and other guys who can become Prime Minister, even those members of parliament are all top bosses.

However, these grandfathers really bring shame to the bureaucratic class.

Not only do they not have the appearance of supreme authority, but they all give themselves such ridiculous self-introductions. Compared with the solemnity and authority that should exist, the contrast is too great.

Minister!

And there's that guy whose political creed is "Love your hometown is limitless". His status as speaker is the same as Kojiro Tsutsumi's. He actually said that he built a dam for his hometown and flooded it. This is too real for him!

Don't say anything else.

Iida Yoko has always been a big shot in the company, but now he has introduced himself as a fake, which is simply ridiculous.

Not to mention Koizumi, as the heir to the first political family, he is definitely a big shot. However, this guy's hairstyle is usually messy like a chicken coop, and he said that he even carries a comb with him. It is really speechless.

Ampere is even more outrageous. He even brought his wife out and said she was taking pet health supplements. I really don’t know if his wife will punch him to death.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Nagano Nao would not have believed that these guys who were supposed to be so high and mighty would actually destroy their own image and make such a stupid self-introduction.

Even though I saw it with my own eyes, as a fake Japanese soldier, I really couldn't understand how a man who should have been so high and mighty could end up in such a miserable and lowly state.

one night.

Nagano Naoto looked like a fool and was laughing at the serious self-introductions of the prefectural governments and members of parliament.

In the past, I would occasionally think about whether I should go into politics in the future, become a Member of the House of Commons, and then try my hand at the cabinet.

But after watching this kind of congressional election.

The idea of ​​becoming a bureaucrat was completely dispelled.

How miserable!

It's really too humble!

It's bad enough that he ruined his own image, but he also kneels down at every turn.

This is not running for a seat as a legislator or an official; it's simply running for a seat as a clown and a grandson.

soon.

A few familiar people appeared on TV again.

Seeing Makiko Tanaka on camera, the introduction finally seemed a little more normal.

This former 'First Lady', who was always known for her strict manner when going out, had straightforward and simple political declarations, and she wanted to use diplomacy to prevent the Yamato people from being colonized by illegal foreigners.

Seriously speaking, such a declaration is actually quite silly, but among a bunch of non-mainstream mottos, it is a rare serious one.

The night is getting darker.

Nagano Naoio really couldn't laugh anymore.

I feel like all the laughter for the whole year was laughed out of me today, and the muscles at the corners of my mouth are a little sleepy.

suddenly.

I felt movement behind me.

Look back.

Yuki Nagano was wearing pajamas, holding a bunch of talismans in her hands, her eyes rolling around, with a malicious look on her face.

"Yuki, what are you doing?" Feeling that his ghost wife wanted to harm him, Nagano Nao shouted.

Nagano Yuki blinked, held up two fingers and said, "What's this?"

"Idiot! Do you think I'm possessed by a ghost? Is it necessary to be so exaggerated?"

“But it really looks like it…”

A gentleman can tolerate.

This is intolerable.

Nao Nagano snatched the ghost-painted talisman from Yuki Nagano's hand and started biting Mickey Mouse.

It’s still the familiar color.

Nagano Yuki asked uncertainly: "Straight man, are you really not possessed?!"

Could you please not be so childish?

After all, he is a top student at the University of Tokyo!

"What do you mean by possessed? What's going on in your mind?"

"But straight man, you look weird tonight! You're smiling so weirdly..."

"What's so weird about that? Don't you think it's funny?"

talking.

Nagano Nao suddenly laughed neurotically again.

Nagano Yuki was horrified by the laughter.

"Kasan, come and help, the straight guy is really possessed by a ghost..."

"Don't shout, I was just thinking about how you would introduce yourself if you were to run for a seat in parliament!"

"..."

"..."

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"You're really not possessed?"

"Come on, you are a top student at the University of Tokyo, can you please stop being so superstitious?"

"What does this have to do with the University of Tokyo? I heard a while ago that a boy was possessed by a ghost and kept laughing..."