Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

"June 6th. I was so tired, but I video-called my mom. She was eating hot pot and she was having a great time."

"On June 6, I video-called my mom. Dad took her out for a seafood buffet. She enjoyed the meal very much."

"On June 6, I video-called my mom. They were traveling, and my mom was having a blast."

"June 6th, humph, I don't miss my mom anymore!"

From then on, I didn’t write anything for two or three years. I think it was because my playful mother had some impact on me.

I can only say that my good friend was too young at the time and didn’t understand his parents. It would be different if he was a college student.

College students have all experienced going home during holidays. On the first day, they feel like a treasure, but after seven days, they feel like a burden. If they dare to stay for a full month, they will be treated like a donkey and have to work hard without complaint.

The corner of Su Yan's mouth twitched, and his mind automatically recalled the aunt who had some skills but not much.

"Hehe, Master said that although I'm a slow learner, I'm very determined. I've already mastered spearmanship in just two years. He also warned me not to get too proud. Martial arts training is like sailing against the current; if you don't advance, you'll retreat. I've decided to practice an extra hour every day starting tomorrow. Come on, Ying!"

"..."

"I'm fourteen! I've finally mastered the use of the Forbidden Ruins. I no longer have to worry about setting the house on fire. I love the rose-red flames."

"My mom called and said there were tomb robbers in our house yesterday afternoon! They were ferocious, hideous, and three feet tall. They even stole the gift I bought. Luckily, she's incredibly skilled. She jumped eight meters high and knocked the thief to the ground with one kick. I don't believe it; she'd have trouble climbing over the wall."

No, Auntie, are you right? ...Su Yan's mouth twitched.

"I turned fifteen, and my mother came to celebrate my birthday. She said she and my father were going on a long trip, so she asked me to stay in Beijing and not go back during the holidays. I was a little unhappy, but I didn't dare say it."

"..."

"...My marksmanship hasn't improved recently. My master said my mind is in disarray."

"On October 10th, I lost my parents."

Su Yan froze for a moment, his heart suddenly tightening, a suffocating feeling. He reached out and brushed across the tiny salt crystals on the page. The slightly uneven, wavy lines on the page resembled the surface of a lake ruffled by the wind.

After a long silence, he continued to look down.

"..."

"..."

"Strike the abyss with your sword, and stain the sky with blood!"

"..."

"Hahahaha, Xiaonan was wearing the Truth Ring today, and the instructor actually asked her what comics she likes to read. Hahahaha, this is social death!!"

"Wuwuwu... I've been put in the truth ring, and I want to go home."

"Hey! I've been successfully transferred back to Cangnan. I'll be the strongest in Team 136 from now on. Come on, Ying!"

"Wow, wow, the captain really beat me to death during training. I want to quit the team and transfer to Qiqihar!"

"Ha, I'm in Sichuan. Team 136 is the second strongest. We're going to capture the Ghost Face King tomorrow!"

"..."

"That was a close call! If the captain hadn't saved me, I would have almost died. Ghost-faced King, just wait for me. I will not be able to avenge this until I'm dead!"

"..."

"Why would someone join the Night Watch with the conditions of having big breasts, long legs, beautiful looks, fair skin, money, a flexible body, a nice voice, and the ability to do the splits... Isn't that insane?"

When Su Yan suddenly saw this, he burst out laughing.

Lao Zhao is a vulgar and muscular man. He believes everything others say. He has ruined my reputation!

"Tomorrow we're going to vote within the team to choose someone to carry out the seduction plan. I asked: Are we still serious Night's Watchmen? The captain refused to pay attention to me and rolled his eyes at me."

"The vote count is out: 6:1. I got 6 votes, and Brother Kongcheng got 1 vote...Are we still legitimate Night's Watchmen?!"

"Phew, luckily, the plan went smoothly! And Lao Zhao must have misunderstood. He was just joking. Should I apologize for being unfriendly earlier?"

"I really can't put it into words... How about inviting him to stay at my house? That would be considered an apology... Ying, you're a genius!"

"Hey... I saw a fool hurting himself. I have to be nicer to fools in the future."

“???” When did I hurt myself? Su Yan scratched his head.

"..."

"Damn that snake demon! So many people died... I'm so confused."

"What should I do..."

"It's over. I haven't been concentrating on my shooting practice lately... I can't go on like this. I'm going to apply to be transferred to the uninhabited area of ​​Lop Nur to focus on my shooting practice. That's it!"

"It hurts so much. I was stabbed in the back by Lin Qiye today. I have to be extra careful when partnering with him in the future... But what should I do?"

"Wuhu~Finally sent him to the training camp. I can focus on my shooting practice again!"

"..."

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh, this is so annoying!”

"..."

"Good night, good night, good night, good night, good night..."

"That's great. It turns out they're just good friends. I can finally rest assured. Keep practicing your spear, Ying!"

"..."

"I like feet... Does this look good? Is it weird? Let me check..."

"Oh~ So a lot of people like this, but is it really okay for good friends to do this?"

"Su Yan, Su Yan, Su Yan, Su Yan..."

"......"

"It's over, I think I peed my pants, Xiaonan must not know!"

"Hey, I can only come back once every thirty days: T."

"..."

"Ying... Can good friends really last forever?"

"May I?"

"May I."

"May I!"

It was late at night and the room was quiet.

The moonlight passed through the reflective glass on the roof, refracted several times, and spread over the windowsill like liquid silver.

Hongying's eyelashes finally stopped trembling, and her breathing became even and long. Even though there was the sound of pages turning around her, it could not wake her up from her deep sleep.

Su Yan looked at his good friend quietly for a long time. For some reason, his entire spine, from the tail to the back of the head, felt numb. It was a feeling he had never experienced before.

"Oh no, my Zhen Gua seems to be leaking electricity..."

……

Su Yan didn't know when he fell asleep, he only knew that he slept very soundly.

When I opened my eyes, the person in my arms had already disappeared.

There were banging sounds coming from outside the door, as well as tit-for-tat insults.

Su Yan followed the sound into the reception room.

On the sofa, Chen Muye was hugging his chest with his hands, glaring at the strange man sitting opposite him, and saying all kinds of sarcastic words.

The strange man slammed the table so loudly that the sound that woke Su Yan up came from here.

Behind him, an adjutant stood upright. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be an old acquaintance, Instructor Hong from the training camp.

"Chen Muye, you bastard, you're the one who took advantage of me. It looked like it was about to succeed, but you actually used the backdoor and still refused to admit it. Do you have any shame?!"

"Shao Pingge, you need evidence to defame me. What does it have to do with me? They forced it into my mouth, how can I spit it out?"

"You bastard! If I hadn't heard that it's been hard for you to start your business these past few years, I would have demolished your office today and made you renovate it!"

"Get lost, I'm in the ocean, I'm innocent!"

Su Yan stood at a distance and listened for a while, and finally understood that the stranger was the captain of the night watch in Shangjing City, Shao Pingge.

Forbidden Ruins [Bai Wuchang], a man who is said to have such a good relationship with Chen Muye that they wear the same pants.

At this time, Chen Muye saw Su Yan and called him over.

"Su Yan, this is Shao Pingge from the Shangjing team. He's too poor to eat, so he came to spend a few days with us. Just say hello."

It seems that they have a very close relationship where they always fight with each other when they meet.

Su Yan thought to himself, and just as he stretched out his hand, Shao Pingge stood up and grabbed it, squeezing it hard, exerting force fiercely, and said with a pout:

"I heard that you were the one who opened Chen Muye's back door, you're such a gutsy kid!"

The status of the Black and White Impermanence of Daxia is only that of a soul-catcher, and the inheritance of the Divine Ruins given to them can only be that of a semi-Divine Ruins.

If you want to be promoted to Shenxu, you need the help of your immediate superior, Yanluo.

Originally, before the Cangnan God War, Shao Pingge received a promise from Bai Wuchang that after Yan Luo returned, he would plead for him to be upgraded to Shenxu. However, a while ago, he suddenly said that this matter was postponed. Someone had informed Yan Luo that he had to mention it to Hei Wuchang first, so he had to wait for another two years.

Shao Pingge was so angry that he rushed over directly, determined to kill Chen Muye!

In the end, I didn’t spray it...I was even more angry!

What's with the captain's backdoor? What kind of lewd talk is that... Su Yan smiled politely: "Captain Shao, it's our first meeting. Please take care of me."

"It's the second time, new hatred and old grudge." Shao Pingge gritted his teeth:

"I was there in the sewer."

"Huh? I have no impression of this." Su Yan tilted his head in thought.

Because I was covered in it, you bastard, hiss, this guy is so strong, it hurts... Shao Pingge pulled his hand out with force, put it behind his back and snorted coldly:

"Forget it, I don't bother to argue with a young man like you."

Chen Muye: "Then why are your hands shaking?"

Shao Pingge: “…”