Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

Baili Pangpang thought for a moment and took the pen and paper first: "Let me try!"

Although his handwriting was crooked, he wrote very quickly. In less than ten seconds, he had written two lines.

Su Yan quickly took it and took a look. He was stunned for a moment before being struck by its beauty. "This is too suitable for a crude warrior. He is truly a modern poet... This is it. Follow this template and write every part of his body. Write one sentence at a time!"

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On the beach, Wu Laogou dodged the attack from the second seat and panted loudly:

"On the wedding night, I hang myself on a southeast tree!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt my throat suddenly tighten, and out of nowhere I felt a suffocating sensation as if I was wearing a sweater inside out.

Damn, what the hell is this God-Breaking Ruins? How can it hurt myself!

He wanted to cry but had no tears. Seeing the second seat approaching, he could no longer think of a single poem. All that remained was "The flower path has never been swept for guests, and the door is now open for you..."

No matter how uncultured he is, Wu Laogou knows that this thing cannot be read!

Do you mean to die together with the enemy by saying it out loud?!

In sight,

The second seat had already stabbed over with a space spear in his hand. Just as Wu Laogou was about to escape, he saw a figure suddenly and silently appear twenty meters behind the second seat.

His long sword was surrounded by thunder and shining with light. In an instant, it extended to more than twenty meters, like a flash of lightning that cut through the air and swept towards the neck of the second seat.

"Om-!"

The space behind the second seat began to fold rapidly and twisted into a diamond-shaped space wall. In an instant of aggregation, it easily stuck the speeding long sword in the space wall, making it unable to move.

He took the opportunity to turn around, and just one look made him almost laugh out of anger.

"Sea Realm? Are you tired of living?"

Su Yan said nothing, and activated the power of thunder. The front half of the Thousand Blades suddenly exploded, turning into densely packed tiny sharp blades, dragging blue lightning and fiercely attacking the second seat.

Thousand Blades Break!

The second seat reached out his hand in a panic, and the invisible force of space spread out like a soft cloth, tightly wrapping the fragments and pinching them into his hand.

Just as he was about to throw him out along the same route, the enemy had disappeared and appeared in front of Wu Laogou from afar.

Spanning two major realms, and involving the realm of 'Klein', it is really impossible to confront it head-on... Su Yan muttered in his heart.

At this time, half of the long sword in his hand was missing. No matter how he activated the Thousand Blades, he could not recall the blade fragments from the second seat's hand.

The second seat pondered for a moment, then suddenly exclaimed, "So you're Fuxi's agent? What an interesting ability! I didn't expect to be able to take care of you today. This is truly a double blessing!"

As soon as the second seat finished speaking, he was about to step forward. Su Yan knew that he would appear behind him in the next second. His scalp tingled and he hurriedly shouted:

"Wait a moment, do you want to have three good things happen to you? I know where Lin Qiye is hiding!"

Lin Qiye, hiding in the dense forest: ???

The second seat paused after hearing this, hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward again and suddenly appeared behind Su Yan:

"I do not want to know."

But the next second, Wu Laogou's wild laughter suddenly exploded in his ears, accompanied by a devastating punch.

"Good poetry, good poetry! Those flowery crap are nothing compared to poetry! This is the kind of poetry that resonates with people! ... My fist is as hard as iron, I'll smash your head in with one hammer!"

boom--!

A violent gust of air exploded behind him, and the wind from the fist made the back of Su Yan's head hurt.

Looking back, I saw that the second seat was caught off guard and was punched into the sky, with blood spurting out of his facial features.

Really? Is this poem so empathetic? A crude warrior... Su Yan was surprised and confused at the same time.

"My legs are as thick as old tree roots. I'll kick you to hell!"

Wu Laogou's figure flashed and appeared above the second seat that soared into the sky.

His leg muscles tensed instantly, becoming twisted and tangled, as thick and strong as the roots of an old tree.

Then, a fierce whip kick was suddenly launched, kicking the second seat into the sea.

"The sound of my feet shaking the earth will crush you to the ground!"

Wu Laogou's figure was like a god descending from the sky. As soon as his feet touched the sea surface, the sea water exploded into huge waves tens of meters high. The high pressure even evaporated the sea water into misty water vapor, which filled the sky.

"My slap will make the wind roar, and I'll slap your face and mouth full of blood!"

During the struggle in the water, his slap seemed to trigger an unstoppable law, and he slapped the second seat hard in the face, knocking him flying into the air and falling on the beach.

"What a good poem! What a good poem!"

Wu Laogou laughed heartily, took out the note, glanced at it again, and shouted, "Final blow!

"A giant weapon will pierce the cobblestone road and dislodge all your internal organs..."

"...Wait, no, this won't work!"

Chapter 285: Lewd Monk!

The fasting place is five hundred miles away.

On the sea, the waves are endless, the waves are rolling like snow, the roar is deafening, and it is a magnificent scene.

Yi Yu stood at the top of a wave in a panic, looking around with gloomy eyes.

Seven giant silver pillars surrounded by lightning formed a circle, trapping him firmly in the center. At the top of each pillar stood a figure in a black cloak, exuding the aura of "Klein".

"Medium, if you're already dead, just lie down in your coffin. Why are you haunting me like a ghost?"

Yi Yu reached out and brushed off the wet hem of his swallowtail coat, his voice revealing a bit of frustration and fatigue.

The seven of them drew their swords in unison and uttered the syllables in unison:

"kill!"

The next moment, seven people swung their long swords at the same time, and seven sword auras spanning a thousand meters cut through the sky and pointed directly at the whispers.

The silver giant pillar suddenly shone brightly, as if it was activated, and instantly merged its own attributes into the sword energy. When the sword energy reached in front of Yi Yu, it had been entangled with seven different attributes, and its power was close to the strength of the law.

Around the whispering, a hazy glow flickered, and a twisted nightmare monster woke up from the dream he created, suddenly extending its tentacles covered with mouthparts to meet the sword energy.

"呲呲呲."

The corrosive black smoke rolled up like a tide, immersing everything around it in a foul stench.

Yi Yu barely blocked the first attack and just wanted to take a breath, but he realized that the next attack of the [Medium] was already brewing and was about to explode, and his face suddenly looked extremely ugly.

Even though he has always regarded himself as a god who controls humans, he is ultimately only at the peak of Klein and has not surpassed the limits of humanity.

Facing the seven-in-one 'Klein' team like [Psychic], there is really nothing we can do.

What's more, this group of crazy people called "Psychics" always act like they are fearless and can be resurrected by watching advertisements. They can always display extraordinary combat power and use their abilities to the fullest.

If you don't fight hard against this kind of psychopath, you won't have a chance of winning.

"Buzz——."

The sword energy attacked again. Without time to think, he burst out with his mental strength. He raised his hands high and shouted to the sky:

"Wake up, the ultimate glutton from the Nightmare Ocean...Patrick!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly covered his mouth, but it was too late. A pink starfish monster suddenly appeared beside him, grabbed his hand and began to spin in circles:

"SpongeBob, are we going to catch jellyfish?"

"Okay, okay, let's... Hey, get out of here! I'm not catching jellyfish!" Before he could finish his words, a giant sword swept past him, and Patrick instantly exploded into a ball of smoke and disappeared without a trace.

Yi Yu was in a miserable state. He had to break several forbidden objects before he could barely withstand the sharp sword energy. He had no intention of fighting anymore and plunged into the nightmare, fleeing in panic towards the fasting center.

"He fled in the direction of the fasting place."

"Oh no, the puppy is still there, chase it!"

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At this time, in the dense forest.

Lin Qiye hid behind a tree, his face full of pain, and complained:

"Do you think Su Yan has some serious illness? That line, 'A giant vessel pierces the stone road,' must have been written by him. No one else could write such a vulgar poem. Now he's reaping the consequences, right? He didn't kill the second seat in one fell swoop, and the fifth seat recovered, getting beaten like a stray dog."

Shen Qingzhu, Baili Pangpang, and An Qingyu nodded at the same time, staring at Su Yan running wildly in the sky, feeling worried and speechless.

"That...actually, that sentence wasn't written by Su Yan." Cao Yuan hesitated for a while, raised his hand awkwardly and said:

"I wrote that sentence..."

Lin Qiye: ???

What a lustful monk who is trapped in a pig cage!

Several people were shocked instantly. They had just suspected Baili Pangpang, Su Yan, and even Lin Qiye had examined Shen Qingzhu, but they did not suspect Cao Yuan. They didn't expect that appearance really does not judge a person!

Some people appear to be honest lay disciples, but secretly they are thinking about being worn out by the sun.

Master Jinchan, open your eyes and take a look. This is the lewd monk you taught!

Cao Yuan, bearing three contemptuous glances, hurriedly explained:

"I didn't mean to write 'giant knee'... 'knee' as in 'knee', but I made a mistake."

Baili Pangpang shook his head: "No need to explain, explanation is just covering up!"

"To cover up means I didn't bring it." Shen Qingzhu continued.

Lin Qiye nodded: "If you didn't bring it, then you didn't write it. Call Master Jinchan over tomorrow..."

An Qingyu looked at them expressionlessly for a few seconds, then slowly clenched his fists and took a deep breath.

"The four of you just have a good chat. We'll discuss how to collect Su Yan's body later, okay?"

The four of them froze in expression at the same time, and they quickly turned their heads back, staring intently at the battlefield.

"..."

On the beach, the situation reversed again in just a few minutes.

Wu Laogou failed to take out the second seat with a combo of moves. After the second seat recovered, he relied on the flexibility of the spatial forbidden ruins to delay until the fifth seat joined. The situation fell into a disadvantage in an instant.