Douluo, what? I became Tang San's father

You beast, it's easy.

It was not until the evening that Yu Xiaogang brought Liu Erlong to the front of the crowd. He still had the familiar zombie face and looked expressionlessly at the exhausted Shrek Seven Devils.

His tone was somewhat disdainful, his expression contemptuous, and he shouted loudly: "Run and stop, a mere 100 laps, it's already been a day, and you've only run more than 70 laps. It's simply a waste of your talent."

Before he could finish his words, Yu Xiaogang felt a chill on his back, and then he saw the three stewards, Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun and Oscar, staring at him. It seemed that if he was not careful, he would be beaten by the three of them.

"What are you going to do?"

Yu Xiaogang felt a little guilty when being looked at, and came to Liu Erlong with a lack of confidence, and only then did she feel a little safer.

"Master, you can just stand and talk without any back pain, right?"

Dai Mubai looked at Yu Xiaoang with unfriendly eyes, as if he wanted to slap Yu Xiaoang, the useless guy who was spewing shit, to death.

In his previous life, he had disliked this piece of trash and kept nagging him, but it was useless. He didn't even know what role this little jade anus played in Shrek.

The only one who went to the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire to save Tang San had not fought yet. I heard that Tang San appeared in time and saved him.

He is such a drag. If Yu Xiaogang also had the cultivation level of a Soul Saint, he would not be able to defeat Dugu Bo. What a waste.

"Dai Mubai, I know you are of noble status, but this is the Tiandou Empire, and Shrek Academy is not a place for you to run wild."

With Liu Erlong watching from behind, Yu Xiaogang spoke with confidence. She immediately returned to her previous calm demeanor and ordered Dai Mubai.

"Aren't you the prince of Xingluo? I heard that you didn't even have the courage to face your brother and ran away. Now the strength of the Shrek Seven Devils can give you another chance to fight Davis. If you don't want to, you can just leave directly. I will never let you stay."

Yu Xiaogang said with confidence that he had already predicted that Dai Mubai would not leave. After all, where would he go if he left?

When Davis ascends the throne, will he ask the Tiandou Empire for people?

After all, Xingluo will not allow the bloodline to flow out, and Tiandou will not keep Dai Mubai in the Tiandou Empire.

So there are only two endings for Dai Mubai: stay in Shrek Academy and fight to defeat Davis head-on, or leave and wait for death, be called out by Tiandou, be attacked by an evil soul master on the way, and die halfway.

Although his theory of Yu Xiaogang is a mess, his ability to understand people's hearts is really great, and he has many tricks to fool people.

"Oh, it's none of your business."

Dai Mubai's sore spot was touched, his tone became unfriendly, and his face suddenly turned dark. Without the help of Tang San and others, he really didn't dare to face Davis.

It was like this in the previous life, and it is also like this in this life. If he had used his brain to compete with Davis, he would probably have died long ago.

Only by following Tang San, becoming a god, and using his fists to open a path can he survive, even though he did not take the throne when he became a god in his previous life.

That's because he no longer needs it. In this life, he wants the throne, but he also wants Zhu Zhuyun, because his Zhu Zhuqing is gone. Although he has no roots, he can still keep her. As long as he still has feelings, he will not give up.

As for Davis, let him rest in peace. Having him is enough for the Dai family. As for having no descendants, he has become a god. What does it have to do with him?

As long as he doesn't die, the direct line of the Dai family will exist forever.

"Then you can leave."

Seeing Dai Mubai like this, Yu Xiaogang chuckled. No matter how talented you are, in his eyes, you are just a brainless idiot.

He only needed to provoke them a few times and they would become extremely anxious. After all, he was still a young man, and he firmly believed that he could use his eloquence to easily control the Shrek Seven Devils.

Seeing Yu Xiaoang like this, Dai Mubai was immediately furious. Just as he was about to take action, he saw Yu Xiaoang standing behind Liu Erlong.

Helplessly, Dai Mubai could only suppress the anger in his heart, retracted his outstretched hand, and continued running.

On the way, the one-eyed turkey Ma Hongjun suddenly came over and winked at Dai Mubai who was still angry.

"What are you doing, Fatty?"

He was already in a bad mood at the moment, and seeing the fat man's despicable look, Dai Mubai said unhappily.

Ma Hongjun naturally knew that Dai Mubai was angry, but he didn't care. He chuckled and said sinisterly, "Boss Dai, you also dislike that Yu Xiaogang, right?"

"What? Do you still like Yu Xiao'an?"

Dai Mubai raised his eyebrows and looked at Ma Hongjun in surprise. Good boy, Xiaohong is gone, how come your orientation has changed?

You're still attracted to Yu Xiaogang, the guy with a buzz cut and expressionless face. Do you have such a strong taste?

"Pah, pah, pah, who would like Yu Xiaogang? She looks just like a street guy in the alley."

When Ma Hongjun thought of Yu Xiaogang's face and the stench from last time, he felt nauseous and almost vomited.

Without keeping it a secret, he whispered, "Even if Liu Erlong has more time, he can't always follow Yu Xiaoan. I heard that Yu Xiaoan, that loser, is still unwilling to sleep with Liu Erlong. When the time comes, we can take advantage of the night, hehehe."

As he spoke, Ma Hongjun let out a strange laugh.

"That's true, but this Yu Xiaogang is really a loser. Now that a beautiful woman has fallen in love with him, he doesn't even want to win her over. He even lives in a separate room. I even suspect he is a eunuch."

Dai Mubai suddenly remembered that Yu Xiaoang did not live with Liu Erlong, and that she had to knock on the door in advance to enter his room, as if she had some secret.

Thinking of Yu Xiaogang's appearance today, Dai Mubai felt a surge of anger in his heart, and said viciously: "Okay, tomorrow night, I will teach him a lesson."

I definitely can't do it tonight. I'm so tired that I'm paralyzed. If I spank Yu Xiaoan, it won't be easy for her. I must use my full strength to teach her a lesson.

"When we get hold of something he has, we won't be afraid of him telling others about it. We might as well just go along with his little anus, hahaha."

Ma Hongjun also added that they had long known that Yu Xiaogang was extremely concerned about his reputation, and even if they had no evidence, they would create one for Yu Xiaogang.

"Well done, Fatty. I didn't expect you to have such a weird idea in your head."

Dai Mubai patted Ma Hongjun on the shoulder and said admiringly, "Why didn't I realize before that Ma Hongjun was so evil?"

"Hehe, when the time comes, let Xiao Ao make some sausages too."

The fat man chuckled and said nothing more, but soon Yu Xiaogang's stern voice came from behind him.

"Whispering among yourselves, you're still taking it too easy! All of you, give me ten more laps. You're not allowed to rest until you finish."

Thanks to book friend 20250427103_cb for the reward of 100 reading coins.

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Chapter 124: Excited spicy sausage, the anus that is about to be unlucky

It was late at night, and except for Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai who had to do 10 more laps, the others were almost exhausted and were carried back to the room.

As for Tang San, he was unwilling to let other men touch Xiao Fei, so he forced himself to hold Xiao Fei back.

At this time, the playground was cold and windy. As it was getting late, Yu Xiaogang, the loser, should not watch it anymore and just let Flanders take his place.

Poor Flanders could only reluctantly get up from the bed under Liu Erlong's preaching and watch Liu Erlong send Yu Xiaoang back to the room.

He felt extremely upset and could only watch Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun running impatiently.

It was impossible for him not to feel dissatisfied, but Erlongmei was still angry with him. If he didn't help with this little thing, they might not even be able to be friends in the future.

Then how could he see the Erlongmei he had been thinking about so much?

If he was kicked out of Shrek Academy, he would lose even more. He has invested all his energy into the new Shrek Academy.

"Dean Flanders, we can't run anymore."

Seeing that there was no one around, Ma Hongjun came to Flanders panting and looked at him with some grievance.

"Hey, go back and rest. Xiao An is really something. Can this kind of thing really improve your strength?"

After all, Ma Hongjun was Flanders' apprentice, and he also knew that Yu Xiaogang was targeting Ma Hongjun because of him.

This also made Flanders secretly annoyed, but he couldn't really turn against her, and his life was so frustrating.

"Teacher, please quickly take Dai Laoda and me back to the room. It seems that Dai Laoda and I can't move."

Hearing Ma Hongjun's wailing cries and seeing Dai Mubai lying on the ground, Flanders shook his head and carried the two of them on his back.

He slowly put him back in the dormitory, and after checking and finding that he was just exhausted, he left with peace of mind.

As a result, they lay in bed for two days. On the third day, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun were able to get out of bed. The same was true for the others, who also lay in bed for one or two days.

In the meantime, I asked someone to carry me into the bathtub to take a medicinal bath.

At this time, in Dai Mubai's dormitory.

Ma Hongjun and Oscar went in stealthily. Seeing that no one was around, they went in and locked the door.

"Boss Dai, are we going to take action tonight?"

Ma Hongjun said in a somewhat suppressed voice that these three days were the most difficult three days for him.

The main reason is that Yu Xiaogang sees that this kind of training is not effective. Sooner or later, people will be trained to be useless, but they still refuse to admit it and say that they are useless.

This makes them very angry. Is this thing for training people? Do you know how heavy those stones are? Add up and you can kill 10 little anus.

Yu Xiaogang was also a bully who relied on the power of others. In the end, he let Liu Erlong take charge and refused to admit his mistake. After belittling them, he spoke calmly.

Later it was changed to running fifty laps, and they still had to carry stones, which drove the Shrek Seven Devils crazy.

Tang San almost triggered the way to death and hit Yu Xiaoan. I really don’t know where he got the confidence from.

"We can strike today. There's no need to worry about being recognized. As long as we can find evidence against him, it will be fine. This idiot values ​​his reputation as much as his life, but in reality, it's worthless."

Dai Mubai knew what kind of person Yu Xiaogang was in his previous life, and he didn't give this waste any face.

He turned to Oscar with a devilish smile and said, "Xiaoao, now make a few more sausages, just big sausages and spicy sausages, so that Yu Xiao'an can feel the pain of the scorching sun."

"Hot sausage?"

Ma Hongjun was suddenly shocked. You are so good, Boss Dai. I didn’t expect that your thoughts are even more terrifying than mine. You actually...tsk tsk tsk tsk.

"Hehehe, my hot sausage is also horny and thirsty."

Oscar laughed strangely and looked a little abnormal, like a madman.

Because of Xue Qinghe's interrogation and his physical disability, Oscar's personality became increasingly distorted, to the point that even his behavior became a little abnormal.

The other two also had varying degrees of personality distortion, but Ma Hongjun was the least distorted. The other two had all been treated inhumanely to varying degrees.

Ma Hongjun enjoyed it purely because he had indeed taught Yu Xiaogang a lesson in prison.

Therefore, there is no psychological pressure in this night attack on Xiaogang.

"Xiao Ao, stop laughing. Come out with a few now so we can continue making them tonight."

Looking at Oscar's silly smile, Dai Mubai hurriedly urged him, because the bigger the spicy sausage is, the better the effect will be.

Oscar now used up all his soul power and knew how to create a half-meter long giant hot sausage that could directly hit Fei Yu's anus.

"By the way, Boss Dai, isn't Oscar's fourth soul skill Hyperactive Pink Sausage?"

Ma Hongjun also had an idea. A clever idea suddenly popped up in his mind, and he said to Dai Mubai and Oscar who were looking over.