Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

Su Yan's eyes were full of kindness, and he said softly:

"No, the gods we believe in are different. Our gods will not only not torture your husband, but will also help him to be reborn in the Western Paradise."

The old woman was stunned for a moment, but then shook her head:

"I no longer believe in gods..."

Su Yan pondered for two seconds:

"Why don't you try it? Just do it for your spouse's sake... We'll even give him eggs."

Chapter 418 What are you waiting for? Praise the Brahma God

"Send...send eggs?"

The old woman was a little stunned and was silent for more than ten seconds before she reacted. A hint of anger flashed in her eyes.

Anger is the anger that comes from being embarrassed!

Because during those ten seconds of unconsciousness, what she subconsciously thought about was not whether her husband would be hurt, nor why he was given eggs, but...how many eggs would he give?

"Why would I think of such a weird question?"

This made her feel greedy, cold-hearted, and even despicable.

Witchcraft, it must be witchcraft, this person knows witchcraft.

He deceived me!

She glared at Su Yan, glancing around the house out of the corner of her eyes, searching for the broom, and secretly swore in her heart: Even if they are more numerous and powerful, I will definitely drive this misleading guy out!

At this moment, the young man in front of him waved his hand and said, "Bring up the eggs."

As soon as he finished speaking, a little fat man walked out from the team behind him, carrying a large basket of eggs. He moved it over with a grunt and placed it in front of the old woman.

At a glance, it weighs at least 10 kilograms.

Old woman: ...

"Old man, you should know the value of this basket of eggs, right?" Su Yan asked gently.

After the lie of "Pure Land" collapsed, Japan's theocracy system fell apart, and social order collapsed with it. Strikes, grabbing salt, hoarding water, and violently looting food became the norm. In just half a month, there was very little food to be found outside.

The old woman's family was on the verge of running out of food, and these ten kilograms of eggs were like a life-saving straw in their desperate situation.

She looked back at her family members kneeling behind her, especially her granddaughter, whose eyes were red and she was crying. She was silent for a long time, her voice hoarse, "Are you really not going to torture him..."

Su Yan sighed: "Old man, no matter how bad it gets, can it be worse than it is now?"

Yes, it can't be any worse than it is now.

The old woman finally nodded.

"Bring it up quickly!" Seeing her agree, Su Yan quickly waved back and said gently:

"Old man, let me show you the revelation of Brahma. He is the only supreme God in the world, the light that shines into the suffering of all people. Look, this is our free-range egg, it is big and plump..."

Su Yan was suddenly stunned, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently for a few times before he calmed down the urge to hit someone. He took a deep breath and said softly:

"Pangpang, I asked you to take the Buddha statue, not the egg. If you take the wrong one again, I will make you into egg custard to nourish the old man."

Baili Pangpang: o((=?♀?=))o

The old woman could not understand the Daxia language, she only heard the man speak a string of mysterious words. The chubby little fat man ran out of the door, and after a while, he ran in holding a half-human-high Buddha statue.

The material is just carved wood with a layer of gold paint on it.

He looked like a smiling little monk, holding a purple gold bowl in his right hand, sitting cross-legged in meditation, with his head tilted and grinning, his upper body clothes undone, revealing his breasts.

Somehow, the old woman seemed to have a feeling: Why does this Brahma God look unhappy...?

Baili Pangpang looked around and finally placed the Buddha statue on a table covered with a thin layer of dust. It was obvious that this was previously an altar for worshipping gods.

The old woman asked with a complicated look, "What should I do?"

"Every morning and evening, you must burn incense and worship Buddha, recite the Sanskrit mantra with me, and kowtow three times devoutly for a quarter of an hour." Su Yan clasped his hands together and said:

"I'll teach you Sanskrit first. It's a little difficult to pronounce, so please listen carefully."

The old woman knelt down and nodded, clasping her hands together.

Su Yan said in a deep voice:

"Believe in Brahma and you will have eternal life."

"Believe in Brahma and you will have eternal life."

"Brahma is a real man~~ a true man of iron and blood~~"

"The pure Brahma sect, the iron-blooded true men."

"A horse can walk on the shoulder~~A person can stand on the fist~~"

"Girls can walk on your shoulders, and you can stand on your fists."

Lin Qiye: ...

An Qingyu: ...

The corners of the eyes of the fifth team were twitching wildly. They could only lower their heads and take deep breaths, thinking about the saddest things in their lives one by one, and only then could they suppress their laughter.

Lin Qiye rubbed the corners of his mouth and said, "Thank goodness this old woman doesn't understand Chinese. It's so embarrassing."

"We're fine. I wonder what Commander Ye would think when he hears this..."

"..."

"One thought transcends the three realms, and the ten directions illuminate the true nature."

After reading the last sentence, Su Yan gestured, "Light three sticks of incense, bow devoutly, recite your husband's name silently, and pray to the Brahma gods to lead you to the Pure Land."

The old woman did as she was told. After kowtowed three times, she put her hands together and silently recited in her heart.

Time passed minute by minute, and after a quarter of an hour, the Buddha statue lit up, and the golden Buddha light spread like water, enveloping the old woman's husband.

In the shocked eyes of the family,

A shadow stood up and looked at his family with a little confusion at first. When he saw his own cold and stiff body, he was stunned for a moment, then smiled with relief. After waving goodbye to his relatives, he disappeared into the purple gold bowl in the palm of the Buddha statue.

The strange phenomenon subsided, the old man and his family were stunned, and the surroundings were as quiet as a chicken.

Su Yan smiled gently and said, "Old lady, your husband has gone to paradise. He will live well there."

"Will he...will he be reincarnated?" the old woman spoke incoherently.

"Do you hope that he will be reincarnated into this sinful world again?" Su Yan shook his head and said, "He will not be reincarnated here. He will exist forever in the kingdom of Brahma, experiencing birth, old age, sickness, and death, and will continue to reincarnate."

"Come and see, this is what he will look like in his next life." Su Yan walked forward and lightly tapped the purple gold bowl.

Suddenly, golden ripples exploded in the room, and a virtual scene appeared around them.

The picture shows a baby from an ordinary family, and his loving parents are teaching the baby to speak.

The language is still the incomprehensible 'divine language':

"Child, mom will teach you how to speak. Come on, fan~shen~."

The child blinked his bright eyes and laughed. Suddenly, he realized he was already eight years old.

There are huge crowds of people in front of the school. Today is the first day of school.

Carrying a golden Buddha-shaped schoolbag, his parents sent him to the Third Experimental Primary School of Brahma State, where he studied Brahma Studies published by the Dafan First People's Publishing House. He took out pencils and erasers with Brahma printed on them, and ate Brahma brand instant noodles...

Time is like a turning wheel. In the middle school entrance examination, he worshipped Buddha with perfect posture, recited Buddhist scriptures correctly, and was pious. He was successfully admitted to Dafan No. 4 Middle School.

Then, the college entrance examination admission notice came, stamped with Qingfan’s gold-lacquered admission seal.

His parents were overjoyed and took him to Brahma for a big meal, then sent him on the Brahma Kyoto train with tears in their eyes.

Then, he went through college, work, love, had children, middle age, and old age. He lived a life without illness or disaster, without walking on thin ice, and walked smoothly to the other side.

When he was lying on his sickbed with white hair, a divine messenger appeared with a lotus in his hand and told him:

"Because you have completed your merits in this life, you can make one wish."

"I hope... Brahma lives forever."

He died suddenly with a smile on his face.

The old woman looked at him infatuatedly. Except for being a little unhappy when she saw her husband was in love again, she was smiling the rest of the time.

Su Yan came closer and whispered, "Old man, those who spread the faith of Brahma God can choose a wish before going west. If you choose to rebuild your marriage, you can continue your previous relationship with your husband in this life."

“Is…is this true?”

"Are you satisfied?"

"satisfy!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Praise the Brahma God."

"...the pure Brahma sect, the iron-blooded true men!"

Chapter 419 Ye Fan's Kingdom of God

"Sigh~"

Everyone in Team Five touched their arms at the same time, feeling goosebumps all over their bodies.

I just felt that the scene in front of me was too weird. On the surface, it was full of happiness and perfection, but in fact, it was full of constraints, as if the whole life was like a puppet.

Baili Pangpang whispered, "Speaking of which... do you think we don't look like good people, especially Su Yan?"

"Yeah!" Everyone nodded at the same time.

Lin Qiye thought for a moment and said, "But this is already the best destination. After death, we can enter Commander Ye's kingdom of God. Given his character, he will definitely treat everyone well. Moreover, rebirth in such a world of universal peace and harmony may not be a bad thing."

He paused, then added thoughtfully, "Come to think of it, could the world we live in also be someone else's kingdom of God?"

Suddenly, what Su Yan had said came to his mind: The world is nothing but a big baby inside a small baby, but the people trapped in it are unaware of it.

"Yes, this is the best ending." Cao Yuan made a Buddhist gesture with one hand and sighed:

"It may seem like they're imprisoned and without freedom, but in reality, it's a different kind of vast freedom. Moreover, even if there's no so-called 'pure land,' their gods have already abandoned them. Once mortals are unable to enter the cycle of reincarnation, they will ultimately become wandering ghosts, their spirits scattering until they are shattered. We can't bring them back to Daxia to be reincarnated, can we?"