Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

Lin Qiye suddenly lost his joy and showed a look of being humiliated. He rummaged around here and there and pulled out a wrinkled five-dollar bill from somewhere and handed it to Su Yan.

"This money...you wouldn't take it out of your underwear, would you?" Su Yan was shocked.

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes, feeling so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe. He even felt annoyed when he looked at Su Yan for one more second. He went to tidy up the warehouse while cursing.

Even though this brat is scolding me now, in a few years, whenever he thinks of what happened today, he will want to kowtow to me three times and call me his godfather!

Su Yan was complaining in his heart when suddenly a shadow passed by the corner of his eye. He followed it out without saying a word.

......

"This is terrifying, terrifying! There were ten of them! And what did he do just now? He actually looked up at the sky and laughed wildly? Is this something a human can do?"

In the weeds behind the warehouse, Zhou Ping was running very fast with a suitcase in his hand, as if there was an evil ghost chasing him.

"Senior Zhou Ping, where are you going?"

Su Yan's voice suddenly sounded in front of him. Zhou Ping's body suddenly stopped, and he slowly raised his head and happened to meet Su Yan's eyes.

One person thought: It’s over, evil ghost.

Another person thought: Interesting, I am a person!

"Su Yan, my third uncle has a stomachache and called me anxiously. I need to go back."

He felt so ashamed of lying that he had to use up almost the maximum strength of a human being to keep his body steady.

"If you have a stomachache, it means you're pregnant. A fight will make it better."

Su Yan smiled and walked over to take his suitcase, dragging it towards the warehouse. "Senior Zhou, come quickly, everyone is waiting for you, especially Xiaonan, who is your fan and is eagerly waiting for your autograph... Of course, me too, please sign for me, at least a hundred!"

Any one of Zhou Ping's autographs can be sold for thousands of yuan.

Autographs? Fans? I don't want this suitcase anymore... Zhou Ping was so angry that he wanted to smash the barbed wire and rush out of the camp, but he felt his clothes tighten and was caught by Su Yan.

Su Yan narrowed his eyes and said in a deep voice:

"Senior Zhou Ping, where are you going? Commander Ye told me to keep an eye on you and do my best to help you overcome your social anxiety. If you run away, the commander told me to post missing person notices for you in the streets of Huaihai City, with high-definition headshots.

"Oh, and here's a photo your third uncle gave me of you when you were three years old, the kind with your little cones showing."

Zhou Ping was struck by lightning and was stunned.

............

After a while, Su Yan dragged Zhou Ping back to the warehouse and introduced Zhou Ping to the admiring gazes of the crowd.

"Zhou Ping, the Sword Saint, is my current boss. He's a big boss, and Lin Qiye is just a small boss." Su Yan put his arm around Zhou Ping's shoulders affectionately and could feel his whole body stiff.

"Everyone applaud."

“Pah pah pah pah pah pah——!”

"Stop, stop for a moment, let Senior Zhou Ping introduce himself." Su Yan raised his hand to stop.

"Chichichichichichichichi--" The sound of sharp sword energy rang out around the Sword Saint. Its trajectory was completely invisible, and no one knew where it was flying to, but the fierce momentum that hit them in the face made everyone feel scared.

"Wow, sword energy, sword energy, Sister Hongying, look at the sword energy!" Si Xiaonan's eyes lit up.

"What a domineering aura, one sword and millions of skulls!" Zhao Kongcheng swallowed.

"The Sword Master doesn't seem to like us very much. He always has a cold face." Lin Qiye was worried.

Chi!Chi!Chi!

The sound of the sword energy shuttles grew louder, and Zhou Ping whispered, "My name is Zhou Ping, the ordinary Ping."

Su Yan nodded and waved his hand suddenly: "Zhou Ping, a raincoat will allow you to live a peaceful life!"

Clap, clap, clap, clap—! (Applause)

Zhou Ping: "..."

"I am your..."

"Teacher? You will be our teacher for the next few months?!" Baili Pangpang shouted excitedly, scaring the Sword Saint.

"Don't call me teacher, just call me Zhou Ping." Zhou Ping adjusted his attitude and said slowly: "If it doesn't feel natural, you can call me Sword Saint... For today, we're dismissed."

As soon as Zhou Ping finished speaking, he turned into a shadow and disappeared.

"So fast!"

Lin Qiye's eyes widened in shock: "If Senior Sword Saint wanted to kill me, I wouldn't be able to react."

This was the first time that Lin Qiye experienced the feeling of "not being able to see" in the dynamic spiritual realm.

Si Xiaonan covered his mouth and murmured, "His blood is cold..."

Su Yan nodded with a smile, took a step forward calmly, and kicked a pair of tattered soles on the ground into the pile of groceries.

Under the soles of the shoes,

Ten sword marks were dug out, reaching a thousand meters underground!

Chapter 336 Boys' Dormitory, Girls' Dormitory

That night.

Several beds were set up in the girls' area on the left side of the warehouse.

After the lights were turned off, the topic gradually shifted to the girls' pace.

"Jialan, you're just too naive. With your strength, you dragged Lin Qiye into the woods, first @#￥%...!@#, and then @#￥￥@#￥. A little brat like Lin Qiye, who knows nothing, will definitely become addicted to it and won't be able to leave you for even a moment!"

Si Xiaonan's theoretical school talks a lot about practice, and he will teach all the unique skills he learned from the "Secret Book of Rihanna".

Galan's eyes widened, with disbelief flashing in his eyes from time to time, and a hint of longing.

Hongying wrinkled her nose and interrupted, "Xiaonan, you are not allowed to teach Jialan bad things. She doesn't know anything. If you dare to teach her, she will really do it!"

Jia Lan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly thought of something and asked, "Xiao Nan, why doesn't Sister Hongying learn this knowledge?"

Hongying's eyes flickered slightly, and she pursed her lips in embarrassment.

"That's different. We need to teach students according to their individual needs." Si Xiaonan tutted his words and said seriously:

"That bastard Su Yan is incredibly courageous. How long has it taken for Sister Hongying, a thick and hard wooden creature, to be trained by him into a soft red ribbon? Am I teaching her these things because I'm afraid she hasn't been abused enough?"

"Xiao Nan, stop talking!"

Hongying blushed with shame, picked up a pillow and threw it at Xiaonan, "I'm going to smash you to death, you pervert Xiaonan!"

A ball of green silk thread quietly lit up in Si Xiaonan's hand, and the pillow crashed into a pocket-sized green space door, and then appeared out of thin air above Hongying, and the pillow hit her face.

Si Xiaonan sat cross-legged on the bed, with her hands on her hips, looking up at the sky and laughing like a queen:

"Oh~~hohohoho, the God of Trickery, Si Xiaonan, is invincible!"

"I'm going to fight you!"

Hongying angrily threw the pillow away, and pounced on Si Xiaonan, knocking him to the bed. The two of them immediately rolled into a ball laughing.

The scenes of being tossed by the waves, with clothes disheveled, and pure white flashed by frame by frame.

After a while, Eying was too cumbersome to hold on to her 36D breasts, so Xiaonan grabbed and touched her during the fight, and took advantage of her. In the end, she had no choice but to give in with red cheeks, and ran back with a sad face.

Hongying rubbed her chest, lowered her head so that she couldn't see her toes, and puffed her cheeks angrily: "You are a burden, what use are you to me!"

Si Xiaonan had an exaggerated expression and expressed his disdain with a "hohohoho~" laugh.

Xiaoqing opened her sleepy eyes and asked in confusion, "Master Xiaonan, why are you so happy? Your breasts are too small to breastfeed well, and the children won't be able to eat enough in the future."

Si Xiaonan: ???

Xiaonan's expression froze and he couldn't laugh anymore.

"It's true. Of all the people here, Xiaonan is the youngest. Xiaoqing has a way to massage him..."

Children’s careless words are the most hurtful, the kind that hurts like a needle piercing your lungs!

Si Xiaonan pouted and pounced on Qing: "Xiaoqing, I want to fight you!"

A smile blossomed on Hongying's face, her beautiful eyes sparkling with pride: "You deserve it."

Hongdou was fast asleep on the upper bunk, and the children did not participate in the queue.

......

In the boys' dormitory, the topic shifted to the boys' pace.

"I didn't expect that two years later, we would live in the same dormitory again and sleep in the same bed."

Cao Yuan lay on his side on the bed, supporting his face with one hand and his other hand on his waist, looking at Lin Qiye with satisfaction.

Lin Qiye: ...

After experiencing life in the fasting center, Lin Qiye had already thoroughly understood the connections and friendships between men. His innocent heart had become dirty, and he could not bear to look at Cao Yuan like this.

There's no going back, there's no going back.

He rolled his eyes, turned sideways, and turned his back to Cao Yuan, not wanting to pay any attention to him.

Five seconds later, I was suddenly startled. No, this posture is wrong!

A catapult, a turn, and then a flip back... This is also very awkward!

"Why are you practicing street dancing so late at night?" Su Yan sat up opposite and said unhappily:

"If you don't want to sleep, get up and write your self-criticism. Have you finished writing one million words?"

When the million-word inspection was mentioned, Lin Qiye covered his face in pain and said bitterly, "I asked Commander Ye for a staggered writing method, 4000 words a day, and I'll try to finish it within a year."

"4000 words, that's too short." Su Yan stared at him with disdain and said disdainfully:

"At your age, if you don't update 10,000 words a day, how can you sleep?!"

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes. "Come on, it's already hard for me to write 4000 words, how is possible?"

"How can it be impossible? You have to learn the water word count."

"How is the water?"

Su Yan hesitated for a moment and said, "For example, you can't write 'I was wrong'. If you write it, my heart will be in turmoil and regret will surge like a tide.

"I will never dare to do that again. You have to write. From now on, I will change my ways and never let foolishness happen again..."