Infinite: From the Resident Evil

After putting on those high heels, Joan of Arc was almost half a head taller than Shen Ye. She put one arm around Shen Ye's neck and pointed the muzzle of the gun at Shen Ye's temple with the other hand, warning Bayonetta not to act rashly. However, her body was pressed tightly against Shen Ye's back, and the softness of her chest almost made Shen Ye hum in comfort.

"Mr. Cat..."

Bayonetta frowned upon seeing this. She looked at Jeanne coldly and said, "Isn't my goal yours? Why did you attack him?"

"Because... I'm a bad guy." Jeanne said with a smile: "Female bad guy... No, it should be called a bad woman, Bayonetta, do you know how a bad woman will deal with your man?"

Bayonetta narrowed her eyes and slowly put down the gun. Although she still did not sense murderous intent from the silver-haired witch, she felt something was wrong.

"Jenny, what do you want to do?" Shen Ye asked, opening and closing his lips gently in a voice that only the two of them could hear.

"Of course I teased her on purpose..." Jeanne smiled charmingly, then lowered her head, bit Shen Ye's earlobe and said, "I missed you so much during the days you were away. Every day I would sleep in the bed you slept in, wear the shirt you left behind, smell the scent on it, and brush my teeth with your toothbrush... Also, I felt very uncomfortable holding it in, how are you going to compensate me?"

Hearing these words, Shen Ye twitched his lips. Why did he feel that Jeanne was describing him as a nymphomaniac...

Bayonetta, who was more than ten meters away from Shen Ye and Jeanne, could not hear their conversation. The demonic power emanating from Jeanne prevented the sound from propagating, but she could see that Shen Ye's expression seemed to be getting a little worse.

She suddenly became nervous, but soon she saw a scene that made her grit her teeth.

Because after Jeanne said those words, she looked up and glanced at Bayonetta again.

"Bayonetta, watch out, a man needs to be given benefits, otherwise he won't be satisfied."

After saying this, she stuck out her pink tongue and gently licked Shen Ye's cheek in front of Bayonetta, making Shen Ye feel uncomfortable, after all, Bayonetta was still watching him.

"Joan of Arc, stop playing." He reminded in a low voice.

But Joan of Arc didn't care at all, and instead wanted to go further.

A witch is still a woman after all. Before she recovered her memory and reunited with her best friend, Jeanne's behavior made Bayonetta very unhappy.

She suddenly began to understand the feelings of the victims in the Japanese action movies she had secretly watched before.

"Damn it..." Bayonetta gripped her two pistols tightly, but just as she was about to take a step forward, she saw Jeanne put her index finger on the trigger, so she had to stop again.

"Let him go, I can give you whatever you want." Bayonetta shouted helplessly.

"Then I only want him." Joan of Arc raised her head with satisfaction and looked at Bayonetta with a smile.

Bayonetta said coldly: "Don't even think about it, that's my Mr. Cat."

"Really? Then I hope you can tie him down tightly." Joan of Arc said with a smile, then she looked up at the sky and continued: "But now I have other things to do, I will return the man to you first, and I will ask you for him next time."

After saying that, she let go of Shen Ye, pushed him forward gently, turned around and jumped high into the air.

"Goodbye, Bayonetta."

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(I like writing about women fighting the most)

Chapter 530! Scarborough Fair

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After taking a look at the disappearing silver-haired witch, Bayonetta immediately stepped forward and hugged Shen Ye, who was staggering from being pushed.

"Are you okay?" The black-haired witch was touching Shen Ye randomly. In fact, she had been paying attention to the silver-haired witch's movements, but her concern made her distracted.

Shen Ye shrugged: "Do I look like I'm in trouble?"

"Yes, you must have felt very comfortable when she licked you just now." Bayonetta's face turned cold, and she pushed Shen Ye away again, saying with disdain: "Don't come near me before you wash your face."

Hearing this, Shen Ye felt a little numb. Does Miss Witch have a mysophobia?

As Shen Ye was thinking helplessly, the black-haired witch drew a magic circle and brought him back to the human world.

However, the moment the two returned to the human world, the witch time ended and everything around them began to move again.

At this moment, Enzo's terrified cry was heard from above.

"Ahhh...help..."

Shen Ye glanced at Bayonetta who had no intention of saving anyone, so he had to jump into the air and catch Enzo and his sports car who were falling.

Throwing Enzo into the driver's seat, Shen Ye landed next to Bayonetta, but the black-haired witch snorted coldly and returned to the car.

"I'm really so innocent!"

Shen Ye sighed and jumped into the car. Fortunately, Bayonetta did not drive him to the passenger seat, but just took out a bottle of mineral water from under the seat and handed it to him.

"Wash your face."

"okay!"

Shen Ye immediately took the bottle of mineral water, opened it, poured some water on his face, rubbed it a few times, and said, "Okay, I'm clean."

Bayonetta looked at him for a long time before she smiled. Then she held his face and gave him a gentle kiss.

At this time, Enzo, who was still in shock, slowly came back to his senses. He adjusted his hat and muttered loudly: "What on earth happened to that plane?"

But Shen Ye and Bayonetta ignored him, so he continued: "Well, no matter what happened, at least my car is fine. But can't you comfort me? I'm scared to death."

"Just drive your car." Bayonetta glanced at him, but she was thinking in her heart, she really seemed to have seen that silver-haired witch somewhere.

A picture slowly emerged in her mind...

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After half an hour.

Hell's Gate Bar.

"It seems like your journey here wasn't smooth, Bayonetta. How much do my family hate you that they actually sent angels to attack you in public."

Rodin, the owner of the Hell's Gate Bar, poured the finest whiskey into two polished glasses and handed them to Shen Ye and Bayonetta who were sitting next to the bar.

He used to be an angel, but later fell for unknown reasons, so he used the term "maternal family".

"Hey, Rodin, you only poured wine for them two, where is mine?" Enzo, who was sitting at a table, shouted dissatisfiedly.

Rodin snorted coldly, picked up a bottle of cheap whiskey and threw it over: "You only deserve to drink this. When you pay the bill, I will give you good wine."

"Actually, this one is pretty good." Enzo said with a wry smile, then picked up the bottle and took a big gulp.

Rodin glanced at him and ignored him, turning to look at Bayonetta: "The last time things went smoothly, but this attack seems very strange. I seem to smell the smell of conspiracy, as if someone is deliberately luring the angels to attack you. Ha, I suddenly suspect that the person who came up with this conspiracy wants to cause a war between heaven and hell."

"The war has nothing to do with me. I just want to figure out one thing now, who am I?" Bayonetta took a sip of wine, glanced at Shen Ye who was drinking silently beside her, and smiled: "Then I will find a quieter city to live with my Mr. Cat."

"Your relationship is heating up very quickly. How far has it reached?" Rodin suddenly asked curiously.

"We're living together." Bayonetta smiled, "The next step is to sleep in the same bed and have children."

"You should find a man, after all, you are not young anymore." Rodin also laughed, then turned and walked towards the wine cabinet.

At this moment, the wine cabinet suddenly split apart from the middle to both sides, revealing the weapon rack hidden behind the wine cabinet.

"However, before I search for your lost memories, I decided to give you a gift. I feel your journey will not be easy."

Rodin squatted down and took out a plate covered with a cloth with a mysterious pattern from under the weapons rack.

"Look, this is made of an alloy that even demons are afraid of."

As he spoke, Rodin tore open the cloth, revealing four pistols inside.

"Scarborough Fair, that's what they're called."

"They are so beautiful."

Looking at the four gorgeous pistols on the plate, Bayonetta showed a satisfied expression on her face, but she did not perform a gorgeous dance like in the original book. She just raised her hand and wiped the four pistols, and put them away with magic.

Then she said, "Rodan, don't you have any weapons ready for my cat?"

Luo Dan spread his hands helplessly: "No... But you haven't even married him yet, and you're already thinking about getting benefits for him?"

"He's my man, so of course I have to treat him better. Otherwise, what if someone takes him away from me?" Bayonetta said with lingering fear.

"So, if you have any treasures, take them out and give them to him for self-defense." Bayonetta continued.

Luo Dan rolled his eyes and said, "With his skills, what treasure does he need to protect himself? Have you forgotten what happened last night?"

"You can never have too many means of self-defense," Bayonetta said, shaking her head.

"It's a pity that I really don't have it anymore. Even this Scarob Fair cost me a lot of money to create." Rodin also shook his head.

"Okay then." Bayonetta didn't force it and turned to look at Enzo who had almost finished a bottle of wine.

"Now, it's your turn to tell me the intelligence you've gathered."

Enzo could drink a lot, and a bottle of wine did not affect his thinking. He said slowly: "The news I got is in a place called Vigrid in Europe..."

After a while, after listening to Enzo's story, Bayonetta looked at Shen Ye who was still drinking the glass of wine and asked: "Mr. Cat, are you interested in going to Europe with me?"

"What do you think?" Shen Ye looked at him, feeling a little excited, but not looking forward to meeting his father-in-law, but looking forward to meeting the childhood Bayonetta.

"I knew you wouldn't refuse." Bayonetta smiled and took the initiative to kiss Shen Ye regardless of Rodin and Enzo being beside her.

"So, honey, let's go book the tickets now."

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(It’s been more than 40 chapters, and I’ve only just written the beginning of the plot, hiss)

Chapter 531! The best meeting gift

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Although booking air tickets is something that can be done with hands, there is ready-made labor available, so Bayonetta directly handed it over to Enzo, and she and Shen Ye returned home directly after drinking.

In the bedroom, Bayonetta was packing her luggage. After all, this was a long journey and she might have to stay in Europe for a long time.

Just as she was packing her luggage, Enzo called her. He was extremely efficient and had already booked flights for her and Shen Ye, and they would depart tomorrow morning.

This made Bayonetta a little anxious, and she felt that time was a bit tight. She had originally wanted to find time tomorrow to buy some nice clothes, especially underwear, but it seemed like it was too late.

After packing up some useful clothes and putting them away using magic, Bayonetta returned to the living room. When she found that Shen Ye had not come out of the bedroom yet, she went to the kitchen again.

She is leaving tomorrow and doesn't know how many days it will take for her to come back, so she plans to make a big dinner tonight.

However, the dishes she made with her skills were only edible, and she only knew a few styles... God had mercy on her, she was now in America, where the menu was not much better than that of some European troublemaker, and the fact that she could fry a decent soft-boiled egg was better than half of the housewives in this country.