Infinite: From the Resident Evil

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Chapter 551! Difficult to choose

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Although they experienced a lot during this period, in fact, only a few days had passed. The three of them bought some food and daily necessities and returned to Jeanne's apartment. When they opened the room, there was no dust inside.

The black-haired witch was a little disappointed when she saw this. She wanted to see Joan of Arc in embarrassment, but it was obvious that Joan of Arc took care of the room very often. She was a diligent woman.

But the black-haired witch still found fault: "It's just a little small."

"Because I lived alone before, and after Shen came, the two rooms were just right for each of us." The silver-haired witch put the bag in her hand on the ground, took out three pairs of slippers from the shoe cabinet, and after arranging them, she continued: "Actually, I think two bedrooms and one living room are still a bit big."

"If it's a one-bedroom apartment, where does he sleep?"

The silver-haired witch said as a matter of course: "Of course you sleep with me."

"The bed in the master bedroom is very big, so it's no problem for two people to sleep on it, and they can sleep in any position."

"It sounds like you've tried a lot of different things?" The black-haired witch put on her slippers and walked in. Her figure was almost the same as the silver-haired witch, and the slippers fit her feet perfectly.

"Oh! There's nothing I can do. Who told him to like it?" The silver-haired witch sighed helplessly.

"Come to think of it, you haven't tried it yet, have you?"

"Who said that? We slept in the same bed the first day we met." Bayonetta's tone was particularly serious because she was not lying.

Jeanne was walking towards the kitchen with the bag in her arms. She turned back and said, "Better than me. We even slept in separate rooms for a while."

Bayonetta seemed very happy to have turned the tables. "It seems that your charm is still not as good as mine."

Joan of Arc didn't say anything, but took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator and threw it to Shen Ye.

Shen Ye took the Coke, opened it and took a sip, then turned on the TV and started watching.

To be honest, he couldn't participate in the conversation between the two witches at all, so keeping silent was the best way at this time.

However, there were basically no German TV programs that suited Shen Ye's taste. After changing channels with the remote control for a long time, he turned his head and looked towards the kitchen.

Bayonetta and Jeanne were busy there.

Although Bayonetta claimed that she was a guest, she still picked up some ingredients in the supermarket.

This may not be without the intention of competing with Joan of Arc.

However, thinking of Jeanne d'Arc's cooking skills, Shen Ye sighed. The extra 500 years of experience was definitely not a matter of eating more salt than Bayonetta, it was a real dimensionality reduction attack.

So he began to give himself a shot in the arm in his mind: "Well, anyway, when someone asks me whose food is delicious, I will just say that both of them are delicious!"

"But this seems a bit perfunctory...so should we just keep silent?"

"No, that's not good."

“It’s really hard for me to do this!”

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Until the two witches finished cooking their respective dishes, Shen Ye was still struggling with this problem. Making a prompt decision was definitely not suitable for his current situation of fraternity. The most important thing in managing the harem was fairness.

“So, let’s praise them all.”

Thinking this, Shen Ye stood up and walked towards the dining table.

At this time, the table was already filled with various delicacies, as well as a bottle of champagne and a bottle of Joan of Arc's collection of wine. The two witches had already been standing beside the table, but they did not sit down. Instead, they looked at him together.

Shen Ye pondered in his mind: "Does he want me to take a seat first? But judging from the atmosphere, it doesn't seem like that!"

Therefore, he did not dare to sit down first, but just observed the expressions of the two witches, but he still could not see their true thoughts.

Fortunately, Bayonetta spoke at this time.

"Don't you know what you're going to do yet?"

"Uh..." Shen Ye scratched his head, then shook it. Women change their attitudes faster than turning pages of a book, and their minds are more complicated than tangled yarn. He couldn't guess what they were thinking at this moment.

The silver-haired witch shrugged at the black-haired witch and said with regret, "It seems that our men have not yet learned how to be proper gentlemen. They don't even know how to help the ladies to take their seats."

The black-haired witch had the same expression and said, "Yes, it seems we should hire an etiquette teacher to teach Mr. Cat."

I don't want to learn any Western etiquette. Also, can't you just say it clearly?

But these are not Shen Ye’s most headache-inducing problems at the moment. His most headache-inducing problem now is obviously the issue of sequence.

It’s a bit difficult to decide who goes first and who goes later!

If he knew Jeanne first, he should have helped her to take her seat first, but...

Shen Ye glanced at Bayonetta carefully.

However, the two witches' eyes were on him, and they noticed this little action very keenly.

After a quick thought, Jeanne guessed what Shen Ye was thinking. She immediately looked at Bayonetta and said, "Theresa, you are not a stingy person, right?"

Bayonetta didn't know what Jeanne meant, so she said directly, "Generally speaking, I'm a very generous woman, but... women tend to be petty, you know that, right?"

"Looks like there's nothing to talk about?" Joan of Arc narrowed her eyes slightly.

Bayonetta's eyes narrowed as well: "What do you think?"

I think it would be best if everyone sat down by themselves, Shen Ye thought to himself.

Seeing that the atmosphere between the two sisters was a bit tense, Shen Ye cleared his throat and said, "You don't necessarily need me to help you take your seats. Nowadays, we all emphasize gender equality, so...how about you help me take my seat?"

"No!" the black and white witches said in unison.

But they immediately said again at the same time: "Okay."

They also realized that this was the only way to break the stalemate at the moment, otherwise they would not have the meal.

Then the two witches walked behind Shen Ye at the same time and placed their hands on the back of the chair at the same time.

Seeing this, Shen Ye couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up for his cleverness in his heart, and then he lowered his butt and said with a smile: "Thank you for your hard work!"

"It's not hard work!"

"It should!"

The black and white witch said at the same time.

Next, they returned to their seats, but they did not move their chopsticks and knives and forks, and just looked at him in unison.

Shen Ye's throat rolled, he knew that a new problem had arisen.

Taking a look at the obviously different dishes on the table, Shen Ye tried to put on a smile and said in a very exaggerated tone: "Wow, today's dishes are really good, they all look very delicious, your cooking skills have improved a lot!"

"So could you please not be so general?" Jeanne said unhappily. The dishes she cooked obviously looked more delicious than Bayonetta's.

"Please tell the truth." Bayonetta also frowned and said.

Aren't you courting death?

Shen Ye looked at Bayonetta, but his tone was very firm: "Anyway, it looks delicious. Hey, hurry up and eat it. The food will not taste good if it gets cold."

As he spoke, he picked up the knife and fork and started cutting the veal steak on the plate as if no one was around.

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(Another relative has a birthday tonight, I have to go out for dinner, I will try to update early... maybe!)

Chapter 552! What is Police and Thief?

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In fact, the veal steak was made by Bayonetta. To be honest, it was a little overcooked and a little hard to bite, but it tasted good. At least Shen Ye, a picky person, nodded in agreement. However, the portion was a little small and it was gone in a few bites.

"If you like it, eat my portion too."

Bayonetta was very satisfied with Shen Ye's performance. She could see that Shen Ye's expression did not seem fake. Seeing that he had finished his portion, she quickly picked up her portion with a knife and fork and put it on Shen Ye's plate.

"Ok!"

Shen Ye breathed a sigh of relief. This was a good start.

Seeing that Shen Ye was eating so happily, Joan of Arc pushed a portion of beef stewed in red wine that she had made in front of him.

"Try this, it's a hot dish."

Beef stew in Burgundy red wine is a classic French dish. It usually takes several hours to stew it until it is fully flavored and tender. But for a witch with magic, magic can shorten the stewing time, so she is very confident about her dish.

This was not the first time Shen Ye had eaten this dish. Joan of Arc often cooked it for him some time ago. Just by looking at the color of the dish, he knew that the taste was the same as before, definitely not much different.

While chewing a veal steak, Shen Ye scooped a spoonful of meat and soup into his mouth. At this moment, he had no time to talk. He even felt his mouth was too small for eating.

After finally swallowing the food in his mouth, Shen Ye didn't look at the two witches, but just nodded and said, "Delicious!"

"So, you're complimenting me on how well I cooked my veal steak?"

"I think he was saying something about my good goulash."

After hearing this conversation, Shen Ye remained even more silent. At this time... whatever he said would be wrong.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, the two witches began to put food on his plate, saying things like "this is delicious."

Shen Ye could only eat in silence. After a while of eating, he was full. Most of the food on the table went into his stomach. Even though his digestive ability was many times stronger than before, he still felt the long-lost feeling of being full.

"I'm full, I'm going to take a shower!"

Unable to eat any more, Shen Ye threw his knife and fork on the table, stood up and walked towards the bathroom. He carried his clothes with him in the space, so he didn't have to go to Joan of Arc's room to look for them.

"I'm full too. I'll wash with you."

Joan of Arc also put down her knife and fork, stood up and followed.

In fact, she and the black-haired witch didn't eat much at all, but witches are so strange. They are the kind of people who can be full even if they drink the northwest wind.

Looking at the two people who stood up and left one after another, the black-haired witch hesitated for a moment. She had never done those things with Shen Ye before, so she was a beat slow to react, but thinking about what she said yesterday, she still stood up.

"Jenny, I hope your bathroom can accommodate three people." She said behind Jeanne.

"It can only accommodate two. If there is one more, it will be too crowded." Jeanne stopped Bayonetta and said, "You are so tall, you will take up too much space."