Copy of the reckless man: I can see the status bar

Mr. Lu simply ignored the fact that the house he has lived in for many years actually belongs to his own cat - a kitten having a poop scooper, this is simply against the will of heaven!

Lu Wenwu is very aware of his own fighting ability, and Xiaobao also has the same idea.

After all, it is this poop scooper that has been watching over my family until now.

They are both top geniuses, but it is simply a pipe dream for the shit shoveler to gain the power to beat it directly in a copy.

So, Xiaobao simply put away the prototype of the Wind Realm, and everything returned to calm in the God of War Arena.

As a physical training master, Lu Wenwu only has these three skills, and his strength has been tested to the limit.

There is no need to fight any further.

Xiao Bao revealed his true form and turned back into the handsome blond boy, but the shock in his eyes took a long time to disappear.

It came to Lu Wenwu and pinched and touched its owner's strong muscles here and there, as if it had seen the most delicious dried fish in the world.

If the Confucian teacher had the good fortune to watch this competition, he would surely be shocked and his eyes would pop out.

Those who had sparred with "Master Lan", including him, looked frustrated and doubtful about life after the fight. They simply could not imagine that such a powerful creature could exist in the world.

But what was your condition after the fight, Lu Wenwu?

"Mr. Lan" was actually shocked!

Is this reasonable?

In fact, it makes sense.

The expression on Xiaobao's face did not gradually subside during the physical examination, but instead became more and more intense.

It stared at Lu Wenwu with its round eyes in disbelief, trembling so much that it was unable to speak.

Lu Wenwu rubbed its hair expertly, scratched its chin, and asked with a smile, "What's wrong, baby? Is there something wrong with my body? Why do you look like that?"

"Don't tickle my chin in human form, tickle!"

Xiaobao glared at Lu Wenwu again, slapped Lu Wenwu's left hand away with one claw, and let his right hand "do whatever it wants".

But soon, its expression of disgust and impatience turned into shock again, plus a strong suspicion of its cat life.

"No, damn, you have a brain full of muscles, what's the right?"

Xiaobao hammered Lu Wenwu's pectoralis major with all his strength, making a dull "bang bang" sound like beating a drum.

In those big eyes, there was even greater dissatisfaction.

"One instance! It was only one instance. You were there for less than three years at most! You went straight from not knowing anything to materializing the power of laws. And it was a ridiculously abstract dream law. You must be kidding me!"

Lu Wenwu laughed: "The human body is amazing, isn't it!"

"Amazing you, uncle!"

Xiaobao was indignant and hit him even harder.

"Is it because your body is stronger? So you can withstand more power of the law? How did you create the domain? Or did you use a tricky method, giving up the outside world and compressing the embryonic form of the domain directly into your body?"

"Secret." Lu Wenwu smiled and blinked, "If you want to know, just ask the same question! Hehe, you know what I want to know. Don't worry, I'm very tight-lipped and will never leak it out."

Xiaobao's eyes began to switch back and forth like a slide show, and his pretty little face was visibly troubled.

Seeing that things were going well, Lu Wenwu began to strike while the iron was hot: "Look, baby, Maomao and I have basically no secrets from you. I just want to satisfy a little curiosity. I promise!"

I was confused for five minutes.

Xiao Bao then raised his head and said with difficulty: "It's a deal, but after I say it, you are not allowed to make fun of me!"

"Promise, I promise!" Lu Wenwu immediately spoke righteously.

"Ugh"

Xiaobao sighed, took out two old-looking armchairs, and sat down on them.

When Lu Wenwu was about to sit down, it quickly said, "Control yourself. These two swords are genuine antiques. Ordinary items can't bear your weight."

Lu Wenwu cast a spell using the law of dream before sitting down and making an "OK" gesture.

He was very considerate and took out a small table, which was filled with a lot of delicious spiritual food dried fish and freeze-dried food made from the flesh and blood of extraordinary creatures. Then he pretended to listen attentively.

The corner of Xiaobao's mouth twitched.

Although I do like the stuff made by the shit shoveler, this style of painting is obviously not right when compared with the current atmosphere!

Forget it

I've gotten used to his weird mental state over the years.

Let the people you raise be who they are.

After comforting himself, Xiaobao began to talk about the past.

"You know, I am a type of British shorthair cat in your human definition - a blue cat. So, I also traveled across the ocean to come to the land of China."

"At that time, Great Britain was still in the Tudor era. I was just an ordinary cat, born on a ship and lived on a ship. At best, I was smarter than other cats because I could understand human language from that time on."

"I don't know if you've read about medieval history. In order to keep away rats and to provide some spiritual comfort during the long, monotonous life at sea, the Western devils kept cats on their ships."

"But damn, these damn two-legged beasts should consider the feelings of us cats! Just because you are uncomfortable, do we think we will be comfortable?"

"It's really hard to be on the ship even if you have fish to eat every day. You're always damp and attacked by those stinky and dirty sailors. Maybe other cats like it, but I don't."

"Every time I went to the top of the mast to take a nap, and when I was bored at night, I would squat and look at the moon. At that time, I thought that looking at the moon more would make me smarter - in fact, it was true, because I was passively absorbing and exhaling the moon's light without realizing it."

"I forgot why I came to Shenzhou, but I think he wanted to preach or make money. Anyway, the ship I was on came to Shenzhou. It was a life-threatening journey. Many cats and devils on board died before we arrived."

"When I was on the boat, I often heard those scruffy foreigners say with envy that China is a vast land with abundant resources, gold everywhere, rivers flowing with milk and honey, and wheat grains growing in the fields as big as fists. It is simply a wonderful place like the kingdom of God on earth."

"So, I found an opportunity and started my wandering life."

"Originally, I thought Shenzhou was really like what the foreigners said, that it was like the kingdom of God on earth. But when I got there, I found out it wasn't."

"But I was also very happy, because the people of China had never seen a cat like mine. The local officials immediately sent it to me from the Forbidden City as a tribute to Old Zhu's family."

"When I first arrived at the Forbidden City, I was quite happy. The cats here are all fat, strong, and sleek, especially the tabby cats, which are so cool. To use your human words, every one of them is tailored to my taste."

"Even if they are a little silly, I can tolerate them for their looks."

"Until one day, after I sucked the moon too much, I suddenly had the power to 'see through' the thoughts of other cats, so I excitedly went to find my favorite tabby cat to see its attitude towards me."

At this point, Xiao Bao's expression suddenly became sad and angry, and he grabbed Lu Wenwu's arm with both hands and shouted:

"Do you know how that damn guy looks at me?"

"That idiot actually thought I was a fat, ugly monster!!!!!"

"I can't accept this!!!"

"How can it be so cute? How can it be a fat and ugly monster?!!!"

Apparently, some mad kitten had quietly broken down.

Even after more than four hundred years, it would still be broken because of this incident.

Especially that raccoon flower back then might have been considered the white moonlight.

Chapter 373 Xiaobao: Stupid two-legged beast, you really make me angry!

At this time, Lu Wenwu had become completely famous.

It's not that I'm angry, it's that I'm holding it in.

He bit his lips hard, got down from the chair and sat on the ground beside him, hammering the soil of the arena hard.

Mr. Lu was really feeling very miserable.

Even if this is your own kitten's dark history, you should never laugh.

But mainly.

This is really hard to hold back.

Even if Lu Wenwu knew the reason clearly,

Due to the differences between different creatures in terms of intelligence level, living environment, racial characteristics, etc., each creature has different views on mate selection and different definitions of "beauty".

In the eyes of cats, the most beautiful female cat is undoubtedly the calico, which is recognized as a beauty in the cat world and is on the xp of all male cats in the world.

The top male cats are not recognized by the female cats.

But in China, there is no doubt that female cats generally prefer cats of the tatarinath type.

He has a strong and healthy posture, a well-proportioned body, and beautiful and eye-catching fur. He is simply the Daniel Wu among cats.

Of course, this is just a popular way of saying it.

Cats make this choice, and it is not just a matter of aesthetics.

Or maybe cats’ definition of “beauty” is completely different from humans’.

The "beauty" in the eyes of cats is basically based on the instinctive reaction of wild animals, and is limited by limited wisdom. It is an optimal solution that is close to instinct and is obtained by combining many factors.

Pattern, body shape, health, muscle level, reproductive ability, hunting ability.

Everything exists to serve the beast's instincts.

After all, it is unrealistic for small animals that have not even developed their intelligence to form a unique definition of beauty.

But Xiaobao is different.

At that time, it was not an ordinary cat in the true sense. It was a smart cat with real wisdom and could be considered an intelligent creature!

This makes it completely different from its fellow species which have no intelligence and only have instincts, and it has its own views on mate selection and aesthetics.

If cats with intelligence developed and evolved on their own from existence to non-existence, they would eventually form a group.

Then there is no doubt that they will inevitably give birth to their own unique aesthetic standards because of the times.

The more embarrassing thing is

Such species do not currently exist on the Blue Planet.

Even some large and well-established demon families have been greatly influenced by the two-legged beasts in terms of XP due to years of coexistence with humans. Mr. Lu, who knows many animal friends, has a lot to say about this.

This is not to mention Xiaobao, a cat that grew up freely in human society.

so.