Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

Wu Ji said expressionlessly, "Lin Qiye is having a baby with a deep-sea octopus. Lin Qiye smashed a black boar's head with one palm, then lay on it and ate it alive. Lin Qiye lay on the back of a heifer..."

"Okay, collect!" Su Yan decisively stopped and said seriously:

"You did a great job. You were absolutely right not to write it down. I shouldn't have doubted your professional ability. I was more at fault in this matter."

Everyone:......

Su Yan paused for a moment and said in a deep voice: "But, is it possible that there is such a situation, that is, Wu Ji, there is a little problem with your ability? For example, if I ask you now, what is Baili Pangpang doing, how would you answer?"

Wu Ji bit her lip, her eyes lit up pink, and after a few seconds she replied:

"He's at Kyoto's largest bubble bath shop..."

"Very good, very good!" Su Yan interrupted with a bang on the table, nodded, and said, "It seems that there is no problem with your ability. I am redundant this time. You have worked hard. Have a drink or two to replenish your energy!"

Everyone:......

There was a long silence all around.

"Captain...what on earth is he doing?"

"Which one is right?"

"If all else fails, I'll take down the Osaka gangsters as well..."

Chapter 407 I sell my art, not my body!

"Qianyu Suyan, ah——, don't leave, I'm very clean."

"Let go, let go! I'm telling you, I know martial arts. If you keep doing this, I'll... I'll really hit a woman!"

"Really? You can do this? That's awesome! Hit me now! Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower, Hayaku!!"

"...What a sin!"

boom!

Qianyu Su Yan ran out with a dark face and disheveled clothes. He slammed the door shut and locked it from the outside.

I wish I could weld it to death!

"Clap clap clap clap!"

The woman inside the door kept banging on it, wailing sadly, like a baby bird crying for food, hoping that the man she loved would change his mind.

“So this is what being clean means.”

Lin Qiye thought of Zhenzhen, Aiai and Lianlian when they were in the fasting center, and it seemed that they had all said this to him before.

He didn't understand it before, and it was all thanks to Su Yan who often taught him some strange knowledge. But he has made up for it a lot these days, and he feels that he is about to become a real veteran driver!

"Sure enough, only by venturing into society independently can one absorb knowledge faster... No, I don't want to learn this!"

"Everyone is greedy for my body. Life is unbearable!"

Footsteps were heard on the stairs, and Amamiya Haruki came up in a bright suit slit to the navel. He half-leaned on the handrail and said helplessly, "Asaba, you abandoned the customer and ran away. If Uncle Kyosuke knew about this, he would criticize you for being unprofessional."

Lin Qiye suddenly became angry and laughed:

"I haven't said anything yet, but you're the first to complain. What did I tell you before? Don't let this woman who loves to take off her clothes come up here. I don't want to receive her. You agreed to it at the time, but what did you do in the end?"

"I didn't want to either, but Mrs. Caijia gave me too much. She pre-ordered a hundred bottles of wine, which is equivalent to half of our monthly income."

Feeling guilty, Amamiya Haruki dared not look directly at Lin Qiye and explained:

"Before she came up, she promised me that she would never take off her clothes in the private room!"

"She certainly didn't take it off in the private room..." Lin Qiye was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly said with deep sorrow:

"But you can't take it off outside! I was still sitting on the sofa, and she rushed in like that, asking me to hurry up. Have you ever considered my feelings?"

Amamiya Haruki smiled wryly and said, "Don't take it too seriously. Being a gigolo is bound to lead to these kinds of things. Doesn't this just prove you're charming? Besides, you won't suffer any loss."

"I sell my art, not my body." Lin Qiye had no expression on his face.

"Okay, I was wrong this time. Next time I will definitely be stricter." Amamiya Haruki raised his hand to indicate compromise, then said in a deep voice:

"Lin Qiye, try not to go out looking for people these nights. I have a bad feeling."

"What happened?"

Amamiya Haruki nodded:

"Remember that half-baked prophet I told you about?"

Lin Qiye: "Wu Ji Sword Master?"

"Yes, Master Wu Ji, he's missing. I've completely lost track of him." Amamiya Haruki's face was heavy.

"This has never happened before. Although I also think that guy is unreliable, his sword is extremely good at predicting danger. Over the years, other sword masters, including me, have been in danger many times while being hunted by the eight oracles, but he has never been surrounded and attacked. This time, he might really be in trouble."

Lin Qiye's expression became solemn. If this person was really caught, he would most likely die.

The Master of Huojin Sword is an evil spirit who threatens the divine authority, and the Oracle never wants to kill him alive.

"The most troublesome thing is that [Wu Ji] is a very special sword. Once it falls into the hands of the Oracle, the location of each of us will be calculated sooner or later. I am afraid that there will be no peace from then on.

"So, the overthrow of theocracy is imminent!" Amamiya Haruki looked at Lin Qiye and said seriously:

"That friend from the Shangxie Society, what have you thought about his suggestion to destroy the human circle? Are you willing to help me?"

After asking this question, the atmosphere became cold. Lin Qiye leaned against the wall in silence, while Amamiya Haruki waited quietly for his answer.

"I'm sorry, I can't help you."

After a long time, Lin Qiye sighed and said:

"I've thought deeply about this. If I were alone, I might agree to your request, but I won't take risks lightly now. I have family I care about and friends I cherish. If I get caught up in this, they will definitely bear the consequences with me. This is not what a captain should do."

"So, can you bear to see Xiao Lina living in this cruel and cruel environment?"

Amamiya Haruki snorted, unwilling to give up.

Lin Qiye was the first person he discovered and rescued. This powerful individual, lacking the Huojin Blade but capable of unleashing unimaginable power, was unlike anything he had ever seen before. From that moment on, he was determined to bring this special being into his fold.

Lin Qiye glanced at him and said, "After I find my companions, I can just take Xiao Lina and leave Japan. It's just a matter of adding a pair of chopsticks for eating."

"..."

Is it still like this... The corners of Amamiya Haruki's mouth twitched, and he said unconvincedly: "Then how are you going to repay me for saving you? At that time, you were... you were..."

Amemiya Haruki was stunned for a moment, and couldn't even remember which of the eight oracles was hunting Lin Qiye, and was confused for a moment.

"I'm sorry, but no matter what you say, I won't agree."

Looking at the drizzle outside the window, Lin Qiye seemed to have thought of something terrible. Pain suddenly appeared in his eyes and he said:

"When I'm away, they must be having a hard time. They're probably hiding from place to place, with nowhere to stay. They don't have enough food or warm clothes, and they live in constant fear of being found...

“When I think of this, my heart feels like it’s being cut by a knife!

"so.

"My top priority right now is to find my teammates as soon as possible. I don't want to get involved in anything else."

Lin Qiye shook his head, wiped the moisture from the corners of his eyes, and said:

"As for repaying you, I can give you all my earnings during my work. It's a huge sum of money, so you can use it as funding. I have to work now, so please don't disturb me... Oh, and please ask Mrs. Caijia to leave. Please stay away. Thank you."

Amamiya Haruki sighed in his heart and said no more.

Lin Qiye walked to another private room, adjusted himself, and pushed the door open.

The woman in this box had been waiting for him for a long time. The table was full of empty wine bottles scattered all over the place, and the smell of alcohol in the room was so strong that it was irritating to the eyes.

Sitting on the sofa was a plump lady who was about 28 or 29 years old. She had a plump chest, a slender waist, and very round buttocks. Her legs were covered with a pair of flesh-colored stockings, which were bent and folded.

"Mrs. Mei...Mrs. Meiyu, why is it you again?!"

Chapter 408: Did the Captain Write a Self-Review Today?

Lin Qiye was suddenly startled and his scalp began to tingle.

This lady is good in every way. She has an elegant temperament, speaks nicely, is good at conversation, and is also super rich.

But he has one problem: he is an alcoholic and his drinking habits are extremely bad!

She takes off her pants whenever she gets drunk, and she doesn't care whether the person is selling his art and not his body.

This is also one of Lin Qiye’s blacklist!

"Qianyu, come here quickly. I promised you this time that I won't get drunk!" The woman's face was flushed with an intoxicating blush, and she spoke softly but a little haltingly.

What kind of promises are you making? You must be drunk!

"Qianyu, come and have a drink, then trust me again."

Mrs. Meiyu handed a bottle of wine to Lin Qiye.

"Then...you have to keep your word." Lin Qiye looked at her with suspicion, pried open the bottle cap, and started drinking "ton ton ton" in a very heroic manner.

Drinking is also one of the professional qualities of a gigolo!

Lin Qiye felt that with his current alcohol tolerance, he could definitely get a seat at the table when he went to Shandong for dinner!

"I promise not to take off my pants..."

Mrs. Meiyu looked at Lin Qiye in a drunken state.

Hehehe, grinning foolishly.

Then slowly pinch the corner of the clothes with both hands...

He flipped it up suddenly and said, "Look!"

"puff!"

Lin Qiye spat out a mouthful of wine five meters away: "Get out!"

...............

Five o'clock in the morning.

Su Yan replaced the paper clone and returned to Cangnan.