Copy of the reckless man: I can see the status bar

Lu Wenwu carried Xiaobao home.

Precisely

Xiaobao had been hanging on Lu Wenwu's head with his two little fangs, trying to chew something off of it.

Originally.

Everything is still quite normal.

Lu Wenwu accompanied Xiaobao in reminiscing about the old man Lan who had passed away many years ago, and recalled the past and its glory for a while. Later, he learned about what had happened in the past few decades since the end of the copy.

Until Xiaobao finally remembered the important matter and asked a certain invincible Tyrannosaurus War God how he was able to materialize the laws of dreams.

Lu Wenwu told the truth a little shyly.

So he was severely beaten up by Xiaobao who broke through his defense for the second time.

Facts have proved that the power of Geng and Xin does hurt when hitting people.

The metal of Geng and Xin is located in the west, and is like the white tiger of the four symbols. It is in charge of weapons and killing, and brings sad and bleak autumn.

Lu Wenwu had sufficient reasons to suspect whether Xiaobao had obtained the inheritance of the White Tiger God, one of the four heavenly spirits.

Back in the familiar living room, Maomao was hiding under the sofa, peeking over at the man and the cat.

"Does Xiaobao scare you that much?"

Lu Wenwu reached out and took Xiaobao off his head, then held him in his arms and rubbed him, enjoying the strange feeling of being gently bitten by the four little canine teeth every time he touched it.

"Look, it's lying in my arms and enjoying itself."

"Get lost!"

Xiaobao held Lu Wenwu's finger in his mouth and cursed incoherently.

"You're such a big liar! You're such a liar! You cheated on my feelings! You cheated on my dark history! You're just a liar! This matter won't be over until you give me a massage for a whole year!"

"Don't worry, I'll give you massages for the rest of your life, as long as I don't die before you."

Lu Wenwu smiled and took out his finger to scratch the cat's chin.

Cats require their owners to pet them every day?

And such good things?

Is this punishment?

Isn’t this a pure reward?

Xiaobao, who had never been an ordinary cat, did not realize that there was anything wrong with the punishment he gave. He just felt that his poop-scooper's "massage" skills had improved.

Maomao, who was sitting under the sofa, glanced at Xiaobao, who was squinting his eyes and enjoying the service, and gave his master an aggrieved look.

The master and the pet have a mutual understanding, and Lu Wenwu quickly understood his dog's thoughts.

As we all know, dogs are cats' worst enemies.

But if you raise a cat and a dog together from a puppy, and the dog is very docile and the cat is very aggressive, the dog will most likely have a miserable life.

especially

This family environment is based on the fact that the cat is the dog's only teacher and big brother, as well as half a nanny (adoptive mother?), so the dog's life becomes a little more "miserable".

Xiaobao - the throne of the family.

Lu Wenwu——family status.

Maomao – the younger brother in the family.

It is really so sad that at an age when I love playing the most, Xiaobao urges me to practice all day long.

"You've been through a lot these past few years, shall I prepare something good for you at noon?"

"I want to eat roasted whole lamb!"

"Okay, go to Longfu and pick one that has suffered from heat stroke."

"Great! Maomao is going to practice!"

The main pet completed eye contact in an instant and understood each other tacitly. Maomao happily shook his tail like a propeller, opened the space channel and drilled in in a flash.

Xiao Bao, who was enjoying himself, half opened his right eye, glanced at the black and gold figure, with a lazy look on his face.

"Maomao is too lazy in cultivation. All he can think about is playing, you and me, and eating delicious food. Before heading to the Endless Abyss to trouble those rats, Maomao needs to double his cultivation. He must fully activate the potential brought by the Emperor's Slurry. Otherwise, there is no point in him following us."

"Uh, well, will it?"

Before Lu Wenwu could finish his words to defend his dog, Xiaobao's eyes forced the words back into his throat.

It is clear that Maomao has only been in his early teens since he gained spiritual intelligence.

Don’t even say that Maomao is a dog. Even if he is a child of ten years old, isn’t he at the age when he likes to play?

When it comes to cultivation, it is indeed a bit boring.

Rolling his eyes at the owner, Xiao Bao continued, "Practice is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. Now is not the time for you to be soft-hearted and expect Maomao to fight alongside you. Sweat more in peacetime and bleed less in battle."

"But I see you don't practice much on weekdays," Lu Wenwu muttered softly.

Xiao Bao propped up his head with his little paws, turned sideways and raised his head, saying with a look of contempt: "First of all, I am not following the path of a body-refining barbarian like you. My combat power on Blue Star has reached the limit of improvement and cannot be raised any further."

"If you really want to see me practice, then hurry up and complete the final test. If it weren't for you and Maomao, I would have been ready to ascend to heaven and die ten years ago!"

"Of course, of course. I'll start after I practice the two rewards I just got." Lu Wenwu raised his hands in surrender.

Xiao Bao hummed in satisfaction and continued, "Secondly, I'm just a cute little kitty. When have you ever seen other kitties do anything other than eating, drinking and having fun? I only sleep twelve hours a day, okay? Isn't that hardworking enough?"

Lu Wenwu: "."

Damn, that makes so much sense!

I am completely speechless!

Compared to other cats who sleep seventeen or eighteen hours a day, you are truly the king of cats!

You are a top demon who has drunk the Emperor's liquid, okay?

How can you compete with ordinary cats on the same track!

Xiao Bao raised his paw and patted the slightly dazed shit shoveler, and said calmly: "I have guarded Shenzhou for so many years, I am tired, from now on it is your turn to guard me, work hard to practice, and strive to let me live a comfortable life with twenty hours of sleep every day."

"What about the remaining four hours?" Lu Wenwu asked subconsciously.

"Of course, I will enjoy the delicious food you make, enjoy your massage, lick its fur, play with it, and supervise its training. What else can I do?" Xiaobao imagined the wonderful life in the future.

"But this apocalyptic war that has engulfed three thousand worlds..."

"It has nothing to do with me. That's something you, a shit shoveler, need to consider. I'm just a cute, pitiful and helpless little kitty! After working so hard for so many years, I only need to eat, drink, play and sleep now! Little kitties don't understand so much!"

"."

walk slowly!

Looking at the cute kitten in his arms stretching comfortably in the air, then starting to smack its lips and make purring sounds, and stepping on his mother's milk with its eyes closed, Lu Wenwu felt as if something in his heart had quietly collapsed.

Probably the thing called the expert filter.

Never mind. Anyway, nothing I’ve encountered since I traveled through time has been of a normal style.

It turns out that time-travel novels are all fake. These online writers have caused me a big mistake!

Lu Wenwu's thoughts began to run wild again.

If the old Confucian scholar, who always had a serious face, saw the guardian of China, who was so majestic and invincible outside, in this state now, I wonder what expression would he have?

that must be very interesting.

Do you want to record it secretly?

Lu Wenwu's heart was about to make a move, but it was quickly suppressed by his own reasoning.

Forget it, don't commit suicide.

No!

There is a death that must be done.

Even if I, Lu, die here today and jump off from here, I will shout out with my rotten vocal cords:

"You keep asking me to clean up the poop. I thought you had been fasting for a long time, so there is no such thing as excrement. What on earth is that thing that is automatically packed and cleaned out of the automatic cat litter box every day? It can't be that you do it secretly."

"Lu! Wen! Wu!"

"Hey, hey! Don't."

"Meow!"

Half an hour later, Maomao returned to the living room carrying the processed little fat lamb in his mouth. He looked at Xiaobao who was in human form and angry, and his owner who was using the law of dreams to dissolve the remaining power of Geng and Xin, and he looked confused.

Maomao was silent for three seconds.

When the two flowers on Xiaobao's head in human form vibrated and he turned around to stare at it with a pair of cat eyes, Maomao decisively put down the sheep and started running, then quickly returned to the Dragon Mansion.

This is what it’s like to have a master who likes to commit suicide.

It’s not advisable to stay here for long, let’s go back and practice!

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.

"Hey, can we reconcile?"

"Reconciliation? At this moment? My dear little Invincible Tyrannosaurus God of War who has already mastered the laws within his body, you are kidding!"

"Now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to do this!"

"What the hell do you want to do?"

"Let me study whether your hearing organs in human form are cat ears or human ears! Hahahaha!"

Looking at Lu Wenwu's evil hands attacking him, Xiao Bao activated the God of War Arena for the third time today with an expressionless face.

In the end, Maomao didn't get to eat roast lamb at noon.

Xiaobao was quite ruthless this time, and it was not until the afternoon that Lu finally expelled the power of the three laws and completely healed his wounds.

It turns out that there are benefits to being beaten by a strong person.

At least Lu Wenwu felt that he had gained a lot, and his proficiency in using the dream rules soared rapidly.