Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

——"March 10th, bad luck today, failed to escape the prison, I will definitely succeed tomorrow!"

After finishing writing, he carefully hid the notebook in the gap of the cabinet, then buried his head in the quilt to recuperate.

..............

The next day, at four o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Qiye returned to the ward, took out a small notebook, and wrote down expressionlessly:

——"March 11th, the weather was fine, and the jailbreak failed again.

Su Yan also found an alloy layer under the bathhouse. He held the Thousand Blades and spun for an hour and a half, but only drilled five centimeters. When the guard came to arrest him, he told us with a smile that the alloy layer was more than eight meters thick and asked us to keep going... Forget it, I'm not in the mood to write more. I decided to escape from the toilet tomorrow. Although it's a bit disgusting, it's all worth it for freedom.

Definitely tomorrow! "

..............

——"March 12th, sunny weather, prison escape failed...Su Yan blew up the toilet!

Our guess was correct. There was indeed no alloy layer under the toilet. After all, in a prison with thousands of people, if the toilet was blocked, the daily output of feces would be enough to fill the playground. But what we didn't expect was that there was an anti-tank mine underneath.

Yes, you read that right, it’s that outrageous!

Then, the landmine was detonated by Su Yan. He dodged it quite quickly, but it made a large group of prisoners squatting in the toilet smell bad. Now the smell in the prison is indescribable. I don’t even want to go out.

We plan to take a break for two days, avoid the limelight, and calm down while we think of other solutions."

——"March 13th, sleep."

——"On March 14th, I played poker with Xiaozhen. The loser had to be whipped... I won completely, hahahaha."

——"March 15th, the weather was super sunny.

Su Yan came up with a plan, which was crude but might work. He "struggled" for a place to go out from Boss Han. Once we stepped out of the door, we would immediately ride on the red rope and dive into the sea. Then, it would depend on Su Yan, who called himself "White Shark in the Waves", to show his skills.

This strategy is invincible. After all, the fasting center will not really use torpedoes to intercept us, right?

You know what, Chidiao is so handsome...I'm sure it will work this time!"

——"On March 126th, the weather was fine. Xiao Ai and I played checkers. When we lost, we stuck notes on our faces. I was distracted and lost two games. She lost games. Her face was covered in fur, like a cheerleader's cheering ball.

What does this mean? It means tomorrow will definitely work out!"

——"March 17th, the weather... I'm not sure what to call this kind of weather. I think I learned a term called ice age in high school?

Damn it, it was over ninety degrees below zero, the sea was frozen, and a hundred meters below was all ice. When Su Yan was pulled out of the ice hole by the guards, he was in a terrible state and shouted that he wanted to fight the master to the death.

Hey, looking at this situation, I wonder how long it will take for the seawater to melt... Today's jailbreak failed again and again, but I guess it will work next month."

——"March 25th, sunny day, playing poker with Xiaozhen, Xiaoai, Xiaolian, Su Yan, and An Qingyu."

——"On March 26th, the weather was fine. I received a letter from Sister Hongying, in which she specifically told me not to take Su Yan out to play... Well, poor guy."

——"On March 31st, the weather was clear and the glaciers had melted. Su Yan said that the opportunity had arrived. This time, he chose to escape from the prison late at night. He took us and flew out directly, catching the prison guards off guard.

If I don’t succeed, I’ll die. This time I’ll definitely succeed!”

——"April 5th, sunny weather, haha, I'm back!

This time, we're halfway there, right? We've happily cruised over 200 kilometers across the ocean, only to encounter three anglers upon landing who insist our swimming has spooked their fish.

This is outrageous and too much. Let’s do it!

Good man, two 'Wulian' and one 'Klein' beat the three of us up and then escorted us back.

I’m really impressed!”

"On April 7th, Su Yan said we could just stay here for now. He would go back to play with Sister Hongying for a few days and would contact Su Jianqiang if he needed anything. I was doing better, eating well, sleeping well, and having someone to play with. An Qingyu was feeling really uncomfortable."

——"On April 15th, Su Yan is back. I'm going to eat the hot pot with the serious criminals and tell him some good news!"

.....................

In the crowded and lively playground, a basketball court seemed particularly empty. There were only three young men sitting on the huge field. When the prisoners passed by, they walked straight past without looking around.

It was as if the three young people and the world they lived in were two completely different worlds.

"Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains..."

Su Yan was holding a newspaper in his hand, flipping through it casually. He seemed to be in a very good mood, with a smile on his face and humming a light tune, appearing relaxed and contented.

An Qingyu curled his lips in annoyance and sighed, "Speaking of which, when are we going to escape from prison again? I really can't stand it any longer."

"What prison did you escape from? I escaped, but they beat me up and brought me back." Su Yan put down the newspaper and sighed:

"Lin Qiye, if you ask me, you should just stay here for now. At most, you can be locked up for another half a year and then be released. There's no rush."

When An Qingyu heard this, he pointed at himself and said in shock:

“Do you want to listen to what you are saying? Lin Qiye can be released after half a year, and you can go home at any time, but does anyone care what I should do?”

Before coming here, An Qingyu thought he was very smart and that jailbreaking was a piece of cake for him.

But now, he has completely given up. He always feels as if he has been living in an invisible shadow. No matter what idea he comes up with, it will be blocked the next day.

Add to that the vast sea area of ​​more than 200 miles, and it would be extremely difficult for him to cross it on his own.

Su Yan pondered for two seconds: "How about you reform yourself here and we'll wait for you outside?"

"I was the one who threw the firecrackers into the sewer. You are an accomplice, and I am the mastermind."

An Qingyu looked at Su Yan expressionlessly and said, "I was sentenced to 99.6 years."

Su Yan:......

Lin Qiye: ...

Su Yan thought for a moment and said solemnly, "Look at what a fuss this is. Why are there both zeros and whole numbers? If people tell others about it, they'll think we can't afford to sit still. I'll ask the teacher to round it up for you, to a full 100 years."

"Then thank you very much."

Lin Qiye suddenly became curious and turned to Su Yan and asked, "An Qingyu was sentenced to 100 years. Su Yan, how many years were you sentenced to?"

You just keep bringing up things that are not related to the topic. You are such a poor bastard with no emotional intelligence... Su Yan lowered his head, staring at the two moving ants, frowning and lost in thought.

An Qingyu snorted coldly and said quietly, "He was sentenced to write a 100-word self-criticism and apologize 99 times. He's already apologized times, but he's holding on to the last one."

Is this the difference between a biological son and an adopted son?

No, it should be the biological son and the son of the murderer of his father!

I am such a big mouth, I shouldn't have asked this question... Lin Qiye was silent for a while, then forced a smile and said:

"That's actually normal. After all, you're not a Night's Watchman... By the way, I have something very important to tell you!"

Lin Qiye's face was slightly serious, and he said in a deep voice:

"That old dog Wu from the mental hospital actually appeared in my dream a few nights ago and said he had a way to get me out of here, but the time was not right yet."

Huh? The plot line has been advanced, is [Whispering] coming?

Su Yan raised his head happily and asked, "Didn't you say what time it was?"

"At that time, they said it would be done in a week at most." Lin Qiye raised the corner of his mouth and said jokingly:

"But Wu Laogou said he would never take you out. You are a mental patient and must stay here for treatment."

Su Yan's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly:

"Can you blame me for this? He's always unconvinced and keeps popping up in my dreams, so of course I have to cordially invite him to pee. What else can I do?"

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The fasting place is on the beach three hundred miles away.

The waves crashed against the rocks, instantly breaking into thousands of crystal water droplets, dragging white foam and rolling across the beach.

Three young men, one fat and two thin, were standing on the beach, putting on diving suits.

"I'm so angry! Why does this diving suit shrink when it gets wet? I can't even get into it...Brother Zha, Cao Yuan, come and help me, squeeze me in."

"The wetsuit shrank? Do you want to listen to what you're saying."

Shen Qingzhu rolled his eyes, clutched the shark suit with both hands, stood up and pushed Baili Pangpang in: "Shrink your stomach, let's go!"

Chapter 275 I'll give you another chance to reorganize your words.

Late at night, on the small island of the fasting center.

Three figures in diving suits quietly climbed onto the shore. One of them was tall, another was well-proportioned, and the third was round, like a big inflated balloon.

They walked with heavy steps and fell headfirst onto the beach, gasping for breath, as soon as they reached the shore.

"Well, I'm not bad, am I? If it weren't for me, both of you would have been left to feed the sharks."

Baili Pangpang took off his breathing mask and struggled for a few times, but found that the shark suit was tightly attached to his body and difficult to take off, so he simply stopped struggling, lay down, and waited for others to serve him.

Two hundred kilometers of sea area.

If it weren't for Baili Pangpang's endless supply of forbidden items, Shen Qingzhu felt that both he and Cao Yuan would have to die here.

Shen Qingzhu struggled to sit up and helped Uncle Baili undress with disgust.

There was no clothing inside Baili Pangpang's diving shark suit, only a pair of large shorts. In an instant, only a white piece was left, which was particularly conspicuous in the dark night.

"Ever since I started working, I get mad when I see rich people like you."

Baili Pangpang turned over sleekly, and skillfully assumed a position that would make it easier for someone to take off his clothes, humming:

"What can I do? I was born into this kind of family. Although I have more money than I can spend, rich people also lose a lot of things at the same time!"

Shen Qingzhu cheered up: "What will rich people lose? Tell me quickly and make me happy."

Baili Pangpang pondered for 2 seconds: "Lose your worries?"

"You...Cao Yuan, I'm going to beat him up, you won't stop me, right?"

"Don't fight yet, business is more important." Cao Yuan sat up, staring at Baili Pangpang, and asked with a serious expression,

"We've arrived on the island. Now, shouldn't you tell me in detail the plan we prepared earlier?"

"Plan, what plan?" Baili Tuming looked at Cao Yuan's wildly beating eyes and coughed lightly.

"Oh, you mean a plan? Yes, yes, yes!"

He hurriedly pulled out a slightly wrinkled piece of paper from his treasure bag, his eyes flashing with mystery as he whispered: