Infinite: From the Resident Evil
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Bayonetta was obviously not a homebody. She did not understand what Shen Ye meant by this and immediately asked in confusion: "Can a cat repay a favor? How do they repay a favor?"
"Become a cat girl." Shen Ye pointed his hand at his chest and said, "Become a cat girl this tall, very cute, and then marry the owner who adopts her."
Then he looked at the witch in front of him, shook his head, and said with regret: "You are too tall. If you are a cat, you must be a tiger, or a leopard. Of course, I hope you are a fox or a snake."
The black-haired witch was left speechless by Shen Ye's words. Apart from not being a stay-at-home girl, it was obvious that she had never heard of the Eastern legend of the fox and the snake repaying a favor.
However, the black-haired witch still managed to understand what Shen Ye meant. She pinched her brows and said unhappily: "I seem to understand what you want to say. In our Western legends, similar stories are usually not good stories, and the heroines of the stories are not cute creatures like cats and foxes. So do you know what it is?"
"I don't know." Shen Ye shook his head vigorously.
"Sheep." Bayonetta gave a meaningful smile.
"Uh... okay, I can imagine what you are talking about, but it's not the same as what I said." Shen Ye tried hard to forget the bad images in his mind, frowned and said: "Let's continue discussing cats."
"Okay!" Bayonetta nodded, then looked at Shen Ye's glass of wine, which had not been touched, and said, "But before we discuss it, cat lover, can you please finish the wine in your glass first? This is my treat."
"Do you have to pay to drink here?" Shen Ye picked up the wine glass, frowned and took a big sip. No matter how many times he drank it, he never liked this sweet foreign wine.
"Mr. Cat, we are discussing cats, don't change the subject. Also, Rodin is dead. I have worked here for twenty years, and this bar should belong to me." Bayonetta suddenly raised her voice, as if she wanted to inform someone.
However, Shen Ye's focus was not here. He frowned and said, "Miss Sister, don't give people random nicknames."
"Isn't this nickname nice? Mr. Cat." The black-haired witch supported her chin and looked at the man in front of her, with no intention of changing her name.
"Of course, this reminds me of the nickname someone gave me a few days ago." Shen Ye said distressedly, wondering why witches like to give people nicknames.
"Is it also related to cats?" The black-haired witch showed a curious look.
"Yes." Shen Ye nodded.
"Could it be Mr. Cat too?" The black-haired witch became even more curious.
Shen Ye shook his head: "No, it's the Cheshire Cat."
Bayonetta was stunned for a moment, with a thoughtful expression on her face: "She's also a woman?"
"Yeah, also a woman." Shen Ye stared at the black-haired witch, trying to see from her eyes whether she remembered something, but the witch's next words made him give up.
"I didn't expect it to be a woman who likes Cheshire Cat as much as I do." Bayonetta said with great interest.
Then she also stared at Shen Ye. After a while, she suddenly shook her head: "No, that nickname has been given to someone else."
"I'll continue to call you Mr. Cat." Bayonetta continued: "Or a cat lover."
"In fact, cat lover is not a good word in our place." Shen Ye said expressionlessly.
"Then Mr. Cat."
"I have a name. You can call me Shen like Enzo."
"Not as nice as Mr. Cat."
"..."
Taking a deep breath, Shen Ye slowly said: "Let's change the topic."
"But, it was you who said we wanted to discuss cats?" A smile appeared in the black-haired witch's eyes. She was very happy to have the verbal advantage.
Shen Ye said sullenly: "I suddenly don't like cats anymore."
"Cats are so cute, how can you not like them?" The smile in Bayonetta's eyes became even brighter.
"Because I can't tame her." Shen Ye glanced at her.
"Have you ever had a cat?" Bayonetta suddenly asked back.
"It seems... not." Shen Ye thought about it and answered uncertainly. Although Joan of Arc would occasionally turn into a cat to play with him, she was still a human after all.
"Then why do you say you can't tame it?" Bayonetta asked with her head tilted, holding a lollipop that she had taken out from somewhere in her hand. She licked it with her tongue.
"You said it yourself, okay?" Shen Ye decided to use the same rhetoric that Bayonetta had used against him before to deal with her.
But he obviously forgot that Bayonetta was a woman, and a witch at that. She looked puzzled: "When did I say that?"
"Just now, you said that cats are animals that are difficult to tame. Have you forgotten?" Shen Ye asked unhappily.
"Did I say that?" Bayonetta blinked her eyes, innocent like a real nun: "Sorry, I forgot."
Shen Ye paused for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "So you are playing rogue? Miss Sister, you are a lady."
But Bayonetta smiled charmingly: "I'm sorry, but I'm not a lady, I'm..."
As she spoke, the nun's hat on Bayonetta's head was suddenly torn off, revealing her long black hair. The long black hair seemed to have life and moved without wind, and stretched out crazily at an extremely fast speed.
At the same time, the nun's uniform on Bayonetta made a tearing sound, and then, with a bang, pieces of cloth exploded all over the sky.
But Shen Ye saw almost nothing, because at the moment the nun's uniform exploded into pieces, Bayonetta's hair had already surrounded her key parts, and then turned into a black tights to wrap her up... Well, in fact, except for those two key parts, Shen Ye saw everything.
At this time, Bayonetta continued what she hadn't finished saying: "I am... a witch."
……
(Hmm, write slowly, take your time)
(Okay, I’m really not good at writing stories where the protagonist takes the initiative. I’m always used to writing stories where the protagonist is flirted with by female characters… Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I’m still single. Tears welling up in my eyes…)
Chapter 512! Did I show up at the wrong time?
……
You are a witch so what? Why do you keep having your clothes exploded?
Shen Ye grabbed the piece of cloth that hit his face and threw it away, thinking expressionlessly.
Then he glanced around a few times, and it seemed that he didn't see any underwear, so it seemed that the black-haired witch was hanging around.
Of course, it is also possible that the Black-Haired Witch used her magical hair to turn into underwear, but she just didn't see it.
Thinking this in his mind, Shen Ye looked again at the black-haired witch biting a lollipop in front of him.
To be honest, the temperament of the black-haired witch has changed greatly at this time. If you can still see a hint of holiness on the face of the black-haired witch in nun's clothes when you first met her, then the black-haired witch now is like a combination of desires.
Putting aside her curvy figure, her face alone is enough to arouse a man's deepest desires. Coupled with her mouth that always has a faint smile on it and the beauty mole below the corner of her mouth, it is hard not to attract attention.
In other words, her every smile, frown, and every move exudes the aura of a mature woman all the time.
Shen Ye began to look at the witch in front of him again.
"Am I good-looking?" Bayonetta noticed the way Shen Ye looked at her. Her tongue moved flexibly, and the lollipop in her mouth rolled from the left corner of her mouth to the right corner of her mouth. Combined with her lustful eyes, it was hard not to think of something wrong.
The witch is simply cast in the same mold, whether it's the way they speak or the way they move...
People's minds can sometimes be deceived, but their eyes and body reactions will never be. If it looks good, it looks good, so Shen Ye told the truth: "It looks good."
As if to add to his persuasiveness, he nodded vigorously. After all, it was an aesthetic approval.
Seeing Shen Ye nod so affirmatively, the black-haired witch smiled. Although she had heard the same words many times by others, they just didn't seem as pleasing to the ear as when spoken by the man in front of her.
But women have always been strange creatures, not to mention witches, so Bayonetta curled her lips and said: "It's a pity that you can only watch."
Somehow, Shen Ye's emotional intelligence exploded at this moment, and he nodded and said: "In fact, just looking at it is a kind of enjoyment."
The black-haired witch, who was praised again, didn't realize that her eyes were almost narrowed into a line due to laughing. The smile that couldn't be hidden at the corners of her mouth made her next words sound more like a question.
"You must have deceived a lot of women with this mouth. Let me guess, at least five. Ah! You are such a promiscuous man."
"I am a little promiscuous, but I never rely on my mouth to win the favor of women. Also, actually, what you said is too little. You can say a higher number that is difficult to imagine." Shen Ye said seriously.
Bayonetta really thought about it for a while, then tentatively said a number: "Twenty?"
"It's a negligible number." Shen Ye smiled and shook his head, "You can add more, and double it."
But Bayonetta curled her lips in disdain. The more Shen Ye said this, the more she didn't believe it. She even began to suspect that the man in front of her was just good at talking, but actually had no contact with many women.
"If I say a thousand or ten thousand, you will probably nod, right?" Bayonetta spat out the lollipop in her mouth, turned her slender, white and long hands, took out another lollipop and put it in her mouth. She really likes to eat it.
"Of course." Shen Ye nodded with a little pride.
"Tsk, you're lying." Bayonetta rolled her eyes at Shen Ye and said disdainfully: "A man's self-esteem, pitiful self-esteem, is it so difficult to tell the truth?"
Seeing Shen Ye's expression suddenly become helpless, Bayonetta felt that she had touched his heart, and said with a smile: "Do you want me to be your first one?"
Although she had lost her previous memories, she still knew her own age and was more than old enough to be the older sister of the man in front of her.
"It's a pity that you are late. Even if you don't mind, you can only be the second one." Shen Ye shook his head and added in his heart, only in this world.
"Really?" Bayonetta didn't believe it. She sucked the lollipop in her mouth, picked up the wine glass and took a sip, then continued: "I can be the first one. Of course, it depends on your ability."
Shen Ye said unhappily: "Why don't you look at your ability?"
Bayonetta's eyes suddenly lit up: "It seems that my guess is correct. You are not actually an active man, so you like to be passive?"
Shen Ye didn't say anything, just took a sip of wine.
Bayonetta propped up her chin and laughed again, saying, "Do you want me to take the initiative?"
"No need." Shen Ye was a little unhappy. How did he go from flirting with women to being flirted with by women?
"Don't be shy, Mr. Cat, I will be gentle." Bayonetta saw that Shen Ye was unhappy, and she felt excited from head to toe.
"I should be the one saying this." Shen Ye glared at her. He was more used to being on top, okay?
Bayonetta seemed to have guessed what Shen Ye was thinking, and said with a smile: "It's okay to change positions occasionally!"
Shen Ye glanced at her again, but when he was about to say something in rebuttal, the small door of the wine cellar opened and Enzo squeezed out from behind the small door with great effort.
At the same time, he was still saying: "I seem to hear you discussing some positions... Damn it, Rodin, you are so big, how can you make the door so small."
After he finally squeezed out, he continued: "So what were you discussing just now?"
"As you heard, we were just discussing the topic of body positions and postures," Bayonetta said, shrugged.
"Can we discuss this kind of topic? When did your relationship become so good?" Enzo came over with a puzzled look on his face, and then he saw the pieces of nun's uniform all over the floor.
After rubbing his eyes vigorously and blinking them, Enzo said incredulously: "What happened here during the ten minutes I was away? What did you do?"
Bayonetta lifted her long legs and said with a smile in her eyes: "As you can see."
Hiss... Enzo took a breath of cold air. He felt that the bar was even colder than the wine cellar.
"Shen... could it be you?" He looked at Shen Ye.
Shen Ye was still very honest. He spread his hands and said, "Even if something happened, you should be able to hear it, right?"
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