Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

Lin Qiye covered his mouth and whispered, "I scanned it, and there's no pulse, not even a heartbeat. I don't know how to communicate with him."

Su Yan asked curiously, "If he doesn't have any signs of life, how could you be so sure he was alive?"

"Of course I know." Lin Qiye rubbed his face, a lingering sense of grievance on his face, and said:

"When I first met him yesterday, the Great Sage was like this, motionless. I thought I'd test him a little, so I called him Fighting Buddha, Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, and finally Sun Xingzhe.

"He ignored me, and I was completely helpless, so I yelled 'Bi-na-ha'... and then he slapped me across the face and sent me flying!"

You call him Bi Ma Wen? Whose general is so brave... Su Yan took a deep breath and marveled for a long time before asking:

"You didn't try other methods?"

Lin Qiye shook his head: "I've studied it for a long time. Apart from triggering that keyword, no other behavior can awaken it. If you don't believe me, just look at it."

As he spoke, he poked the ancient ape's arm with his finger, indicating to Su Yan that the ancient ape would not wake up.

"Oh, it's true. No matter how I touch it, there is no reaction." Su Yan stretched out his hand and rubbed it twice, and said in surprise:

"And this fur is so soft. Lin Qiye, come and touch this part of the back. It's the legendary monkey fur. It's so slippery..."

"It's quite slick... No!" Lin Qiye's face darkened, and he slapped Su Yan's hand away, complaining:

"Can you please show some respect to the Great Sage and be more serious? Merlin almost broke you last time!"

What the hell! What the hell do you mean by almost ruining it? I'm suing you for defamation... Su Yan's mouth twitched, and he withdrew his hand awkwardly and asked in a deep voice, "Have you ever tried to stimulate his consciousness with your mental power?"

"I tried it." Lin Qiye sighed:

"No reaction at all. I was wondering if you have the Zodiac rune? Why don't you try it?"

Su Yan nodded, indicating that he understood. He took a deep breath and lit up the "monkey" rune on the Bagua plate, trying to establish a spiritual connection with the Great Sage.

But the spiritual consciousness was like a cow entering a sea of ​​mud, and did not receive any response.

Su Yan couldn't help but feel surprised. The twelve zodiac runes on the Fuxi plate have always been a magical tool for communicating with the zodiac.

Once it is performed, it is like building a spiritual bridge that directly reaches the three souls, and the intention of communication cannot be rejected.

If he is willing to spend a lot of mental energy, Su Yan can even control the other person's mind for a short period of time. However, the consumption of mental energy is too great, and it is often not worth the effort, so he rarely uses it.

But now, even though he used all his strength to cast runes, and tried communication and control many times, he was completely unable to capture the three souls of the ancient ape. The three souls seemed to be separated by an invisible barrier, as if they did not exist in this world at all.

"How is it?" Lin Qiye continued to ask.

Su Yan shook his head and said in a deep voice:

"To be honest, I don't quite understand it. Under normal circumstances, if a life doesn't have three souls, it is dead and cannot be dead anymore.

"However, Xiaoqing had previously carefully taught me a lot of knowledge, and among them, she mentioned a wonderful state in Buddhism - dry Zen."

"Ku Chan?"

"It is said that this state occurs when a highly respected Buddhist monk resolutely chooses to pass away. Only then will he step into the endless Zen void in such an extraordinary way." Su Yan spread his hands and explained:

"To sum it up, I really don't want to live anymore and I plan to start over."

"What? The Great Sage doesn't want to live anymore!" Lin Qiye exclaimed:

"Then what should I do? What medicine should I give him? Is it okay to give him antidepressants? Can I just put it in his mouth?"

Su Yan shook his head slowly, helpless.

Su Yan knew very well that the reason why Sun Wukong was admitted to Lin Qiye Mental Hospital was mainly because he was unable to do anything after witnessing the tragic death of his junior brother, and thus suffered from extremely serious autism.

Even to the point of wanting death.

There are only two ways to untie his knot:

1. Resurrect his fellow apprentices.

2. Talk therapy.

As for the former, Su Yan was incapable. Even if he was more capable, he could only watch helplessly as the history of a hundred years had passed and could not change it at all.

The latter can only let Lin Qiye learn from the Princess of Xixia and use slow and steady methods to persevere. It is simple to say, no injections or medication, just sit here and chat with him every day, use conversation as a treatment method, and gradually untie the knot in the Monkey King's heart. It is simply called talk therapy.

But the latter is also based on the fact that the Great Sage is awake. Now that his mind is stuck in a state of meditation and his consciousness is imprisoned, the primary goal is to wake him up!

Su Yan scratched his hair, glanced at Lin Qiye, and asked tentatively:

"Lin Qiye, I have a suggestion, just a suggestion... For example, if you imitate what they do on TV and pour a bucket of ice water on the head of an unconscious person, do you think the Monkey King will wake up?"

"Try not to wake up." Lin Qiye's eyelids twitched twice, and he said in a deep voice:

"I felt like I was going to die when he woke up."

Ha, what a coward... Su Yan nodded: "Oh, so, how about you trigger the keyword (Bimawen) a few more times? I feel that if the Great Sage slaps you a few more times, you will gradually recover from your dry meditation."

"No, no, no!"

Lin Qiye covered his face and took two steps back, saying in horror, "You don't know, he slapped me yesterday and I almost vomited all the food I had left over from the previous night. How about you try it?"

"I don't dare to try!" Su Yan quickly refused:

"You're the dean. You're protected here and won't die. At most, you'll feel some pain. If I get slapped, can I still survive?"

"What should I do then?" Lin Qiye pouted in frustration and rolled his eyes.

"Waste, what use do I have to you!"

Damn it, if you don't punish him for three days, he'll tear the roof off the house... Su Yan's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth in hatred. His mind raced, and he quickly suppressed the corner of his mouth that was raised. Then he said, "How about we talk more and see if we can provoke the Great Sage?"

"How exciting?"

"Like telling jokes. Let me tell you one first."

Su Yan said with a smile: One day, Sun Wukong couldn't find his golden cudgel, so he called out to the Earth God and asked, "Old Earth God, where is my golden cudgel?"

"Guess what the old landowner said?" Su Yan asked.

Lin Qiye shook his head.

Su Yan: "The old land god said, Great Sage, the great thing about your golden cudgel is that it matches your hairstyle...Hahahahahahahahaha, I'm relying on this joke to survive my whole life, hahahahahahaha!"

Lin Qiye: ...

Su Yan laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he gasped and asked, "Isn't it funny?"

"It's... it's okay." Lin Qiye twitched his lips, observing that the ancient ape still had no reaction, and complained:

"Why do I feel even less reactive? Is it because the joke is too dull?"

"Then let's have another one. This time I need your cooperation." Su Yan stopped laughing and took a long time to calm down. He took out an apple from his arms and asked, "Lin Qiye, how do you say apple in English?"

Lin Qiye: "apple."

"Where's the banana?"

“banana.”

"Sure, I'm going to increase the intensity and speed up!" Su Yan quickly asked, "How do you say honey in English?"

"bee."

"What about the flaws?"

"Mar."

"How do you say when in English?"

“when.”

Su Yan's eyes lit up: "Next is the time to witness a miracle. Honey + flaw + when, read them together, faster, faster!"

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes: "Bee-Mar-When."

Just as he finished speaking, the ancient ape with his hands clasped together beside him suddenly had golden light spurting out of his eyes, and slapped Lin Qiye away with a fierce blow, roaring towards the sky with an "Ah".

Lin Qiye tumbled:???

"Hahahahaha!"

Su Yan covered his stomach and laughed like a pig.

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Chapter 343 Sister Hongying’s Brother~

The boat of friendship can capsize at any time!

In the next few days, Su Yan felt the cold violence from Lin Qiye, who ignored him and treated him as a transparent person.

During training, he was so aggressive that he chopped him with two knives.

Su Yan approached him to maintain the friendship between brothers and invited him to go to the toilet together, but Lin Qiye ignored him and only snorted in contempt.

That night, during dinner, Su Yan asked Hongying to call Lin Qiye out and took the initiative to show his goodwill:

"Qiye, good brother, I'm doing this for your own good. Just tell me if the Great Sage has woken up. Think about it, the ability to control the heavens and earth, the seventy-two transformations, the fiery eyes and golden pupils, are these still far away from you?!"

Do I need to look for you to wake up in this way? I can do it myself!

Lin Qiye turned his head away and snorted, "I don't have a brother like you. From now on, you go your way, and I go mine. We'll never see each other again until we die!"

Seeing that he still couldn't calm down, Su Yan gritted his teeth and said:

"At worst, I can return the five dollars I won from you last time!"

Lin Qiye's ears twitched, and he still said disdainfully: "You want to bribe me with five dollars?"

"Then what do you want to do?" Su Yan asked.

Lin Qiye raised his eyebrows and said, "I still have 330,000 words of inspection to write..."

"Impossible!" Su Yan waved his hand and said firmly.

"Then we'll break off all ties!" Lin Qiye shook off his arm and strode towards the warehouse with a dark face.

Su Yan took a deep breath and said with a sad heart: "At most I can help you write half of it!"

Lin Qiye came back with a quick step, his face beaming with joy: "It's settled, I'll record it!"

Five minutes later, Su Yan signed an unequal treaty with tears in his eyes: to help Lin Qiye complete the 170,000-word inspection, return the huge sum of five yuan to him, and deeply reflect on his wrong behavior in his heart.

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