Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

Everyone: ? ? ?

An Qingyu: ...

Time suddenly became quiet, with only the whistling sound of the wind, which was very noisy.

This is so embarrassing, can anyone help me...

Su Yan was awkwardly tapping the ground with his feet when a black streak of light suddenly came rushing over from the distant sky. In almost the blink of an eye, it crossed several kilometers and crashed down.

boom--!

The rubble exploded and the air was filled with smoke and dust.

A magnificent and strange Yama Palace suddenly stood up. Chen Muye walked out with two swords in hand and red eyes, shouting loudly:

"Chen Muye from Team 136 is here. Who dares to... do something... in Cangnan?"

(Ps: I'm taking a break today, so I'll update one more chapter. Don't say I'm short...)

Chapter 258 Lin Qiye, who loves playing poker and wrestling

"Mother, are you really sure that my aunt is okay? You won't lie to me, right?"

"Danadus, this is the 1649th time you've asked me this. Mother really doesn't want to see you right now. Could you please close the door from the outside?"

Nyx was really annoyed. She felt that seeing the nagging Lin Qiye was even more annoying than seeing Merlin catching jellyfish. She simply buried her head in the recliner and pretended to be dead, indicating that she didn't want to say another word.

"Well, I'll come visit you again after mother has rested."

Lin Qiye left the room disappointed, walked to Merlin's door, opened it, and poked his head in: "Sir Merlin, are you sure my aunt is okay?"

Merlin was standing at the lab bench, mixing reagents. His hands shook violently, and he almost dropped the test tube. He looked up speechlessly:

"Mr. Dean, this is the 1833th time you've asked me this. Also, please don't disturb me while I'm doing my experiment, or there will be a terrible explosion."

"Hahaha, Lord Merlin really knows how to joke. With your skills, how could an experiment explode? Stop for a moment and let's sit down and have a good chat."

Seeing Lin Qiye walking in with a smile, Merlin's mouth twitched a few times, and he made up his mind and poured all the reagents in the test tube into the beaker.

boom--!

Amidst the billowing smoke, Lin Qiye rushed out of the door and closed it behind him.

It turned out that an explosion really happened. Merlin was too careless... Lin Qiye stroked his chest, thought of some things, and couldn't help but smile foolishly.

After repeating it thousands of times, the answer he got should be true. Cangnan came back to life again, and according to Merlin, the new [Mortal Divine Realm] had a perfect structure, even better than before. Even if it collapsed again after more than ten years, he should have grown up by now, so he could just find a way to rebuild it.

It’s just unclear whether Su Yan, as the core of this [Mortal Divine Realm], will be unable to leave Cangnan because of this?

But even if he couldn't leave, Su Yan shouldn't mind. As long as Sister Hongying was in Cangnan, that pervert would not have the slightest desire to leave Cangnan.

Lin Qiye's mood gradually became cheerful. He came to the third door, pushed it open and took a look.

Braki was admiring himself with a small mirror at this moment. When he turned around and saw Lin Qiye, his eyes lit up: "Oh, Dean, you come to admire my beauty again..."

"boom!"

Lin Qiye closed the door tightly, feeling speechless.

This guy is seriously ill, and the most troublesome thing is that we have no idea what disease he has. We don't even dare to let him out for a walk. We can only lock him up and observe him for a while before finding a solution.

After leaving the mental hospital, Lin Qiye opened his eyes in the ward.

What came into view was a single room. It was not big, with a hard bed and a separate bathroom. The shelves were empty except for toothbrushes and towels.

The only thing worth money is the small 19-inch TV hanging on the wall.

"When will this day end? I'm really not sick..."

It has been a whole week since I woke up, and life in this hospital has been pretty bearable.

Three days ago, the hospital specially equipped his ward with a TV so that he could pass the time.

From today on, we have a few more hours of exercise time every day. I can go out for a walk and feel a lot freer.

However, when it came to applying for discharge, the doctor shook his head and made it clear that it was impossible and that I would have to stay here for observation and treatment for a whole year.

"I really want to escape from prison..."

Lin Qiye sighed and pressed the call button at the bedside. After a while, the door of the ward opened and a petite nurse with a pretty face opened the door and made a gesture of invitation.

Her fingers are like peeled onion roots, her mouth is like holding a red cinnabar, her steps are delicate and graceful, and she is unparalleled in the world.

This was Lin Qiye’s first impression of her.

She seemed to be out of place in this dull and depressing hospital. You know, those imprisoned here are all seriously mentally ill, and the nurses are usually big and strong, strong men who can fight ten people at the same time. Why did such a petite woman get in here?

Following the nurse through the corridor, Lin Qiye felt the atmosphere was a bit dull, so he smiled and said, "I've been grateful for your care over the past five months, but I wasn't in control of my body before. I've only been awake for a week. If I've offended you in the past, please bear with me."

The female nurse shuddered and looked at Lin Qiye with some resentment.

Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

What do you mean you're not in control of your body? You dare to do things but not take responsibility. A second personality, huh? You mentally ill people really know how to play!

However, thinking of the various behaviors this patient had committed against her before, she became convinced of Lin Qiye's condition.

Thinking back to the past, I took good care of him every day and finally gained his trust. For the first time, I received an invitation to "play poker" from this agent of God.

She accepted the invitation with joy and shyness, dressed up carefully, and went to the appointment late at night.

…and then played poker all night.

And there is a punishment for losing, like a bang on the head!

She originally thought that this was some kind of pre-flirting method, but hey, she was overthinking it, it really wasn't.

He jumped up and played, breathing heavily!

When I came out in the early morning, my head was buzzing and full of lumps, just like the Buddha.

The second invitation she received was to play a "wrestling game". She thought that this "wrestling game" between a man and a woman should be nothing special, right?

After dressing up carefully again, the patient bowed to her as soon as she entered the room.

Then came an unexpected shoulder throw!

For the first time in her life, she knew what the super flying elbow, tombstone nail, shooter's hold, neck choke, Rock bomb, razor cross...

He actually lifted me up and swung me!

If I hadn't been a user of the "Zhan" realm ability, I would have never thought of getting out that night.

The nurse took Lin Qiye gloomily through the winding passage to the last door, facing the overhead camera, waiting for verification.

"Employee number 12581, please answer today's codeword."

"Ok."

"The beauty rolled up the pearl curtain, and sat deep in thought with her eyebrows furrowed."

But seeing the wet traces of tears, I don’t know who I hate in my heart. This is a poem by Li Bai... Lin Qiye thought.

The nurse glanced at Lin Qiye with a hint of embarrassment and whispered, "@%@￥@￥#, ...dongdongdong."

"louder please!"

The nurse paused for 2 seconds and then said in a loud voice: "When people get old, their butts get loose, and they fart, boom, boom, boom!"

"The code is correct."

Lin Qiye: ???

Did humans come up with this code? It wouldn't be this abstract without a decade of cerebral thrombosis, right?

The beauty rolls up the pearl curtain, sits deeply with her brows furrowed, what a beautiful scene!

And then follow it up with a sentence, when people get old their butts become loose, and they fart with a bang, bang, bang?

Please banish this beauty to the cold palace immediately!

Chapter 259: Perverted, cruel, bloody, not afraid of death, they are the real terrifying Deadpool!

"I'm sorry, I can't leave here easily. I can't accompany you during exercise time. This place is shared with the prisoners' activity area, so please be sure to pay attention to safety."

The nurse glanced out the door, fear evident in her expression.

Few of the prisoners who are imprisoned in the detention center are wrongly accused. Most of them are vicious and lawless criminals who are capable of doing anything.

Murderers, terrorists, sociopaths—you name it—are all here.

Even though the forbidden areas of these prisoners were suppressed by the ruins-suppressing monument, it was not something a weak woman like her could easily deal with. Moreover, she knew very well how attractive her appearance and pitiful temperament were to men. Once she stepped into their activity area, it would be like a little lamb entering a pack of wolves.

Lin Qiye nodded expressionlessly and walked into the activity area alone.

But it seemed to have no effect on this man... The nurse looked at Lin Qiye's back, her eyes flickering: "Mr. Lin, please wait a moment."

"What else?"

The nurse lowered her head, then looked at him lovingly, as if she had been struggling in her heart for a long time. She spoke weakly, "Mr. Lin, you are almost recovered, and I will be transferred soon... Is it really impossible for us to do this? I want to leave an unforgettable memory."

"What's not allowed?" Lin Qiye was full of questions.

The female nurse bit her lip, tears welling in her eyes, and said softly: "Mr. Lin, I'm really not a casual person. I... I'm very clean."

This time,

Lin Qiye was stunned for a long time. He stared at the nurse blankly until he saw her shrinking like a shy quail.

Lin Qiye finally couldn't stand it anymore, his face turned black:

"No, what do you mean? Like who's unclean? I shower twice a day and it's not enough. Do I smell?"

Female nurse: ???

The female nurse was stunned at the time. She looked at Lin Qiye in disbelief and hesitated several times, but couldn't say anything.

Looking closely at Lin Qiye's expression, his face was as dark as ink, with a hint of grievance, and his self-esteem seemed to be deeply hurt.

Are you serious, or are you just kidding me?

Whoever can serve this man can do so. I won’t take this job anymore!

The female nurse turned and left with a dark face.