Siheyuan: The Villain's Cool Life

Shen He had no choice but to quickly pull the girl over and tell her what this thing was.

"Xiaofeng, this big chicken is called an emu. It's not a chicken. Well... you could say it's a chicken, but it's not the chicken we have in our country."

Please read it aloud. Who can't tell the difference?

"Girl, the one with the white tail over there is called an ostrich."

"Also, this Mimi isn't a cat, it's a tiger, get it? Aoao, that big brain axe, that eats people."

"Ah...Uncle, does it eat Xiaofeng?"

"Don't worry, it doesn't dare to eat it. Otherwise, uncle will stew it."

"Uncle, if it eats me, can you please not stew it?"

"Uh...why?" Shen He was confused.

"It ate me. Uncle, you stewed it. It's cooked, and I'm cooked too, right? I'm afraid of heat."

"Ha ha……"

Not only Shen He laughed, but everyone around him also laughed.

However, Shen He quickly took his men away.

It's such an embarrassment to my uncle.

Next time I might have to cover my face when I go out.

There's nothing good to see these days.

But there are quite a lot of them, including foxes, cheetahs, wolves and so on.

The little girl and the elder and second sisters also understood clearly.

At the end, I found out that the little girl actually liked monkeys.

Forget it, this thing is too annoying.

What the little girl feared most was not lions, tigers, big bears, etc., but the anaconda.

The most important thing for Shen He was that he saw a lot of scorpions.

There are also many small scorpions inside.

What else is there to say?

I got seven or eight of each, but I only picked the small ones.

The scorpions sold by Tong Ren Tang and several large pharmacies are so poisonous that anyone with a discerning eye can tell what kind of scorpion poison they are.

It was obvious that someone had bought a scorpion.

But how do they check the scorpions in this zoo?

The few remaining large vats finally had owners.

Then we can start selecting the strong ones for breeding, and we can also make some damn scorpions.

After a circle, we arrived at the gate.

The eldest and second sisters started saying that the tickets were a bit expensive. After looking around, they realized that 4 cents were gone for four people.

The most important thing is that there is no branch library at that time.

It will be more expensive after the branch museums are established. Tickets will cost money. Each animal museum is separate, and you have to pay to enter.

So I am still very happy now.

When I went out, it was already noon.

I don’t have time to come here normally, but when this family came, of course, Lao Mo started walking.

In the future, when the little girl goes out and shows off, she can say that she has eaten at Lao Mo and that it was her uncle who took her there.

"Sister, let's go eat."

"Oh, Daniel, don't spend that money. We can just go back and eat." The elder sister was unwilling. The train tickets for four people plus the entrance fee were already less than two dollars.

"Okay, big sister, what we eat is not the food, but the pattern and knowledge.

You don’t want Xiaofeng to tell others that she has never eaten at a restaurant outside, do you?

Let’s go, today we are not only going to eat at a restaurant, but also to eat Western food.”

"Western...Western food? Daniel, this must be expensive."

“Don’t worry, your brother has money.

Girl, come on, your uncle will take you to a big meal.

Sister, I tell you, this girl needs to see more of the world, otherwise she will be fooled by someone with a roast duck from Quanjude or a mutton hotpot from Donglaishun, and then you will be the ones crying.

As her uncle, I also feel it's not worth it." Shen He held Xiao Feng's hand.

The little girl looked at Shen He with sparkling eyes.

"Besides, when our Xiaofeng grows up and makes money, he can treat me, his uncle, to delicious food."

"Well, uncle, when I grow up and make money, I will take you out for a good meal."

"Our Xiaofeng is the best."

Looking at the two of them, the eldest and second sisters behind them could only sigh and quickly catch up.

Lao Mo.

Shen He ordered a set meal for 4 yuan per person.

This is the price in the 70s, don't compare it with this

Pickles, cream of mushroom soup, braised beef in a pot, grilled steak, grilled cod fillet, the last 4 slices of bread and a glass of hot milk.

As for the knife and fork, don’t worry too much, just make sure it’s comfortable to use.

Such a small amount of food costs more than 4 yuan, and there are so many people eating it.

The eldest and second sisters' hands were shaking as they held the knife.

I really want to ask if they can retreat if this doesn’t come up, and just have a piece of bread for the two of them.

Especially my second sister, she knows how hard it is to make money.

In the past, sometimes I couldn’t make even a dollar a week.

This younger brother spends more than 4 yuan on food alone. I must talk to him about it when I get home.

The little girl was the only one who spoke at the table, and she commented on all the dishes.

In a word, the food is not as delicious as the one cooked by her uncle.

Shen He tasted it and found that the chef's cooking skills were indeed average.

The cream of mushroom soup was a bit watery, and the braised beef in a pot was a taste that told you it was made from leg meat with many tendons still attached.

So it's a bit sticky.

There's nothing much to say about the steak and cod, they're just the way they look and are edible.

The only thing that is edible is pickles.

If this gets smashed, then there will be no sign for Su cuisine anymore.

Shen He was still thinking that the little girl's words might attract one or two people to come out and let him perform a show of pretending to be cool and then getting slapped in the face.

Ok.

Shen He was overthinking it. These plots were all imagined by many people. There weren't so many plots in normal times where people would pretend to be cool and then get slapped in the face.

The bread here is more expensive than Yili's. This bread is hard, while Yili's bread is soft. If you have time, check it out and you should be able to buy it.

But since I was there, I bought two pounds to take away when I left, which cost exactly one dollar.

It’s good to give the little girl a snack to sharpen her teeth.

Several people arrived at the station with bulging bellies.

The two sisters were reluctant to waste anything and ate it all.

Of course the little girl couldn’t finish hers, so she asked the three of them to share it.

Don’t underestimate it, but the portion is still amazing.

The two sisters and the little girl felt carsick in the car.

Shen He pressed it a few times and it relieved a lot.

If he vomits, I guess my elder and second sisters will be so guilty that they won’t be able to eat for two days.

This amount of food in my stomach costs more than 4 yuan. Whoever vomits it will feel bad.

As soon as Shen He and his friends arrived at the gate, they were attracted by the explosive news and stopped.

Qin Huairu gave birth to a daughter.

Sha Zhu looked for hens everywhere and finally got an old hen from an acquaintance. However, before he could serve the chicken soup to his sister Qin, Jia Zhang and Bang Geng had already eaten it up.

How could there be fat chickens these days? They were all as skinny as bamboo poles. Even then, Jia Zhang hadn't had enough of the meal yet, and she started to fight back against the grouchy Sha Zhu.

Shazhu was so angry that he wanted to chop himself with a knife.

Yi Zhonghai stopped Sha Zhu and kept saying that Aunt Jia didn't mean it, and his wife also came to persuade her.

Finally, his wife thought the soup was ready and asked the old lady in the backyard for a bowl, but that was not accepted.

What to do in the end? What else could they do? They stewed the leftover chicken bones again, making half a thermos bucket of chicken soup, and then sent it to Qin Huairu.

Tsk tsk, this licking dog is really...

People like it, what can we say?

Still talking about Shazhu.