Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

'boom'.

The door was closed.

Ye Fan: ...

Zhou Ping:......

The atmosphere seemed to freeze, and you could hear a pin drop.

Ye Fan looked down at his naked body, sniffed calmly, crawled back into bed, turned his back to Zhou Ping, took a deep breath and pretended to fall asleep.

Luckily no one else saw it... But, let me die, let me die now!!

"Sizzle, sizzle." Zhou Ping also said nothing and got into bed. Sword energy was everywhere and down was flying all over the sky.

Let me die! Fortunately, no one else saw...

............

in the living room.

Team 136 sat around the dining table, staring at the TV screen expressionlessly for a long time.

"Bah."

The dumplings on Su Yan's chopsticks slipped and fell into the rice soup, splashing the soup everywhere. Everyone came to their senses at the same time and lowered their heads to eat as if nothing had happened.

"Now that the Commander and the others have woken up, Su Yan, you should choose a day to set off... Kukuku."

"Hmm, pfft...a day or two...pfft."

"...Su Yan, you won't be in danger, right? Puff puff puff."

"Leng Xuan, are you pulling your trouser pockets... No, there are two such funny... powerful bodyguards! We are going to break up the place, Kuku."

"Then it's a deal, come back at least once a month...Pfft."

Chapter 389 You Disappoint Me

The waves are rolling and the fog is gloomy.

Deep in the fog, strange creatures would occasionally hide in the fog and wander around, peeking secretly with dimly glowing eyes.

On the sea, a fishing boat floats with the waves. Through the fog, several shadows can be seen looming beside the boat, including adults, children, and even what seems to be a huge bear.

The strange thing was that the boat had no one at the helm, but it was still moving straight and fast in one direction.

"Hey, Master, come out and see~~, I won!"

By the boat, Xiaoqing held the fishing rod tightly with both hands and pulled it back with all her strength. Her little face was flushed with excitement, and the straight fishing line made a "whooshing" sound in the wind. This crisp sound was the melody that anglers loved most.

"Hit again? You're a professional player."

Su Yan strode out of the cabin and helped Xiaoqing pull back with all his strength. A tuna more than three meters long jumped out of the sea, its eyes sharp, and its sharp spines followed the fishing line straight towards Xiaoqing.

"Snapped."

The panda next to it slapped it to death on the bed. The master and his two servants hurried over to check the tuna.

Su Yan glanced at it twice, revealing a look of disgust: "How disgusting! Why is there another radioactive fish with tumors all over it? I'm almost having intensive phobia. All the creatures in this sea area have mutated."

Xiaoqing puffed up her face regretfully: "Master, can't I eat it? Then I can only throw it away..."

Su Yan thought for two seconds and said in a deep voice, "Forget it, save it for Commander Ye and Senior Sword Saint to make sashimi!"

Ye Fan: ...

Zhou Ping:......

At the side of the boat, the young monk and the young man each held a fishing rod. They turned their heads in unison, looking at Su Yan speechlessly, then looked at the disgusting mutant fish, and their stomachs suddenly felt sour.

The little monk complained, "I say...Su Yan, when you were talking about this, didn't you think about Zhou Ping and I sitting right next to you?"

"What's there to be afraid of?" Su Yan said, stroking the mutant fish.

"You two, one with a golden body and the other with a lotus root body, won't be poisoned. Since you're here, why not try eating these two mutant fish? Most people wouldn't dare to eat them."

Ye Fan curled his lips: "I won't eat it anyway. This lotus root body can be left alone without food or drink."

Su Yan: "Then give it to your proudest family member, Senior Zhou Ping!"

"Snapped."

Ye Fan suddenly clenched his palms and flattened the fishing rod. He took a deep breath and silently chanted Amitabha in his heart.

Zhou Ping, the mortal swordsman who became introverted for a lifetime after being extroverted once, shook his head in embarrassment and stuttered when he spoke.

"I...I don't want to eat either."

Su Yan said in a deep voice: "Senior Sword Saint has greatly disappointed me... Holding the stars and picking the bright moon, you dare not try to mutate the fish?"

呲呲呲!

Zhou Ping's toes spurted out sword energy crazily, turning his new shoes into a hedgehog.

Su Yan: "Commander Ye also disappoints me. This tough guy who is not afraid of whipping is actually afraid of eating fish!"

"Alright, alright, please don't mention this anymore!" Ye Fan said bitterly, "There's a box of beef jerky hidden under my bed in my bedroom. You...you can take it all!"

"Xiaoqing, go get them quickly. Don't take them all. Leave half for Commander Ye!"

Su Yan's expression softened instantly. He sat down next to the little monk, put his arm around his shoulders, and said with a smile, "No wonder you always smell like beef. You've eaten all the dry food on the boat, and yet you're still hiding beef jerky. You're so cunning, little monk!"

"That's not because of you!!"

The young monk roared with a sullen face, "I prepared enough food for ten people, enough to last three months, and you used it up in just half a month. If I don't hide some, I'm afraid you'll all starve to death on the road for the rest of the journey!"

"Crack." Po came over with an apple in his mouth to join in the fun.

The little monk took two deep breaths and suddenly became even angrier: "A Bao, I said he didn't say you! You ate up a whole warehouse of fruit in just two nights. Are you a panda or a bear pig?"

Po twisted his round butt, turned around and ran away.

Su Yan laughed, pointed at the fog ahead and said, "Don't worry, Commander Ye. I said we'd get there in half a month, and we'll definitely get there. Preparing so much dry food is a complete waste. It's better to fill it up and avoid wasting it."

"I have no direction in this fog, and I don't know where you get your confidence from."

At this time, a small red oriental fire dragon danced like a nimble red silk, rushed out from the fog, landed steadily on the deck, and then transformed into a delicate little girl.

She casually threw a small alligator snapping turtle onto the deck, ran towards us with a smile, and said crisply:

"Master, we can see the island ahead. In another half hour, we can reach it."

Su Yan and Ye Fan's eyes lit up at the same time.

After five days of drifting at sea, plagued by strong winds, even the strongest Transcendents were exhausted. Ye Fan was even more worried and stressed, fearing that Su Yan would make a mistake and get lost in the vast sea of ​​fog.

At this moment, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"I told you it wouldn't be wrong!" Su Yan raised his eyebrows proudly, his eyes fixed on Zhou Ping.

"Senior, please go and complete this final drill, and then we'll land on the island."

A smile also appeared on Zhou Ping's face. He nodded, stood up and stood in front of the alligator snapping turtle that Hongdou brought back.

This alligator snapping turtle was less than half a meter in size and was trembling on the ground. The aura of 'Klein' was tightly bound in its body and it dared not move at all.

Hearing the approaching footsteps, she looked at Zhou Pingfang with tears in her eyes and whimpered for mercy.

It was originally an alligator snapping turtle with thin dragon blood, the little overlord of this sea area. It was sleeping soundly on the beach just now when a little girl with red flames all over her body suddenly appeared in front of it, grabbed its neck and lifted it back.

Although the alligator snapping turtle had the strength of a Klein, it was suppressed by the aura emitted by the little girl as if it had encountered a natural enemy, and it had no intention of resisting at all.

Zhou Ping took out a pair of bamboo chopsticks from his bosom and said softly:

"Don't be afraid. Fight me with all your might. I will only use my 'Lamp' realm strength. Regardless of whether I win or lose, I will let you go. From now on, you will not be eaten by humans."

Although the alligator snapping turtle didn't understand, it could sense Zhou Ping's meaning from the sword intent. It looked carefully at the girl in the red skirt, and saw that the little girl was holding a bag of dried meat and gnawing on it with a smile, and had no intention of making things difficult for it. Then it gradually stopped trembling.

The alligator snapping turtle nodded human-like, leaped into the sea, and instantly transformed into a giant alligator snapping turtle 500 meters long.

Its carapace is as rugged as a rock, its head is like a crocodile's, its fangs are slightly exposed, and its domineering aura is revealed.

In an instant, huge waves of a hundred meters high rolled up in the sea. The alligator snapping turtle raised its head as big as a mountain high, and was about to roar out of habit.

Huge waves rolled and the fishing boat shook.

Hongdou lost her balance and almost dropped the dried meat, and looked over with a frightened look on her face.

"Ok?"

The alligator snapping turtle's body suddenly stiffened, and its mouth closed tightly... and it stretched out its claws and slapped the sea surface, gently smoothing the sea.

In an instant, everything was calm.

"Humph."

Snapping turtle: (〃'▽'〃)

Chapter 390: The Path of the Sword Immortal

"Ding."

The pleasant sound of the sword seemed to convey Zhou Ping's joy.

On the sea.

The sword master's clothes fluttered in the wind, making rustling sounds, and he attacked the alligator turtle with sharp sword energy.

Even if the sea was filled with huge waves, he was like a light fallen leaf, rising and falling with the waves and moving with the momentum.

Although the tiny sword energy driven by the "Zhan" realm spiritual power could not leave any wounds on the alligator turtle, Zhou Ping was not discouraged. He tapped the alligator turtle's body from time to time with the bamboo chopsticks in his hand.

As the number of clicks increased, the alligator snapping turtle began to slow down, with confusion and panic in its eyes.

Su Yan nodded seriously and clapped his hands in praise:

"Senior Zhou Ping split his sword energy into multiple thrusts and penetrated the alligator turtle's body, using his extremely tiny mental power to control it to condense without dispersing. Finally, after hundreds of times of superposition, the quantitative change led to a qualitative change!

"Sword energy comparable to Klein's was used with the strength of the Lantern Realm. Senior Sword Saint's cultivation has taken a huge step forward. Although I say that a child is teachable... it is indeed my teaching that is good!"

How could this kid be so shameless? Isn’t it embarrassing to praise himself... Xiao Ye Fan rolled his eyes beside him:

"Your method seems to be really useful to Zhou Ping."