Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

"You should have seen her, right?"

The others were fine, but Baili Pangpang shrank his neck and hid behind the back, constantly wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.

The female ghost in white saluted gently:

"Master, we have met before. The adults are all very nice. That adult even touched my butt."

"..."

Li Deyang: ...(???)

Baili Pangpang: (╥╯﹏╰╥)

Everyone else: ?乛?乛?

Chapter 313 Uncle Li and his Silver Wings!

"Sister Hongying, why aren't you ready yet? I've been waiting for you for half an hour!"

The living room was quiet. Si Xiaonan lay listlessly on the sofa, pouting and blowing his bangs, looking as if he had lost all hope in life.

Not far away, Hongying sat in front of the makeup mirror, gesturing carefully and whispering:

"Just wait a little longer, it will be ready soon."

"I've heard this five times." Si Xiaonan buried his face in the sofa pillow and muttered:

"I am now the incredibly powerful 'Klein'! Daxia's top fighting force, humanity's future hope. How dare someone make me wait for over half an hour? How audacious!"

"Klein, come and help me figure out how to apply eyeliner so it looks natural. I'm so anxious!"

"okay!"

Si Xiaonan jumped up instantly, ran to Hongying and took a closer look.

"Puch."

After just one look, she couldn't help laughing out loud. She sat down on the ground, her shoulders shrugged with the laughter, trying hard to hold back her laughter.

Hongying looked at her and said, "Xiaonan, am I not drawing well?"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha goose goose goose!"

Si Xiaonan burst out laughing instantly, lying on the ground and rolling around, sometimes forming the shape of a "person", sometimes a "one", and sometimes a "big", holding his stomach and laughing non-stop:

"Sister Hongying... you, hahaha... did Abao teach you how to draw your eyeliner? Panda eyes, I'm dying of laughter."

Hongying pursed her lips: "I learned it from the Internet... Is it really ugly?"

Si Xiaonan rolled over a few more times before finally sitting up with tears streaming down her face. She took out a makeup remover and started pushing it towards Hongying: "Take it off quickly, take it off quickly. Don't put on these weird things in the future. It'll scare people half to death if you look at it the first time!"

With one piece of paper, two taels of powder were shaken out.

Si Xiaonan was a little shocked at the time and couldn't help complaining: "Sister Hongying, you are so beautiful that you are almost bubbling. Su Yan is so fond of you, so don't do these superfluous things."

"It...has nothing to do with him." Hongying's eyes flickered a little, and she explained with a hum:

"I saw a blogger teaching makeup online, and I thought I'd try to learn from him. It never hurts to know more, and maybe it'll come in handy in the future."

"Yes, yes, yes. Why did you have to learn it today instead of earlier? I believe you, isn't that enough?"

Si Xiaonan rolled his eyes cutely, cleaned Hongying's face, and looked at her for a moment. Seeing her skin as white as snow, as beautiful as if it had been polished, he couldn't help but envy:

"Sister Hongying, am I your best friend?"

"Yes."

"Don't forget me when you become rich. If you have a chance in the future, please ask Gou Su Yan for a golden elixir. Since you ate the golden elixir, you have evolved more and more towards Daji."

Hongying: "Why don't you speak up yourself?"

Si Xiaonan: "You two have a different relationship. If you want it... and he won't give it to you, just seduce him. It'll definitely work!"

Hongying's eyelashes trembled slightly, and she looked away: "You...you are talking nonsense, we are just very good friends."

"Tsk tsk, when you have your second child, I want to see if you can still be as stubborn as you are now."

"..."

"Let's go~"

......

At the same time, Fengdu City.

In front of the tattered and dilapidated bronze gate, the Emperor of Fengdu stood proudly with his hands on his back, staring quietly at the people in front of him, his eyelids twitching slightly from time to time.

The woman in white stood beside him, holding an account book, and read quietly: "The estimated consumption of materials for repairing the gate is 3 taels of Nine Netherworld Iron, 4 taels of Two Heavenly Gangxing Sand, and 8 taels of Taixu Spirit Jade..."

Lin Qiye was sweating profusely.

He secretly glanced at Baili Pangpang and saw that this rich second-generation who was as wealthy as a country also looked pale. Lin Qiye suddenly felt his legs trembling.

If the captain owed 200 million, he could pay it off by going to the sea a few times, and if this debt was now on his head...

This is a huge debt that I can only pay with my butt!

Su Yan was not panicking, and was still chatting excitedly with Cao Yuan:

"Cao Yuan, you know what? I've never admired anyone in my life, but Uncle Li is definitely a real man. Honest, and he has silver wings! What did he say then? He waved his hand and told me four words with a domineering look! What were they?"

Cao Yuan: “#%@%.”

Su Yan: "Speak louder, let everyone know Uncle Li's kindness and righteousness!"

Cao Yuan gritted his teeth and said, "I won't compensate you for that!!"

"Yes, that's it!" Su Yan exclaimed in admiration with excitement on his face.

"Uncle Li not only said I was right, he also praised me for helping Fengdu City. He was such a reasonable and righteous man. I was so moved at the time. The warmth in my heart hasn't faded even now!"

Emperor Fengdu: ...

The woman in white said in a cold voice, "I still need one Yellow Springs Phantom Dragon Bone, two Beyonder Blood Glues, and a piece of Forgotten River Yin Wood..."

"Instantly, Uncle Li plunged his knife into the ground without a word, and it went three inches deep! Brother, what did Uncle Li say?"

Shen Qingzhu: ...

Su Yan growled, "Louder! Let all the souls in Fengdu City hear it!"

Shen Qingzhu covered his face and yelled, "If they are unreasonable, then they can just step over my corpse!"

Su Yan nodded and raised his hands:

"Did you all hear that? What kind of person is this? This is someone who has transcended vulgar tastes. This is someone who always considers others. His soul has long since broken free from the chains of greed, anger, and ignorance, and lives like a pine tree on a snowy mountaintop, untouched by dust!"

“Let us praise Him together!”

Ghosts flying all over the sky were paying homage with a frenzy of emotion:

"Long live the Emperor!"

"Long live the Emperor!"

"Long live the Emperor!"

Emperor Fengdu: ...

Emperor Fengdu covered his forehead with his hands and said with a headache: "I called you to stop because I wanted you to do me a favor."

Su Yan was stunned for a moment, then breathed a sigh of relief: "You should have told me earlier. I thought you were going to ask me to compensate for the gate. Look how scared our captain is! He even peed himself!"

Lin Qiye: “Not really…”

The Emperor of Fengdu paused and said, "If you want to compensate..."

"Let's cheer for the Emperor!"

Millions of ghosts: "Ahhhh! Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!"

"..."

"Okay, let me get down to business." Emperor Fengdu rubbed his brows, feeling a little tired, and sighed softly:

"I can't return to the world of the living. Please do me a favor and give all my savings to Dad. This money can make Dad and Tingting worry-free for the rest of their lives. It can be regarded as the last thing I can do for them.

“Tell Chen Han that I was unfortunately killed in action, and he will be the captain of Team 332 from now on.

"If you do it, I'll owe you a favor for this."

Saving Tingting counts as one thing, and this matter counts as another. This is a favor from the Emperor of Fengdu... Su Yan nodded and pondered for 2 seconds:

"Emperor, let me do one more thing for you. To make it a full favor, it will count as three favors."

The Emperor of Fengdu raised his eyebrows and said, "Now that I have returned to Fengdu, there is nothing in this world that I cannot do. Usually, I don't need others to help me..."

"I deleted the browser history for you."

"make a deal!"

Chapter 314 Young people are like this

Anta County Forest Protection Bureau.

"Li Deyang" stood outside the door, pacing back and forth, mumbling for a long time. When he felt that his lines were correct, he opened his mouth and shouted loudly: "Dad, Tingting, I'm back."

He took a big step and walked in.

far away.

The rest of the people hid in the snow in the woods, sniffing from the cold.

Shen Qingzhu tucked his hands into his sleeves and asked, "Su Yan, is it true that Qiye won't be exposed if he goes in alone? It would be hard to explain if someone finds out."

"It shouldn't matter. Ordinary people don't understand supernatural powers. At most, they'll just think his personality has changed a bit."

Su Yan explained, his eyes sparkling as he carefully deleted the browsing history on the computer in his hand.

Fatty Baili stood behind him, gasping for air as he watched, unable to help but exclaim, "This is too social! If someone can delete my browsing history for me when I die, I'll be willing to work like a slave to repay them in my next life."

"Me too." An Qingyu agreed deeply.

This time it was Su Yan's turn to be surprised: "You too? An ascetic non-human like you would also read some scientific research content that helps excrete deoxyribonucleic acid sugar in the dead of night?"